How can you weaponize a Segway /k/

>>31909569
Carry a lance

>>31909569
>pressure cooker in backpack
>drive segway into crowded place
>profit

>>31909569
>Go as fast as possible
>Turn in direction of unsuspecting person/s
Done

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>>31909569

The Chinks tried, but it was just too gay even for them.

Suicide Segway obviously

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>>31909606
this

>>31909606
I want to see segway jousting tournaments now

>>31909569
Spinning rims. We are going to hypnotize the nigs so they don't attack.

Mounted machine gun on the handle bars

>>31910263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSVQsyZLtKg

>>31909675
hi anon when will u be home so we can noknock i mean politely visit ur house and shoot i mean relocate ur puppers

>>31910284
they gotta be really shiny and sparkly to work tho make sure they have dollar signs $$$ on them too

>>31911017
That's not in the Defense Budget.

We are going to deploy countermeasures instead. If attacked a bucket of Popeyes chicken is released. It should give our man time to evacuate, and pop smoke Cajun crispy.

>>31911012
hello there atf!
i'm sorry to inform you i do not reside in the us of a so fuck off kindly!

>>31909569
>SBIED