> when your cold and exhausted and the MRE doesn't have coffee

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>When you're in the military and no one has asked you about it in 5 minutes and you need the attention

>>31971091
thank god you have an internet connection though.

>>31971091
Thank you for your cervix

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>>31971091
your squad leader should be hazing the life out of you.

This is why I like making mil gripe threads. Anyone elae have something worth bitching about?

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>>31971091
I was never a fan of coffee in general. I preferred the caffeinated drinks they came with sometimes like the Irish cream or French Vanilla.

>>31971181
Technology is a blessing. Im just glad I have the pouch of stew and a nice little cake thing

>not packing coffee crystals
BAKA to be honest with you
>>31971285
On our last range weekend I was tasked with fixing a bus. I mean the engine is cake but it had a FUCKING BUS around it.

I diagnosed it fine but what the fuck am I gonna do to the head gasket with my fucking multi tool?

>>31971378
I think its lemon poppyseed. Dont know and dont care

>>31971091
I remember we jacked a shit ton of hot cocoa packets from the chow hall in Bridgeport during cold weather training.

>On fire watch
>Making hot cocoa in canteen cup and those Coleman stoves in -3 degrees

>i had to go to the field over the 4 of july 96 this year and i didn't even get to shoot guns until the day after.

>tfw trading coffee packets for beverage powders in ranger school

90 calories you caffeine addicted fucks