So what gun does /k/ poop with? S&W 581 here

>>31903292
Mosin, a proper Slav shit.

Glock 26, my EDC.
I literally just got done pooping and it was by my side the whole time.
I would've taken a picture had I seen this thread at the time.

I also keep it between the towels in the towel rack when I'm showering, is this abnormal?

I normally place my suppressed mac-11 on the kitchen counter while i'm pooping.

I once came out and seen a guy holding it. Thats all I remember.

>>31903344
Seems like you're pretty fucking far from ok

>>31903363
All I needed was some grease and hairspray, of course it's just a pulp fiction story. I got the swordfish for those wild hogs, it was an American horror story. Had a bit of Saturday night fever.

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... judging from those pants, I'd wager you're a /k/ommando chef.

>Tfw no kitchen gun

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1911 for the mondo duke

>>31903305
Underrated post

>>31903469
Is it a good idea to point that right at your ankle with the safety off?

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Dual slav gats, like any proper manlet should.

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Vz58 bruh

Do I sense /tgg/?

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>>31903563
because the trigger will magically pull itself

>>31903563
>comments on the safety being off instead of the huge shit stain

Never change /k/

>not pooping naked while clutching a nugget with bayonet affixed

>>31903469
SKIDMARK
K
I
D

>>31903469

Jesus fucking christ, how often do you shart yourself, Skidmark?

Do you wipe?

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Always afraid a few ducks will attack in V-Formation while I shit.

>>31903292
I bet you're a line cook

>>31903687
More like afraid someone might come clean your toilet bowl you nasty cretin.

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>>31903702
Limescale is the only problem I haven't been able to solve with a shot gun..

>>31903613
>Poland
>Slav

Keep lying to yourself.

>>31903719
>>31903687
>Piss, diarrheal spray, and ass sweat caked on the seat
>Timescale

You should invest in some bleach instead of shitty magazines next time you're at Walmart, champ

>>31903292
>gun on the shitter
>cowboy style boots
Are you a Texas too?

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Sorry the place I shit isn't up to your standards anon. Is this better?

>>31903786
>shitty Whataburger mustard
fag

>>31903785
Thems work boots senpai

>>31903757
Fucking goddamnit...
...more please.

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>>31903741
>Implying grandfather didn't rape every piece of semi-warm ass he came across.

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>>31903292

>>31903798
damn.
I thought I found another Texas.
I mean, half this board is a Texas anyways

>>31903786
>Grandmas old dishrag on the tank
>Plunger not in a holster
>Heinz

Did daddy make you put his shotty away?

I put shitty mustard on my toilet. It's official this community will never be pleased.

>>31903804
Degenerate faggot
Kill your self

>>31903757
Please be a boi.

>>31903831
>mustard
>not ketchup
Not approved

>>31903834
I am

>>31903831
You're just now figuring this out? JUS, anon.

>>31903833
>calls me the degenerate faggot
>but not the one posting the picture
Are you police?

>locks up drug user
>drug manufacturers get a pass


>>31903838
post more fag

>>31903837
You're right how could I have been so naive

>>31903834
Am I passable?

>>31903838
In that case, fukkin saved!

>>31903815
Usually forget to put trim over your door frame?

>>31903862
My door was involved in an shooting

>>31903757
Fifth back from the popular mechanics, is that a guitar world magazine?

>>31903363
Bro, Pulp Fiction. C'mon now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNw_w-9SPoA

>>31903866
Probably some trigger happy demon cop

>>31903866
It's story time, son

>>31903862
Currently remodeling.
>>31903866
Kek. Also Czech'd.

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>>31903866
>>31903882

>>31903857
How about you post more so we know

>>31903857
>>31903919
Seconding this. We need to see moar. Do you have a sharpie, by any chance?

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>>31903857
>>31903838
neither of these are me lmao

>>31904129
this isn't me lmao

>>31903697
Classic archer.

>>31904513
Nah son. Not a walther ppk

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>>31903757
>>31903872
I believe it's total guitar. font gives it away

>>31903820
fuck you texas faggots. you're worse than furries.
>hehe most of /k/ is furries
kill you'reself

>>31904533
You're a homosexual

>>31904573
Thanks, m8.

>>31903323

I take my Glock 17 into the shower with me

I mounted one of those car holsters into the wall

It pleases me

>>31904682
awesome

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>>31904512
ye cuz its me retard

>>31904708
>FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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>When people get this butthurt in a joke thread

>>31904597
Why?
Texas (except for Austin) seems to be pretty in line with what /k/ likes.
>kill you'reself
JUST
U
S
T

>>31904870
Taxes thinks its really cool when in fact you're a bunch of literal nigger liberals.

.t arizona

>>31904823
Oh bb

>>31904878
Texas really doesn't think its cool
its just these retards

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I like to keep this handy.

>>31904878
Only Austin, and that's hardly part of Texas.
>>31904911
It's relatively autistic to already be calling me a retard this early into a stateballing flamewar, isn't it?

>>31904927
how do you use the pump with the strap? is it meant to help keep it in your hands during recoil? shotguns tend to just go backwards, not jump though.

>>31905019

Loop hand through strap, push forward

>>31904927

What is that grip style called?

>>31905046

Duck's/bird's head, that particular one is from shockwave

http://shockwavetechnologies.com/site/?page_id=14

>>31903469
Dude wipe your ass holy shit

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>>31903292

>>31903323

Hell no, it's not abnormal, when I don't have my Glock 26 on me (also my EDC master race gun) I will grab the nearest gun to me and take it to the shitter. I want to leave a gun in the shitter but I don't want it to rust.

I'm thinking about that stainless steel mariner shotgun.

>>31903872
>>31904573
I have 2 recoil magazines
those are probably what you see
the rest are mechanics/pop sci

I don't even like pop mechanics /sci they're really shitty mags but I keep getting them for free its weird, its been like 6 years

>>31903876
you've been bamboozled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kBwFPSa54w

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>>31903292

>>31903630
Nice baer. Mine is just a range gun now. Switched to >>31909188 for edc cuz...
>Muh cap a city

Dont feel like taking a pic and finding this on mobile. I have my glock 17 with me nao.
I just got my carry permit a few days ago and i'm getting into the habit of carrying it with me around the house so I don't accidentally leave it in some gas station bathroom

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>>31909188
Round 2

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>>31903292
>>31910707
>581
good choice