Underground combat?

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>air pistols
If actual firearms are illegal in your country you could atleast buy a decent sword or blade or something

>picture related

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Nothing here, just a harmless flashlight

>>31937584
Where the heck is moleman when you need him? Something about building a range underground?

>>31937584
Become one with the dark. Become ghosts in the night. Only when you are accustomed to the dark does it become your strength and their weakness; for only the weak need light to repel the dark. You own these tunnels now. They are your home, your hunting ground. And any intruder is welcome prey.

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>>31937704

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Just wear a cross. They can't touch you if you wear a cross.

>>31937592
>That
>Decent sword
>Machetes for close quarters, tight confine

Get a decent knife, or a big fuck off maglite to use as a mace.

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>>31937584
An exorcist

>>31937790
Not him but obviously he was being edgy on purpose

Where you at Britbro?

>>31937838

>machetes suck at such small quarters
>instead use this flashlight which relies even more heavily in the ability to swing it at someone due to being a blunt instrument

Didn't think that one through now did ya?

Spot on with the knife though. Knives or long pointed weapons

>>31937889
Just like to add. Since you're a British. I guess screw drivers are okay... if you're even allowed to have them.

>me and my buddies have come across evidence of teenagers being edgy in a cave, please give me advice on how to accidentally murder a child

>>31937901
This also long shafted chisel. And if you can cover exits consider petrol bottles with rag caps

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pic related

>>31937906
Eh usually implied one confirms hostiles before engaging. Then again we see some old school satanic shit in the north east and the south has issues every so often

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>>31938561
> engaging hostiles
what fucking hostiles? Teenagers in a cave?
kys faggot
> hurr durr i am such a oper8t0r i uzse word like "engaging hostiles"
i hope you fucking die

>>31937584
How about don't go in the creepy satanist tunnel?

>>31937584
>ome across evidence of satanists, Pentagrams, makeshift alters etc

I think you mean "teenagers" not Satanists. Protip: most teenage boys can pass for a teenage girl if you turn them over on their stomach. What you do with that information is up to you. I think you know what to do.

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>>31937871
Near Bristol fellow bong
>>31937906
Not really edgy Fuckers don't really go out much in England. Most teens are chavs or football lads
>>31938611
Because we go to explore the other parts like the old workings and the bunker section and we also guide stoners around for a little price...

>>31938604
Wow someone's butthurt about something. Tell you what look into the range of missing persons on the borders of NY and Mass and see if you notice anything. Next see if you can find the generic and sparsely detailed police reports when they do find someone. Finally ask yourself if you would consider someone capable of human sacrifice as hostile. Yeah fucker they are real and occasionally they fuck up and get found out.

>>31938726
North west wanker here
Ever thought there could be a big u/k/ meet up?

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>>31938788
Meh maybe, but unlikely. Most /k/omandos are amercunts as they have such a strong gun culture, but here it is frowned apon to have a firearm. Even if there was one, I doubt I would go. Out of the twenty or so "gun" people I've met (that's not including farmers, they have them for a reason not just a hobby) I would only want to hang out with one or two of them. The vast majority of them where all stuck up know it all, who would always argue and generally hostile towards others.

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>>31937592
Anything that can be used as a weapon is illegal to carry in bing land my friend. You could be carrying a stick and the police will have you, whilst ignoring the hordes of immigrants fucking little girls and boys just because they haven't gotten their knobs wet in a few weeks. I fucking hate the pussies that run this country.

>>31939967
Bongland *
Fucking bongland you fucking chink made, autocorrecting piece of shit apple product.

>>31939543
We could have an airgun meet up? Most of the lads I know who shoot airguns are decent common people, couple of rich cunts who get throbbing erections for their regal daystates with £500+ scopes on them, love the look on their faces when I'm hitting the exact same targets and groups they are except I'm using a £100 hatsan with irons

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>Dress up as capuchin monks
>Bring torches, knives and "sacrifices"
>go to cave
>hide in the cave until the Satanists/teenagers are nearby
>Start mock ritual to appease the salamander king or some shit
>at this point the teens would had already thoroughly soiled themselves.
>charge with knives drawn yelling gibberish and talking in tongues.
>persue until they are far away from the cave

Enjoy your new mole den

>>31937584
a few yrs ago someone leaked the us military vietnam texts on tunnell / hole warfare

id post it for ya, but no.

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>>31937584
Looks dark. Better bring a lantern.

>>31942438
Why

>>31942438
pls

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Winchester 1897. Mines are basically tranches right?

>>31938726
I'm in Berkshire amigos.

I know there's an anon on /p/ from bristol too.

>>31938788
This pls

>>31937682
He's using domesticated ants to do the excavation. he has not, however, accounted for the fact that ants are really really small.

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>>31948131
Hell yeah. Scattergats in general are perfect CCQ weapons.

>>31938554
what the fuck is up with that shitty formatting anon?

>>31937584
It's just kids.

>>31938788
How can you have a /k/ meetup in a place that has no weapons? Are you gonna show up and just talk about your feelings?

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>>31940074
I'd worship the salamander king.

>>31938788

Stroud area here m8

>>31937584

Get NVG if you can, if not then get flashlight in your chest,head and to your gun.

try to bring some salt and garlic and whatever object your religion use. e.g. rosary, bible etc..

bring also machete or any bladed weapon that can cleave a man in half or so, the last thing you`d want to meet is thing that doesn`t die from bullets, at the very least you`d want to disable its arms or legs. if on tight spaces..

Rope or any alternatives for restraining people.

Flares and ration.

Anyway probably expect things that are immune to pain like people on drugs.

happy hunting.

>>31937584
>Me a some of my friends have been exploring some local mines and have come across evidence of satanists, Pentagrams, makeshift alters etc.

You found a place where teenagers tag shit and pile chicken bones from fried chicken.

>We already carry air pistols and e tools for defence against
>air pistols
>defence

Hilarious.

Post your e-tool.

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>>31948953
There you go Anon!