weapon r8 thread

9/11 nice Weapon.

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shit-tier stone

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Got better weapon than you m8.

>>31967948
You cheeky bugger you better have a permit to carry that thing round else you're nicked.

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fite my champ

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>>31967988
is that the rock from ocarina of time?

>>31967948

Nice highpoint

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>>31968003
Get a brain you Piece Of Shit!

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sometimes i like to dualwield these babys

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>>31968045
Can you repeat this?

>>31967965
It's a nice rock, I'll give you that, but the inset glass gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever...unless you were planning to auction it off as a collectors item.

>>31968061
that looks like the the military reserves. very impressive.

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>>31968069
>on k
>doesn't even understand the basic of rock combat
>mfw

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Do I need a license to carry of these heavy asault bricks?

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>>31968132
brobably it looks very beefy. you should ask some friends who may have connections to regulating agencys in your country.

pic is my alltime favorite.

>>31968145
nice choice! the holes in the top make it very versatile. probably superior to >>31968132

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Oi! What's goin' on en ere? You wanks best bin those bonkers before I club ya!

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>>31968172
>tfw police only uses bricks with no holes
>litteral plebtier

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Here's my rock, I've actually used it to defend my home, I can greentext if ou guys want.

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>rock-landmine
you fags can't do shit

>>31968207
Do it!!

>>31968207
do it.

>>31968207
Bumping for possible great bread

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i'm not >>31968207
but i can greentext about how i used mine
( i am >>31968045)

here it goes:

>be me
>be asleep
>wakeup from loud noise
>this is my time.png
>get my bricks
>sneak into dark hallway
>see person walking into my dark livingroom
>ohshit.brick
>sneak in behind them
>pounce on the burglar while dualwielding my fucking bricks
>start screaming ugabooga-cavemanmode
>bash the fuckers with my sweet dualbricks
>bashaway for about 2 minutes
>hear yelling in a familiar voice
>lights turn on
>sister stands in doorway mortified
>i bashed her boyfriends face red and blue
>mfw

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>>31968257
This m8?

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>>31968212
>>31968214
>be me
>be 20 in college, can't afford premium assault rock
>grandpa dies
>leaves behind his service rock from nam
>HUGE. I'm Talkin 2500 mm
> be at home studying
>hear car door
>Lexus blaring NWA out front
>2 nig nogs walkin towards door, I can see rocks in their waistbands
>ohshitnigger.jpg
>lock door, run upstairs
>nigs beating on door
> push gramps rock onto landing
> nogs get door open come in house
> push rock downstairs
> first nigger had leg in the way, other right in path
> rock rolls down, breaks stairs and most of the railing
>knocks down nig, rolls over leg and waist
> shit and blood from nigs intestines squirt all over walls
>rolls over nog
>fucking flattened
> keeps rolling into Lexus, where apparently 3 other niggers were listening to the radio
> crushes Doors in, pushes car into street
>semi crashes into car, kills them all on impact
>mfw

>>31968277
checked

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>>31968294
>Premium assault rock.

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>>31968294
on the toppic of heavyduty military rocks. what about transportrocks? the pioneers used to cross half the country on these things!

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>>31968333

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nice rocks, but can you drive them?

>>31968353
actually >>31968348
was just talking about that.

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>>31968353
My stones does Fly.

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>>31967948
>loose tolerances
>shoddy fit and finish
0/10 friend.

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u guys have no taste
>can't even build with their bricks
>mfw

>>31968388
>building stuff on /k/
kek bricks are for destroying

>>31967948
You going shopping?

>>31968276
>not Texas toast garlic bread
You fucking failed immensely

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>>31968374

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GUYS Heckler & Koch just released their new line of topnotch bricks! LOOK AT THESE BEAUTYS!

>>31968353

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTOwMeimSl4

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>>31968410
Lol enjoy your caeser salad poorfriend.

>>31968374
I thought we got rid of you?

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>>31968396
>kek bricks are for destroying
>implying lego isn't the most destructive superweapon

>>31968413
sweet! but those are probably worth alot of $$$

>>31968430
>be on stone themed thread
>not posting stone related stuff
casual

>>31968413
Tacticool holez

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>>31968446
>implying you could handle the quality of the Chris Reeve rockbenza
Foodstamps plz.

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Fuck your hand-stones YOU need Tanks!

>>31967948
Where can i get me one of them North Carolina alley apples?

>>31968495
thats pretty spooky. is that soviet?

>>31968508
Yes yes it is. Russian technology

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>>31968495
>still better armor protection than the Stryker

>>31967965
>>31967969
>>31967988
>>31968207
>>31968209
>>31968333
>>31968353
>>31968373
>>31968472


NOT ROCKS,JESUS CHRIST THEY'RE MINERALS MARIE

>>31967948
>YOU WANT MAH BRICK?
>COME AND PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS, MR OBAMA HUSSAIN!
>throws
>Nigger down!

>His rock isn't igneous

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>>31968606
Put Your Rock on the Ground!!!

>>31968132
Only if you modify it. Link related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IODje4dtTLA

>>31968616
>tfw
>be lego brick cop
>have to arrest yourself to be a illigal brick

>>31968645
*for beeing

>>31968606
https://youtu.be/4jlE6Wlpnqo