>*PUTPUTPUTPUTPUTPUTPUTPUT
>sputter
>click click
>
Is that the sound of western hegemony dying out of its rectum?
>>31929732
Oh well, at least you have 9 more - oh wait
>>31929738
Every time without fail
Russia makes some cool shit, that's not one of them
>>31929732
wtf? is some steampunk fanboy in charge of their navy?
I really like the 4 piss-holes pushing water out the side. Can't even make a waterproof ship?
>>31931881
Seriously?
>poverty ramp
>americanslaughing.png
>>31929732
If Obama had balls he would give rebels some nice AShMs, just to help Russians test their defence measures.
>>31929732
>drones on and on about football and Nixon's better days
New electromagnetic launch system, free electron laser defenses, able to integrate an additional A1-B nuclear reactor for the electromagnetic shielding, carries more planes. What's not to like about the new Gerald Ford class of aircraft carriers?
>>31932024
My bad....
>>31929732
Lol.
What is that giant floating piece of shit?
Is that Indias carrier?
>>31929732
Russia is taking this whole "rolling coal" fad too far.
>>31929732
Is this the carrier that cucked the world police out of Syria?
Noice
>>31932024
> electron laser defenses
fatniks are the best
your ciws was and is a shit compared to russians
your AEGIS is a meme that doesn't work, whilst Russians swim around with TOR on their ships
so now you backpedal to electron laser defenses FUCKING TOP KEK
>>31932104
whooops sorry I meant IMAGINARY electron laser defenses
>>31932104
Dial it back son, your taint trouble is showing
>>31932104
>your ciws was and is a shit compared to russians
Does AK-630 even have FLIR?
>your AEGIS is a meme that doesn't work, whilst Russians swim around with TOR on their ships
One of these has actually shot down missiles and one hasn't.
It was a grey and dreary day on the Black Sea. Kuznetsov was puffing along his branch line with his two tug boats, Anna and Klara. The Putin was waiting for him. "Yes, sir," said Kuznetsov, "What is it, sir?" "Your doing well on your Black Sea, but you do need help," explained the Putin.
"You're right, sir," said Kuznetsov, "But what can we do?" "We can't build another carrier from Ukraine," explained the Putin, "Yes, Sir," said Kuznetsov. A few days later, Thomas saw a new carrier puffing along. "What?!" exclaimed Thomas.
The carrier was yellow, with four small screws, with a big front ski ramp, and with much better jets on board. "It's my old sister, Varyag or Liaoning after his/her gender change!" he exclaimed. "Ching chong ching chong?" asked the carrier, "is that you?" "Yes," said Kuznetsov. Soon they were chatting like old friends, and they really are friends. They've worked together when they were first created in the 1980's.
>>31932141
Yeah exactly, one of these is an established SAM complex, the other is a meme that managed to shoot down a weather balloon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLFNHYJe0Hc
Why do they insist on that ridiculous ramp?
>>31932186
Because ramps are comfy and don't fuck up the spines of the pilots.
>>31932186
they didnt buy into the F-35 meme
>>31932168
Slaviboo or not, that TOR system looks pretty sweet
>>31932163
Top Kek
>>31932218
You have to be very incredibly asspained, to not recognize that slavshit SAM is the most aesthetic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugU1zegoJVM
>>31932104
>AEGIS meme
Made those mother fuckers sweat for 30 years till they came up with something like it.
>TOR
Russians have always been, and will continue to, talk nothing but shit. Till someone puts medium range missiles and GLCMs in Germany's and Britain's back yards.
>FUCKING TOP KEK
No anon, the Kirov class cruisers are the laughing stock of the century.
Which brings me to my point, the entirety of the Russian Navy is a monument to comedy.
>B-but my Bulava missile system
\thread
>>31932072
Kuznetsov, the only Russian carrier.
>>31932218
>looks pretty sweet
Yeah it looks "sweet", till you cut the power on.....then it turns to complete and total shit.
>Russian technology meme
>>31932295
Tell us about the time you powered on a Russian SAM complex, anon.
All ears
>>31932207
They have shitty airplanes that cost less than buying their equally shitty F-35 counterparts
>>31932295
Oh sweet man, you've worked with russian SAM complexes before?
what was it like shooting down MH-17?
>>31932310
>uses his ears to read words on a computer screen
>>31932317
>hating on SU's this much
>>31932342
> cuckpedals like the little bitch that he is
Please post more opinions anon, this is after all a safe space for fatniks like you, so don't be afraid.
>>31932327
It didn't take much to down it.
After all it was fairly easy to shoot that piece of hulking shit down.
Anyone could have done it. Hell a slingshot could have brought it down.
>>31932364
>is this assmad someone calls out your bullshit
Go ahead and defend shitty Russian "technologies"
The Chinese make better quality equipment than the Russians do
>>31932382
>The Chinese make better quality equipment than the Russians do
>>31932382
How would you actually know anything about Russian SAM technologies though?
>>31932364
>look mamma Olga I posted on the 4chans again! Putin will be of many happiness for my glorious actions
Seriously kill yourself. Pretending that Russia is relevant at all besides being nuclear armed is just sad and pathetic. They literally have to fall back on "Muh nukes" for everything because of how pathetically outmatched they are. So please vatnik go drunkenly ramble elsewhere.
>>31932404
>Denial is the first step.....
Eventually you must come to terms with the truth.
>>31932421
>nuclear armed
>relevant
Can't be both anon
>>31932422
What, with "SUPERIOR CHINESE EQUIPMENT" meme?
>>31932421
Nah Russia is really not at all relevant, you're right.
They've just been saying "fuck you" to NATO for the last 15 years and doing whatever the fuck they want, no matter how many war games you hold next to them, how many color revolutions pop up, or how much the MSM puts EBIL POOTIN on the front page of every magazine.
>>31932438
>Saying fuck you to NATO
Didn't Turkey shoot down a Russian fighter not to long ago?
>>31932448
ancient history, they're best buddies now
>>31932437
My my....you're one stubborn asshole aren't you.
Keep living in denial. It won't phase me one bit. You're only hurting yourself.
>>31929732
>>31932455
LOLZ!
Thanks for the giggle m8
>>31932459
im not even the dude you started shit talking, man, im this dude>>31932218
>>31932448
And then had a swift economic collapse after Russian sanctions, with Erdogan flying to Putin personally to apologize.
Based NATO, shooting down bombers with no escorts though...
How can swift annexations or NATO lapdogs getting btfo in weeks, hold a candle to that epic display of tactical genius.
>>31932469
>>31929732
Could the Kuznetsov be used to operate F-35B? Seems like something that Russia should consider trying.
>>31932485
>swift economic collapse
No they didn't
>NATO lapdogs getting BTFO
Name one NATO member getting blown the fuck out.
Good luck, you're gonna need it.
Is that floating pile of garbage Coal powered?
>>31932495
Do you know what "lapdog" means? It's all the little countries like Georgia, where the US put asshurt politicians in power so they would try and stir shit up with Russia.
And yes, they got BTFO super hard, lost land too.
> swift economic collapse
> didn't happen
Listen here, nigger. If you didn't read about it, that doesn't mean it didn't happen.
Turkey isn't one of your butthurt-belt buds, who don't trade with Russia.
>>31932483
Should have known better....sorry
>>31932519
It wouldn't be allowed to enter the med if it was nuclear, you utter imbecile.
Holy shit, did this board actually get taken over by underage trash?
>>31932533
>Wake me up inside
>Can't wake up
>>31932533
>Russian apologist calling me a nigger
I beginning to like you anon, you make me laugh.
>who don't trade with Russia
Except for Poland and Germany, I don't know if any NATO member that willfully trades with Russia.
I find it funny that most Russian government officials buy German automobiles. Guess they never got over the single largest invasion in human history eh?
>lolz at Poland being a member of NATO
The original reason why Russia got all pissy in the first place.
>got BTFO super hard
Maybe NATO candidates like Ukraine did....but no....you're wrong once again anon.
>>31932556
here is a nuclear carrier transiting Suez,
guess what it connects ?
>>31932593
> except for poland and germany I don't know if anybody trades with Russia
Well that's on you, isn't it? Are we all supposed to believe your bullshit, when you willingly admit you're a misinformed dipshit?
>>31932556
>Anyone who disagrees with Me is under age.
>>31932024
and its named after a man who served as both president and vice president, without having been elected to either office!
>>31932618
>calls me a misinformed dipshit
I guess you would have a point if you consider Poland exporting apples to Russia every year.
Because Russia demands its apples....
>believe my bullshit
I'm not the one trying to rewrite history here, Vladimir Putin.....
>>31932636
>was better at college football and naval operations than at being a politician
>>31932295
>>Russian technology meme
i hear they're getting off vacuum tubes and making the great leap into the 20th century to embrace silicon chips
>>31932364
Americans protecting the weak
Russians picking up cheep whores
>>31932639
> muh polish apples
HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA, I fucking knew I was talking to poorlack the whole time.
How did that whole thing work out for you? I remember poor Poland running to some international court because Russia didn't need your fucking apples.
And in case your toilet-cleaning self was wondering, your poolack trade with Russia is nothing compared to what Russian tourists spend in Turkey, and after only a couple months of Turkish hotels being 90% empty, Erdogan decided to APOLOGIZE.
You should too poolack, because we all know as much as you tried to pretend "we're gonna make apple cider anyways lul", you wanna sell apples to Russia.
Apologize.
>>31932382
>The Chinese make better quality equipment than the Russians do
oh snap
better get him some ointment for that burn
SMOKERS!!!
>>31932672
I hear they are having trouble integrating themselves with 21st century technology.
>YOU CAN DOOOOOO EEEEEEETTT
>>31932488
>implying there's enough rubles to do that
>>31932364
>american
>gun ready to be used
>has eye protection because who want to be blinded
>wearing camo that probably matches his environment
> helping escort a mentally handycapped individual
>looks goofy af but still bad ass
>russian
>hands in vest, no gun in sight, ready to be shot and killed
> thousand yard stare, not paying attention to surroundings
>dark green uniform in an urban environment, badass but not effective
>Using his uniform or status to pull mad bitches
>Looks badass but not prepared
>>31932617
Do you seriously not know about the rules regarding nuclear carriers in the med?
Holy shiet, /k/ has really gone down.
Motherfucker have you even served?
>>31932682
>thinks I'm a Pole
Wrong again asshole
>Ergodan decided to apologize
...To the family of the pilot who was shot down
>Apologize
Suck me sideways Russian scum
>>31932706
Set up a long-term payment plan.
>>31932587
i think the important thing to take away from that graph, is the fact that ivan even has a gdp. their tech is shit, the agriculture is super duper shit [ever see a russian chicken? its a wonder we're not selling them food again.]
>>31932723
Oh there were rules???
Better call up the US Navy and tell them!!!
>>31932720
Oh yeah, sit here and pretend you'd rather be "protecting the weak" in jihadistan like this >>31932678 clown thinks, than chilling in Crimea with hot bitches, after Speznaz castrated all the local UA bases.
By the way, has NATO like EVER helped white people?
I heard it was some kind of defence alliance.
>>31932747
Well not like that, id wear glasses that fit properly
>>31932747
>Crimea
NOUN: An illegal move by the Russian government to take back Sevastopol
"Vladimir Putin pulled a Crimea today in an effort to quell Russian Ukrainians bitching about the good ol days of Soviet hedgemony"
>>31932723
please do tell me those rules
as us nuclear carrier and submarines both train and transit through Mediterranean, same goes for British boomers and French boomers and its carrier
>>31932731
> polish immigrant pretends he's a citizen when it suits him
I've never heard anyone who isn't from the butthurt-belt, mention that asshurt polish apple story, so you're busted Pshek McPshekov
>>31932723
Just googled that shit.
Lotta countries break that so called rule.
>>31932747
>NATO ever helped white people?
Yes.....the helped former Warsaw Pact nations such as Poland, Slovakia, Romania etc become members.....
>>31932747
>All those medals on a female Russian soldier.
So they sell those at a store or something?
>>31932798
Don't look now, but a lot of people are aware of Polands single biggest export.
Stay mad you degenerate pile of human skin
>>31932816
Those are rape medals
>>31932791
> illegal move
How was it illegal? At the moment of the referendum, Ukraine had disbanded its parliament, ILLEGALLY ousted the president, and for all intents and purposes didn't exist as a sovereign state.
Keeping in mind the Crimean secession attempts in the 90s, and the fact that Crimea has LITERALLY nothing to do with Ukraine, I declare the annex 130% legal.
It's not like you can fund a "revolution" in one part of a big-ass country and then get mad when guys in the other part do the same ;)
>>31932836
>>31932836
She's a Russian combat veteran then!
>>31932747
Those are kids in costumes right?
>>31932811
> helped them become members
You helped them become targets/proxies. You don't trade with these countries, they are not related to you.
Frankly, you should just get the fuck out of Europe in general, what the fuck are you doing here.
>>31932798
>Polish immigrant cannot become citizen of glorious USA
Thank god I'm not some backwards pigfucker that thinks immigrants cannot gain citizenship
>>31932862
Those are cadets, you chimp.
>>31932844
>and for all intents and purposes didn't exist as a sovereign state
That isn't how this works.
>>31932886
Actually this is exactly how this works.
America is welcome to dispute the decision, but last I checked you shat your pants and left the Black Sea.
>>31932844
>"referendum"
Sounds eerily similar to what the Germans in Konigsberg did in 1930's.......
>oh we long to join our fatherland, Prussia!!
>Hitler come and save us from those degenerate Poles and their toilet plungers!!
Kurwa
>>31932885
So they are kids
>>31932871
>what the fuck are you doing here.
we were asked to, and did, liberate europe. the eastern bloc just took a while longer.
>>31932723
>official US Navy picture
>>31932903
shhhh poorland it's gon be k
I'll call uncle sam tomorrow and he will sell you some more 2nd hand APCs and humvees, you'll feel safer I promise ;)
Oh shit, isn't Trump getting elected and throwing the assblast areas under the bus??
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy llmfao
>>31932844
Ukrainians revolting in their own country vs
Russia convincing a bunch of dumb Russians to secede from a country they don't belong in anyway!
>>31932871
>what the fuck are you doing here
Keeping your slav ass out
>>31932871
Anon you're making a lot of bold, but incorrect, assumptions about me.
But don't let that stop you. As I have said you can believe whatever you want. After all, we are just background characters in the show called "Your Miserable Life".
>>31932930
I think you guys forgot to pay off some of the lesser slavniggers, Bulgaria is already in the process of electing a pro-Russian president.
>>31932924
>Literally being this Russian
Enjoy a life of stupidity, shit for brains!
>>31932945
>irrelevent slav nation backs other slavs
And no one is suprised
>>31932928
Ah we're still gonna sit here and pretend that bands of masked teenagers who were trained in the US embassy in Kiev are the "ukrainian revolutionaries"...
Kind of gets boring after 2 years tbqh. You do know about this thing called Wikileaks that laid out the general "color revolution" plans for everyone to see?
>>31932978
>implying Wikileaks isn't a US government disinformation program
Carry on....
>>31932975
They seemed pretty relevant when (((someone))) was lobbying them 5 years ago to never accept evil Russian pipeline deals.
Am I talking to band of illiterate fuckboys over here, because this REALLY is getting boring.
>>31932996
> millions of documents
> 0 confirmed fake
Yeah wikileaks is a better news org, than whatever the fuck you've been reading, m'drone
Moscow business hours start soon. Expect many more posts in this thread soon. There are rubles to be made.
>>31932747
>that stupid stripe on the pants
why do so many countries do this
its not good
>>31933071
US Marines call it a blood stripe, not sure about other countries
>>31933071
> stupid stripe
we need a purge here
>>31933122
The Russians call it the faggot stripe
>>31933158
> samefag "luls" incoming in 3...2..
>>31932978
>Ukrainian kids
>Ukrainian
not Russian speaking Russians!
>>31933212
That's funny you mention the language they spoke, because there are reports of poles and lithuanians being involved.
>>31933151
Found the booty-blased US navy marine.
>>31933297
Found the booty-blasted Russian navy cuck.
Having fun yet?
>>31933245
>being involved
Correct, because I have yet to meet an attractive Russian girl....
>>31929732
Gotta love that "needs help launching planes" ramp on the Russian CVs... USN feels good man
>>31933060
WEW lad
>>31932104
The thing is, we can build free electron lasers that work.
The Russians, on the other hand.....
>>31932186
Anon, it's known as a poverty ramp for a reason
>>31933297
>>31933313
> tfw got the butthurt-belt and their burger overlords insulting each other
>>31933331
> I have yet to meet an attractive Russian girl that didn't laugh at me after I spent months building up the courage to talk to her*
is this /int/
>>31933472
>I like to cherry pick photos to "prove" my point
>>31933661
Nah, on /int/ poolacks, cockholes, and other such shite who role-play as americans this hard, would have gotten laughed at ages ago.
For some reason their antics are tolerated on /k/
>>31933709
Here's the cherry picked ass of my slav ai ex-gf, stay jello.
>>31929732
>PUTPUTPUTPUTPUTPUTPUTIN
t. Hillary Clinton
>>31933768
>>31933742
>Lying on the internet
>Trying to impress/make me jelly
Is this amateur hour at the vatnik internet troll force?
>>31932087
>Is this the carrier that cucked the world police out of Syria?
Obama cucked the US out of the entire Middle East before he was even elected. It was one of his campaign promises. He got the Nobel prize for it.
TFW vatnik coal burners can't even cuck like America can.
>>31933785
I've been blowing up assholes by posting exes on /pol/ and /int/ for ages now, you're welcome to come and post your own gfs, m'virgin.
That is if they don't crash the file limit.
You're welcome to spend the rest of your day searching for me
Good night
is this what americans are actually like
>>31933831
How do you find these girls who are into feminine bois?
>>31933831
hahaha you're a funny subhuman
>>31933158
lul
>>31932024
>New electromagnetic launch system
you mean the ones they're talking about taking out and putting steam powered ones back in since they were a huge failure
>Russia
you guys do realize that russia hasn't been a threat since the soviet union collapsed, right? the people in control of russia today would never endanger the piles of money they make by milking russia dry of resources. everything russia does is a smokescreen to keep the populace angry at someone other than their rulers. it works so well you people are shitting up this thread in a pointless debate!
>>31934122
thats basically every country ever though
>>31934141
Australia still has resources left.
But otherwise, yes.
>>31934151
this is why agriculture and software are the only industries that matter
>>31932723
Guys! Guys! The secret's out. Nuclear power has just been a hoax and everything from the Nautilis to the Nimitz actually runs on hamsters running tiny generators. Some asshole on a taiwanese goat herding forum said so.
i cant imagine large ships, let alone warships, actually follow maritime law most of the time and i also can't imagine port authorities really care
actually, i heard while on an MCDV that canada's own rules are usually more stringent than what ports and sea lanes use. idk about american ships except from documentaries and stuff, but I hear they're similar, their waste disposal and following of the col regs is tighter than most merchant ships
>>31932364
Why is Michael Jackson hanging on that vatnik?
>>31934122
>you people are shitting up this thread in a pointless debate!
got nothin' better to do...
>>31934306
It's better then thinking about the election?
>>31932291
Nothing wrong with it commrade
just needs some crown molding
>>31929732
What do you expect from a second/third world country?
>>31934157
Lol, apart from arms. That being the biggest industry on earth not related to food or transport.
>>31932364
So Americans actually see combat and Russian forces waste their youth drinking and fucking bitches.
Pathetic.
>>31929732
this thing is so ghetto it needs a funky theme song from the 70's.
https://youtu.be/bb9ryWTgq9s
>>31932276
>Back slash
It's like you don't even know what that comes from
>>31934653
not bitches comrade, each other, and trannys that look like micheal jackson.
>>31932978
goddamn that guy likes em young.
>>31932723
I have been stationed on a nuclear carrier as it transited the Suez and into the med. Then sailed around for a bit before entering the Tyrrhenian sea. If there are in fact rules barring nuclear carriers from entering the med, they aren't observed
>>31932836
Middle right is nice. Would probably fuck middle left if she didn't have an annoyingly ghetto/disenfranchised attitude
>>31934203
Same with the us, but we absolutely do follow international and local maritime laws. Obviously if battle is upon us that changes things, but since it never is we still sail around abiding the same laws.
There is a special set of rules for military ships, though. Most of those are limited in scope and cover stuff like what you're allowed to transmit and how you're allowed to identify yourself
>>31933472
>> I have yet to meet an attractive Russian girl.
The only part of that statement that's true!
>>31933245
Tass news isn't a credible source!
Neither is RT.
>Their shit might as well be pouring out of putin's ass
>>31929732
Based Russia.
Please remove all the kebab.
>>31932054
That's actually a part of readiness testing. Full speed ahead, full rudder left, has to be still within operational limits (it is).
>>31934084
Way to be talking about the completely wrong system.
Furthermore, you are about a year late, they fixed it.
>>31932618
Hmm... All I see vatniks doing is pimping their girls. Sure they're fuckable, so what's your point, tovarisch? Keep in mind that those girls will turn on a dime, marry a fatnik, and leave you to suck your dick in the middle of cold Russian night, too.
>>31929738
If Western hegemony dies, it won't be Russia that kills it.