>buying things Veteran's day sale >not actually a veteran

>>31971102
You should buy a rope one veterans day sale

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>>31971102
>Buying things on Boxing day Sales
>Not actually a boxer

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>buying things Christmas sale
>not a Christian

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>>31971102
>buying things on Father's day sale
>I'm black

>buying things on a monthly sale
>not actually a month of the year

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>>31971200

>>31971200
OK, that one was funny. Kek.

OP I'm a vet. If they didn't exclude anything based on proof of service, you are free to indulge.

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>buying things on Valentine's day sale
>not in a relationship

wow, that hurt to type :(

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>>31971640
>no gf
>at least i have my guns
>mfw

It just means I can devote all my spending money towards new guns, win some lose some

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>>31971102
>>31971566

I enlisted last week, got my ID yesterday, and today I ate free food.

>>31971981
Who gives a shit, preboot. Go swallow your boyfriend's load for dessert.

>>31971981
fuck you ive had duty all day, so I haven't been able to leave the company

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>>31972113
>>31972025
sup active cucks, did I mention I'm also collecting a paycheck because I'm a nasty girl preboot

>>31972149
have fun never reaching E5 weekend warrior

>>31972149
Active? I did my 4 years.

You'd have to actively try to be lazier than me. But that would defeat the purpose.

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>>31972156
>implying I'm not gonna go officer as soon as I grab those 90 college credits.

>>31971123
>I'm too young

MODS

>>31972567
>implying /k/ mods ever do anything, it's kinda great desu

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>>31971102
>Buying things on Thanksgiving sales
>I'm not actually thankful for anything

>>31971102
>buy things on memorial day sales
>have terrible memory

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>>31971102
>buying things on labor day
>not in labor or pregnant

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>>31972691

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>>31971838
Can guns be your gf? Can they love you back? Is disassembling and cleaning them sex, or is sex firing them?

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>buying things on Memorial Day
>have amnesia

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>buy things on black friday
>not actually black

>>31973676
Guns make far better wives than women.

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>>31971123

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smug nene

>blowing your load on veterans day
>black friday around the corner
>christmas coming as well

>>31971102
>tfw I fought for your right to save 10%

>Five different "AR15" style rifles on clearance
>Take calls from 'Nam vets about deer bolt guns
"Say, what do you have on clearance for .223 or 5.56 rifles?"
"Well sir we have quite a few"
"They aren't the same shit I got issued in Vietnam are they?"
>no sir they have _______"

Vietnam vets apparently hate the AR platform and so do progressives.

>>31974659
What a coincidence. Both are usually retarded and have no clue what they're talking about.

>>31971640
I-
Dang anon, I feel you.

>>31973676
>Can guns be your gf?
Of course.

>Can they love you back?
There is no greater love than protecting you and keeping you safe.

>Is disassembling and cleaning them sex, or is sex firing them?
Firing them is sex, cleaning is foreplay.

>>31971200
Is this real life.

>>31971981
What ID you fuckin liar. Your Corps values card?