How do you weaponize a stick? How to make the stick do more damage?

>>31957096
Tie a pointy rock to it.
A not-pointy rock will probably also work.

>>31957096
Carve out about 3/4s of it, and contour the end to fit up against your shoulder. put a gun action job the first 3/4s. It's weapon used now.

Use a Rootstock, making the stick even heavier on the hitting end.

>ACOG sight
>Tactical grip for maximum wood gripage

>>31957096
wrap barbed wire around one end, make sure you hold it on the opposite end.

>>31957096
But Anon, nothing can beat a stick.

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Glue some heavy shit to it.

>>31957096
Break stick in half, then have two stick. Continue until have more stick than Ugg then fuck his wife.

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>>31957096
You need to put poo on the stick

>>31957229
I was gonna post that!

>>31957229
Potato mashers are pretty good melee weapons

Why use stick when you can have branch? Branch is bigger than stick and an has stick attachments. Sometimes food!

>>31957096
sharpe it into the pike ?

>>31957535
Branch is unwieldy in cave defense scenarios. You try to fend off sabertooth with two arm length branch in one arm length high cave, you get eaten.

>>31957575
Branch longer than cat though, poke cat eyes. Even can use flame branch. Branch is best

>>31957575
>>31957535

You no need scary assault branch or stick, you just want kill younglings?

Want compensate for small berries?

Tribal decree say only warrior make with assault stick, only hunting twig allowed

>inb4 hunga bunga 2nd decree

Obviously meant for warriors

>>31957575
mammothshit, every cave dweller know sharpened branch is best to keep sabertooth away, Cave Law let you stand ground from Darkmen too.

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>>31957096
>weaponize a stick
>Implying a stick is not already a dangerous weapon that should be taken out from our streets.
>Implying there`s a legitimate reason to own a stick.
>Implying sticks should not be heavily regulated by the state.

>>31957096
Anything's a weapon bro, as long as you've got the right attitude!

>>31957096
swing harder

>>31957096
Pick it up and swing it, retard

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Add a nail

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>>31957096
It's already weaponized

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Something like this

>>31957214
Underrated as fuck post I'm dying right now

Take it to charsi

>>31957868
>british laws slowly pushing weaponry technology further and further back in time
>first guns
>then knives
>now sticks
>soon gangs of handcuffed chavs will be reduced to headbutting eachother to death after footwear and fistfighting are made illegal

>>31957096

>go and find a wooden board from a random junkyard
>proceed to rechape it to look like from the Fallout game
>now go and find a random fireant hill
>now with precision grab the fireants in handfuls and shove them into jars
>now apply the fireant back bodies with the stingers all over the board
>make sure to apply it everywhere and not a space of inch from each other
>this will take a long time but it is well worth it
>when you are done you will have a very red looking board but infact it is not red but covered with fireant stingers
>apply safety grips
>now proceed to beat your enemies into submission!

>>31960588
>fire ants
>stingers

Anon, I don't think you know how ants work.

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Tape more more sticks to it, side by side.

You now have a TRIPLE STICK.

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>>31957096
I added a chain and a lock to mine.

>>31957096
>contour stick into comfortable curved shape
>dado top section of stick and place a hollow metal tube
>hollow mid-rear section and place a metal lock mechanism and trigger
>put piece of dry flint in rear lock
>shove low explosive material down metal tube
>shove piece and/or pieces of scrap metal down tube
>MAKE READY
>PRESENT
now stick does more damage

Sharpen an end to a point.

Attach a rock, sharp or dull, to it. You can make a hammer, spear, or axe.

If sufficiently long and straight enough, attempt to make a bow.

Sharpen one end, and harden it in a fire (depending on kind of wood).

You now have a spear, and a pretty good one at that, at least for killing people and/or medium sized wildlife.

>>31960588
Antman pls go

>>31957096
mad max thunderpoons

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>>31960566

But then the only thing left to ban is..

Heads??

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Wrap a smaller stick around the end that hits things. That'll add weight.

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>>31957096
I suggest runes or enchantments.

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Too fucking easy.

By hitting someone with it

>>31960775
Huh, you actually did a real nice job with that nonsense.

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>>31957096

>>31962742
is that a paint scrapper?

>>31962751

Ice auger blades attached with 3.5" deck screws.

>>31957096
Shave one tip until it is pointy, then roost it above a fire to harden it

>>31961986
>$1500

The fuck?

>>31960775
I'd have just added a dead rat

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>>31960775
Did you perhaps liberate Jerusalem in a past life anon?

>>31957096
Just take some nails and hammer them in until they pop up on the other side.

>>31960775
Smart thinking now they can't steal stick

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>>31963627
You fucker

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>>31963627
Wow.

>>31963627
Underrated as fuck

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Mill it out into a stock for a barreled action. Assemble.

>>31960747
sauce ?

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>>31957096
tfw OP is literally a cave-man asking how to attach a rock to a stick to make it more lethal.

>>31957096
Look, when it comes to sticks, nobody knows more about sticks better than I, and believe me, I know a lot about sticks. I have the best sticks. What they have been doing to our sticks is just... terrible. Terrible. Even China is making that better than us. Sad! And don't get me wrong, I don't hate China. I love China. I have great relationships with China. I love the Chinese people. But they're definetely outsmarting us. *sniff* We're going to have to bring our sticks back, folks. And it will come back better and stronger than ever before.

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>>31962782
Looks like it has some engraving on it. There are some really impressive ones, they used to put bone in the natural knots of the wood to make them hit harder. That particular one is very unimpressive. Since Fijians didn't develop metallurgy or had any rocks worth making weapons from, hardened wooden clubs were they primary weapon.

>>31963627
Legendary

>>31957096
classic and easy

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>>31962782
There wouldn't be a lot of them around if its an original piece of work, timber doesn't last real long in the tropics. Many of them got ditched after the Fijian's converted to Christianity and stopped eating the missionaries, now if it was a Totokia- a chief's war club you're talking serious cash (6-10k) as they're very rare and generally kept in the family. Plus to make one they'd find a sapling when they where a young age, push it over to make the curve and wait a while for it to grow up straight.

>>31957096
Stick is already weapon, grock swing against tiger head good, tiger go down hard.

>>31957112
>Use a Rootstock, making the stick even heavier on the hitting end.
Listen to this, for it is pretty cool:
Since the darkest of times, the Lithuanians had a cool metod of making an excellent war-stick.
One would find a young oak tree, and make small slices in the bottom, where the roots are. Into those slices, one would install sharpened flints.
The tree would grow arround flints, making them stick in place, and after some years, one would end up with an excellent war club.
I read about it in a famous book from 19 century, aparently, Lithuanians ware still making them back then. It was called a "nasieka" (a mix of words "smash" & "slice").

>>31962742
That's pathetic. You couldn't even install the screws without splitting the wood.

>>31960588
>have stick
>collect fire ants in jar
>attach jar to end of stick
>???
>home defense!

>>31964871
The problem with biological enhancements is that they aren't lasting. They're great for a near-future confrontation (an offensive effort), but not for preparedness (which is an ongoing long-term thing).

If you're being attacked frequently, you'll need more ants afterwards, and you aren't going to mind the effort. Worth it for the reload. If you're not being attacked, and your ants die, you're soon going to start questioning the effort of replacing them. The investment of time and energy could surely be used some other way that's more productive. Maybe something that doesn't deliberately release fire ants anywhere near where you sleep.

Also, if you're defending your home with a stick and some ants, that jar would be one of the more valuable things you own.

>>31957096
1. Make it sharper.

or

2. Make it heavier.

>>31957282
Is there any recorded case of someone using one in melee?

>>31957096
iron cap on the end.

>>31967137
a lot of trench clubs were converted from them