Tell me /k/, did I do it right?
...mmmmeehhhhh.....
...close enough for gubbermint work.
>>31969446
>No FAL in the top far right.
>No Tec 9 in the mid lower left
>No Deagle brand Deagle for retards who can't make up their mind
7/10 solid effort
>>31969446
Levergat should be in the lower blue square
80% receiver AR in the purple square
>>31969446
kek dat fatman 10/10
>>31969446
>stg44 not to the extreme right
wut
>>31969615
The Nazis were more authoritarian than anything else. They had some leftist polices.
>>31969615
>national socialism
>far right
readabooknigger.png
>>31969512
Why should I put a FAL in the top far right?
Let's go further...
Political Karl Chart.
>>31969700
Shit. Now I have to make an Ian one...
>>31969538
What's the meme behind the yellow-and-black face?
>>31969827
Ancapball...
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>>31969839
All the Anarchoballs are amazing.
I personally like Anarcho-primitivism
>>31969827
What he said ANCAPS
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>>31969877
Lol, you got anymore of that?
>>31969889
kek so simple yet so perfect
>>31969898
I like this one
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>>31969923
Sorry that wasn't anarcho-primitivist i got two coming up for you
>>31969962
Centrist libertarian needs to be a Brown Bess.
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>>31969643
>IT HAS THE WORD SOCIALIST IN IT SO IT MUST BE LEFTIST
You're a special kind of dumb, aren't you?
>>31969877
Kek
>>31969868
Is this the new gender chart?
I despise the fact that you can't be a classical liberal without being pegged as some retarded AnCap who thinks McDonalds should own highways and the police or some shit.
>>31970048
he asked why its not far right I never said it was far left you fucking retard because yes herpaderp I know socialism=/=marxism
>>31969983
what philosophy is this even supposed to be mocking?
>>31970102
It says in the post
anarcho-primitivism
That graph is pretty dumb. It should be looked at as a cylinder rather than a flat plane especially since National Socialism and Communism are the same since the both produce the same results via collectivism.
>>31969958
>retarded phone screenshot borders
Do I have to spoon feed you?
>>31970102
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarcho-primitivism
When you read Walden and take it to autistic extremes you get Anarcho-Primitivism
Also The Unabomber was a de-facto Anarcho Primitivist
>>31970113
You need to stop playing HoI4.
>>31970135
>Also The Unabomber was a de-facto Anarcho Primitivist
lets not forget /k/ as fuck
>>31969670
right arm of the free world
>>31970048
There economic polices were very left wing you idiot
>>31969898
>>31970048
They were Right of Stalin, maybe, but far from capitalist
Nazis economically merged corporations, production, and commerce with the state, but did not pursue international communism as the Soviets did in the USSR.
>>31970078
>implying classical liberal memes arnt the best part
>>31970113
A cylinder? What would be the z-axis? Also great pic.
>>31970034
Standard Long arm of the British Empire?
>>31969962
What exactly is Anarcho-individualism?
>>31970078
Just embrace it. Anarcho-balls are hilarious.
>>31969962
>>31970016
My brethren. Gated corporate neighborhoods with automated M2s when?
>>31970364
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Individualist_anarchism_in_the_United_States
Also that pic is an-transhumanism.
>>31970364
thats transhumism the katan is because oh 80's steampunk
>>31970364
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Individualist_anarchism_in_the_United_States
Although I think the black-and-blue in this case in anarchy-transhumanism.
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>>31969868
Okay here is what I understand so far:
Anarcho-communism: Communism without the state (somehow)
Anarcho-Primitivism: Farming was a mistake
Anarcho-Transhumanism: Ghost in the Shell stuff
Anarcho-Individualism: Everyone BTFO!
Anarcho-Capitalism: The Untied States of Walmart
Anarcho-feminism and Queer Anarchism: TRIGGERED!
>>31970444
wtf im anarcho-transhumanist now
>>31970185
>Authoritarian
>Free
>>31970444
here this what the whole red and black thing means all memes aside
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarcho-syndicalism
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>>31970486
I love it how this tread has essentially just descended into Anarchyballs.
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>>31970508
Solid-fucking-gold.
>>31970048
Go look through a list of Nazi policies and tell me they weren't turbo-liberal.
>>31970444
also, for reference
>>31970321
Varying degrees of collectivism or individualism for the z-axis.
>>31970534
>those cheek bones
>my fucking sides
>>31970121
This picture is only accurate if the American ball is pointing a gun at the man and saying "You WILL pay your fair share and we will BARELY maintain society for you"
>>31970525
Nice Snow Crash reference.
>>31970534
> Nationalist Anarchism
That makes about as much sense as Anarcho-Monarchism.
>>31970555
I thought anarcho-communism was as retarded as you could get
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>>31970525
This is another great one
>>31970599
fuck lets try that again this time not for ants
>>31970599
I'm going to shoot you with my recreational nuke because you violated the NAP by making me strain my eyes with an image meant for ants.
>>31970534
Nationalist Anarchism? How does that even make sense?
>>31970555
Libertarian Left needs more IEDs
>>31970457
Are you more likely to have your freedoms of life and property revoked by the state or a private criminal?
A brutal authoritarian crackdown on crime thus increases the liberty of every law-abiding individual. Classical liberals get fucked
>>31970671
The order of society is maintained by a shared culture and sense of destiny felt by all its members.
Of course, this devolves into theocracy because whatever institution is responsible for educating and transmitting norms de facto holds all political power.
>>31970956
>brutal authoritarian crackdown on crime thus increases the liberty of every law-abiding individual
Only because those who care about freedoms would be criminals.
>>31970681
In fairness, it should read, "When you rob one of the most powerful claves around and shoot your victim's bicep clean off..."
Not gun related but neither is 90% of the thread so fuck it
>>31970504
I'm with you
ANARCHO PACIFISM.
>>31970504
Ironic, isn't it?
more anarchoballs pl0x
>>31971101
>autistic screeching
>>31969962
I'm fucking dying here.
>>31969570
This.
Pass all the laws you like; My dremel tool makes all the salt weppinz I need to feel like a cool kid
>>31971030
dat cringey re-vector of the original image
>>31969898
Have a whole folder of these bad boys.
>>31971101
>autistic screeching
>>31969570
>build a ghost gun
>put a cuck button on it
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>>31971673
What do you expect him to do? Go to the range with a rifle that he'd obviously be committing a felony by owning? Post a picture of himself committing a felony online?
>>31970508
I cant breathe
>>31971673
Cuck button?
You faggots need to keep these going.
I am literally laughing out loud and haven't in a few months. This is staving off depression.
>>31971919
Bullet button.
The thing that some states implemented to prevent mass shootings despite the fact that they're literally rendered pointless with pic related.
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>>31969446
swap upper and lower right and you've got it.
>>31972038
last one unfortunately.
>>31970347
Where's the "Americans: Bailing Britain out when they fuck up since 1917" thing?
>>31970534
Any more anarcho-privitism or Agorism memes?
>>31971695
>McDonalds CAS
beautiful
Leftists are protesting right now in the USA and they do not have a single fucking gun.
>>31973393
It's so amusing watching them crying out for revolution and violence and for people to die.
By which they mean someone else has to start a revolution and be violent and kill people because none of them are armed and wouldn't have the guts to attack an 80 year old man without outnumbering him at least six to one.
I really wish I knew who it was that convinced that whole generation the way to rebel against a corrupt establishment was to fanatically support THE corrupt establishment candidate.
>>31969538
sounds like someone's pretty fucking triggered
I'm authoritian right but I love me some AK...so I guess AK74M blessed by the Orthodox Church?
>>31975292
What does ,nap, mean in this instance?
>>31969538
>anarcho-communists arent SJW crybabies
>>31975307
Non-Aggression Principle.
Yo don't mess with me, I don't mess with you.
>>31975307
Paperboy broke the non aggression pact.
Which was seen as an Invasion onto private property and dealt with by lethal force.
>>31969880
>Not the one with ball holding a revolver
>>31975307
The NAP or non-aggression principle is the cornerstone of anarcho-capitalism. Essentially, any unwelcomed instance of rights violations (unless said rights were waived via contract) are violations of the non-aggression principle. So if you have an orchard, and I chop down your trees, I have violated the non-aggression principle by destroying your private property without your express permission. Since in an anarcho-capitalism society all courts are private, unless you and the aggressor have previously agreed on a court to settle your claim, you may react to non-aggression principle violations in practically any way you see fit.
The problem with the non-aggression principle is that it doesn't have any explanations for common resources. For example, let's say a community survives off ground water. I purchase land, open up a factory, siphon up all the ground water, and resell it to the other members of the community. Because I've siphoned up all the water, I have a complete monopoly on the community's water supply and I can charge them far out the ass for it. Yet I have not broken the non-aggression principle because I did not destroy or trespass on anyone elses property, and the water reservoir was not privately owned. The other people of the community have no choice but to either pay me ridiculous amounts of money for water, or become indentured servants to secure them a water supply.
>>31970956
>Are you more likely to have your freedoms of life and property revoked by the state or a private criminal?
Uuh, the state.
>>31975085
>I really wish I knew who it was that convinced that whole generation the way to rebel against a corrupt establishment was to fanatically support THE corrupt establishment candidate.
The american education system.
This is the best thread I've seen in a long time
>>31975085
>convinced that whole generation the way to rebel against a corrupt establishment was to fanatically support THE corrupt establishment candidate.
But they thought the way to do that was Bernie Sanders. Then the corrupt DNC shut them down. They were far less enthusiastic about Clinton, as evidenced by the low turnout.
>>31975437
>Since in an anarcho-capitalism society all courts are private, unless you and the aggressor have previously agreed on a court to settle your claim, you may react to non-aggression principle violations in practically any way you see fit.
That isnt true at all. An anarcho capitalist cannot violate the NAP vis a vis any third party in an attempt to defend himself from the second party's aggression. You cannot, therefore, launch missiles at his sex slaves, you cannot injure his children, and you cannot use WMD because you would then be the aggresdor against those people.
Most anarcho-capitalists do not recognize anyone's right to own slaves, either. We will kill you to liberate your slaves because slavery is a violation of the NAP. Then we will seduce the qt loli.
Private courts exist just fine today, and there exists no logical reason why they could not work.
All of these anarcho-ball memes are baseless strawmen, or ad-homs of the worst kind.
And I downloaded all of them because they are hilarious. Libertarians have a sense of humor, unlike CTR fags, tumblrinas, and university students.
>>31970016
Jesus christ my fucking sides just went off
>>31975690
>five suitcase nukes have been deposited to your account
>>31975827
Individualists? Not sure
>>31970173
I have his book, should be a comfy read.
There's a lot of statist propaganda ITT
>>31976427
>implying a true neutral would be a pacifist
>>31976563
>when statists thugs post ancap memes on /k/ and you take out your frustration by kidnapping the neighbors kids and selling them to a local coal mine
>>31976427
>anarchomonarchism
you wot m8
>>31969446
That chart is outdated, OP.
>>31976943
For some un-enlightened hell hole, maybe. True patrician cultures can handle everything on the right side of that chart.
>>31976943
Kek
>>31970016
I don't get it
>>31977244
well your mother should have had you aborted
>>31970956
>Are you more likely to have your freedoms of life and property revoked by the state or a private criminal?
Let me guess, your main reason for owning guns is because you're scared of black people around you ?
>>31971127
canadian anarchism
>>31969962
Christ
>>31976899
Hey, I never said I didn't find it funny. Just that some people actually believe this, you know?
>>31977266
No he has a point. How can you experience your own conception - scratch that, how can your DAD experience you own conception?
That's like saying you can experience what it's like to be a pencil.
>>31977777
witnessed
>>31971651
kek
>>31977777
I don't disagree with any of that, 2bh.
>>31977777
Ben Garrison lol