Grock club no work

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>>31898671
Grock need a Glock

Grock's Glock

capped

>Inb4 rockfags

>>31898691
>Not putting rock ON the stick.
>1000BC

I seriously hope you oogas don't booga.

>>31898699
Grock need rock.

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>>31898678

>>31898671
Grock need to get longer stick and make the rock at the end pointy. Then grock become more effective at kill sabertooth. Grock also get grocks friends to help with their pointy rock sticks.

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>this cave wall

>>31898725
>>31898699

Grock have female in same cave. Female say that rock on stick is not good for little Grocks. Grock have MANY little Grocks hehehe! Female say Grock can't have stick with rock.

what Grock do?

>>31898699

>Giant bear is attacking Gurk withs claws twice long as Gurk pee pee
>Gurk putting rock on stick as said
>Gurk hit rock with stick and try to aim bear head
>Bear is like nothing happens
>Bear is about to eat Gurk

>New technology ..

>>31898671
Cave men who were about 6,000,000 on the whole planet were much more intelligent and capable than the average 6 billion human today. For the same reason a small wilde population of survival wolfes is better individually than millions of dogs.

>>31898725
>pointed rock on stick
You want mammoth next? No one need pointy rock on stick, only need big club, it have enough stopping power. Pointy rock on stick ruin meat, too powerful.

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Grock should try fire. Put fire on stick.

>>31898737
Hit female with rock stick!

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hi guys, you ever got your hand on them hunter-travelers sky magik?

Grock obviously need longer, heavier stick.
Or.... Grock could also look into getting assault wolf. Obviously cannot get If you are Chumash, is illegal in tribe, but is very effective for both hunting and hut invasion.

>>31898816

How Grock get assault wolf?

Grock no know any wolf seller.

>>31898848
Just make your own.
Get wolf and convert to assault.

>>31898737
Tell female she can have opinion when she hunt saber tooth tiger.

>>31898848
use beast-show loophole

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Underrated thread

>>31898848
Grock need scary black rock for cave defense. Lifetime warranty and grock get black rock before election

>>31899003

>4000 BC
>Advocating beast-show loopholes in a chalcolithic hand print cave wall

unga bunga rockilry cliffton ban assault dog

unga bunga release assault dog and it kills on its own

assault dog must be ban

Just admit now
Grock don't need club
Nobody need club
Just pick your berries

SHOOTS YOU ALL WITH MODERN WEAPONRY HAHAHA STUPID FUCKING CAVE NIGGERS

>>31898969
Lug try this
Man come and kill Lug's dog and take away assault wolf
Lug misses dog. What do?

>>31899098
>Bronze fags shitting the cave again
only use bronze those who can't use based rock and wood

Onhg almost pull conceal rock on Tyrung pit wolf other day. Tyrung say he know control but Onhg not think so.

How clean burntskins from village?

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>>31898699
>1000BC
>civilizations are already flourishing
Barbarians...

grock need bigger stick
that small 9 pound club not have no stopping power.
grock need bigger 45 pound club for bigger hurt.
wuts the matter grock? you too much of fruit eater for big man club?

>>31898671
I thought this was Mongolian cave painting?

>>31899229
>using shiny rock
Cavemerchantrubbinghands.cavepaint
Shiny rock is fad, stick and bone best.

>>31899246
>45 clonk down power
>44 rugbug mugmug is the superior club
It's like you want a slow underclonk club 44 is big and strong

>>31899022
Chief Feinstone say warrior with black Grock bad

>>31898678
You mean painted?

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>5000 BC
>not making rock sharp
>not using sharp rock to make point stick
>not using sharp rock and point stick to kill tiger

It like Grock want to be eaten!

>>31898737
Leave female.

You already have litte Grocks, no reason to stay.

>>31898754
>what is Goonga convention

>>31898678
newgrog

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>>31898671

>>31899003
I hope you no have wolf. Expect surprise cave-visit from Bureau of Firewater, Peace Pipe, and Rock

>>31899584
implying me have enough shells to buy that

>>31903198
If wolf threat, warrior have no choice but use rock.
Same if wolf sleep, small, or happy.
Rock painting say so.

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>>31898671
/k/avemen, how do Tonk get mammoth?

Tonk tried asking Big Chief, but he say mammoth are only for village guard.

>>31898737
Grock need to appeal to higher court and explain why having a rock on stick does not constitute the stick as a more dangerous "assault" weapon. Then Grock needs to support candidate that accepts the second amendment to NOT BE INFRINGED.

>>31899098
Modernfag.cavepainting

Stay away from wolf fppr

>>31903615
It is /k/avemans right to resist elder rule that isn't rockstitutional, trade for/tame mammoth and use it, if fppr throw tantrum, go innacave.

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>>31899098
that really unga'd my bungas

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>>31898671
Tonga hear of tree people using stick to throw pointy stick. Sound like berry picker nonsense to me

>>31898728
kek

looks like my BIL without a forehead

>>31904049
tree people call them At Rattle. Guess berry picker's baby wrists rattle like snake