2016 /k/ Secret Santa Thread #2

>>31904356
What if I want to change my price bracket? I sent in my form but I totaled my car and don't want to make promises I can't keep and end up burning a /k/ommandos. I can still participate I just don't have as much cash as I think I will.

>>31904460
Are you ok man? I hope you weren't hurt.

It's not a problem, these things happen. Email me so I can delete your original response and then you can just refill out the the form and select a different price bracket.

>>31904488
Yeah I'm fine. Totaled the car but I came out without a scratch. Was almost a miracle. I can't remember the email I submitted it under but I'll email you with what I think it was and include what I asked for in the form so you can know.

>This time I'll be manually pairing up people
/toy/ is doing that this year too for their SS

>>31905242
Glad to hear you're ok at least.

>>31905537
How did they do it last year?

>>31904356
Is there a one way giving bracket? I might be gone from the US for a while and have some /k/ related stuff I can't really bring with me someone else might be happy with.

Bumping for holiday cheer

>>31904356
Are dragon dildos acceptable gifts?

Just registered, hope you'll end up pairing me, unlike last year

>>31908097
they need to be in a bracket of their own

>>31908115
Will do.

>>31908097
As a joke. But if you send a joke gift send a regular gift as well.

>>31907655
Email me if you didn't already and I can set something up.

>>31907655
maybe you can register to be a backup, would make screwed kommandos happy

>>31908454
homeboy mcjewerson
make sure pls!

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>>31904356
I signed up for the program. One of the $100 bracket guys. I don't recall any email. Should I have gotten some notification that I am with the program? Or does that come later.

Ay, hope I get someone with a handgun. I can make grips and stuff for them.

>>31908638
I got an email, but i signed up early. There will probably be another batch of emails sent out

>>31904356
Who's running this? Same guy as last year? He seemed like a nice dude and I ended up having dinner at his house, but it was a shitshow and I ended up getting burned.

i got burned hard last year after sending out hundreds worth of loot and nonsense. barely any contact from the dude that took up the mantle. kinda turned me off it for a while.

>>31908097
i fucking hope so i sent off bad dragon dongers to multiple folks for the last two years instead of anything reasonable.

>>31910983
>>31910471
This seems to be a common sentiment. Why will this year be better than last?

>>31908638
Why does your shitty meme have a watermatk

>>31904356
How's matching work? Are people from the same country matched first? I don't want to have to skimp on anyone's gift should shipping become an issue.

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I was specifically warned off from the secret santa by Ivan.

>>31908638
I send out emails every week or two to confirm that those who signed up are indeed on the form.

>>31910471
>>31911116
The issue with last year was the program that the /k/ommando who was helping me used. He wanted to do the matchings and so I was happy to let him help, though the program that was used ended up bugging out and mismatching or nonmatching a few folks.

I'll be manually matching people just like TheMachinist did back in 2014 when I was helping him, so things will go smoothly this year as they had back then.

>>31910983
Who did you email?

>>31911621
Which Ivan and why?

>>31904356
When will get the emails with our sekret Santa get sent out?

>>31911678
kommandostore ivan, and in regards to not trust last year's organizer for various reasons i can not remember.

>>31908097
If you sent me one I wouldn't complain. As long as it isn't small.

>>31911728
I'll probably start the early pairings after I get back from Midwest NuggetFest next weekend. So 3rd week of November likely.

>>31911762
Ah, well the guy that was doing the pairings last year won't be organizing again this year, so that's not a worry. I only did the International pairings for 2015, but this time I'm doing them all so we won't have the same sorting issues we had last time.

>>31911678
So since I signed up I'll eventually get an email? I'm just worried my form didn't go through

>>31911796
I can check right now. Give me the first two and last two letters of your email.

>>31911116
dont do it if you dont feel like it. theres already 100+ people involved, that alone should be interesting.

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I already have the gag gift I'm going to send and I hope whoever gets a good laugh.

>>31913562
As long as you send a decent actual gift as well, sounds fun.

Anyone got the picture of the dildo scope someone sent?

I have some stuff I'd like to gift away
A bad dragon dragoness muzzle and some other stuff
What do?

>>31912542
Sorry for the Late response. My phone got isp banned.
[email protected]

>>31913562
pls no dilderino

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>>31913562
>tfw i actually wanna bad dragon doggie donger
>all the more meaningful coming from a /k/ommando

Are you gonna set a date for a thread for opening the gifts and posting them too?

>>31914167

pretty sure it's the same as every year. post it when you get it.

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>>31913562
Lol, so do I. Of course a real gift will be bought as well.

>>31913715
Yup

>>31913860
No problem, it happens. Just checked, you're on the list man.

>>31914167
I hadn't decided but I was thinking the week prior to Christmas would be a good time frame to start and lead through Christmas.

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OH BOY! I missed out last year, gonna be fun on the bun!

>>31913737
Has the muzzle been used?

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>>31913638
>>31914279
Of course

>>31914033
>>31914147
Naw m8. Do you guys know how expensive those thing are just for a gag gift? Maybe if someone gets burned and I get pulled I'll send one of the key-chain one but even those are 25$

>>31914314
Yes its a black flop I bought but sterile is sterile it's around 95% condition
Works pretty good but I also have a Janine and there basically the same thing on the inside
It'll make a decent gag gift but how much should I spend on a real gift?

>>31914653
>how much should I spend on a real gift?
Read the google form

>>31911762
Don't trust kommandostore ivan, he would prefer people trust him over the crimson caravan store so they'll pay $200 for reproduction camo pants

>>31909259
What kind of handguns can you make grips for?

>>31915557
Any type of grips that aren't complicated as fuck and are just that flat knife scale esque type. 1911, cz-75, ruger, etc, etc. Got osage, black walnut, black locust, oak, hickory, and pine to work with. If I'm not lazy as fuck I might give some away, but then again, I'm lazy as fuck.

>>31911476
Just bumping this.

>>31904356
are we supposed to get a confirmation email or something?

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What do /k/ommandos even want for Christmas?

>>31917996
I'd take a bottle of Cosmoline scented KY jelly

>>31917996
dragon dildos

>>31917110
No, I send emails once a week to let everyone know they're on board.

>>31911476
Missed this questions. I try to match people by country and region as best I can. There's a decent chance that people outside America and Canada will get matched with a different country.

I signed up in the first thread but never got an email. What do?

>>31908097
It is the most /K/ gift

>>31918190
So it's fine if I put pounds sterling £££ in the price bracket?

>>31917996

.22 ammo and old tools.

Have you sent out emails yet? I filled out the form a while back and haven't heard anything. I don't see your email in spam either.

>>31918844
same here

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Is there a size limit, can I send a scythe?

>>31904356
>The google form link is
Why the fuck can't you just use http://pastebin.com/ instead of dragging the illinformed to fucking google. What is it with you meet up trips and fucking google docs?

>>31904356
Thrown my name in for the first time.

Looking forward to /k/hristmas now. Cheers for organising this Creep!

>>31919299
i love google docs

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>>31904356
K I submitted.

>>31920003
Oh hai atf didn't see you there

>>31908454
Excuse me, fucker. There is nothing funny about a dragon dildo. They are literally the best on the market, and I would love to get one this year. I've been trying to get myself to replace my shitty Chinese knockoff but I can't spend that much on myself without feeling guilty.

What are the price brackets? I want to get involved but I'm not the wealthiest of people

Signed up! I put myself in a 150-200 price bracket... if that doesn't work I don't mind being matched with someone in a 100 or so price bracket.

>>31919282
Mortarion pls go

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>>31917996
I asked for military history books, milsurp, hammer and punch kits, AK accessories, ammo, etc etc.

Last year I got a donkey dick grip for my AKM, a cleaning kit, a book, and a MOLLE twin magazine pouch.

I sent out a book, two FAL magazines, a twin FAL pouch, and forty rounds of match grade 7.62.54 NATO for the guy's new FAL. Price point was about $100.

The year before that, I sent out a spare part for some /k/ommandos CZ-52, a book, and something else that I forget... maybe a cleaning kit? Price point was 75-100 iirc.

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Ok guys I entered. Whoever gets me, please hold off on shipping until January 20th?

>>31907655
>>31907655
>>31907655
No/Guns here:
PLEASE let me have them, I would be EXTREMELY happy with literally anything, i am very poor, but i take very good care of my things, if you allow me to hold on to your items, I will take very good care of them.

>>31920553
There should be a one-way giving bracket, but not a one-way receiving bracket. If we allow that, the whole thing will fall apart because a million scrubs will sign up to score free gibs.

This only works because of participation and the ability to publicly shame people who only take and don't give, people burn their matches.

>>31920451
I have 3 VERY LARGE military history books that i have bought for whomever i get this christmas

>>31920639
see>>31920706

>>31918844
same

>>31920377
Anyone else do a custom price bracket of $100+?

>>31921075
Yeah I did

>>31920539

>>31908097
If someone signs up asking for real stuff and you only send them a dragon dildo, then nah, you're kind of a jerk. The "humor" section is there for an add on, a bonus. It's a joke. It shouldn't eat into your budget for their gifts, let alone be their main gift.

tl;dr - dragon dildos are fine, so long as you send them as a bonus joke, and also give them stuff that fits their price bracket and interests.

>>31904356
Can /k/ommandos be trusted with live fireworks as a gift?

>>31921541
Is it legal to shit fireworks? You're not trying to start shit are you anon cause only a dick does shit like that and you aren't a dick are ya?

>>31921606
>Is it legal to "SHIP" fireworks?

>>31919282
Please send someone a scythe

>>31921606
Nothing is illegal unless you get caught. Also: crimson what do those of us who didn't get an email do?

>>31921606
>>31921715
Stop trolling. The Se/k/ret Santa is a good thing, don't shit on it. Just let us have this one nice thing.

>>31920706
sending out just books is kind of shitty m8

I hope you're signing up for the $15-$20 or $25-$30 bracket.

>>31918203
>>31918844
>>31918895
>>31920925
You don't get an automatic email when you sign up, I manually send them out once a week. Just sent out the current one.

IF ANYONE DIDN'T RECEIVE AN EMAIL TODAY, PLEASE MESSAGE ME!

[email protected]

>>31918206
>/K/

>>31918495
That's fine.

>>31919282
I mean, if you want to pay the shipping for that.
>I actually wouldn't mind that as a gift

>>31919299
Because Pastebin can't sort replies for me and would be a FUCK HUGE hassle with close to 150 participants at the moment and greatly increase the odds of someone getting mismatched or unpaired.

>>31919982
I do what I can man, glad to have you on board.

>>31920131
See >>31920076
There's a 10 and under bracket that you're welcome to join if you want. Don't break the bank this Christmas mate.

>>31920553
>>31920639
I'll see what I can do for next year.

I was contemplating doing a raffle this year or something and donating the proceeds to Toys for Tots or the Apple Seed Foundation, or something.

>>31921614
>>31921541
>>31921606
Please don't ship fireworks as each state has different laws and I don't want anyone getting fucked over.

>>31921715
I just sent out the mass email a few minutes ago, let me know if you or anyone else didn't get it.

>>31921780
Depends on the book and if the person he gets paired with selected "literature" as something they wanted.

>>31922068
>I just sent out the mass email a few minutes ago, let me know if you or anyone else didn't get it.
It got sent to my promotional section on gmail, just a heads up to everyone, check your spam if you didnt get.

Also, I need to get matched later this week because I am not going to be in country from Nov 15-Dec 20

>>31922216
>Because Pastebin can't sort replies for me and would be a FUCK HUGE hassle with close to 150 participants at the moment and greatly increase the odds of someone getting mismatched or unpaired.
Yea I guess. It's just the oldfag in me is all, I apologize for the faggotry.
You're doing Gods work CreepFinder and the board is lucky to have you.

tfw no one noticed my scam last year and it worked.

Creepfind, as a gift, I will explain how I did it so you can prevent others this year.

>2 seperate addresses, fake address and real address
>fake name at fake address
>set a very particular price point as to get matched with myself
>complain with the real address that I didn't receive a gift
>post pic of something and say I received it as the fake address from the one mentioned earlier
>get free gift sent to the real address since it appears I got shafted by the person with the fake address
>profit

>>31922217
Yeah that happens with Mailchimp sometimes, sorry about that.

>>31922242
Nah you're good man, I'm a little tinfoil hat myself when it comes to Google storing info but I don't trust myself to NOT fuck the pairings up if I don't have a formatted form that I can rely on.

>>31922324
Last year was a bit of a shitshow for pairings so it's no surprise that if something like that really did happen that it would go unnoticed.

I appreciate you being forthcoming with regard to that and would be more grateful if you could refrain from doing so again, so as to not leach off the kindness of others.

>>31922370
>so as to not leach off the kindness of others.
but it's fun. I enjoy being the grinch.

>>31920076
What size mechanix gloves?

>>31922532
uuuh idk. ive never had a pair and I think they are nice.

My middle finger is exactly 3" long, so its fair to say my hands are small for a man, and I wear a medium in some gloves and a large in others.

>>31922324
>>31922414
Wouldn't it be nice if our janitor paid attention to threads like this and kept the trolls at bay. Why can't we have just one nice thing.

>>31922571
>This guy with his giant fingers says they're just "small"

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>>31922595
>>This guy with his giant fingers says they're just "small"
lol 3 inches long is short. don't pretend like you've never heard that sentence before.

This grid paper is 5 blocks per inch.

Just signed up, I hope whoever I get likes Gatorade.

>>31922778
Just signed up, I hope whoever I get likes carved cocks
...and some other things worth 29.99 of course

>>31922667
one off, HAHAHAHAH faggot
>>31922778
one off, HAHAHAHAH faggot
Why Gatorade and not cheap vodva /k/.omrade?It's like your not even trying
>>31922844
dubs checked.
I want a carved cock if it's a decent carving and not something a child would make. Can you post pics of recent works?

>>31922979
Because I already have a metric shitton of Gatorade mix

>>31923222
How did you acquire a metric shitton of Gatorade and is it that shitty powdered crap?

>>31923595
Through work, and yes

>>31904356
I want to do this, but I'm not taking the chance of getting some weird shit in the mail.

>>31923715
>nothing ventured nothing gained

>>31923731
I don't need to gain anything that bad.

>>31923744
Yes you do, you ain't kidding anyone anon. Be the only Christmass gift you had in years.

>>31922778
>>31922324
I signed up. Hope everyone else isn't a shitbird like these two...

>>31923222
>>31923660
>Sign up for se/k/ret santa
>Wait weeks for Christmas/gift to come
>One day see a UPS truck drive up
>Guy comes out and asks me to sign for the delivery, I do
>He proceeds to call up the other 15 trucks
>Watch as UPS trucks fill the street and delivery men slowly fill my garage with 1000 kilos of Gatorade

What flavor?

Shit I forgot to put beef jerky on my form for what I want.

How could I make such a crucial and deadly mistake.

>>31922979
None as of recent, but I assure you I do a damn good job. Ask travis over at the nuggetfest thread if you really want to look at a wooden dong.
You fucking wierdo.

hey guys I own no funs or anything, I own a few /k/ related items (my grandpas helmet from WWII, a gasmask and a SADF m83 battlejacket) but I am wondering what to purchase in the 20-30 dollar range for my se/k/ret santa
any suggestions are appreciated thanks!

>>31923731
How is name/address stuff handled?

I mostly don't want to get raped with dragon dildos by some kommando down the road.

>>31924497
If you want, I can delete your original form and you can redo it to add that.

>>31924530
Is that you "Cock Carver"?

>>31924640
Once you get paired up you'll get your target's wishlist which will help a lot.

>>31924739
The only two people that ever see your address are myself and your target.

>>31924752
>>31924739
*the person targeting you. /k/ommandos don't get paired up with the same person they're targeting.

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Someone please send me a dildo bayonet for my Mosin, I want to put it in my gf for science.

>>31924752
You can't just edit the response with the same link to the form?

So I just signed up. I have a few questions:

What's the situation with sending alcohol? As long as it's secured it can be shipped right?

>>31926520
I think it depends where you are shipping from and what service you use.

If I use the national service in my country, I can't send alcohol at all (I'm sorry to my se/k/ret santa, it's gonna be a dry one).

Yeah yeah last year wasnt amazing. Sorry. Better we had it than not at all. Also Ivan is my friend, why would he ever say anything against me?

Me and a friend just signed up

Both central PAfags, please don't match us

>>31921780
Implying these books aren't each at least 50$ a peice.

>>31904356
I just signed up again.

I got some great stuff last year and I'm pretty sure I made someone happy.

>all this talk about dragon dildos

Looks like I'll be sending my old chance to some lucky /k/ommando.
>No I won't clean it, there will be poo.

Indecisive on price point 25-30 or 35-40

>>31925140
You can try, if you do and it works let me know.

>>31926520
Double check with your postal carrier, I think you have to use UPS or FEDEX for that.

>>31926898
k.

>>31928947
Crimson would I be able to gift a gun? Like work out something with an FFL near the person I'm buying for?

CrimsonCaravanMerchant, when you have time, could you check c****m**[email protected] for price point? I just changed it to 100-120, and am curious if it worked.

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My email is la******m**3*@gmail.com, haven't gotten a confirmation email yet. Btw, can I not be matched up with anyone wanting dildos? Last year I got matched with a guy only wanting dildos.

>>31932217
Niglet, you have gmail., check the promotions tab in your inbox.

>then blow me

>>31931196
I wuld think that as long as they pass a bacground check and are of legal age to own it then there shouldnt be a problem.

>>31932999
But if they're like 18 and he sends a handgun then he wouldnt get anything because you cant own a handgun until you're 21

>>31932217
>>31931322
Check your spam and Promotions folders. I can send another tonight if need be.

>>31932999
>>31931196
I would say no as you'd have to contact an FFL in your target's county as well as your own. The legal dickery and logistics are a bit much for a simple Secret Santa.

I'm shocked anyone is still in on this. The last 2 years were disasters. Rip off abounded.

SweetSoulBro stole credit card info and DOXED several anons 2 years ago and he spend several months in jail for it.

I personally was ripped off to the tune of $250.

I feel bad because I already got a gift for my person. Hopefully I get someone who wants AR stuff.

>people itc think they'll get something.

2013 I got my gift, and my gift was recieved
2014 I sent a gift, never got one
2015 sent a gift, never got one
2016 year of the jew

>>31933219
Checked my Promotions, got it. It was buried under 5.11, Midway, and other ads

>>31933780
Good to hear man.

>>31933290
Was wondering when we would see this stale copy pasta.

>>31933360
>itc

In this chat? You must be trolling friend, no one says "in this chat" on 4chan.

Just signed up

>>31934268
wait.... Shouldnt secret santa not be paired? Shouldnt it be randomized so no one knows who gets them?

>>31934693
I'd rather have a system where you're given a match, and they're matched with you, so you give and receive to and from with the same person.

That way, if you get burned, you know who they are.

>>31904356

I'm in.

If I put down milsurp as an interest but didn't put down a size should I go back and edit the form or would the Santa /k/laus just buy milsurp shit that doesn't need a size?

>>31928947
I went to the google link and it let me edit my response. I came back the next day to check on it and my edited response was still there. I guess we can do it ourselves then.

>>31934693
Correct, pairings are random and you aren't matched up with the same person that is targeting you.

>>31934982
I'll know.

>>31935165
Kek, looking forward to what you have planned.

>>31935248
Yes.

>>31935596
Ok good, on my end it says "forms cannot be edited" which must mean that the Form Admin can't change individual submissions, but you guys can change your own.

So, if I don't really care what I get, do I just list all the interests in the interests field? Is this where I list what guns I own for possible accessories? What am I supposed to put in this field? Somebody hold my hand through this.