ITT: Shenanigans

>bring Muslim to gun range
>he goes off

Dude I was literally in pieces at that point

>>31936026

haha 10/10 post epic meme my friend

>>31935816
>small indoor range near me
>only allows calibers up to 9x19
>range master is an idiot
>bring my SW 686 and shoot .38s
>range master tells me to go away because my gun is a .357
>come back next day
>bring 9x19
>set 100lbs of tannerite on my firing lane
>shoot
>wake up in a hospital three days later
>range master is next to me telling me that I'm banned from the range
>because I use +P 9x19 rounds

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>>31936644
>100 pounds of tannerite
do your walls also look like this
also check'd

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>my boss is into civil war fantasies and doesn't discourage bulk ammo buyers or dudes that buy DPMS Sporticals
>any time somebody bitches about 1,000 round limit I ask them when the squirrels went rabid
>can't be fired because I told corporate on my application I'm Hispanic/Latino

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>>31936669

>fudd faggotry

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>>31935816
spike some ammo and leave it on the ground at the for someone to find.
mfw I read the local newspaper

>>31936697
Fudds make up 80% of my sales during hunting season, I just talk them up a few calibers until they're spending $300+ unless he explicitly states he wants to plink or is buying his kid's first gun.

>early 2000s
>be on a middle school playground
>talking to a girl I had had a crush on for ages
>telling her about how my dad taught me to shoot
>her friends are giggling and pointing because they think I'm weird
>ask her if she wants to come over for my birthday
>teacher comes over
>apparently she heard our conversation and is anti-gun
>starts screaming at me and how I'm probably a criminal
>I'm like wtf
>she says she will call the police because I seem threatening
>decide to gtfo
>go to my car and drive away
>next day at work goes to shit because I'm worried about cops
What a fucking anti-gun bitch.

>>31936757

Eh it could have been good, but the punchline was not delivered like its supposed to.

>>31936757
>be on a middle school playground
>go to my car and drive away
>next day at work goes to shit because I'm worried about cops
Nice

>ask indoor range if they have a caliber limit on the pistol range
>Nope, you can shoot what you want there
>Friends and I shoot .50bmg and .505 gibbs all day to fuck with the pistol fags

>>31935816
>Allowing a rifle at an indoor range.

Nice bait my man.

>>31936952

Nice try, noguns.

There's rifle ranges and pistol ranges. Any establishment worth it's salt will have both.

>>31936669
>Can't be fired because I told corporate on my application I'm Hispanic/Latino

You know that shit is strictly for demographic censuses, right? It doesn't protect you at all from getting fired.

>>31937022
>"what are affirmative action quotas?"

>>31936952
More accurate is
>allowing black powder at an indoor range
Which sucks dick, because I can't shoot my 1851 navy at any ranges near me

>>31936973
The place I go to has 3 25 meter ranges with 6 lanes each. Calibers are .22 -> .44mag/44-40
And 1 6 lane 100m range. All calibers allowed but no shotgun slugs.
All indoor and in the Netherlands

>>31937042
Literally not a thing.

I've jammed an aluminum plug in my friends chamber, he lost two fingers.

XD

>>31935816
>go to Brünig indoors with fellows
>ask guy at counter if you can shoot .50 cal. at the pistol range
>sure go ahead
>already snekker
>go to targets
>pack out the rifle
>unleash BMG goodness onto target
>Clerk runs to us with the most ass raped voice I ever heard
>You know exactly that it is .50 ae not bmg! You know it definetly.
>walks away again

I shot a pound of tannerite at an indoor range and got arrested for destruction of property. Does that count?

>talking to supervisor who trades, buys, and sells guns
>tell him I'm thinking about getting a BP gun
>"well I have a BP derringer for 50 bucks if you want it
>wellhellyeah.png
>messing around with it I find out that nerf darts are .44 cal
>bad idea that seems like great idea crosses my mind
>proceed to go over to friend's house who has powder and caps (I hadn't bought any yet)
>load up the pistol and ram a dart down the barrel
>hand it to him and tell him to shoot me in the back
>he's hesitant but decides to go ahead with it
>click
>recock
>click
>dammit
>recock
>bangfwoosh!
>get shot in the back with a dart
>mfw invented the ultimate nerf gun

>>31937042
A conservative boogieman, much like "assault weapons" is a liberal boogieman

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> get 10/22 sighted in really well at public range
> able to hit the skinny side of the target stand
> over and over and over again
> eventually it falls over
> mfw I chopped the target stand in half with boolits

>>31938411

But can an M249 SAW cut down a Scottish Pine?

>Range has new rule all shotguns must have rear sight
>My shotgun only has a front bead
>disregard and set up
>RO comes and informs me of new rule
>get some black electric tape from my bag and fold/tape it to the top of the receiver
>start shooting
>RO storms up and says he already warned me
>I show him my rear sight
>he gets pissed off and says that doesn't count.
>mfw I point to my target, 10 yards away and I'm right in the middle.
>he's super rustled and says he's in charge and he enforces the rules
>Leave and never come back

>went to range with muzzle loader
>guy next to me shooting wearing a suit
>ball grease from blast hits his suit
>sad faced, he leaves
>mfw

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>got a bonus at work but nothing to spend it on
>decide to try and buy as many glocks as I can
>mostly used ones online, but buy a few in stores
>end up with like 20 glocks, various models and calibers
>head out to the range, just bring my glocks
>pick a lane, pull out all of them and start shooting
>decide to switch and try them all out since I only owned a 19 before
>doing 1-2 mags of each and then putting it down and going to a new one
>don't notice a small crowd has gathered around
>feeling cocky, like I must look really cool
>try some fun tricks, shooting sideways, cool reloads, etc
>people start clapping, can't hear it but I've begun looking around when I'm done with one to move to the next gun. Everyone is having a good time
>finished shooting for the day, people walk up to me
>seem to think I'm some sort of Glock salesman, autism starts to kick into maximum overdrive
>just kind of nod and agree with them, stopped listening because I want to escape from this hellish circumstance
>they start offering to buy my glocks from me because they were impressed
>shit, did not plan for this
>suddenly feel more attached to my glocks than ever
>people are pulling out wads of cash, offering me trades as I stuff my glocks into my bag
>RO comes out, looks pissed
>rule about no transactions on the property
>someone tells him I'm a glock salesman
>he gets super pissed, starts screaming at me
>I just throw the rest of the guns into my bag, have a weird smile going on but my eyes are watering since this is all too much
>kinda just storm out, brushing past everyone
>head back to the range a few days later, wearing a hat and some sunglasses in case the RO is there and recognizes me
>"NO GLOCKS ALLOWED" sign on the door now
>casually ask the kid at the register what that's about
>"Oh some jackass Glock worker came by the other day and was doing all sorts of weird shit to sell his stupid guns. The owner kicked his ass and told him Glocks are now banned"
>shuffle away and shoot AR

>>31942588
Do it again but with hipoints hahaha

>go to range
>deer sight in
>majority of people are there sighting in their deer rifles
>except me, I'm doing range time
>I pop open my plano case in the middle of the range letting the shellacked wood and dip blued steel on my Mosin see the light of day
>I work the bolt open and back with the sound of loose fitting, worn to a shine, metal.
>I spend the next 30 minutes opening my tin of Albanian light ball with a bent and dull surplus can opener
>the first penetration into the can yields a the delightful sound of air seeping into a vacuum sealed environment
>the smell of old wax paper and that pissy/copper brass smell emanates from the can
>one hour and half a liter of blood later the can is opened
>I fumble with the neatly packed bundles of nugget food
>my thick burger hands can barely untie the thin paper string that was so lovingly tied by the Albanian slav supremes
>I resort to breaking them open just like the tubes of cinnamon buns I'm used to
>I am now ready to make my Mosin sing
>it is not like most Mosins you see
>it is a carbine, an M38 carbine
>I load one round after another, I lost count and tried to load a 6th
>I drop the bolt closed with ease
>I line up my sights and squeeze the trigger
>after days of slack in the trigger it finally releases
>a fireball consumes my firing bench
>a thunderous report disrupts the calamity of the range
>all eyes are on me now
>I work the bolt and release a 5 shot cacophony of slavic proportions
>fudds are asschapped
>children are crying
>hymens are broken
>cosmoline is sizzling from my handguard
>tonight, I touch myself

>>31937073
Fuck off John.
-sincerely,
Dan

>>31944167
Please. And record it for us.

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>>31944499
>take mosin to ladies night at indoor range
>chorus of complaining after one shot
>ROs dont do shit

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TRUMP WON

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>friend wants to see my nova
>hit the shell stop and pump it to show "there is nothing in the chamber"
>he dicks around with it
>eventually pumps it and unloads buckshot into his wall
>mfw