humor thread

>>31953470
I hate when people post a completely irrelevant OP image to the thread.

>>31953530
I don't have anything funny, that's why i want a humor thread

File: 1473478888098-b.jpg (21KB, 427x427px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 427x427px

Also more reaction images like this, I need more

>>31956276
shes holding a trump sign

god kind probably looked her directly in the eye and winked at her. she's orgasmning uncontrollably and crying tears of embarassment and joy

actually im pretty sure thats a transexual

File: gersh_tampon_holster.jpg (47KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 480x480px

Bump

>>31958195
>more than 2 egyptian soldiers wearing the same camo pattern in one place at any given time

what year was this? they were a fucking shitshow uniform-wise when i was there in 2013

>>31956762

Definitely trans. Just look at those hands...goddamn!

File: 1460190788913.jpg (441KB, 664x1000px) Image search: [Google]

441KB, 664x1000px

>>31958218
It's a special forces unit. They're the only ones trained to run forwards.

>>31958216
Don't talk shit about the interceptor and M4/5 rails

>>31958275
It's 2015 dude, it's all about chicom and keymod

File: 12745538_561184357373386_7145620080797104751_n.png (190KB, 806x606px) Image search: [Google]

190KB, 806x606px

>>31958302
I SAID DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT THE INTERCEPTOR

REEE

File: tac_sac.jpg (24KB, 536x465px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 536x465px

>>31958312
Take these, they'll go perfectly with the rest of your kit

>>31958333
>"Investigation" is the usual conspiratard method of "I believe X, and will sift through a mountainous haystack that disproves it for the needle I think is proof."

>>31958399
Some things don't require much investigation, like Operation Northwoods

>>31958449
Wouldn't it be in color anyway if the image were taken in 1974?

>>31958420
>proposed but shot down by Kennedy and never occurred
What exactly are you trying to claim here?

>>31958463
Some people think that's what got him assasinated

File: why_k_likes_bees.png (483KB, 1762x893px) Image search: [Google]

483KB, 1762x893px

>>31958428
>>31958439
>>31958449

Seriously.... knock that shit off.

>>31958459
Not necessarily, color photos were just becoming popular in the 70's but black and white was still more popular.

>>31958459
U.S military involvement ended in 73 anyway. I think. Now I have to look it up

>>31958496
It was '75

>>31958462
Oh god, we all thought the same thing.
Poor kid.

>>31958492
I know, I'm just musing that by then the military would have had color cameras

>>31958496
Correct, it would have been August 15 1973. For direct involvement anyway.

>>31958507
It was actually 76 tecnicly

>>31958484
Colorized history photo memes are great

As is your story there, reminds me of the tree crows vs the grass crows

File: Haji_shit_war.png (24KB, 985x329px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 985x329px

>>31958462
kid deserves a new computer for putting up with staying up that late amid the bullshit of an election.

File: World War Crow.png (180KB, 862x911px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 862x911px

>>31958531

You rang?

>>31958463
The fact that a false-flag was planned is in itself a conspiracy. The implications that this can easily happen in our government and could translate to other potential false flag operations is a stretched but not impossible scenario.

File: zzzzzzzzthesefuckingdoes.png (185KB, 1280x1024px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 1280x1024px

>>31958542
eyyyyy

>>31958484
I wish I had known that at 10, I had a bee hive at my house and my friend a wasp nest. Luckily children are innovative and we used a combination of smoke bombs and tactical hair spray to burn them out.

>>31958478
And not because the assassin was a crazy ex-marine who at one point defected to the USSR, got bored of it, and begged for his passport back, in an era when US-Russian tensions were at their highest?

>>31958552
Conspiracy theories, bruh.

File: 1466180391494.png (3MB, 4298x5198px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4298x5198px

>>31958561
wrong one

>>31958150
Lost

>>31958533
>New computer
He probably has a rig that would make /g/ cum their collective panties

>>31958543
But you have to consider how absolutely insane keeping, say, a 9/11 false flag conspiracy secret for 15+ years is. Especially in the wake of Manning and Snowden leaks. That's the kind of task that would require tens of thousands of Americans in all levels of government, plus a huge number of unconnected civilians like the airline employees and the outside experts brought in, all telling the same lie and not a single one stepping out of line.

>>31958533
>The universal truth: No matter where you are, there are neighbors who hate each others' guts and will do petty "fuck yous" to each other

File: 1396280569581.png (39KB, 877x587px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 877x587px

>>31958531
Eh... there's a difference between clever ones like the lazytown one here >>31958376 and somewhat lazy ones like >>31958428

I personally consider the good ones to be the ones that you have to take a moment or two to realize that "wait, that photo came from a kids show"
>tree crows vs the grass crows
I am intrigued. Do you have a cap?

>>31958601
see
>>31958542

File: 1477316961741.jpg (560KB, 1545x1869px) Image search: [Google]

560KB, 1545x1869px

>>31958548

Kek, haven't seen that one.

>>31958601 See >>31958542

>>31958601
That's some next level shit right there.

File: K_makes_Confetti.jpg (95KB, 653x528px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 653x528px

>>31958542
haha.... holy shit I

God damn that's getting saved.

>>31958542
This will never fail to make me grin

>>31958571
tip top lel

File: Grandpa_versus_School_principal.png (146KB, 900x843px) Image search: [Google]

146KB, 900x843px

>>31958625
Nah, it's just means your capability of bluffing is amazing.

Holy shit this Captcha is "DRINKS POTATOES"...I find it ironic because there's an irishman in this cap.

>>31958636
>Hornady Party Hard Seld Defense Ammo

My sides aren't gonna make it

>>31958672
Based grandpa

File: 1473547534423.jpg (63KB, 500x459px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 500x459px

>>31958389

>>31958449
>/k/ - Weapons
lost

File: 1465163109192.jpg (110KB, 750x742px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 750x742px

>>31958266

File: nam.jpg (66KB, 599x819px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 599x819px

>>31959457

File: SMLE.jpg (33KB, 677x471px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 677x471px

>>31959475

anyone got the screencap of that kid that killed a couple of dindus with a martini henry and afterwards the father tried to file charges against the kid and the grandfather beat some sense into the father (Grandfather also looked like Joseph Stalin)

File: martini hank.png (1MB, 3031x4752px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3031x4752px

>>31960093

File: 1475338709641.png (273KB, 597x554px) Image search: [Google]

273KB, 597x554px

>>31958389

File: 1475385282885.jpg (99KB, 500x365px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 500x365px

>>31958484

File: 1475371356895.jpg (55KB, 800x677px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 800x677px

>>31958484
>

>>31958548
lol, this is exactly what we do in biology courses in order to get a master degree in wildlife biology.

making captured stags and does orgasm, greatly reduces the risk of capture myopathy in roe deer.

therefore we alway have a vibrator and a special fleshlight along with some deer scent samples when we put tracking devices on trapped deer.

>>31958462
>doesnt take a bow to the nether
barron pls

>>31960176
what

WHAT

WHAT NIGGER

>>31960963
now we know why aliens probe humans. here I always thought they were just gay.

>>31958545
A Turkish newspaper actually did that, pretty funny

>>31960123
Prototype dalek.

>>31960134
Actually it's a storm drain.

>>31960176
I don't think I can what hard enough for this but I'll try

WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

>>31960519
its right there in the hotbar

>>31961840
fuck that 3-5rnd burst shit. that's fucking stupid.

more like 9-12rnd bursts.

>>31958542
Fucking Belka

File: 1313982071629.png (181KB, 428x510px) Image search: [Google]

181KB, 428x510px

>>31958672
>I CAN SEE THE KNIFE HAND

File: I+m+not+sure+if+the+girls+are+impressed+or+disgusted+_5cd82cd6df930945680a426ceae06f92.jpg (9KB, 190x200px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 190x200px

>>31955556
Same here, I need more stupid grins in NVGs

>>31958150
lost hard

File: hue.png (5KB, 720x120px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 720x120px

>>31953470

>>31962870
i want the hat

File: 1474644133628.gif (3MB, 479x270px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 479x270px

>>31962391
Rule of thumb was that you should yell "FUCK YOU" during your bursts, keeps you from laying into it too long. Also, when you get angrier, your bursts get longer.

File: Thumbsup.jpg (132KB, 453x496px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 453x496px

>>31962582

>>31962897
You could probably make one yourself with a fairly minimal amount of sewing from cheapo camo fabric and an Asian straw cone farming hat and a couple cardboard party hats hot glued or tied to the top.

It'd be a fun cosplay project.

>>31960109
oh my god, that's so beautiful, I'm so glad that worked out.

I thought that story ended after the first night.

>>31962178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEtRoZ5FWNc

File: swedes.png (442KB, 1254x903px) Image search: [Google]

442KB, 1254x903px

>>31963373

>>31963294
i sure hope this didnt happened but i laughed VEY hard, god bles

File: 4eyed night vison.jpg (1MB, 1920x2560px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x2560px

>>31962582
i have the whole picture and its a lot better than that shit pic you got going on

File: Capture+_2016-11-11-02-26-58.png (2MB, 1440x2392px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1440x2392px

Just found this... Couldn't get here fast enough to post it

>>31958216
whats wrong with an acog and quad rails?

>the rest i get

File: 1455668313162.jpg (40KB, 640x359px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 640x359px

>>31964746
That 45mm isn't a true Glock and Wesson

>>31960109
That pic is kinda small but was that the thread where some black kid blams a couple of melanin enriched gentlemen breaking into his home with a Martin-Henry and his stepfather acts like a prick about it while the cops give the kid a pat on the back?

>>31963019
that car had some fucking hangtime up there, wow.

File: Hugh.png (272KB, 359x320px) Image search: [Google]

272KB, 359x320px

>>31963624
>BONER KEBAB

>>31964836
>I like having useless weight on the front of my gun

kek

>>31960176
hawt

>>31958333
Go back to your cancer containment board

File: donerkebab1202a[1].jpg (306KB, 1500x1000px) Image search: [Google]

306KB, 1500x1000px

>>31965250
Doner Kebab. It's a Turkish version of Gyros/Shawarma that's extremely popular in Germany.

>>31965309
>Implying the extra weight doesn't help stabilize it

>>31958484

That's..... bullshit, I guess. Bees are efficient at self defense, but I've never seen them react in such a way. If that story was true, I would not need to place traps for wasps and hornets to defend my own bees (fuckin' hornets, they are built like trucks and refuse to die).

Well, sometimes tales are just for dreaming.

>>31966985
Shit's amazing. Best drunk food.

>>31966985
Back when I lived in England I used to love that shit.
I also like it when the guys selling them give them to you in those little containers that have the meat in one slot, bread in the other and veg in the last one so you can make your own kebab with as little/much veg as possible.
I'd just eat the meat and give the bread and veg to my vegetarian friend.

File: a71.png (54KB, 330x452px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 330x452px

>>31967012
you forget where you are

>>31963496
The god damn
>next time on Anon's restoration
on the actual greentext though. Why?

File: falloutvaultboythumbsup[1].jpg (62KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 800x600px

>>31967184
>dutch web gear

>>31968786
>Ikea
>Dutch

>>31970357
>Fennoscandia
>Separate countries

>>31960134
Hey, that's pretty good!

>>31963019

>not titled jihadi airburst munitions

dude

missed opportunity

File: btardstrikesagain.jpg (221KB, 1018x753px) Image search: [Google]

221KB, 1018x753px

>>31958601

Reminds me of:

>>31963019

Eh I prefer the M240b. The phrase to use with it is "die motherfucker die" give about 9-11 round bursts erry teim

File: 1400204624237.jpg (975KB, 1454x881px) Image search: [Google]

975KB, 1454x881px

>>31963496
Never seen that one before and it's great.
Thanks for posting anon

>>31972176
>Be in SF support Group
>Started career as combat arms
>On MG range with moving targets
>Only shooter who can hit the side to side target
>Get fed multi-target sweeps and ace those too
Fuck, I loved the 240B. The M249 just felt wimpy and short-ranged.

>>31973023
Every time that gets me.

File: 1400205368525.jpg (17KB, 192x260px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 192x260px

>>31972891

File: 1390842702178.jpg (47KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 200x200px

>>31966942
stay mad reddit scum

>>31966942

Fuck off. Until /Jew/ is a thing Holocaust and Holocaust denial jokes are welcome on every board.

>>31973247
That's what you think, /pol/tard.

>>31973316
>(((you)))
is that what you wanted? Can you fuck off and die now plebbit?

>>31973602
>Implying I've ever actively posted on Reddit
>implying you're not out of your containment board

File: 498ed76be651cffb6bb9bac6a9bb75c3.png (136KB, 325x325px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 325x325px

>>31960176
You what

>>31968747
What kind of manchild are you if you can't have vegetables with your food? Are you literally 12?

>>31973879
Wow, I'm mostly a carnivore and like to pair with stuff like asparagus and root veggies, but no veg is ignorant is biology.

>>31960176
I thought this story was fucking FAKE!

>>31958598
Some less petty than others.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHeSC_Ws5Ic
Hunter S. Thompson was a fucking legend.

File: bundeswehr_qt.jpg (1MB, 3024x2016px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3024x2016px

>>31961840
Why not both?

File: trembling.jpg (109KB, 461x523px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 461x523px

>>31958216

this hit hard

>>31967184
>airshit

>>31958333

I want fucking trump retards to go

isnt it enough your apeish creature won the elction?

>>31968747
>>31966985
>>31965250

>Europeans fulfilling their legally required "OMG Kebab is so good and totally makes up for the people who sold it to me raping my sister and cutting off my head" post.

Congrats on staying one more day out of the concentration camps Eurobros!

Heil Merkel

>>31973879
>>31973907
It has become super common in the past generation it seems like dude.

I have one friend who I think the last time he ate a vegetable was when he accidentally ordered green pepper instead of green olive on a pizza.

It is seriously pretty telling about a generation when I know more than one person that seems to refuse to eat vegetables at any cost, except potato chips ofcourse!

File: 1478924639695.jpg (22KB, 244x323px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 244x323px

>>31974805
No.

>>31974805
Muhammad plz go

>>31974805
Actually, Trump wins means we just save your fucking asses.

/pol/ pride worldwide!

>>31972891

my word, even the superafricans don't want to be black

>>31958195
>when you chasin the Jews across the Red Sea and the water starts rushing back

>>31963294
Alright, this one got me.

File: zzzzzzzzzc-c-c-c-cosmoline2.jpg (3MB, 1728x7893px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1728x7893px

>>31976836

File: 1476509016092.jpg (236KB, 937x960px) Image search: [Google]

236KB, 937x960px

>>31973316
Look, buddy.
/pol/ is retarded, and I only ever go there for updates when happenings happen, like the Turk coup.

But the jew thing is pretty spot on. I have no idea how many times something shitty occurs, and looking into who caused it inevitably ends in jewnanigans.
Ie.
>Feinstien
>Kuntzmann
>Silverman
>Schumer
>Soros
And so on.

>>31976911

Shtetl mentality

http://jpfo.org/articles-2015/shetl-mentality.htm
http://jiw.blogspot.com/2014/07/shtetl-mentality-in-north-america.html
http://www.yivoencyclopedia.org/article.aspx/shtetl

Ignore the bias, see the big picture, find useful scraps. Same shit as on the barren tundra of /pol/

>>31976947
This is fascinating!
Thank you, based hazguns juden.

Just had my first range embarrassment!
Bought an ar15 2 weeks ago.
Cleaned bought haven't taken it to the range.
Put my "I voted" sticker on it.
Took it today.
Guys next to me notice it.
We laugh, but now they are watching me.
Tell them Its my first time getting to shoot it.
Did not fire, would not eject.
Back pin wouldn't pop out.
Guys next to me try to help
no luck
after 30 minutes I finally go home.
take a punch to the bolt.
Took some work.
When I put it together after cleaning, I didn't line it up right.
Now ejects. Time for 20 minute drive back to range.

>>31974912
Aren't olives vegetables ?

File: IMG_0022.jpg (120KB, 640x719px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 640x719px

>>31974912
Haha! Excellent post, Susan!

>>31976947
>>31976986
This is wild.
It explains so damned much. And furthermore, the "Jewish Plan A" mentioned in the first article, while a logical choice given the psychological place it comes from, is EXACTLY the tactic that adds so much fuel to the flames for the 'new cossacks'. The self defense tactic only reaffirms to said cossacks, that jews are trying to control them via the media.
This is an awful cycle. The shtetl mentality needs to be thrown the fuck out. It will only lead to future conflict.

>>31955556
A digit from becoming a god.

Anon will you get me a 555.56mm for home defense?

>>31958590
almost like holocaust deniers are crazy, huh

>>31956276
>>31956762
>>31958242
I'd recognize that toupee anywhere, that's the God-Emperor himself and the camera caught the moment it all sunk in for her.

Also this trans meme needs to stop, back in my day we just called them ugly women and didn't pretend.

File: Satan.jpg (2MB, 1600x1197px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1600x1197px

>>31958484
How did the rest of /k/ deal with hornets and wasps when they were kids?
>Buddies and I destroyed a yellowjacket nest under his front porch
>They set up shop in a crack between the concrete steps and the foundation
>Armed with rolled up magazines and one can of RAID we made our stand
>Bravest one in our group wields the RAID and approaches the entrance and lets loose frothy suffocating death directly into the enemies lair
>Buzzing intensifies as the first wave charges towards us
>With magazines held high as if they were holy maces blessed by the Pope we crushed the enemy as soon as they poured out their stronghold in vain attempts to rout our just campaign
>We blast the entrance with more RAID in between waves.
>Spray and Smite. Spray and Smite
>This process lasts about half an hour
>Finally with a pile of slain foes at our feet and no more pouring out of the entrance we emptied the rest of the RAID into the nest
>Went to the gas station for pop and snacks to celebrate our victory against the golden devils.

>>31977204
Essentially that but with burning gasoline and not going anywhere near the enemy

File: 1478319310717.gif (1MB, 264x264px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 264x264px

>>31958195
>hihg
Mon visage

File: pattern.jpg (184KB, 983x701px) Image search: [Google]

184KB, 983x701px

>>31962897
Wizard hats are really easy to do.

>>31977132
Back in your day, the ugly women still had feminine penises, you just didn't know.

>>31958272
Straight outta auschwitz

>>31958195
this twingo meme is really starting to get some legs

>>31976836

I fucking love this place.

>>31960176
neat

File: 1474971538239.png (208KB, 600x699px) Image search: [Google]

208KB, 600x699px

>>31958333

>>31958319
>I will never own a full giggle MG in 54r

Just kill me

>>31958395
>11 aircraft
>40 tanks
>15 fixed positions
>3 UFOs
>3
>UFOs
Maybe that's why we haven't had contact with intelligent life, they tried to contact us, and fucking Johann "The Sour Kraut" Fritz blew them the fuck up

File: 1469941152955.jpg (74KB, 504x390px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 504x390px

>>31977204
I had my way. If the nest was low enough or if I could knock it over I had my ways.

>get carhart jacket on
>put on ski pants
>hydrate like a motherfucker so I don't die
>tape end of jacket to pants
>put on boots, tape it up
>put on grandfather's old WWII pith helmet
>put on goggles
>put on bug net over it
>put on welding gloves
>tape those up
>go off to war
>punch the fuck out of the nest
>scream power phrases in German as I do my work
ICHBINDASÜBERMENSCH.mp3
>have them all killed from them stinging my impenetrable armor, or from the punching
>go inside when about to die from heat stroke
>admire the hundreds of smashed wasps attached to my jacket

Only reason I live for the summer

>>31977650
>grandfather's old WW2 helmet

I too know this feel

>>31977744
full house confirms

File: bar.jpg (9KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 225x225px

>>31962870
Congratulations.
No, seriously, congratulations.
I very rarely save images and i post them even less frequently.
This is the first image i save in 1 and a half years.
Give yourself a pat on the back on my part and go buy yourself something nice, you deserve it.

In the meantime, contributing to this thread.

>>31977650
>have them all killed from them stinging my impenetrable armor
Wasp don't lose their intestines when stinging, you're thinking of bees

>>31974906
>>31965250 here
What the fuck are you on about. I thought it said BONER KEBAB (I was later shown to be wrong) and I thought it was funny

>>31977371
>still had feminine penises
Sex change surgery didn't exist then, millennial. Trannies were easy to spot.

>>31978191
Either way they were dead. Not sure how. But they were wasps and dead. All that matters.

>>31958636
I wonder if one could make a muzzle break with party horns that sounded as the shotgun was fired?

>>31958462
I'm surprised this image doesn't include 4chan. isn't it confirmed one of his sons is on /pol/?

>>31978286
Jesus christ it took me a sec...

>>31978570
>aoyj watermark
I swear, i'll go on to become the world leader in image recognition technology, influence the elections so that the biggest "hand in your business" commie dictator gets to power so to become it's closest advisor just to implement the image recognition system on 4chan and trigger a rangeban on the poster the second that watermark is detected.

>>31965339
amazing

>>31972130
>2 dead in Excalibur murder-suicide
wut

File: crom laughs at you.gif (924KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

924KB, 500x281px

>>31977321
Coward. How can you enjoy the taste of victory without watching the life drain from your enemies eyes.

File: tracknfield.jpg (82KB, 476x637px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 476x637px

>>31978286
you sly fox, you

>>31958216
because they're cheap or something?

File: f794fd52-62c1-11e4-_796648c.jpg (102KB, 620x413px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 620x413px

>>31978600
then I would just do this xaxaxaxa

>>31977204
we had bee suits since we kept honeybees. when we got yellow jackets, we just suited up and flooded their hives with quick-set concrete.

>>31979414
I contemplated a barrage of firecrackers from range, could've watched their eyes explode along with their entire bodies through my binoculars

>>31960109
I don't see much of the resemblance. Kid's grandfather looks more like a budget Hossein Yazdanpanah who is himself a budget Joseph Stalin.

I hope this kid got off, as he'd already be dealing with emotional damage from killing two people. Would suck to see him also face jail time because his stepfather is an empathy-lacking dipshit.

File: don-d-laugh-drink.jpg (61KB, 413x395px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 413x395px

>>31981812
Fucking glorious thread.

>>31979437
This is what happens when you think breaking boots in is a meme

File: 1274011631387.jpg (18KB, 366x380px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 366x380px

>>31977650
Punching wasps to death

>>31960115
They definitely weren't using Okha bombers that early in the war, right?

>>31958672
Jesus fucking christ, that is a way to parent a kid.

My sister is anti-weapons, but my nephew is getting a swiss knife anyway.

File: image.jpg (155KB, 828x1024px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 828x1024px

>>31958545
They didn't make one for trump haha

File: Porkins.jpg (459KB, 672x816px) Image search: [Google]

459KB, 672x816px

>>31981812
OP of that thread standing by.

>>31960176
Pics faggot.

>>31953470
why did you link that gay video i watched the entire thing

spoiler he almost got away with it pretty well then a cop googled him

>>31985085
>They didn't make one for trump haha
What's so special about a rich white guy becoming president?

>>31953470
anyone got the "Superior African Technology Summit" video?

>>31958285
He went bananas? Yes? No?

>>31960115
A trainer version, ok.

>>31958285
>Vegan police

>>31958333
Checked and keked

>>31958285
BR-15

>>31959457
That's what the 1911 is for.

File: 1471007600439231.jpg (271KB, 2300x919px) Image search: [Google]

271KB, 2300x919px

>>31977204
I just burned them down

My dad has the best story though
>be my dad
>circa mid 80s
>inna airguard
>stationed at a NAS outside of the city
>new commanding officer rotates in
>orders unit to clean shit up
>get tasked with cleaning out a shed on the other end of the flight line that hasn't been used since the 50s
>ropes in a few airmen to help
>they show up to the shed
>doors rusted
>kick it in
>filled with hornet nests
>squad gets stung to shit
>get an idea for revenge
>talk to friend at security
>turns out they got an excess of old tear gas that needs to be used
>"does it work on bugs?"
>"Yeah it should kill them, why?"
>"We have a shed that needs cleaning."
>"Oh, yeah sure have this box of tear gas, it's expired by a few dozen years."
>take tear gas, and a few NBC suits that were expired as well
>squad suits up
>break windows and lob 5 tear gas grenades in the shed
>squad starts losing it while in suits
>cuck officer who gave us the order happens to be on the flightline being an ass
>sees squad having a good time
>"MEN, WHY ARE YOU IN NBC GEAR AND WHY IS THAT SHED FULL OF SMOKE?"
>dads face when
>stops laughing and says to his best ability what happened
>"Werf fourd sum ord teal gash, shir, an ehriminated da dreat"
>officer takes a minute to interpret the gas mask filtered lingo and becomes bewildered that his men seized tear gas for the sole purpose of killing bugs
>"Well.... carry on airmen."
>"Yesh shir"

>>31962582
Kek
>>31962870

>>31963294
>Filename isn't ATFdad.jpg

>>31958348

SO SORRY

>>31972973
>/k/indergarten

ftfy

File: 1469480331929.jpg (23KB, 624x480px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 624x480px

>>31985744
Thank you for Correcting The Record.

File: obama-combo-breaker[1].jpg (63KB, 750x600px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 750x600px

>>31989822

>>31972996
#buttknife

>>31989822
Not him but he does have a point, historically there's nothing special at all about Trump being president.

>>31991486
for hunting right? just get a real rifle dude

>>31986775
When the only arguments against your political philosophy are outlandish strawman memes.

>>31991735
>for hunting
>implying that the only thing you would buy / build a weapon for is for hunting

Fuck off Fudd

>>31972891
>MUDDAHFOOKAH

>>31958324
I'd rather have a set the size of huge bull nuts.

File: 1461337501010.jpg (45KB, 421x341px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 421x341px

>>31958548

>>31992562
I wish I found something like that out in the woods.

>raping actual anthro at gunpoint
>locking her in my shed
>train her using positive and negative reinforcement
>one step closer to being completely self-sufficient

Sucks I can't ever have this, but I'm really hoping for something to escape a bio research lab or crash land from outer space.

>>31993156
>go on /tg/
>find Gropey the Clown
>Have him hook you up
problem solved.

>>31965102
Open in new tab, newfag.

>>31991486
SNAKE EATER

>>31993156
>boner pls

File: deer.gif (913KB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]

913KB, 400x300px

>>31993545
>>31993641
Well I did date a furry for awhile and she dolled herself up like pic related on friday nights with doe ears (well, reindeer, it was part of a Christmas costume) and she wore glasses too along with the latex stuff. So it was like three fetishes I never knew I had all rolled up into one, she made me dress up as a hunter one night and one time I had to dress up like Santa.

Too bad she was full fucking insane and would just randomly fuck things up in her life on purpose. Other than that she was a keeper.

File: acogs are bad.jpg (893KB, 1500x1500px) Image search: [Google]

893KB, 1500x1500px

>>31958216
>>31964836
>what's wrong with an acog
Pic related.

>>31994008
Even if she was crazy, I'm still jelly.

>>31959603
Fat neckbeards

Nuff said

>>31958533
Inb4 designated shitting doorstep

>>31994064
That nigger was making a joke from r6 siege.

File: ia.jpg (325KB, 1380x824px) Image search: [Google]

325KB, 1380x824px

oc

File: Do you even button fly.jpg (95KB, 939x712px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 939x712px

>>31994780
I know he never would, but I'd LOVE to see Ian get high and just go off about the interesting details of side-tilting-bolt firearms and the development of the P38.

God, that would be heaven.

File: suicidehotline.jpg (70KB, 849x424px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 849x424px

>>31994794
I knowwwww. In your pic it looks like he's holding that gun up to his mouth ):
ian always looks hungover I hope he is not getting depressed.

File: Do_it_for_him.jpg (288KB, 1318x814px) Image search: [Google]

288KB, 1318x814px

>>31994807
Ian has chosen a tough life.
But he's no so short-sighted as to cash out early.
He's specifically said he's got no interest in a wife or kids...I wonder what his position is on Traps?
>Ian and Carl will never teach you the intricacies of competition shooting

I'm such a terrible shot. I need a big, strong man to show me how to hit sub MOA spreads with me .22

Ian is Love
Ian is Life

File: kokookko.jpg (44KB, 540x518px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 540x518px

This is my version of GET SACRIFICED TO 6000 BEES TO COLT'S SMALL ARMS DIVISION
yes I have a tumblr no hate pls

>>31963302
Ehy we weren't french, we just never understood what a war was, so we probably just run away like madmans

>>31994821
Ian is my god

File: 1478574370598.gif (3MB, 200x180px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 200x180px

>>31994835
Me 2

File: Nunsuch tries exploding arrows.webm (1MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 640x360px

>>31953470
No webm thread so posting OC here.

>>31955556

>>31955555

File: 1474417995874.jpg (21KB, 266x254px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 266x254px

>>31966985
>that's extremely popular in Germany.
Naturally

>>31959475
Awfully strange Marine

File: serbu at it again.webm (3MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x360px

>>31994852

>>31974944
Cock .45 Here

>>31993156

>her

Faggot.

Wow, this in considered humor? No wonder people want to ban guns.

>>31994895

It was originally invented in berlin (kebab, not doner), but it was before my homeplace got entirely cucked.

>>31991486
WHAT A THRILL
>ba dum ba da bum bum

>>31994895

Google Vertz Kebab in the US, anf view their location map, then weep, burger.

>>31966985
I am now hungry

File: IMG_20160914_203301.jpg (51KB, 537x861px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 537x861px

>>31994008
I was definitely not expecting to get boner from this thread.

>>31995359
Same dude. Now I'm gonna be thinking about fucking deer all day.

File: image.jpg (412KB, 1280x853px) Image search: [Google]

412KB, 1280x853px

>>31992562
>>31993156
>>31993641
>>31994008
>>31994090
>>31995098
>>31995359
>>31995557
/k/ isn't full of furries, r-right guys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtFg4An7kU4

File: FB_IMG_1478756114246.jpg (9KB, 270x270px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 270x270px

>>31995895
No it is. Just all closeted.

>>31995895
I think the culture is cancerous but damn myself to hell if I don't find some of the porn to be good. I'd assume that's the case with a lot of people, but it's bad to assume. But yeah I'd probably be considered closeted.

>>31996045
Furries somehow have a lot of money for commissions, which leads to a lot of really talented artists making a living off the community.

>>31996081
Some guy paid over a grand for a commission. Guy is a nuclear engineer or some shit.

>>31996093
There's also those really high-end suits with the lensed eyes that follow you and even puppeteered mouths that match your own mouth as you talk.

>>31996120
Those are super nice desu. The craftsmanship is legit af. I can see why people fuck in them.

>>31996153
They don't though, outside of fetish porn. If you spend Certified Used car money on a suit would you be eager to get bodily fluids all over it?

>>31996196
They do, and yes.

>>31991486
please. send me the sites you got all the parts. I need it.

>>31963294
RIP doggo, he did nothing to deserve it

>>31985744
Things go back to the way they should be.

File: 1477594253884.gif (2MB, 803x608px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 803x608px

>>31994821

>>31994064
I remember this thread

>>31996545
t. Ku Klux Klan

File: 1458568476006.jpg (790KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

790KB, 2048x1536px

>>31977640
>Johann "The Sour Kraut" Fritz

fucking lel

File: 1478845057494.jpg (52KB, 337x498px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 337x498px

>>31960176
Post special deer flesh light

File: lizard wants earthfriend.jpg (133KB, 990x531px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 990x531px

>>31994090
>>31995359
>>31995557
>>31995895
>>31996045
lmao I did not expect this to blossom into a discussion. Yeah the culture is cancerous and full of easily offended nutcases (there's probably a venn diagram with a big overlap with the LGBT community somewhere) but great diddly skadidilly some of that stuff is sexy as hell and I was converted to it fully by furry fridays. Not that much into does and furs in general, but scalies on the other hand...

There's apparently a lot of /k/illers who are very into lizards out there.

>tfw you will never find a tribe of lizardmen and introduce them to the /k/ube kult, and as thanks being gifted the chief's tomboyish daughter who loves the smell of gunpowder

If only we had been warped into the Berenssstain universe, then everything would have been fine.

File: famas.jpg (99KB, 730x1095px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 730x1095px

>TFW no oper8or k9 unit

>>31997689
>SWAG

Literally why.

File: IMG_0476.png (4MB, 1584x5710px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 1584x5710px

>>31993156
Right up there with ya and i won't deny it, anthros are hot, I'm partial to tigers.

>Never will there be claws digging into your back during sweet love making
>Never will you get to fall asleep against breasts and a soft/fluffly chest
>Never ever will you be pounced when you come home by a kinky kitty, who gives no fucks how dirty/greasy you are from work.

And i got to agree with others, while the comunity can be shit, furries end up being nicest mother fuckers i've ever talked to.

>>31995895
pic related

>>31997983
Anon have you played any of the elder scrolls games?

>>31998017
Different anon, but I just can't wrap my dick around khajiit and argonians. Something about em feels odd.

File: Dar-Ma is adorable.jpg (89KB, 560x599px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 560x599px

>>31997983
You make tigerbabes sound fun, but the fluffy doesn't excite me as much as scales.

>>31998017
Not him but fuck Bethesda, don't give them any money.

Plus Argonian lore is retarded if you delve deep enough, if I had my way I'd reboot the series and repair everything those hacks ruined. Pic related deserves better.