Red Dragon Rises!

If the USN and USAF can't fix it, it's fucked.

Straight fucked.

>>31931493
..Why would China Invade Australia of all places?

>>31931538
Where do we start
>Uranium
>Fossil fuels
>Gold
>Hundreds of millions of hectares worth of agricultural land
>more space for china to grow larger- they could start farming chinese soldier babies
And even oil in Timor

>>31931493
>Chinese begin to reeducate civilians and remove any trace of western curture, infruence and ideorogies
>Chinese troops treat whities like whities treat abbos

Ha jokes on you the Ausfag gov't already beat China to it

>go innabush
>snipe chinks from the bush with my trusty Enfield
>snipe a couple officers every day
>mix with the local population, chill when chinks are on the lookout, but always take the opportunity to take out a couple chinks from patrols.

>>31931885
>these cant be bought
>chinas population isn't about to go off a cliff (and with good reason)

>>31932021
Why would you buy when you can take

>>31932625
Because take means defeating the US and every nation between China and Australia? Because its not the 1800s anymore and the natives have access to rooty tooty point and shooties?

Also the chinks would genocide turkics in western china and tibetans in the south west if they needed more room to live. Most of the country outside o the coastal regions is not populated at all.

sage because this isn't really /k/

>>31931994
This is the only option.
State Forests are the best place; plenty of small game and even deer.
Also remote but close to towns.
Plenty of water and the thick pine rows are easy to hide in from air or ground forces

>>31932699
>Trump wants to move the pacific fleet back to US
>Clinton wants war with Russia
>Phillipines not on our side anymore
>Indonesia on increasingly bad terms with Australia on a political level
>Malaysia has its own problems.
>Abbos dont have guns
>Most Aussies dont even have guns
>Australian Military less than 1/8th of Chinas

Yeah good luck ausfaggots see you all in Valhalla.

>>31932779
This is a terrible shitpost and you should feel bad. Clinton won't start shit with russia but she might start shit with Iran (which could draw russia in).

It's also likely she will start shit with China because unlike russia which is sitting on an arsenal of nuclear warheads in the thousands China only has a few hundred.

I don't doubt that she will take the US to war though, because easy money has run its course.

>>31932848
>no fun allowed

We make 50 shtf threads a week and you cant let the kangaroofuckers have 1?

Besides, I couldnt imagine the amount of liberal tears when white womyn get raped by a bunch of Chinese soldiers... And boy would any gun control ideas fly out the window here

>invading australia

literally impossible, even for the USA. you dumb cunts have no idea what force projection is and how no country in the entire world has enough to control take and then control the entire country.

>>31933113
>implying the chinks could defeat emus

>>31933143

As if you even need forward bases or even aircraft carriers to act as forward bases.

A nuke in sydney, a nuke in melbourne, Canberra rolls over onto it's back like a good little puppy, pissing all over itself.

>>31933262
>nukes

the second one flies is the second all others fly. you cant just nuke a country anymore, this isnt ww2.