Itt: we speculate about ISIS's new superweapon

It's a self-fucking goat.

>>31934347
the holy will of allah

inshallah

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It's friendship! It's the power of friendship!

Friends help each other in hard times, like when your bae leaves you for a goat with a better beard, or when you lose Dabiq to coalition forces.

Friends help with work that's too tough to do alone, like looking for a pet lost in the dark, or holding the camera while you decapitate a pilot.

Friends forgive each other, like when you forget their birthday, or didn't comment on their workout pics on Instagram, or when you can't meet payroll because bombers destroyed the oil refinery you were looting.

Friends have fun together, like when you do tafakkur after smashing priceless antiquities for their idolatry.

And most of all, Friends are always there for you, because they're all young, unemployed, and completely without opportunities in life, and we told 'em it was whitey's fault.

Coalition forces cannot defeat the power of friendship! Allah is Great!

>>31934347
Hillary Clinton

>>31934521
Fuck off Anya

>>31934533
good post

>>31934521
Go home Twilot Spackle, you are drunk.

It's gotta be dragon dildoes

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>>31934347
>wait, what the fuck is this
*turns off adblock*
OH GOD! HIRO, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

>>31934521
kek

Another killdozer but made of SCUDs this time

>>31934347
Some 600mm homemade mortar that can lob a "shell" 300 yards?

Captured scuds?

Chem weapons taken from Iraqis / Given by US/It's allies?

wew

*muffled mariachi music playing in the background*

>>31936830
Fucking kek

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>>31934533
Came to post this.

>>31934347
they have tunnel boring machines... just saying

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captured Silkworms or whatever anti-ship missiles Assad had would be the most interesting

doublely so if they use them to test some rusty old russian frigate's air defense

>>31936852
Kek

monogamous goats?

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>>31934347
their super weapon is that all the high ranking ISIS members have fucked off to Europe. Give it 20 years and every week there will be a terrorist attack in Europe

Actual small unit tactics?

>>31936852
That thread was awesome.

>be kebab
>2 AM
>watching for infidels
>it's quiet
>nodding off
>hear sound in the distance
>upbeat, lilting tune
>slowly getting louder
>hear galloping, like a horse
>peer across desert
>see animal silhouette
>something's wrong with it
>not fuckable
>it stops, but music continues
>dashes to south outpost
>KABOOM
>suicide dogs?
>hear the tune again
>from 8 different directions
>burning outpost illuminates desert
>see them clearly
>not animal
>not machine
>colorful sombrero on its head
>music gets louder again
>more explosions
>getting closer
>the last thing I hear
>lacucaracha.mp3

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>>31937591
Brilliant.

>>31934358
Kek, fpbp

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>>31934533
This. Daesh's Saudi backers are in bed with Hillary.

>>31936894
*MADE IN THE USA tunnel boring machines

I wonder who gave them those?

This time they have TWO soviet mortars for their car bomb

>>31937699
Gross, thought of her getting big thick meaty Kebobs...

>>31937716
Gee, Ahmed, why does your mom let you have TWO mortars?!

>>31936852

Top fucking shelf kek

>>31934347
They only weapon ISIS needs is Islam and liberal stupidity.
>>31934358
lol

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Seeing as ISIS has a serious hardon for utilizing suicide VBIED's, what would be their ultimate and most destructive "holy fucking shit" VBIED be while still be realistically useable in an active combat area? I initially thought something like pic related but it may be too big of a target to be able to do a driving strike, maybe keep it hidden in the middle of a city and use it when targets is blocks away.

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I think it's this.

Dank Jihadi maymays

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>>31934347
Drones with bombs in them, Dilbert called it

METAL GEAR!?!

>>31938589
SNAKE?

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>>31938589
>>31934347

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Apparently its this gay shit.

>>31938630
it's like one of my japanese animes.

>>31936880
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

>>31938837
Truly terrifying

>>31937803
Garbage truck, fuel tanker, something like that. Only - get this - they might eventually unretard themselves long enough to use a mechanical timer and keep the ordnance in a sealed part of the vehicle that doesn't scream "I SEND WHITEY TO ALLAH" loud enough for squids to hear.

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>>31938959

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>>31934521

>>31936880
Those guys

Right there

Those guys can come over

>>31934521
Heaven help us, terrorist Magical Girls.

>>31938959

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBm2mz3IHoM

>>31934700
Is that what you use to touch up drywall?

>>31934934
I still don't see anything. Do i have to disable the page's css file alterations also?

>>31934521
I.. thought you were describing /k/ for a brief moment.

>>31940301
No.
Toilet Spoople is a very famous horse from Magical Friendship Horses.
She make friends

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It's body soap, isn't it?

god is their super weapon
you can't prep to handle god unless you convert to fundie muzzie

>>31938837

Im getting Metal Slug flashbacks

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>>31942752
>you can't prep to handle god
Au contraire. You won't believe how many places are prepped for that.

>>31934358
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

>>31942855
Excellent taste, my friend.

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>>31944714
>>31942855
Metal Slug 2 is the best in the series imo