TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ELECTION
AND ALL OVER THE GLOBE
PEOPLE DASHING FOR BUNKERS
AS SIRENS LIGHT TO STROBE
THE TIN FOILERS WERE WAITING
FOR THIS DAY TO BEGIN
WITH WIKILEAKS AND 4CHAN
EXPOSING GOVERNMENTS CARDINAL SIN
THEIR BOLTS SLAMMED FORWARD WITH A NOISY CLICK-CLACK
HOPING DEEP DOWN NO ONE WOULD START THE ATTACK
THE PRESIDENT TAKES THE STAGE
"RUSSIA CAN'T PUSH US AROUND"
THE WORLD STARES IN HORROR
"THEIR JETS HAVE BEEN DOWNED"
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN STARTS
AS THE CLOCKS STRIKE NOON
THE HAPPENING IS FINALLY HERE
WORLD WAR III WILL COMMENCE SOON
THE MISSILES ARE FLYING
IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE
OUR PPE IS DAWNED
THE ENDING TO 2016 IS GREAT
HIS HAND HOLDS A BOTTLE OF VODKA
THE OTHER ON HIS GAT
I GUESS THIS IS FAREWELL, COMRADE
CHEEKI BREEKI, CYKA BLYAT
>>31933845
Beautiful
Include me in screen cap
>>31933845
CHEEKI BREEEEEEKI
>>31934233
dubs confirm
>>31933845
God help us all
Dear Lord, please find it in your infinite grace to spare central Texas from the nuclear hellfire
https://youtu.be/_SoU4qzZlcw
>>31933845
How do I get semen out of cat hair?
>>31934304
Cheeki breeki fellow STALKER
IF HILLARY WINS, BROKEN ARROW, BROKEN ARROW
God speed /k/ommandos.
I hate most of you, but be safe out there
>>31933845
I lobe you OP.
Said like the world won't continue on simply from momentum and that global corps don't own government interests in the U.S., so they won't fuck up their profits
>>31934374
Most wars are accidents famalam. It just takes one miscalculation.
A miscalculation like, say, a no-fly zone in Syria.
>>31933845
Legendary post, OP.
>>31933845
I AM OF READY COMRAD
>>31933845
Babby's first election
>>31934366
Don't worry anon, we hate you too.
>>31934400
Accident? Have you read the build ups to ww1 and 2? They were almost fucking scripted with the amount of back and forth before shots were fired.
>>31935035
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
>>31933845
NOT OP, I REPEAT NOT OP
and i know it doesnt all fit perfect, so sue me.
My Comrade in kiffyeh, and me in commisar hat
readied for nuclear winters first cold snap
when outside the bunker there arose such a clatter
i sprung to the view hatch to see what was the matter
away from the window! beware the flash!
my friend ducked and covered as i readied for the ash
the early sun beamed on the untouched land
gave a pang of relief as i lowered my hand
when what my shaded eyes should behold
but a buisness man in a suit, just as 4chan fortold!
he stood but a moment, as i gave a startled jump
i knew then that it was Donald Trump!
more rapid than eagles, his comments they came
as he spoke and shouted and called out a name!
"Hillarys a liar! a murderer! a cheat and a fraud!"
"We'll make america great again! We'll beat this old Broad!"
From the west coast to the gulf, we'll put up a wall!
now dash away, dash away, let the polls tell all!
up to the top of the polls, him and pence did soar
amid accusations and fabrications galore
and as the dawn broke, on this election day
we rushed from our bunkers, we'd have our final say!
we spoke not a word, but went straight to our work
we filled out the ballots and returned with a smirk
as we looked up amid the gathering crowd
there stood our hopeful savior beaming and proud
and we heard him exclaim, it was a wonderous sight
"We are going to make america great again! and we do it TONIGHT!
>>31933845
READY FOR WAR
MFW this whole thread and final hours to the election.
>>31935136
6/10
>>31933845
This is it, /k/ommandos. It's time to see a new and better future for gun and weapon ownership come and spread all around the world.
>>31935038
Plz, I don't eat no flies or sleep in moisturiser so my scales aren't obvious under the human makeup I wear.
*motions for kill squad to laser you from space*
Future's so bright I won't need eyes to see it.
Anyone else buy moderate amount of ammo just in case? I don't want to be a panic buyer, but my local Academy has the Tula 7.62x39 HP I normally feed my SKS for 10.99/box + tax (40 rd, 29.7c/rd after tax). I bought like 8 boxes the other day just because I was getting low, but thinking about buying more tomorrow after work.
That's almost as cheap as I can get it online after shipping, and around what I normally buy it at anyway.
>>31933845
Capped
>>31933845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntLsElbW9Xo
;_;7
>>31933845
Fantastic
>>31933845
Absolutely beautiful.
10/10
>>31935740
Buy it up, with this new election and crazy stuff getting closer that ammo will go to 50c/p. It's already that high in parts of Texas
Legendary!
>>31935136
kek
>>31933845
Not too bad, I cracked a smile
>>31933845
>>31933845
Bravo good sir
>>31933845
WAITING FOR THE RESULTS IN FEAR,
OH THE ELECTION IS FINALLY NEAR!
ANTICIPATING THE NUCLEAR BLASTS,
WILL IT BE HELL ON EARTH AT LAST?
>>31933845
I fear the worst may happen. Thank you for lifting up my day a little bit.
>>31933845
seek n strike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY-onuEDfpA&index=2&list=FLgkJWIVeqRTLN_PhHbCrucA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi3e7VMQz3Y&index=3&list=FLgkJWIVeqRTLN_PhHbCrucA
Perhaps we shall meet again in the wasteland...
Over and out. Be safe...
CHECK EM! ^
What's the best song to be listening to as the bombs drop?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY
Not my favorite but seems appropriate
>>31938528
This probably. Seems fitting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sonLd-32ns4
You guys realize this was posted yesterday right? He just copy pasta.
WW3 HERE WE GOME