Noob question here. I want my gf to shoot me in my leg before

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/k/, everyone.

>>31928818
anzio ironworks mag fed 20mm

>>31928818
any .22

9mm

BB gun. Paintball gun might be better.

The body can automatically tune out pain in life threatening injuries.

BDSM isn't supposed to be life threatening, mostly a pain based psychological fear that manifests sexuality.

Welts and cuts are BDSM. Holes through muscles, bone, and internal organs are for people chasing that particular dragon.

I'd start small.

>>31928832
Don't blame us for this, if he was /k/ he'd know his idea is retarded.

>>31928849
you seem to have experiance...

you gots a lot of arteries in ya legs
im gonna so with a pump action bb rifle because it is good enough to go in you when full beans but not enough to make you bleed out

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>>31928818
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>>31928818
this reminded me of the box in dune movie.
feel like burning but no injury.
if you know you won't get hurt tho will it be really that effective?
also all i need is some $2 tinfoil and it can't even hurt me.

>>31928818
>2 second burst heat skin to 130F
>keep spinning as you close in so it only feels nice and warm all over your body

>>31928818
That's so stupid that I hope nobody talks you out of it.

>>31928818
Try a blank .22LR, like the ones they use in nail guns

>>31928849
It's not about the pain

Tried the bb gun but it doesn't get me hard anymore

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>>31928818
why?

>>31928890
>yfw suicide bombers start tactically ballerina dancing towards your position

>>31928946
hey if it works it works

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What

>>31928856
What would be a better place to shoot?

>>31928818
4 bore

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>>31928818
>Noob question here. I want my gf to shoot me in my leg before having sex with me
>Noob question
>I want my gf to shoot me before having sex with me

Christ, nigger. That's a noob question? What do you think we do here on a daily basis?

>>31928818
I'd go with a 9mm, as it's relatively low energy. Also shoot the knee cap, it'll stop the bullet before hitting any arteries.

>>31928818
Anything in 9mm, you won't get any life-threatening injuries from that.

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>>31928818
leg might be a bad choice
femoral artery is in there

http://www.pellpax.co.uk/airguns/air-rifles/spring-powered-air-rifles/gamo-junior-hunter-177/3288
something like this might only get stuck in your thigh or butt
it will make it though thinner parts of the body

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>>31928818

>>31928923
You need help.
Or to refrain from sexual activity for a few weeks and reset your fetishes/sexual desensitization.

>>31928818
I've been there man, you aren't looking for the pain to thrill you. It's the thrill of death you want.

I'd recommend getting something crazy like a S&W 500 Magnum, or 454 Casull, and playing Russian roulette.

The only thing that stacks up to living, is having to clean up your significant others eviscerated face, and explaining to your neihbors what happened.

>>31929165
Glans

dont shoot the leg, shoot right at the base of the sternum. You have no organs here, only fatty tissue, and the vena cava and aorta diverge in an O shape, so there should be almost no bleeding.

t. EMT

>>31930101
What about the spine?

>>31928839
A .22 would bounce around in his leg and sever all his Femoral Ateries you fucking retard

>>31930156
Ssshhhhh

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>>31930101
Please don't do this.

>t. Non retarded EMT

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>>31930161
And?

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>>31928851
He'd know what gun to use as well.

>>31928818
A sex health clinic

>>31930459
Those exist?

>>31928844
>le "only 9mm meme"

>>31928837
This guy has the right idea

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>>31928818
dragon's breath 12ga

>>31928818
That deringer life man

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>>31928818
sage goes in all fields.