What happens if you can't draw in time?

>>31930439
You die/lose your money/lose your virginity

>>31930439
Ideally you combine the motion of drawing your weapon with grabbing the weapon/arm of your attacker to force their weapon away from you long enough to ventilate them.

Failing that, >>31930470 this.

>>31930439

Pretty big guy myself. Lift. A couple of MMA fights, Judo blackbelt, Sambo competitions, amateur boxing and MuayThai fights, MCMAP Blackbelt (thank me for my service) and carry push dagger on me along with my glock.

Whoever kills me via rushing me. Deserves the win.

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>>31930672
You're a big guy you say?

>>31930672
Yeah well my dad works for nintendo

>>31930439
Move? Circle button?

>>31930672
>Whoever kills me via rushing me. Deserves the win.
all that training and still not a shred of self-respect

>>31930439
You lose at Pictionary.

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>>31930681
Not that unbelievable a guy would practice many martial arts. Especially at an amateur level.

My buddy is the same way, he did kickboxing and wrestling . Joined the Army, and became a combatives instructor. Some people are heavy into fitness .

Not all kommandos are fat lards or paranoid skellies who feel like a child without a gun and at least 21 feet of space between them and another human being.

>>31930708
I'm depressed anon. Subconsciously depressed

>>31930439
>Implying that juiced up nigger is going anywhere fast

bodybuilders cant sprint for shit and their cardio is worse than a skellys

I can't draw at all. Stick figures is the limit

What am I failing to draw? Surely I've practiced Anon-kun.

Furthermore, if I didn't have enough time to draw my gun - he can always run himself onto my blade.

>>31930810
Sign of a low IQ. You know who else couldn't draw? Cavemen and blacks.

>>31930439
Shoulder a LAW.

You can't take down that rhino with a caliber less than .50

Gouge his eye out, bite his nose off, choke him out and rape him.

Not necessarily in that order.

>>31930780
Yes, but you have to remember who is the majority of 4chan posters. They're typically the uncool non athletic kids who got picked on at school.

They see a big buff negro and believe the media that this guy is basically superman

>>31930845
Are you any of the following

>wrestler
>BJJ
>Judoka
>MMA fighter
>MuayThai fighter
>boxer
>a similarly sized man who has a lot of street fighter experience?

If the answer is no to any one of those. Then I see it going the other way around due to him being able to do those things to you. Easier than you could do them to him via reasons so obvious I don't think I need to state.

I guess I'd let the football-american finish his morning workout.

Im not a cop anon

>>31930439
I open carry so no one would risk it :^)

>>31930439
The overseer shoots him

>>31930780
Have you seen how fast NFL players run

>>31930759
>Not all kommandos
But most.

>>31930672
I bet my dad could beat up your dad

Peel a banana, bait him, make him fall with the peel.

Then I proceed to show him my sick moves.

>>31930439
Move out of the way so he can rape the fat masculine nordic chick he's trying to get to

>>31930439
>What happens if you can't draw in time?
Just kick that photoshopped nigs ass. Simple.

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>>31931905
>not enough time to draw weapon
>chooses instead to completely peel a whole banana and toss precisely in front of the attacker exactly where his foot would land

>>31930439

>What happens if you can't draw in time?

You must really hate the Florida State Seminoles. I think you're taking football a little too seriously.

>>31931871
Maybe. But I can beat up you and your dad.

>>31930470
>implying ass rape equals loss of virginity

Stretched boypussy.

>>31930708
You understand that he is implying the he values himself to the point that nobody could plainly beat him without having earned it, right? You could probably say that's egotistical as compared to lacking self respect.

>>31930831
I can draw with the proper tools that take out the human error like a drafting board or ruler, beyond that I'm fucked with just the hands.

>>31932305
found the guy that fell for the "technical virgin" lie

>>31932305
ah, yes the poophole loophole. thats how you get the mormon girls.

>>31930672
>lying on the internet

>>31930439
Shoulda posted giganigga

>>31930439
You die. If you can't draw in under a second, practice till you can. Also be aware of your surroundings.

>>31930439
Grab his wind pipe and crush it.
That's what i did when a basketball American pulled a knife on me because I wouldn't give him change for a 20. He got caught when he showed up at the ER, I was told if he didn't make it there he would have essentially drowned in his own blood.

>>31930439
you should be moving off their center line. if someone is charging you they have to change their momentum to turn or to attack you if you fall to your back. just confidently draw and create as much space as you can and fire.

>>31930439
*teleports behind assailant*
Tch...nothing personal, kid.

>>31930719
underrated post

>What happens if you can't draw in time?
With that mass and momentum, step to the side and swing it at him instead.

>>31930439
>What happens if you can't draw in time?
I don't need to draw, hands are in my pockets, I already have my fingers on the remote controller tied to my suicide vest.

>allah akbar

>>31931095
I wonder how many times that was someone's last words

>>31930708
>someone would have to be a real good fighter to best me
>no self respect
wut

>>31930439
Why would you shoot a harmless football player?

You press the button on your medicalert bracelet

>>31930895
I play a shit ton of Street Fighter, so I should be good to go.

>>31931905
Now watch and learn
Here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

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>>31930439
>implying I need a gun when I could unsheathe this
You're a hundreds years too late to be thinking that you can take on me

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>>31930439
Reminder that OP picture is a shopped dakota watson

Are you kidding? He's with FSU. Throw a football at him, he'll be confused and have no fucking idea what to do with it, and in the meantime I take off. Simple as that.

>>31930759
>skellies who feel like a child without a gun

PSSHH NO! I-i mmean what you taking about?

>>31930439
>>31930439

better off than having wasted that draft pick

>>31930672
4u

>>31930439
death by umba.

Seriously don't shoot that guy. Your threat scenario will most likely include someone either much fatter or much more skinny.

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>>31930672
Big guy?

>>31930780
Dude, I was on a collage track team.
A shot/discus thrower.

Lotta guys Guys like 300lbs of solid muscle, where FAST AS FUCK OVER SHORT 50meter distances.

Throwing required a ton of strength and speed.
We even beat the jumpers in a test 100m dash. They were fucking pissed.

Just say:

>Hey buddy you're getting slow

Then go drink some beer with buddy.

>>31932243
But if he is Jesus?

>>31938907
But what if the nigglet had a gun oh great sensai desuu-chen?

>>31939910
What the fuck is he running for if he has a gun?

>>31930439
>What happens if you can't draw in time?

Presumably a wicked arm tackle.

>>31930439
There's always time to draw. If I practice enough, maybe one day I'll be able to shoot 60% as fast as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TANC4VI8vF4

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>>31930672
>Lying on the internet
>Literally why

>>31930439
he looks like a sprinter would gas out in 150 meters and collapse then i can piss on him.

>>31930439
>FSU

I get an autograph?
Those guys are pretty bro tier, I know their cornerback

>>31930780
not true many bodybuilders are excellent sprinters with their huge legs. they suck at medium long distance tho.

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>>31930439
If it's the stud in your pic, I hike up my skirt and get culturally enriched...

>>31935903
i'll take things that never happened and never will for $500

>>31940800
so wait all I have to do to get vagina is take steroids.... give me a sec I'm going out to my locale CVS...

>>31930672
>Sambo
Kek, if you're gonna lie on the internet at least make it good

>>31930439
Photoshop him into a skinny wimp and then kick his ass.

>>31930439
don't draw on him because I realize he is my overly muscled friend...
Proceeded to armor him with Kevlar every where, and ceramic chest plates and UDHDPE while giving him an a SAW with a backpack mounted ammo reservoir..

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>>31930845
>All those options
>The guy simply run you over
>He does not even stop when he bump into you
>You suffer several broken bones from the impact, following fall
>Then are trampled

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>>31930439
Let him run into my foot.

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>>31931095

>>31942328
not understanding basic Newtonian physics. his mass overcomes your resistance and knocks you on your ass.

>>31942213
You'll also get erectile problem, among other indesirable side effects.
But I guess your conquests could still play pool with the balls.

>>31930439
I carry a backup whey protein bowl for this exact scenario.

>>31942354
already on anti depressants cant get any worse..

>>31935903
>Catch the man by the throat
>Start digging your nails around the pipe
>Feel a very strong grip around yours for 2 seconds
>Shiiiiiit.jpg
>Pass out
>Get spit on and kicked while the nigger massage the tiny bruise on his neck.

>>31942390
why is no one here thinking of befriending this man and using him as a walking fire support machine.. I mean really hand him a light machine gun and shit tons of ammo..

>>31942419
for all we know he could be a devout K/ubist who is dedicating him self to be the best possible weapons platform, while worshiping the wise wolf Holo...

>>31930439

This is why you train in more areas than just firearms.

>>31942419
They do. Especially in the Army Rangers.

Rangers love game builders, which is the foundation of the team.

>>31942483
Good point. Yes.

>>31930759
I train by doing the prison routine and wander around.
Ill fight any one, I dont care anymore.
Abstinence prior to battle is essential.

>>31940800
S-Sauce?

won't happen, i draw before.

>>31942348
Come at me, bro.

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>>31930439
Call the boys to round up my lost farm equipment.

>>31930439
HE WUZ JUST TRYING 2 GET DAT TRENBOLONE DOLLAS SO HE COULD PLAY IN DA NFL AN GET HIS MOMMA A NEW HIP REPLACEMENT

>>31930439
This kills the kommando

>>31930439
He pushes me out of the way of that oncoming car just in time

If he ends up getting hit himself, I'll visit him in the hospital and help him and his family out while recovering.

>>31930439
Tell Tyrone to keep running to the truck while trying to draw. Gotta keep battle buddies under covering fire if they're moving.

>>31940202
to increase the velocity of the bullets

>>31942213
>vagina

Kek

>>31943172
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1547302

>>31942348
>mass overcomes resistance

The injury he incurs from the kick sustained at speed would high enough to send the kicker off balance (provided correct kicking form) would be enough to really stop the attacker from being a problem unless they are wearing body armor, or anything rigid enough to disperse the impact.

That being said, kicking in any street fight isn't ever recommended for the untrained, it creates critical openings.

>>31930672
TELL ME ABOUT ANON
WHY DOES HE CARRY THE GLOCK

>>31942676
>Abstinence prior to battle is essential.
I guess I'm prepared all the time then

>>31942239
t. The guy who's never practiced sambo

It would be extremely painful.

>>31930439
I did some tests on how many shots I could accurately get on a target that swiftly moved at me while I attempted to gain distance while drawing and firing, starting at 25 yards away. 4 shots with my p2000sk. I'd probably need 4 mags to down this guy.

>>31950063
What?

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>>31930439
>pocket sand
>draw anyway and just start shooting
>press a to dodge
>roll for save modifier
>jump backwards farting
>spray yourself with mace so when he tackles you, he too is maced
>charge at him, screaming and flailing your arms wildly while getting an erection and yelling "woo loo loo" over and over again

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>>31950669
>>spray yourself with mace so when he tackles you, he too is maced
top lel

>>31930680

for you