ITT: we dank the veterans of /k/ for their cervix

>>31966610
Hey vets, thanks for serving your masters who literally conspire to kill their own citizens, plot illegal wars, and massacre people for no valid reason. Bravo. U tha mvp ;)

>>31966616
np thanks 4 the college bucks and free applebees

>>31966622
>college bux and applebees
Lol, could you not afford those before? No wonder we send the poor and stupid to war...Really makes you think...

>>31966616
Danks man 4 da sloots who luv a man uninformed

>>31966628
Why else would anyone serve in the military as a grunt?

>>31966616
sounds like someone's out of vagisil...

>>31966610
The way she's holding that rifle makes me want to fucking strangle her

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>>31966616
>Tfw know all this and still joining the military

I gotta ask, how patriotic are people in the military? I am not sure if I will be able to stomach all that blind patriotism of "FIGHTING FER YER FREDUMBS" crap.

>>31966661
That quesadilla burger is pretty tits, I'll give you that.

>>31966628
>Lol, could you not afford those before?

Generally people dont have 40k laying around by the time they are 18, unless mommy and daddy did it for them.

>>31966616

Np buddy.

Dropping hot sticky loads onto haj was some of the best days of my life.

+1 liek

>>31966693
Good for you, but if that's the highlight of your life honestly I feel kinda bad 4u

>>31966689
>Generally people dont have 40k laying around
You're right, that's called being poor

>>31966674
Epic rebuttal, you really changed my mind. I'm not even mad, I'm just presenting the facts. Don't be so sensitive

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Thanks grandpaw :)
Thanks for being a good ol' farmers boy from Central Texas.
Thanks for going off to be a rear gunner trainer, thanks for slow rolling the aircraft when it said not to and getting court martialed.
Thanks for getting shipped off to war because you couldn't pay the bail on your court martial.
Thanks for flying 147 missions in your P-47.
Thanks for shooting down three enemy aircraft.
Thanks for junking 17 of your planes.
Thanks for flying around a captured ME-109 from Hans Ulrich Rudel's fighter squadron and being a general badass.
And thanks for the Vz.27 mauser, the Walther P-38, and pocket pistol.
I just wish you didn't throw that MP-40 to the bottom of the atlantic...

>>31966685
There's all kinds. Some are like that, some are just there for the college bill, some just want to serve for whatever reason, combat or tradition. A lot are really fucking stupid, but that's what you get for joining the gruntforce of a volunteer military. Anyone with a bit of brains is going to be sent up the chain to a higher value position.

>>31966687
are you referring to the mirmandab quesadurger?

>>31966772
>Anyone with a bit of brains is going to be sent up the chain to a higher value position.

Since when was this a thing? Criminally incompetent leadership is one of the defining characteristics of infantry units.

>>31966685
You would not believe the high-fives and bro-hugs after the election.

I high-fived a dude so hard the sound reverberated throughout the whole building.

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>>31966610

her ear pro isnt fully in her ear and that is seriously rustling my jimmies

>>31966787
I meant it more in the way that they'll be sent to different MOS than your typical groundpounder artillerybait meatshield grunt roles, or atleast the attempt will be made. A volunteer military doesn't have the luxury to pick and choose as much as conscript ones do.

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>>31966764

>>31966835
Oh, that I definitely agree with. Interestingly enough, I always thought the disparity between the quality of infantry guys, both officer and enlisted, was crazy. Like for every 5 really garbage grunts, there would be 1 that would really stand out above the rest. And it wasnt like the 5 were "average" either, we had some that couldn't clear 10 pull ups, or spent 40% of their paycheck on porn paysites and this was in an infantry Marine platoon.

>>31966724
>Good for you, but if that's the highlight of your life honestly I feel kinda bad 4u

Wow.

I think you need to be more open to others lifestyle choices, instead of your current bigot attitude. You clearly need to expand your horizons and grow up a little.

>>31966924
Try again, this time not sounding like some dudebro libtard

>>31966610
>be me
>get medically discharged from basic
>reentry code 3, I can get back in with a waiver and I'm going to
>stay at a Return To Home unit with a bunch of other medical discharges, quitters, and autists for about a week
>we all get sent to Atlanta Airport to go back to our home of record
>just about everybody spare a few people who quit are walking around with their dog tags out and hitting every store for veteran discounts
>and it's actually fucking working for them
>hide internal rage and eat my chicken tendies
>guy comes up to me
>"Are you a veteran?"
>"Only by technical standards, I got a medical discharge from basic. I'm reenlisting though."
>"O-oh, well, you won't regret it."
>Awkward hand shake
>He walks away backwards then sidesteps around a corner

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>>31967006
So how did you like Lackland?

>>31966610
Dear /k/ommandos past and present,
thanks for your service in removing kebabs and commies. We will never forget you even as the years pass and the screencaps gather dust, we will hold you in our hearts as we head off to fight our own battles. We will tell our grandkids of the great meme wars, and we when we take out our nuggets we will smile, remembering all the good times we shared.

thanks for everything, I'll never forget y'all.

>>31966610
>Tired of being a fat basement dwelling nerd
>Join the military
>Get ok scores on the ASVAB because I am not an fucking idiot
>Son do you like computers?

End up 25B surrounded by computers again except now its hot and cramped ass hell and we are in fucking Afghanistan.

What a journey! THANK YOU ARMY YOU SAVED MY LIFE.

>>31967029
Army, I was in Benning on Sand Hill.

>>31966960

Wow.

I think you need to be more open to others lifestyle choices, instead of your current bigot attitude. You clearly need to expand your horizons and grow up a little.

>>31967043

SUCKS TO SUCK PUNK.

t. Airborne Hold for 3 months

Was the best and worst time my entire life, thanks guys I'm sorry for my friends who didnt come home I will never forget you, thanks for serving and stay safe hard for me to even type this im going to head off

>>31966610
F

>>31967060
Looks like someone's TRIGGERED that they're being challenged
So sorry you can't act like an adult. I know, it's hard, but some things are just beyond you I guess

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>posts airfags
Those arent veterans, OP. Please keep posts military-related or law enforcement related. Thanks.

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>>31967120

>Looks like someone's TRIGGERED that they're being challenged

>>31967136
>not veterans
>plz post law enforcement

Law enforcement are not veterans. Cops are not soldiers. They're worthless fatasses too stupid for college and too weak for basic.

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My grandpa passed away last month, cancer. I was lucky to see him before he went. I just wanted to tell some anonymous people about him. He and his brothers (who passed a long time ago) were WWII veterans. Even though our family was of Japanese descent and didn't have it great after Pearl Harbor, he still had an immense sense of patriotism and pride in our nation. He was a brilliant army corps electrical engineer, and always found the humor in everything. When I visited him in the hospital he'd tell me to bring some whiskey or a beer next time, even though he was off all foods/liquids. Wish I had, to be honest. We left when his prognosis looked good and he'd be going home in a few weeks. Then he passed two days later in his sleep. I got to see pictures of him in his battalion when I was there, when he was young and full of energy. Anyways I was real proud of him. That's all I wanted to say, have a good Veteran's Day /k/.

>>31967136
t. finance troop

>>31967136
>Discounting AFSOC

cool story kid.

>>31966787
This, the really good ones go 18-series, the rest of the smart guys get out after one term, and you're left with the guys who toe the line of the broken promotion system making CSM.

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>>31966610
Butt mad neck beards the thread

>>31966610
>ITT: we dank the veterans of /k/ for their cervix

no danks you.
thine cervix has already been danked enough.

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>>31967800
dank you for your cervix

>>31967820
>danks

>>31967820
>ballcap
>star and stripes not into the wind

TRIGGERED

>>31966616
You're still pissed about the election, aren't you?

>>31967973
How? I'm pro-Trump you dolt

>>31968083
You talk like a blue-stater.

>>31968160
>Sore winners

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My grandparents on both my mom and dad's side were too young for WWII, but on my mom's side he was a tanker when Korea was going on (didn't go), and my on my dad's side just a grunt stationed in Europe in case the Cold War heated up. They were both in the Army. His older brother was a Marine in Korea, though. My dad said he never talked about it.

My grandma's older brother was a paratrooper with the 101st Airborne in WWII. Participated in "the night of nights". Don't know if it was then or another battle, but he didn't make it back.

So, I crack a beer to all of them and this guy's grandpa. >>31967373

Rest easy, fellas.

On a lighter note, I know I'm not the only in here one on a 96 right now.

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>>31966610
(blast from the past)

>>31967041
Are you still fat though?

>>31966685
Well 1/3 voted for Hillary so either really anxious to go fight Russia or women and Air Force.

navy nuke here
i just wanna die

>>31967150
>stupid
You obviously don't understand police technical training.

>>31968160
>Big words mean you belong to a state with better education
Thanks?

>be Russian
>Be former RU MOD
>Live in America
>Two people I work with unironically thank me for my service

I don't get it.

>>31970070
spank you for your cervix

>>31966616
t. 9th grader

>>31972101
Found the serf

>>31972101
We prefer the term "middle school veteran".

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>>31966616
This is what I hate,

Vietnam was a shit war fought for no reason against enemies that were in the right. Hippies had a right to be against it, but NOT to take it out on US soldiers.
Our soldiers are just as big of victims to our governments cunt fuckery as Charlies and the haji "orphanages". They're signing up to fight for their country and it's interests, but getting tricked and screwed in the long run.
People who insult our vets because they fought and had their friends die for a lying government in a pointless war make me fucking sick.

>>31966610
>we dank the veterans of /k/ for their cervix

my cervix needs a break from the spankin' and danken.
boy, veterans day has taken a sharp turn south as of late.
thanks all the same.

>>31968083
A liar
>>31968849
A loser

>>31972364
>Implying Trump won't manage to quit or get impeached before completing his first term
>Or at least be completely ineffective with a weak majority that hates him

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>cervix
Cervixes are why most militaryfags lives are so fucked up to begin with.
These fags die in poverty for a reason, pumping out kids at E-2.

>>31972377
Please anon, put me in awe with the amount of shit you can pull out of your ass.

>>31966610
So, on a serious note, to all you guys that served, thanks.

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Tangs for your subbort.

Gob bles

>>31972413
I served peacekeeping in Egypt and never fired my rifle in anger. Do I get anything other than my participation GWOT ribbon?

>>31972410
>One seat Senate majority
>Lost 8 seats in the House
>Went personal and attacked families of prominent GOP congressmen in the primaries
>Still no public release of his tax returns to prove no conflicts of interest or foreign influence
>In an almost constant state of being sued for malignant business practices
The writings on the wall of you choose to read it, anon.

>>31966724
Puuuuusay

>>31972428
No, but I will laugh if you get GWOT plates.

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Thank for service.

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>>31972478
I can do it and no one can stop me for stolen valor because I got the GWOT ribbon muahahaha

>>31972554
Yeah, but I'll still laugh at you as I drive by with Iraq campaign medal plates.

>>31972194
Not that troll, but conscription isn't around anymore.

Shouldn't people be held accountable for what they volunteer to do?

Can you argue that they're misinformed and thus not responsible for their actions?
I think if someone doesn't make an effort to be informed, remains ignorant regardless of the necessary information being present, aren't they responsible for their own ignorance?

>>31972572
I'd feel a sprig of jealousy knowing you probably got to see some action, but my parasailing and diving trips on my deployment will take away the sting.

>>31968160
>From Virginia
>Blue-stater
I'm not that guy, but I'm not a blue guy :-( Liberate us from the bullshit

>>31972413
you're welcome.
you are the first one today (and the only one judging from the time), seriously.

>>31966724
>You're right, that's called being poor

So your parents paid your way.

>>31967136
>or law enforcement related

Lol Civilians who never served in the military aren't veterans.

>>31972953
Of course they did. The anon you're talking to seems to equate getting a lucky roll of the dice with success. He's a little faggot who will never learn the value of hard work. Trust-fun kiddy.

>>31973009
Gee, it's like our President-elect, who had a rich slumlord daddy, got a loan the rest of us could only dream of (which would have done 3x as well in an indexed fund) and has been a long string of failures that would have ruined anyone starting poorer.

>>31967820
>That non-reversed flag
>That IR tab cover just hanging there
Jesus fucking Christ

>>31973215
Cool man, too bad Trump had no bearing on our conversation. You're a fucking faggot who got everything handed to him and I bet you're also a nogunz cuckold.

>>31973276
>Parents gave me nothing
>Joined the Army to get work skills
>Pay every cent of my rent and bills
>Had to work since 16 just to have money for basics like lunch at school
Keep pretending Trump is good for the country.

>>31966622
THIS

>>31972630
>Can you argue that they're misinformed and thus not responsible
Yeah. Government they trusted of the country they love lied to them.

>>31973334
If you were working at 16 and then joined the army you wouldn't have 40k lying around for college you stupid, stupid motherfucker. Go ahead and deny it, but everyone here can see that you're a liar and a faggot.
>inb4 GI bill
No, faggot. That's not cash money lying around that you can call people poor for not having.

>>31973334
Also double keks for trying to derail me by mentioning Trump again. You're not getting out of this callout, cuck.

>>31973394
I'm not claiming I had 40k because I'm not that anon.

I tried college while in the Guard, that standard "sit and listen to the teacher talk at you" doesn't work for me, I get bored and do ANYTHING else.

>>31973402
Fuck him. He's not ready to be president and you know it.

>>31973424
You fucking idiot. I stated in >>31973009
that I was talking about the anon you're talking to, not you. God damn.

>>31966610
thank mr marin
rah rah

>>31972630
You volunteered to keep gun culture alive in America. I hope you're prepared to be held accountable for the ~10,000 murders and ~20,000 suicides that occur annually because of you.

>>31973424
>I have such crippling autism that classrooms make my head hurt

Sounds like Marine material tbqhwyf

>>31973462
You volunteered to keep immigration alive in your country. Are you prepared to be held accountable for the 10,000 assaults and 20,000 rapes that occur annually because of you? See how this sounds?

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>>31973484
No, I just learn better by doing or reading.

>>31973497
>you volunteered to keep immigration alive

But I didn't. Did you even check to see who I replied to or I trigger your autism so hard that you just mashed your keyboard until a response formed?

>>31973507
Reading is the patrician's hobby. Keep it up, my man.

>>31973009
So did I but some people want to do the jobs the want to do. I'm enlisting infantry once I'm done with college.

>>31973536
I thanked I freaked out my parents by how well I retained information I read. I never failed any tests. It was always the lecture/busy work that gave me trouble.

>>31967840
fuck you and your "reverse flag" faggotry
that is the stupidest shit ever

>>31966805
LOOK UPON HIM AND REJOICE, WE ARE GRACED BY A SAINT OF THE /K/UBE

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Thanks for dealing with all this bullshit guys.

>>31966764

Sounds like your grandpa was a pretty cool guy.

>>31972388
>implying those are his in the first place

>>31966610
I want to know about that tech sergeant's cervix. Or at least her vulva. Anyone have pics?