Where do you keep your guns?

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In a small pistol safe near my bed, it stays open at night and closed during the day.

>>31906593
I've got my glock under my pillow and sks under the desk

>>31906652
gotta love that android flip

>>31906593
Post the DOOM version

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>>31906667

>>31906708
Thank you

>>31906652
This, I don't have any friendly ghosts around my apartment so there's no reason to have valuables like guns out in the open while away.

>>31906593
Propped up next to my bed. My bed is in the corner and very low to the ground, so there's a nice space for me to tuck my shotty in there. It's a pretty quick draw, though I won't have much time due to the size of my apartment.

>>31906593
I would shift in my sleep and get a loaded shotgun falling on my face, sweet.

>>31906593
That would be nice until the wife and I get to doing the do and have a loaded shotgun fall on her head.

>>31906913
>instant orgasm

mostly in a closet in the office, some on the office floor, some on the bar down stairs and some on the kitchen table if i've been shooting recently.

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>>31906593
i keep my shotgun propped up in the corner of my room & when im not home it goes in the closet locker

i always keep my handgun on my person, usually cc around the house

Glock in retention holster in bed with me, revolver in the bathroom

Everything else is locked in my safe

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>>31908617
>>31906593
>To maximize safety
guess i should also mention that my roommates arent idiots (& no kids in the house, etc), so the 12ga just stays in the corner

also, when sleepin, handgun on work bench right next to alarm clock & knife under pillow

>>31906593
I keep them in the lake where I lost them in a tragic boating accident. Sorry ATF man.

>>31908617
Jesus, do you work at a paint store?

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>>31908683
heh its canned food actually

>>31908617
>I keep all my flammables in a pile in this room

>>31906593
p226 on the night stand along with the 43 usually, Long guns/ammo are in my closet except for the AK and I can see my roommates gl26 on his night stand.

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>>31906708

Fuckin saved!

>>31906593

Also

>handgun is in a backpack next to where I sleep

>rifle is in guitar case to hide my power level from visitors, but still have it within arm's reach

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>>31906593
Every room in the house has something both mounted and hidden. Also got nervous watching some shitty 80s horror movie, so installed triple threat in every shitter. I wish I was kidding.

>>31908705
Yeah, but where did you get the boxes?

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>>31908969
sherwin-williams

>>31908850
cool setup

loaded under my bed
loaded on top of book shelf
loaded onto of fridge
loaded in desk drawer
the rest are in a safe bolted to the floor with cable locks in them. keys are in a seperate combo safe with documents n shit that is also bolted to the floor
anything less is pussy faggot tier

I keep my hipoint in the shitter

>>31909033
Thanks, and nice dubs friend.

>>31909021
I knew it.

>>31906708
Beautiful

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>>31906593
I keep one between the couch cushion when I'm lounging around the house.

>>31908850
Nice setup, where'd you get those mounts?

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>>31909353
And another inside the upright piano.

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Here's some of my boxes from Sherwin Williams. <(:^|)

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>>31906593

>>31909360
Looks like shelf brackets from any old hardware store you cuck.

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>>31909364
And inside the stereo

>>31909369
so do you have to get up and move that sign and gun everytime you want to watch tv?

>>31906593
I used to keep all my guns safely locked away in a large safe, completely disassembled before I tragically lost them all in a boating accident.

>>31909397

Quit watching cable 3 years ago and stopped using that tv. Use amazon fire sticks for the other tvs but never bothered to use this one anymore

>>31909409
Jet beams don't melt steel fuel

>>31909364

Dude I hope you play the shit out of that piano.

In a safe or in my holster.

When I'm not wearing it it goes in the safe.

>>31908850
>every shitter


Me too, I don't want to get caught with my pants down.

That's that most vulnerable you can be, pants down and half a log hanging out your ass.

I keep my glock with me when I'm shitting

>>31909071
>>31909353
>>31909364
>>31909369
>>31909387
>>31908850
>guns everywhere
doin' good people

>>31906593

>fucking on bed
>bang head against headboard
>gun breaks nose

>>31909446
Sell it then faggot

Any ideas on mounting a shotty in my trunk?

I want it off the floor and still accessible but out of sight.
( I know where I want it mounted! I'm looking for mounts!)

My daily driver is a 2016 lancer btw

Inside my asshole. A mossy 590.

>>31909387
>>31909364
>>31909353

>family comes over
>old granny goes to sit down on your couch and starts saying shit like "why is this couch digging into my 10th hip replacement"
>kids fucking about with everything everywhere including the stereo
>granddad starts playing on the piano when suddenly something sounds off
>grandma finds the gun and has a fucking stroke out of fear
>kids find the gun and give your brand new old stereo some ventilation holes
>granddad finds the gun and says something along the lines of "oh hey i remember stealing one of those from a kraut in Ardennes and emptying it into him"