Can someone do me a favor? I know this is bad etiquette, but can someone with a pistol take a shot of it with a post-it with "Hi Jesse :)" next to it? This kid is threatening to rob my house and I wanna scare him off.
>>31958683
I'll tell you what my dad told me when I was six years old and a kid punched me.
"Go hit him back"
Fight Jesse like a man kid, or GTFO. Not your personal army. You must be raised by a single mother or you could take pics of your dad's guns.
If you're old enough to post on 4chan, you're old enough to buy guns.
>>31958855
Not when you live in NJ and took prozac for 6 months when you were 15.
>>31958683
Underageb&
If not why are you scared of a child?
>>31958840
6 year old fighting is totally the same as a grown man threatening to rob your house and potentially kill you
Go away RCMP
>>31958891
Go to the police you fucking retard. With proof.
>>31958891
>this kid is threatening to rob my house
>a grown man threatening to rob your house
Nice try. Next time try to keep your story straight for more than 2 posts.
Also, consider not being involved with drugs anymore. Don't even try to deny it, you ripped off Jesse here over some petty drug deal and now he's threatening to come take back what's his. I grew up in a shitty neighborhood and I know exactly what's going on here, underageb&.
>>31958891
Why do you have to show a weapon online to scare him?
How much bigger is he than you? Show him your Wilde style.
If he threatens you fuck him in the ass.
Lulz here you go OP this will scare your boyfriend
>>31958683
It doesn't work like that m8. You must have something in exchange, like tits with timestamp.
>>31958945
How do you like new lcp?
>>31958987
Will a dick pic work?
>>31958907
Actually no. I live in a relatively decent neighborhood, I just busted his balls for being a dopehead. I've never done anything harder than weed, and that was over 3 years ago.
>>31958840
I actually was raised by a single mother. A pretty shitty, abusive one too.
>>31958997
No
Call your mom, hire a hooker, I don't care
Tits w/ timestamp is the only accepted currency
>>31958683
First of all, you're probably not of legal age
Second of all, not your personal army
Third of all, fuck off.
>>31959024
How old, how hot? I'm divorced, want a new step dad?
>>31958683
>not knowing how to photoshop in (2016 x 2016) / 2016
>not knowing how to google "gun pics with paper" in 2016 BC + 4032
>>31958683
Here you go OP!
>>31959133
>>31959133
Top kek
>>31959133
OP has a decision to make...
>>31959133
American hero
>>31958683
Rare pasta is rare
>>31959133
He can easily cut the sides of the pic off delete and do it with dildos in the middle
>>31959133
Use that gun on yourself, faggot.
Don't worry, OP, I got your back
Fuck all these naysayers who try to say that we aren't your personal army
>>31959261
Actually I missed something key
>>31959261
Kill yourself, faggot.
>>31959288
>>31959238
Hi, OP!
>>31958881
Wtf? They do medical records checks? NJ is honestly not part of the fucking US with shit laws like that
Here's your (mouthfedora)
>>31959302
OP is a faggot and he is using the pasta to setup an opportunity to post images of things he wants to stick in his ass later, because he is an attention whoring faggot. Kill yourself.
>>>/b/
>>31959420
Wow you sure are upset about something
Maybe taking some dick would help you relax. Sex and exercise are both good ways to burn off tension!
>>31959223
Yea, should have incorporated them a bit more
>>31959381
That's a very cute drawing of a penis, anon!
>>31958683
>he doesn't own his own gun
Not your personal army kiddo.
Buy one.
If you can't, you're underage and shouldn't be here.