>Put down the gun and fight me like a man What do?

>>31907203
Shoot him like a man.

Put my hand on his head and laugh as he swings at air.

>What do?
Shoot.

violence isn't justifiable unless killing is justifiable so in a situation where ive not already shot him there is obviously no need to fight at all

>>31907203
No im good I don't condone pointless violence, I don't know what your beef with me is, but I'm late to work. Don't you have fights to fake?
>Continue on your way
>If he attacks you, ventilate him

>>31907203
shoot in the legs and rape

>>31907203
>fighting a man like a man

>not killing prey like a predator

Rogan is a turbo manlet, I doubt he could reach my chin

>>31907203
>lolno

If he attacks anyway,shoot him.

>>31907223
This

I'll kill him and then I will be the chad.

>>31907203
Go drinking with my boy Joe rogan.
He my nigga

>>31907203
Unzip dick and shoot.

>>31907203
Continue to aim at him until he de-escalates the situation.
if he escalates the situation, Pass go, Open fire. Win. Play stupid games, Win stupid prizes.

>>31907203
>I will obviously lose the fist fight
Why the fuck am I not going to shoot him? I guess it's about his only option at that point. Hope whoever has drawn on him is dumb enough to go for it.

'Worrying about manliness' is probably going to be low on my list of concerns after I just killed a man as well.

>Life threatening situation
>"disarm yourself and fight me on my terms"
fitness and gun ownership are not mutually exclusive concepts, but meatheads gonna meathead

>>31907203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVWGRVnmido

>>31907203

he is a huge fan of hgh for his physique.

>>31907467
not that hard to look that way lol, not like he's a bodybuilder, or above 5'10'

go strength train and consume 5k calories a day, pretty easy

>>31907522
You know arnold schwarzenegger was only like 5'10 and he was like the most successful bodybuilder of all time.

>>31907203
Move a few paces away and then glance for an exit. Clearly time to leave.

>>31907203
What are you going to do? Punch me?

>>31907266
Yeeee boy. Hopefully he brings Duncan Trussell along.

murricans are such cowards. this thread is full of faggots that would turn down a honest fight and not even admit defeat but shoot the guy.

>>31907669
>and he was like the most successful bodybuilder of all time.
that was due to his fucking mind-games as much as the fact that he personally shaped the male ideal image at the time.

>>31907203
>"No"

The fuck is he gonna do? Besides get shot and bleed I mean.

OP should've used a different person for the picture.

Rogan is a bro and overall nice dude.

>>31907685
Fair fights are against nature, human and otherwise.

>>31907203
Why?

>>31907685
Joe Rogan has a pretty extensive background in martial arts but if you want to get your ass locked that's cool. I for one know when to say it's not a situation I want to get in to.

>>31907941
Kicked* fucking auto correct. Who knows though he may lock your ass too.

haha nice spooks nerd

leg kicks to the bad knee

>>31907708
this

why would joe want to even fight someone out of the blue

>>31907685
>you

>>31907963
Because you told him DMT and voting for Hillary is for faggots.

>>31907941
then say "naah dude it's okay" put away the gun and go on your business faggot.

that's the civilized way.

>>31907985
He doesn't like Hillary

Do you even listen to his podcast?

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But Joe Rogan uses guns.

OP has a pear shaped body and is intimidated by normal looking dudes.

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Spend years getting into shape. Spend decades training your body in flexibility, speed, pain tolerance, endurance, and fighting ability. Hang out with unarmed combat legends getting more tips and training than anyone else.

Get beat by a guy who spent 15 minutes buying a gun.

Fight like a man he said.

Seriously, why is it only idiots who are a lot bigger, stronger, or better trained than most people try to push this old meme. Why not train with guns too?

>>31908005
>lot bigger, stronger, or better trained than most people try to push this old meme
You invented a person in your head to argue against.

Have fun with that.

>>31907669
Arnie is 6'2

>>31907991
I've only watched two and they were both winners. First one was Deadmau5 and some soccer player and Russel Peters, Deadmau5 got so shitty and rude on whiskey they cut him off. Next on was Georgio Tsoukalos from Ancient Aliens, and at one point him and Rogan are basically laughing about how they hock tinfoil bullshit and bs bodybuilding stuff to pay the bills.

>>31907203
>over 18 year olds that think it's still high school

>>31908017
So you watched two of his podcasts that are 3 years old now.

And you're bitching about him hocking his products so he can make money like a real American.

Deadmau5 was a shitty episode and Giorgio is hilarious.

>>31907203
Shoot him in the dick

>>31908013
this kek
>>31908014
nah i'm 6'3 and arnie stands under my chin.

>>31907203
y-you too, thanks

>>31908033
I'm not bitching about anything except maybe he could do a little less cocaine before his stand up. Go smoke some weed and chill out dude he's not your bf

>>31907203
"i don't take advice on manliness from anyone under 5'7"

Then I shoot him before he can retort

>>31907685
Samuel Colt made all men equal. The only "honest" fights are those with guns. I know your just Shitposting, but the thoughts you espouse are legitimately held by some people, and those people are wrong.

>>31908090
i'm a big fan of guns, and real fighting should be done with the most effective weapon at your disposal.

i just find it distasteful that people would shoot a guy challenging them to a fistfight instead of handling the situation wither by accepting the challenge or declining and admitting defeat (assuming this is some matter of honor and not highway robbery).

my point mainly is you having a gun shouldn't change how this conversation goes at all.

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>>31907203
>Drops gat
>Removes pants
>Removes underwear
>fight me irl scrub

>>31907203
Two in the chest, one in the head.

>>31907203
shoot him

>>31907991
I bet he voted for her though.

>>31908279
Honestly, I think he voted for Gary.

Its conflicting because I know where hes coming from. A trump victory would be a golden age for comedy, which he will get behind. He doesn't like Hillary a lot because hes adamant about the failure of the war on drugs. Which she is for. Plus he knows about all of her lying and bullshit.

He's like all of us normal human beings. We don't like our choices given to us.

99% sure he voted for gary.

>>31907203
Shoot him. Survival > Manliness

>>31907203
No

>>31907203
joes like one of these punks that acts tought and will laugh at you if he beats you but you beat him up he would be like violence isn't right man and all that shit

guys a cunt i would shoot him in the balls just on principals

>>31907203
I have no wish to engage in combat with you Joe Rogan , but if you attack me or my family , you are not going to succeed.

>>31909041
Show us on the doll where Joe touched you.

>>31909064
your mom

>>31909062
that was some fedora level shit my friend

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>>31907203

Περὶ ζώων μορίων, 687b.

Now slave, get back to work, as nature intends it, before I shoot you.

>>31907203
>unzips

But I am a man since men use tools, and strive to find the most efficient tool for the task. In this case, a gun.

>>31907203
Ah come on joe...let's smoke this dmt and talk about how guns are awesome instead?

>become range bros with Joe rogan

>>31907203
*unsheathes kettle-bell*
*teleports behind him*
>nothing personnel kid

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA

>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

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cue the hempforce mustard

>>31909090
try me cunt , do your fucken worst.

>>31909090
hurr durr , diction and english above street level = Fedora.

Sup dawg soz muh englishk aint so gud , I be usin' street , naw mang all good cuz.

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>>31907203
oh hi joe rogan

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>>31909345
What the fuck are you on about?

But I wanna hang out with Joe Rogan, not kill or maim him

>>31907203
shoot him with a bow. he would like that.

>>31907998
he uses guns but his politics are wrong. he has taken up bow hunting and he regularly says he is for gun registration.

>>31907203
shoot him

>>31907669
Arnold is 6'2"

>>31908159

>i just find it distasteful that people would shoot a guy challenging them to a fistfight instead of handling the situation wither by accepting the challenge or declining and admitting defeat

Where I live, people don't walk up to some random person on the street and start threatening them with violence and NOT expect to get shot. I get that there are roided out meatheads everywhere, but here they realize that they can easily get killed for doing stupid shit.

>>31907203
put 1 round in each kneecap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkLXdLgOybE

>>31907522
He confirmed in one video that he's on test.

Gut shoot him twice then proceed to beat him up.
Make sure to include plenty of gut punches.

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Yfw OP made 20 posts in his own thread

>>31909773
around here it usually matters over stuff like bumping into people and shittalking

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>>31909773
>i just find it distasteful

Better to solve a problem permanently then allow it to escalate for a prolonged amount of time.

>it hurts my feelings
No one cares, it has worked this way for thousands of years. If you don't want to die in front of your female, don't cause problems. Or at least cause problems with men who will let you get away with it.

>>31907988
And if he attacks? He's obviously got some beef f he's starting shit

>>31907203
Pfff
A fella by the name of Samuel Colt made all men equal, if you don't like it, then how's about you just admit defeat already and get to kissing my ass

>>31910446
>Better to solve a problem permanently then allow it to escalate for a prolonged amount of time.
so that guy on the pic should have shot the caucasian mafia boys just in case they later want to revisit the issue?

you fucking imbecile. when we came off the trees your ancestors stuck halfways.

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>>31908294
Joe would do some dumb shit like that.

>>31910446
based StopXam

>>31907203
If I've already drawn my weapon, I've already fired.

>>31907203
Shoot him.
I have a gun, and he has not.

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>>31911537
>fired before draw
>you shot your leg and/or dick

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>>31908159
>honor and glory
>a drunk shirtless macho dude
listen to yourself

>>31911546
You need reading comprehension.

>>31907203
i'd shoot him cause im white and middle class, this means i gave up working out so i could afford a gun, so i can eat pizza and tacos and shoot people instead of having to train my body.

>>31907203
Shoot him in the head.

>>31910076

I only made like 3 or 4

>>31911548
>honor and glory
>a drunk shirtless macho dude
yes that i how it often goes
you either apologize and excuse yourself or fight for your honor.
only a coward pulls a gun on an unarmed guy challenging him to a fight.

you see assault and challenge are totally different things should not be confused.

murricans just itch to shoot anything or anyone i have noticed this on this board (where they will shoot anyone talking to them or their son) and /out/ (they want to shoot dogs and bears and cats and of course hikers if they have an unleashed dog or bad fashion sense and listen to unapproved music...)

>>31907203
>maniacal laugh
>gun angled down but at the ready
>man, you brought a fists into a gunfight
>if he makes a lunge in my direction then I will shoot him in the balls

>>31911856
"challenge" you speak of is fantasy, I've never spoken to a single person who found himself in a situation like you describe. if people are picking fights for "glory" around you, you probably have some stupid friends. the only violence that matters in this context is crime, and it's the only kind worth preparing for.

>>31911884
it's not for glory as in fantasy games and gladiator shows... it's for not losing face.
>the only violence that matters in this context is crime
what crime are you talking about exactly? a dude talking to you or him suggesting you beat each other silly?

>>31910029
On his podcast he said hes on TRT (testosterone replacement therapy)

>>31907287
Pointing a gun at someone actually escalates the situation more

Obviously you're a noguns

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>>31907203
>All relations between great powers are based on the notion of reciprocity. I demand to be treated as an equal. I have parity with you, and you are clearly encroaching upon my near abroad you little NATO manlet. Provocations such as this demand a response.

*places Iskander-M near OP's pic*

>>31907203
Shoot him in the Knee caps, then the elbows, then in the dick and walk away.

12-6 elbow followed by spinal separation. He only knows mat rules grabass. Street fights are not something you take to the ground.

>>31907208
This and the best part is that because of his "manliness" it'll be that much easier to claim self defense.

>>31907203
Shoot both of his knees to teach him a lesson.

>>31907669
Arnold isn't 5'10"

>>31907685
We didn't get to the top of the foodchain by fighting fair, you luddite faggot.

Now DANCE.

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>>31907203

>>31907203
pull out my compound bow.

>>31907203
Step over him as I walk away.

>>31907203
>bald manlet
>hyper over compensating masculinity

Laugh at him until he cries

>>31909345
Jesus Christ anon

>>31907203
I put my gun down and unzip my katana

>>31913153
i always thought pointing a gun at someone and not shooting is the absolute form of rudeness.

if you want to shoot someone then shoot but don't point guns at people.

sure if you are actually attacked you can be as rude as you want i guess. but pointing a gun just in case someone might want something bad from you is real bad. makes people mad too. you might "win" that round but next time maybe you get shanked first and asked about the time later.

>>31915093
>mat rules
You would get absolutely fucked up by the most basic MMA fighter

>>31911513
What is that gif from and why is that snake man acting so mean?

>>31907203
Give him the D since that's obviously what he really wants.

>Empty magazine into him

continue trying to leave the situation, ventilate if attacked

"No. I'm leaving. I am calling the police and if you follow me and escalate this situation, I'm going to have to respond in kind."

/thread

>>31907203
Shoot him until I run out of ammo.

>>31920268
I have no intention of letting someone hold me down while they suck my dick.

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>>31907203
Hey lets talk about weed and yoga for 3 fucking hrs.

>>31907685
The only unfair fight is the one you lose

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>>31907203
GET

IT

ON.

>>31908005
Because I can't own guns on this forsaken country, so I went to muay thai and gym to get fit for looks and to defend myself if someday I'll have to fight some drunk idiot, nothing else

>>31907203
Take off my clothes and tell him to fight me in bed like a man

>>31907203
Why have you drawn your gun on an unarmed man? Did he threaten lethal force or to cause grievous bodily injury?

>>31907203
Jerk him off until he says "No more, just shoot me off already".

>>31922033
you dont have to let them. they do it anyway

>>31923374
Have fun getting past my +6 chastity belt

>>31909064
I wish Joe would touch me, God I wish somebody would touch me.

>>31907203
>*BANG BANG BANG*

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>>31909345

>>31911856
You got sand in your vagina or something.

>>31911965
Fuck that shoot the nigger.

>>31907203
Honestly?
Give him a knife and we knife fight

>>31907203
Pull out cock, leave dick welts upside that bald noggin.

>>31907203
True man fight on swords/spears/axes, give him sword and let the fight begin.
P.S. Ranged weapon for girls.

*switches to knife*

ok let's go

*switches back to deagle when he runs close*

heh... nothin personnel

>>31907203
Shoot.

Winner mounts the grill.

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Ignore
If that's not an option: break his foot because mma doesnt account for the fact that not everybody plays nice
If he keeps trying to fight me hes getting a magazine In the chest because I "panicked"

>>31907203
make a gay sound and shoot him in the head
fuck men
their age is over

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>>31907669
>5'10
>calling Arnold king of manlets
Who do you think you are, fucker?