Highway Protestors

>>31894557
legally, in most states, you can go through them, as long as you go very slowly, and let them know what you're doing first.
You can't just fucking block a roadway because you feel like it, it's illegal

also if they touch your car at all you can pretty much floor it.

>>31894577
>Slowly creep up to them.
>Tap one.
>Technically they are touching my car.
>Jaquinwa gets to learn what goodyear tastes like.

>>31894557
Just drive up onto the dirt and go around them.

>>31894557
Drive through them.

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>>31894577
This.

Just approach slowly and honk. Making your intentions clear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hosMejZZfo4

>>31894577
Any chance of alternate methods where you don't get your car fucked up? Pepper spray? Smoke from a 37mm flare launcher?

>>31894577
FPBP

>>31894609
You can video as you drive through and then call 911 if your car gets damaged

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>>31894609
>Any chance of alternate methods where you don't get your car fucked up?
Steel front bumper. Body on frame construction. Oversized offroad tires.

>>31894609
if they fuck your car up you can just fucking sue them. It's already happened a couple times.

most notably, if you've seen the video of the Subaru wagon plowing through them and getting punched and dented, that driver sued the protestors and won in court.

>>31894630
I have a hard time believing I'm going to recoup that loss in civil court

>>31894671
It's happened twice already.

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>>31894557

Stick your head out the window and scream "MY BREAKS ARE OUT"

>>31894630
This. Also, keep your gun holstered but within reach.

>>31894595
This

If that's a highway and I'm the lead car I'm already going 10 or 15 mph over the limit. I'm not stopping and probably can't stop in time.

>>31894557
Blocking traffic is a felony offense in the majority of states. They are endangering the lives of the general public and endangering the lives of the person next to them.

If it's a small mob of people like that and not a chimp out mob then drive up extremely close to them and lay on the horn; you are legally in the right to do so so long as you're not putting their lives in immediate danger. If at any time they hit your vehicle or threaten you in any manner that makes you fear for your life or safety then step outside your car and draw only at the person threatening you. Proceed to yell "back up" and "stop endangering my life" over and over and over again. Make sure you say it loud enough for everyone to hear. At least one of them will break rank. Since they are all cuffed together one person making a run for it will cause the rest of them to vacate.

Once the police arrive have your firearm in a safe position either in your car or on your person. Don't resist when they put you in handcuffs. Explain the situation ass passively as you can. Stress how you feared for your safety at an angry mod approached your car threatening you. Stress how you were just trying to get home/to work/to see your family.

Or just be a normal person and wait for the cops to come and break it up while filming the whole thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkapW5ob9Qs

>Red rover red rover send Ford Escape over
You want to play chicken in traffic, be my guest.

Or if you're smart and have an actual 4x4 (not AWD) you drive off the road, go around them and go back on. Shift into low range and choose first gear, lock the hubs and go.

>>31894724
>If at any time they hit your vehicle or threaten you in any manner that makes you fear for your life or safety then step outside your car and draw only at the person threatening you. Proceed to yell "back up" and "stop endangering my life" over and over and over again

Sounds ideal, but I dunno. That sounds like your asking to be swamped and mob raped.

>>31894752
*you're

>>31894744

>needing 4 low to go on side of road and go around them

>confirmed for doesn't own a 4wd

>>31894557
Make sure the door is locked and at speeds lower than my walking pace start to nudge the guy on the end.

Or get out of the car, put on gasmask/respirator, punch a couple pinpricks in a big can of pepper spray and wait for them to get the message.

Start some form of movement among the other drivers in some kind of crazy man on his roof scenario where we all start inching forward and blaring down on the horn.

use my offroad capability and go around them on that grassy area, assuming they aren't up there. If they are, drive up there anyway and take that exit, as it is most likely a clover.

>>31894724
>Explain the situation
Yeah no
Don't say shit
Lawyer up

>>31894557
See that pedal to the right of the clutch and brake? Put your foot on it.

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>>31894557
>"reeeeeeeee get off the road i need to get this coffee to mr goldberg or i can kiss my promotion goodbye"

>>31894779
I know you don't but it's an excuse to lock the hubs and engage the transfer case.

You can also just shift into low and go forward through them to demonstrate your intent of going through slowly

>>31894752
Then shoot. In the situation that is a few dozen strong like in the OP pic then just shoot. If you make it known that you have a gun and that you are fearing for your life and a person still comes after you then that is the easiest court case you will ever have.

If you're pointing a gun at someone and they come after you they have no other intent than to cause you harm.

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>>31894787
Here, have a (you) for yourself my dude

Might sound edgy but I've kinda wanted to block my plates and floor it through the crowds of protesters.

>the crushing of leftist bones
>their progressive squeals of pain

nothing edgy about wanting to enjoy that

>>31894784
Not saying shit the moment police arrive is a horrible idea. You need to let them know as simply and in as few words as possible as to what happened.

"They attacked my car on my way home from work. I feared for my life. I did what I had to do to preserve it."

You don't have to read them an essay as to what happened, but telling them what happened is always a good idea. Going adrenaline rushing dead eye mouth shut when they come is about as retarded as going on a rant about the fucking niggers that rushed your car and where asking to be shot.

The person who tells the first story is the person who holds the cards.

>>31894842
You're a psychopath then. No problem with that!

>>31894724
>fearing for your life
>stepping out of your vehicle
Just pitch it right down the center for the DA.

>>31894842
I'm sure you have a muzie frenchman you look up to

>>31894883
This

Also getting out of your vehicle is retarded
>but I have a gun

By the time you unlock the door it will be yanked off and thrity blacks will grab you

If you do get out of the car then you get pelted in the face with a brick, stumble, and get raprd.

>>31894883
>driving forward would cause harm to people not putting your life in danger
>can't drive backwards because of cars blocking the path
>trapped inside the vehicle
>'i exited the vehicle in an attempt to run away while proceeding to draw on the threat that presented itself in front of me'

>>31894557

>Get the biggest speakers I can find along with amp and all that jazz.
>Mount them in the bed of my truck facing forward.
>Mount grill guard with some mad max tier spikes
>pull truck up to within 100 yards of the retarded red rover line.
>blast AC/DC's Highway to Hell
>floor it.

>>31894724
>Or just be a normal person and wait for the cops to come and break it up while filming the whole thing.

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>>31894652
Check, check, and check.
LET'S DO THIS.

>You're in the situation.
>picture is of a handlink protest with a dozen people
>everyone is talking about thousands of din duns swarming cars in the streets

get the situations straihgt

>>31894690
>>31894602
This.
Fuck these assholes, I don't drive on the highway hoping to get stopped by some faggot protesters, I (usually) drive because I've got places to be, if this shit ever happens to me, that's not going to instantly make me sympathetic to your cause, that's going to make me go from not knowing about your first world problem, to actively hating it and everyone associated with protesting it.
Seriously fuck these assholes.

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Lock in 4x4 and drive in the ditch. If they still get in the way fuck em.

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>>31894919

I found a good plan b as well.

>>31894786
That's the brake mooran
I ain't braking for shit

>>31894557
If their arms are really bound like that they'll have a hell of a time moving properly if a couple of people choose to knock them over, even by hand. It'd be hilarious.

>own a diesel powered car
>manual transmission
>put into first gear
>slowly ease off clutch
>torks will carry you through

you'll creep forwards at like 0.5 to 1mph
not enough to cause injury, but fuck no if they're able to stop you. if they somehow get dozens of people to pile in front of your car to stall it, just give it a miniscule amount of gas

if they lie down in front of it

well

you could try risking a law suit for manslaughter because that's what you're gonna get

>>31894786
after review
I'm wrong and you're right
My bad

>>31894557
This >>31894577 or >>31894595

>>31894842
No, that's pretty edgy. I'm going to pray that you're not a gun owner.

>>31894854
Correct.

>>31894988
>reading comprehension

Stupid thread.

>>31894669
Winning is one thing; collecting the money is a whole different (and much more difficult) ballgame.

>>31894557
>Have this happen.
>Be me.
>Not this shit.png.
>Get out of car and announce to other motorists to just follow me.
>"Sheeet, we would fuck o car up, cracka!"
>Look at the lead chimp standing in a human chain.
>'It's a rental and I got insurance on it.'
>Get in and floor it.

>>31894919
>I'm in high school jazz band and pretend to know what rock and roll is starter pack goes here

>>31894854
>The person who tells the first story is the person who holds the cards.
And more specifically, the person who claims to be the victim first tends to remain the victim.

>>31894963
>that's not going to instantly make me sympathetic to your cause, that's going to make me go from not knowing about your first world problem, to actively hating it and everyone associated with protesting it.
Agreed. Blocking a (public) roadway is pretty much the surest way to make me take the other side.

>>31894557
>Take foot off break
>Take foot off accelerator
>Put both feet clearly on dashboard
>Let the protesters decide for themselves where they want to be standing

>>31894557
go through slowly, if they gather around my car go a little faster. if they so much as touch any windows, I'm going to make my vehicle exceed its stock 0-60

>>31894557
Chances are better that you'll be 37 cars from th front and just blocked there.

>>31895030
Well, I mean, Crazy Train really wouldn't be fitting in this situation.

Would it be wrong to improvise a truck bed gas container and chase them away with fire?

use your rifle

>>31894652
what does body on frame mean

>>31895155
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=body+on+frame

>>31894724
>stepping out of your vehicle
>fear of my life
>leave locked metal box
>fear of my life
>step out into the open out of a locked metal box
>fear of my life
>approach a "threat" intentionally

just shoot through the windshield. aim high.

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>>31894919
>Not Ride of the Valkyries.
Fucking pleb.

>>31895172
>http://lmgtfy.com/?q=body+on+frame
hahah wow i hope your dead before i push the reply button you faggot piece of shit

>>31895196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrPwU7Segz4

A car isn't safe. There is nowhere to retreat if you commit to remaining inside of it.

At least outside there is wiggle room on where to go after shooting.

Staying inside is essentially waiting to get smothered.

This idea that you're safe so long as you're in your car just needs to die.

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>>31895217
>not Valkyries Ride
Pleb

https://youtu.be/ijBlzoukK6Q

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>>31894557
I don't know, call the cops?

>>31895241
All I'm reading is that you're too damn stupid to use google and want us to spoon feed you. So fuck off.

>>31895273
Ahem...
https://youtu.be/GKaYOW9zMoY

>>31895022
>It's a rental
Kek

>>31894606
>block an unrelated motorist from travelling
>get pushed out of the way
>"No, stop"
>proceed to form a mob and further attack the motorist's car
>motorist floors it out of there
>chase them
>pretend you're the victim

That video always pleases me to see how hypocritical they are.

>>31895273
Lol no. That other anon was right.

>>31894842
Not saying its right but its not exactly bad imo

>Highway Protestors
Luckily I live in Canberra (technically, in Queanbeyan), so nothing that exciting ever happens here.

We do occasionally get "go slows", but even then they're few and far between.

Road protesters deserve everything that happens to them.

>>31894557
>Surely my weak, sub-200Ibs body can match this four ton machine
Why are protesters so fucking retarded?

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God damn if this ever happened to me I would be fucking pissed. Imagine all the truck drivers these uppity niggers fucked over.

>>31895592
Because most people just talk big on the internet but aren't actual psychopaths who would run someone down for simply standing in front of their car.

>>31894557
Truck with a train horn system on it. Get up nice and close and then deafen them with a 15s blast

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get my reciprocating saw out my trunk and go to work

>>31894593
KEK!

>>31895725
ah heck he did a kek

quality post upvoted

This is easy. Floor it, get stuck on protestors bodies. Get out. Empty Mag. Announce to everyone else you have to return some video tapes as you run off.

There's at least one hooker in your future and you're going to have to order some new business cards.

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>>31894557
conscript my fellow cars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h4e8llcfQQ

>>31894557
I put my truck in 4 wheel drive and go around them on the shoulder. Probably lean out the window and laugh at them as I go.

>>31895700
Reciprocating their actions is just what they want, don't do it!!

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>>31896037

>>31894842
but they wanted to be run over
>dat martyrdom

>>31894602
this is the best nullification
being ignored is about the worst thing for their ego

>>31894557
literally just idle it at 1mph through their line. they'll move and the rest of traffic will widen the hole

if I had a bit of a running start and had a good pickup or muscle car I'd drop it into first and turn off auto overdrive. you bet your ass they'll move. It's what my father and his vietnam veteran friends did to hippies back in the day.

>>31894557
Ignore them. Bullbars mounted to the frame, biatch.

>>31894854
>>31895044
If ever you have to use deadly force, be it with your firearm or whatever, the only thing you should say to responding law enforcement is "I will cooperate fully and make a full statement as soon as I have my attorney present". You can go on all you want about first story is the winner, but remember, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

I wouldn't even call 911 myself if I didn't absolutely have to. I would get a bystander to, because the call can also be used as evidence in a trial.

But I'm just a random anon, so by all means go ahead and ramble to the cops while your adrenaline is surging if you feel so inclined.

>>31896400
my lawyers have told me that your best defense is to call 911, report that someone has been shot, describe yourself as the caller, say you have to go, and then call your lawyers.
That way you're doing your best to inform law enforcement, get an ambulance, be a good boy, etc, but not volunteering anything that can hurt you later. Aside from that, YES. tell them you AND YOUR LAWYER will cooperate fully. talking leads to over sharing, and means you'll say something stupid (even on accident and not true) that will bite you in the ass later.

Yes, I have shooter insurance and a my regular gun lawyer on speed dial is signed on with the company, so he'll roll out in force. He scared the shit out of a prosecutor when minority me and minority friend got busted on non-gun-related BS from newb white cop and his old white cop boss. Took a potential 3 month jail stay to a small fine with a promise that we wouldn't sue the cops...

>legally
no need to worry about that when you are the law

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh6ylIQbIKY

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>>31894557
Drive slowly through with this specific car. If they go near your car FWOOOOOOOSH.

>>31896582
Never change, Flips.

>>31894919
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

try harder

>"can't come to work today boss, a bunch of protesters were blocking the road"
I'm not going to drive through the mob at high speed or drive through very cautiously as my car is probably going to get damaged either way.

>>31896735
>turn around
>blame BLM for you not coming to work

>>31894557
>>31894593
The best part about this is when these fucking retards start pushing against the car as if they're going to stop a 3,000-4,000 machine a thousand times more powerful than they are. Pure kino.

>>31896748
Exactly

>>31895259
What always got me about this bullshit is the fact he tried to outrun them...
Fucking slow down to 7 mph, and just play bumper bikes.. your gonna win, they aint gonna stop you..

>>31895155
Nu-male detected

>>31895013
I believe if they make no attempt to pay you can take them to criminal court next. Wage garnishments, property seizure, and jail time are all options at that point.

>>31894557
>start blaring light cavalry overture
>begin revving engine

>get roof rack/cargo rack
>attach lengths of 37mm pipe pointing parallel to ground
>obtain 37mm firework, smoke and CS rounds
>reduce powder charges in all of them
>protestors start beating on glass
>press button
>bootlegfireworks.mp4 combined with CS gas
>continue launching fireworks a couple inches off your car into the crowd
>keep driving through them and while blasting your battle song of choice

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>>31896827
you can't garnish someone who isn't employed.

>obtain barricade sized pepper spray can (about the size of a small fire extinguisher with a tube on the end)
>stick nozzle out sunroof
>put on swimming goggles
>commence pressurized pepper spraying
>drive over spicy leftists

>>31896750
Well to be honest the average leftist is really fucking dense.

>>31894724
>felony
Arrest them. Call the cops and say you placed them under citizens arrest for the specific felony after youve taken a picture of them inna road.

>>31896077
remember kids it's only martyrdom if you leave survivors!

What would be the outcome if you just maced a few of them?

>>31894606
You guys realize he got arrested right?

I was going to start my rent a hornets nest business as a cooky way to deal with road protesters.
It's too bad they have stopped doing this.
A pack of skunks could work okay.

>load blanks into edc revolver
>shoot at them
>they all run scared shitless
>you didn't actually shoot them
>drive away

This is why revolvers > semi autos

>>31897057
You realize he wasn't charged right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yBd5RY7GRo

>>31897029
Not much I imagine, 1st amendment allows you to peaceably assemble, once you start blocking off vital infrastructure, you are no longer peaceably assembling. There's a name for not allowing people to leave a place, it's kidnapping.

>>31894820
jesus christ that gif

anyone have the NYC one of the asshole bikers getting plowed down?

>>31897079
http://www.startribune.com/motorist-pleads-guilty-to-misdemeanor-is-fined-for-driving-through-protesters-in-minneapolis/330442631/

>>31895155
Its when your car has replaceable body panels instead of a unibody. Last car to actually be built this way in North America was the Ford Crown Victoria (Discont. in 2011 or 2012)

>>31897135
>$575 fine and a 3 hours course on a weekend
>get to drive over leftist
Worth it

>>31894557
>Join and infiltrate them
>Radicalize them
>Train them
>Take over city
>Recruit people from city
>Take over neighboring city
>Rinse and repeat until you're King of America
>Thank the /k/ube for this opportunity at glory

>>31897143
RIP

>>31895902
kek
Weaponized traffic jams

>>31897160
>$575 fine
>Fucked insurance for hitting a pedestrian
>Driving school
>90 day jail sentence if he gets a traffic infraction in a year Period

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Ramming speed. Then claim you could not stop and render aid due to fear for your life from a mob of angry criminals.
Not joking. Perfectly legal to do this where I live. Don't protest on the highway.

>>31896672
All that splatters is Blood!

>>31896882
take their welfare checks then.

>>31894744
4wd is AWD.

>>31894557
Well, since they have no hands I would probably walk up to the middle one and punch him as hard as possible in the face. Then see what happens next...

>>31897725
no, no... google my friend

I personally at the end of my life say 67... am going to plow over some neo hippes.

>>31894557
if you're well aware of the situation, the non-autist solution is to divert your route to avoid the problem
otherwise, the chances of you being car #1 in a protest roadblock are low unless you are participating in the roadblock.
don't draw unless your/someone else's life is in immediate danger. seriously, drawing your weapon on someone who isn't a threat is an unnecessary escalation. you are the aggressor and you will be jailed

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Motor oil in a super soaker.
Spray the oil on their shoes and face! They will run and fall. And which liberal doesnt like oil!
Then mist the air with Pepper spray
Then get a Fire extinguisher and go to town on this sissys!

>>31897135
What a load of bullshit. People are banging on your car and literally damaging your property and you're supposed to just sit there and take it? God what a load of shit.

>>31895259

Wasn't one of those bikers a cop?

>>31896773

To be fair, I'm not sure many people have experience getting into road rage incidents with biker gangs or take the time to sit down and think out a plan of action.

>>31897135

>was fined $575 and ordered to attend a driver's education course within six months for failure to yield to a pedestrian.
>failure to yield to a pedestrian

kek

>>31894557
Wonder why blacks bully chinks like me so much and make sure my gun is within reach

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what if you got a 20-40- foot chain
Then spin in circles faster and faster and walk closer and closer to the gang!

>>31897076
equivalent to yelling "fire" in a crowded building, idiot

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Hold up the leader
Get his ID and address
Go to his moms house and burn it down..

This shit will end real fast!

>>31897752
Yea, not a big difference. At all.

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AC/DC yells FIRE at everyone one of their concerts! They never went to jail for it!

>>31895286
The he-man vehicles ware so wonderfully retarded... :P
>In polish lang. version Man-At-Arms was called Armored-Husband, that added some extra retardation to already beautifully retarded cartoon. :)

>>31895337
Being a leftist is basically the definition of being a hypocrite.

>>31894820
>hey guys, this car clearly isn't breaking for shit, let's all jump in front of it!

I hope natural selection ends blm within my lifetime.

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>>31894724
>Explain the situation ass passivley

>>31894557
drive thru them mph holding horn down

theres literally no excuse for them standing still unless theyre blind and deaf, they clearly had suicidal tendencies.

the cops on the scene aint gonna stop you

>>31894557
https://youtu.be/3K4tTESYU1c

Cops don't really seem to give a shit if you run them over.

They wouldn't do any real damage to my steel bodied truck so I'd just go right through

>>31895070
I'd just drive around the side of the road until I'm in front and lead the charge

>>31895196
You actually have to aim low when shooting out. Aim high for shooting in.

Not related to BLM or protests, but still similar.
>live in Kansas City ghetto
>niggers with bikes always just standing in the middle of a residential intersection
>never move when cars come and act like they own the place
>they stop some redneck guy in his truck and just stare him down, probably exchanging some hood threats or whatever
>redneck guy backs up truck and leaves
>comes back and drives through them all at what was surely over 40 or 50mph
Truly a hero. Before you go on to defend those animals and call me racist, I'm not white and they often carried and pointed guns at people. This was the ghetto.

>>31894557
Immediate plan is to coordinate a slowly moving unstoppable force with other drivers inching through them while laying on the horn. Basically you can easily get out of the way, it's obvious what's happening, and you cannot by any means stop it without committing vandalism and/or assault.

Start driving slowly forward with the backup train horn blaring. If they start moving backwards but not getting out of the way slowly accelerate. They want to be a pain in the ass they can get some exercise out of it while gaining some permanent hearing damage as a bonus.

Moment any of them start trying to break my windows or otherwise get in my car to attack me generations of Italian gunsmiths smile over me while the dipshits doing it shit themselves and scatter.

>>31898219
I like to think he screamed "RAMMING SPEED" just before impact.

>>31898233
Add some powerful horns and powerful strobe lights.

>>31898242
>train horn
But yeah, strobes might be nice. Might be illegal though considering emergency vehicle features and whatnot.

I drive a big truck and oops my foot slipped off the clutch! Fuck there's a dead asshole stuck to my bumper. Then I would sue their family for a new bumper.

>>31898364
You guys can't even own airshit and I remember hearing something about a nerf ban being in the works too.

I feel sorry for you guys.

>>31898381
>Fuck there's a dead asshole stuck to my bumper.
The best part is that they taped all their hands together so you won't just smear one of them, you'll drag all the fucks down the highway with him.

>>31897715
BUT MUH HUMAN RIGHTS

>>31898385
There are restrictions on nerf, basically it can't looks like a spooky scarry real gun at all to your average dipshit cuck, which is to say it can't be black. A friend of mine plays regularly and has had a war shut down because someone called the police because "people are shooting each other in the park!".

And yeah no airshit and heavy restriction on paintball is an absolute cunt.

>>31897829
>yield to a pedestrian
Me no speak good, what the fuck does that mean?

>>31898250
>Remember a guy in town who installed aircraft lights in the back of his car to fuck over tailgaters.
>Forgot the fact that the police will tailgate you to see what the fuck is in the back of your car.
>Blinded a state trooper.

>>31894557
herf gun in my grill

for no apparent reason they all feel burning and flee

>>31898443
Seriously. Microwaves, or invisible lasers that light their clothes on fire.

I'm off to do some shopping right now.

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>not just taking the opportunity to jerk off in front of them

>>31898436
Let walky-man cross road, no hit with car

>>31898483
slash let grumpy niggers stand around car, no move apparently

>>31898431
Why does Australia hate fun so much?
I'd move back there if it were less cucked...

>>31894820
Do... do you have more?

>>31898488
Because gun owners were too docile in 1996 and the cucks took over. There are still presumably hundreds of thousands, probably 1,000,000+ semi autos lying around or buried, but friendly quiet gun owners don't mean shit to our system of media cuckoldry. Your safety isn't your responsibility and banning anything you don't personally like will solve all your problems. Same goes for alcohol and tobacco.

Tbh when I finish my BSc/MD I'm considering moving to NZ or Italy if they'd take me

>>31894744
>Not using a Subaru to run over protestors

>>31894997
Kek

You could ressurect a sherman with a mine flail and have it fight for its country once more
>its a wet dream of mine
>im sure at least some of the idiots would try to block your death machine bodily

A set of big speakers and a chain of 5 amplifiers

Play the song of your choice while you wait at max volume.

They either choose to dissapate or become deaf

>>31894557
If it's another group of Bundy Ranch hippies, just floor it.

>>31898498
Gun owners were far from docile, there just wasn't enough of them, and when they did try to become politically active, they were ejected from the Liberal party.

>>31894893
Nice joke, anon.

>>31898611
And yet they surrendered ~1,000,000 guns. By the looks of it most gun owners stayed reasonably quiet because they knew it was a losing battle in this rule of the majority, and if they made themselves obvious the grubbyment would know they own guns and come after them.

>>31898611
Ausfailian gun owners just need to seriously come together and create a new party. At least make it very clear "from my cold dead hands" is not just a saying.

>>31898630
>create a new party
There's already the Shooters and Fishers, and the Liberal Democrats.

Don't split votes man, that's not cool.

>>31898630
We've got a couple of good parties but all up they have 1 senator in parliament. We were hoping and looking decent for another one or two last election but it didn't happen sadly, the only parties other than the main two with more than one in are the fucking Greens, some shitbirds appealing to Christian conservatives and other such idiots, and some piece of shit crowd-pleaser with a big smile who put together a cheer squad

>>31894723
this

every year my local news does a story saying how if you see an animal on the highway not to slam on the breaks or to try try and swerve around it because you could end up causing a bad accident. they always say it's better to hit the animal and pull over when it is safe to do so and call 911 if you need help and to alert them that there is an animal corpse on the road

>why would I treat BLM any different than an animal?

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>>31896899
Kek

>>31894917
no all of the people in front of you are putting your life in danger!
like others have said your car is literally a 2 ton projectile and if you are in fear of your life you use it! thriving through protesters has been proven legal again and again

>>31898634
Not exactly familiar with ausfailian political parties. It almost seems like all of you would be better off coming together and buying out a fair sized Island and making your own damn country with blackjack and strippers.

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>>31897725
Sorry, but your dyke-mobile subaru doesn't have 4wd and is inferior. Get over it.

>>31897143
Luckily based pickups and SUVs are all body on frame still.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX0Qvk7YbnU&t=56s
>protestors start threating guy
>guy isnt having any of it
>revvs his engine for a couple seconds to let the stupid hippies know whats about to happen
>they still stand in the way anyway
>some people hang onto his car and get dragged for 20-30 yards
this is the best video i've found on this subject

>>31898657
As someone who actually does fantasise about forming my own micronation somewhere, I know how much of a pipe dream it is. The best possible outcome would be simply having a place that other countries just left alone.

Plus, you'd need a massive fuckload of money to just establish a new country from nothing, like millions of dollars per person, without being able to take on sovereign debt. Either that, or you're going to be living like an African.

>>31898670
>Africa
/k/olony now?

>>31898681
My most prolific fantasy actually does involve a /k/ape /k/olony.

Basically, get a bunch of land in Namibia, dig a /k/anal from the sea inland past the sand dunes, then make a series of lagoons using salt absorbing plants and heaps of evaporative greenhouse-like structures to passively get the water relatively fresh.

A lot of it would need to be pumped straight into the ground and used to create an artificial shallow water table, and would probably take decades for any of the smallest fruits of your labour to be apparent, but with a little persistence and a lot of bloody-minded arrogance, I think it could work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEiO-t7doFU

My blood boils when I see stuff like this. The truckers have zero rights here in Europe.

>>31898700
There's a point where you just start greasing the damn road with their bodies.

>>31898695
If a couple of rich kommandos promise free nugget food to anyone involved I'm sure we could do it

>>31897813
>it's the current year
>you dont focus and refine your roadrage into pure hate
>you don't plan how to effectively use your truck as a hate machine
>you don't have a bumper sticker that reads "fuck bikers they are gay"
>you don't taunt bikers
>you don't yell out the window and tell them you hope their family is raped to death
>you don't ride on bikers asses
>you don't cut bikers off
>you don't brake check bikers
>you don't carry a full sized pistol
>you don't keep an ar and have 20 clipazines in ur truck
>why even live

Need more videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIgXx3W7_C0

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>>31898750
I haven't even mentioned the cost of roads yet.

I think any micronation would have to ban trucks and any cars over a certain weight from the township, just to make road costs reasonable in the formative years.

Oh, another thing I had in mind for the /k/anal was to slowly build up an offshore port out of biorock, as well as an outer lagoon for a future tidal electricity generator.

If you used either solar or wind to generate the low electric charge needed, you could possibly even use any excess to pump water onto a sort of temporary aquaduct to create the biorock foundation for a bridge to the offshore port.

Leave that going for a couple decades, then do the rest with more traditional methods, and possibly turn the offshore port into a shipping hub by making it a tax-free zone or something.

>>31895259
I would have just started swerving... jesus, is defending yourself illegal?

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>>31894557
I would love to see you driving around Buenos Aires.

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>>31894557

If they're black id go full moonman and drive through them with my hand hanging on the window just like gif related

>>31894557
>Be third worlder
>Stuck on traffic for 30 min
>Get out of car to check what's going on
>It's a protest, retarded slumfags put tires on the street
>Wait another 15 min
>Military Police shows carrying machineguns
>Protesters disperse in 5 minutes, but not before being ordered to remove the road blocks

>>31898171
You have it switched around, think about the angles.

>>31898242
This.

An extremely loud horn is perfectly legal and will absolutely scare them out of the way if you honk close.

Half of them will never come to a protest again after being triggered by loud sound.

>>31894609
Pepper spray might be considered assault since they're threatening you. If they are threatening you then go to town with the spray.

>>31896886
you can refill some fire extinguishers, usually people do it with regular extinguishing powder, some artist fill em with paint. I have a great desire to fill one with pepper spray juice.

>>31896400
>I wouldn't even call 911 myself if I didn't absolutely have to
Not personally calling 911 will fuck you every time.

Don't try and explain the whole scenario on the phone, but do get request EMS at the scene of the incident and at your current location if the scene wasn't secure and you had to leave (esp mob violence scenario), and do make sure that your narrative of "I was attacked and was forced to defend myself" is recorded by the 911 operator before the narrative of "We dindu nuffin and he started blasting the crowd" gets recorded by the back line protestors 911 calls.

>>31897227
Sexy as fuck

>>31894557
Assuming I am front of line?

I would creep forward and when they surround my vehicle, make threats and cause damage to my vehicle not conducive to running someone over, I would floor it, because then I am in fear of my life because they were trying to break my windows open to drag me out.

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>>31898669
>I got the plate on video
>also got them giving verbal threats to the guy on video
Fucking tree niggers

>>31898920
>since they're threatening you.
since they're NOT threatening you

duh

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>>31894557
Run them over. They are not in a crosswalk or on the sidewalk. Only a cuck stop for hazards and bigger ones become the hazard.

If you're gunna hit a deer, speed up

>>31898864
kek

ITT: statist pig power fantasies

>>31898500
> underpowered pos

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Wait for a hotheaded idiot to run one over while browsing 4chan in my car, then use the gaps in the formation to pass free of all legal issues

>>31898883
Not the same anon but you're wrong. "Think about the angles." Ok, sure: When shooting out, since the top of the bullet would be hitting the slanted glass first, it will slow down before the bottom of the bullet, thus slightly angling the bullet to upwards more. You would therefore compensate for this by aiming lower on your target than where you want to hit when shooting out. of a windshield. Please don't insist on correcting people with wrongness next time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjHrOLcgmRg

>>31897143
Are you sure about that?
Wikipedia lists the following vehicles currently available in North America as having body-on-frame construction:
>BMW i3
>BMW i8
>Cadillac Escalade (and ESV)
>Chevrolet Colorado
>Chevrolet Silverado
>Chevrolet Suburban
>Chevrolet Tahoe
>Ford Expedition (and EL)
>Ford F-150
>GMC Canyon
>GMC Sierra
>GMC Yukon (and XL)
>Infiniti QX80
>Jeep Wrangler (and Unlimited)
>Land Rover LR4
>Lexus GX
>Lexus LX
>Lincoln Navigator (and L)
>Mercedes-Benz G-Class
>Nissan Armada
>Nissan Frontier
>Nissan Titan
>Ram 1500
>Toyota 4Runner
>Toyota Land Cruiser
>Toyota Sequoia
>Toyota Tacoma
>Toyota Tundra
Obviously not all of them are built in the US, but I'm pretty sure the F-150 and GMC/Chevrolet vehicles are.

>>31899277
Read: car

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>>31899277
>the last car built this way in North America
>CAR
>North America
>majority, all except 2, are SUVs, crossovers or trucks
>those two are foreign cars built in foreign places

Tape a bunch of black babies to the car and drive through.
>No one wants to be known as a baby puncher.
>No one wants to take black babies.

>>31899260
No, the top slowing down would angle it down.
Think about it, in your topsy turvy world, sloped armour deflects projectiles into itself.

>>31899343
>SUVs, crossovers or trucks
You don't consider those cars in North America? They're considered cars in Australia, at least.

>>31897081
holy fuck that is hilarious

>>31898864
It's the hand hanging out the window that really makes this great.

>>31894557
I've always wanted to bowl with my car. So I see enough pinheads to do so. Just run them over. If they swarm your car, shoot. Any reasonable person would feel in fear of their lives. Once we start no billing or acquitting people who do this, the retarded niggers will stop. Or not, and then just wipe them off the planet. It's win-win.

>>31899415
>taking nomenclature from an island of prisoners

>>31899487
My ancestors' colony had no prisoners, thank you very much.

>>31897135
Zombies are real

>>31898443
>>31898468
Are....... Are these really available for civilian use?

>>31897081
thanks doc

>>31898219
Hey fellow KC bro

>>31897081
Gotta admit that looked effective

The muffled eurobeat had me laughin

>Stop at protest line
>Roll down window
>Toss a couple M18 Smoke Grenades upwind
>Smoke irritates the shit out of their eyes and lungs
>They break ranks and flee
>Problem solved

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>>31899494
>Abbo detected.

>>31899637
...no.

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Who cares what's legal REEEEEEEE

>>31897135
This is why you drive through the crowd of protestors on the highway where they have no legal right to be and are actively committing a felony.

>>31899668
>ram protestors with HMMWV
>fiberglass hood shatters
>shitty tires lose traction and spin out on libshit blood, shit and tears
>get pulled from your unarmored shitbox and your stripped naked corpse is dragged through the street like black hawk down
gg

Question: How does one legally acquire an LRAD that law enforcement use?
Can it be installed on a car or truck?

Also can they sue over permanent hearing loss?

What about train horns?

>>31899688
Depends on state. In mittenstate 'excessively loud' horns on cars are forbidden.

>>31899692
Whats the legality of LRADs? They technically aren't horns, just a really loud, highly focused directional speaker

>>31899688
Just get an air horn.

>>31899686
KEK

>>31899696
Again, in mittenstate, 'shall not emit an unreasonably loud or harsh sound or a whistle'.
Believe me, I did a silly amount of research since I too wanted to put a train horn on my car and doot BLM protesters.

>>31899692
Excessively loud HORNS, or just "devices"?

Because you could argue that as long as it's not blowing air through a tooter it's not a "horn" per se

>>31899715
It's horn or other warning devices.
http://www.legislature.mi.gov/(S(ylyqgrix5dfvauvo4jz3mzwt))/mileg.aspx?page=getObject&objectName=mcl-257-706

>>31899705
Added defence of an air horn. With all the black people marching out on the street, you simply thought it was a reggae parade.

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>>31896899

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>>31899366
Did you even watch the video and see what the man said at the end? It's really a video showing you exactly the opposite of what you're arguing, dipshit.

>>31898627
wasnt that only like 7% of the imported firearms contained in australia though?...

>>31898700
The trucker was pissed of cos they keep walking in the middle of the fucking road i understand why he was pised of fucking imigrants cant even follw the rules yet want to live in europe fuck em all

>>31894724
>wait for the cops to come and break it up

Not if the local politicians are a bunch of left sympathizers. Look at OP's picture. There are already cops on the scene. And they have parked their patrol cars so as to prevent traffic from driving around the blockade on the shoulder.

>>31898669
>I'll tear you out of that car you little fuck
Is this where you draw?

>>31900457
It helps in court

You stomp on the gas when they get physical with the car, you stomp on the gas when they get physical with you.

>>31894842
Kek... I wish... I would never do this, but damn me if I'm not tempted to, they're asking for it if I'm liable to get fired for being late to work...

why not play romans for a minute and go 3-4 cars across, columns behind the front cars, and just drive forward slowly? giant wall of cars breaks the line no issue

>>31894557
Is it at all possible to install stadium airhorns in a small pickup truck?

>>31894557

If you're not in the very front, you're fucked. If I were in the front, I would try the following:

>don't change vehicle's gear, leave it in drive
>look down at my phone
>take foot off the brake
>slow roll forward
>they start pounding on my vehicle
>look up surprised, then floor it and run them over

When asked what happened, I would say my foot slipped off the brake. When they started beating on my vehicle I thought they were descending on my vehicle to attack me. I panicked and fled, as is my right.

If any "protesters" are filming me, any footage they have of me staring into my lap will corroborate my story.

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>>31894787
this thread is interesting

>tfw blm protesters cause a traffic jam that stops a black person from getting to the hospital

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>>31897095
THis one?

>>31900888
My serious answer is this:
Person goes onto interstate and blocks traffic.
I don't slow down. Hit them full force.
I won't be liable, they walked onto the interstate, which is illegal.
Whole country hears about me dismembering a human at 70 miles an hour because they wanted to protest like a moron.
SJW don't block freeway anymore.

I have no idea what the legal answer is other than sit and wait for cops to clear them out, which they may never do.

Keep in mind, though - BLM types thing these kinds of protests are effective because it gets them on TV, and riots/arson/roadblocks/beating up white folks all make them feel like they're civil rights warriors. In fact, these tactics are pretty massively counterproductive to their ends.

Think of the hundreds or thousands of people on the highway that they will inconvenience, make late, or otherwise piss off. Many of those people would be liberal leaning types who are vaguely pro or only mildly anti BLM. After being late for work/home/date/etc because of the hooting BLM monkeys, those folks are that much more likely to start getting fed up with it and recongize BLM for what they are.

Remember that groups like BLM would get no traction if it weren't for a PC mainstream culture that coddles them. White liberals encourage the worst minority behavior.

So fuck 'em, I'll wait at their little roadblock. I'll use that time to call a couple of friends and bitch about the stupidity of that shit, and if someone does decide to plow their ass into one of the roadblocking idiots I'll be sure to explain to the responding authorities that I've been sitting her watching protesters getting increasingly violent and intimidating toward people in cars, and actively trying to put themselves in harms way so they can scream foul if they get hit.

If I'm called as a witness, I'll be clear that what I saw was dangerous and aggressive behavior on the part of the protesters. If I'm called to jury duty, I will have no opinion, I've never thought about BLM or protesters much, and I'd of course be fair and look at the facts - and my jury vote and influence there will be a great and sacred thing.

>>31894930
how much do you spend on gas for that thing?

>>31894557
itching powder.

>>31901275
At $2/gal of diesel, it would be about $160 for a full tank, but I usually don't add more than $40 at a time.

>>31898659
Looks like the pacific northwest

>myhome

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>>31894919
>Not Alabama Nigger

>>31894930
Fuck that's sexy. Got more pics?

>>31894557
U Turn or get off at the nearest prior exit.

>>31897135
Yeah, technically they were in the crosswalk. Open highway, go for it.

>>31895259
Fuck I need to get out of NY. Thanks for reminding me. Texas is looking better and better.

>>31898500
At Wilkins haundai and Subaru...

>>31895319
>notice helicopter pilot
>"is that?"
>magnify and enhance
>look up IMDB
>"well ho-lee-shit"
>learn something new everyday

>>31894820
KEK. Hope they got fucking paralyzed

>>31901221
>drive a black VW Golf
>hate cyclists

My friends still think that's my in the vid.

>>31894796
Psst, anon, you can go slow in high range. It's just like how you normally drive slow. Gentle on the accelerator. Going into low just limits you to 30 mph top speed. And if you have to manually lock your hubs... you gotta get out of said vehicle. Not the best choice in front of a mob.

>>31894690
I laughed pretty fucking hard at this post

>>31894557
Just slowly roll forward at about 5mph, what are they gonna do? You're in a 2 ton hunk of metal on wheels. And if on of them smashes your window or something floor it because you "feared for your life".

>>31894557
>teleport my entire vehicle behind them
>nothing personell

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>>31894820
>not posting the best version
https://youtu.be/1yBd5RY7GRo

>>31903069
That audio is mixed surprisingly well.

>>31903048
>Implying the chimp that breaks my window isn't going to get shot in his smug as fuck face.

>>31897725
Awd isn't considered true 4 wheel drive because true 4 wheel drive evenly splits the torque 50/50 between the front and rear axles. Awd vehicles usually have a 60/40 or 70/30 split between front and rear to improve drive handling. Excellent for roads, ok offroad, not exactly acceptable for serious offroad. Also most Awd vehicles are only part time 4 wheel drive in the interest of fuel economy.

>>31898627
Every gun owner that participated in the hand in, told me they paid them WAY more than the street price for their guns.

It reduced resistance considerably. Basically bribery. Now Muslims are taking over and outbreeding us, I suspect many regret it.

I only started buying guns in 2006.

>>31898056
Based

>>31901273
The force is strong with this one...

>>31899686
Those tires really aren't bad at all. The bumper is all steel. The hood will be fine.

>>31901221
Comedy fucking gold.

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>>31901273
^^^Top quality post. Have a Reagan.

>>31894820

>dat gif

This guy gets it.

>>31898864
>moonman

i bet this guy was listening to slow jazz too. either that or judas priest

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>>31901273
> Mfw best answer.

>>31903178
Different anon.
A new(er) Subaru can send literally 100% of their torque to a single wheel. They don't use differential gears at all, but rather clutches, allowing them to have any wheel or combination of wheels receiving power at any given time.

They started using clutch packs in the very late '90s, so the older ones don't have this feature.

It is only ground clearance and engine power that keeps a subaru from being capable of similar feats of offroad prowess as a 4x4. They are built lighter and have perkier engines which combined with the computer controlled AWD, makes them great for rally racing, but incapable of rock crawling. Because they are lower to the ground, they really need to be on trails or ground which is reasonably flat from side to side.

A 4x4 truck or Jeep doesn't have these limitations, (or advantages, depending on how you would use them.)

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>>31901221
Living the dream.

>>31903738
>>31897725
Forgot to reply to this anon as well.

>>31903750
Sauce on grill.

>>31898669
Hope he didn't get charged for literally dindu nuffin.

>>31899415
I call bullshit. In Aussieland a Ute passes for a truck. Here that's comparable to an El Camino or Ranchero. Cars with pickup bodies. But for a point of reference, a car in America is generally less than 5 feet tall and has 4 wheels. Or about 1.5 meters for everyone else. Suv's and trucks are taller, with nomenclature depending on body style. inb4 are atvs cars? No. Use some common goddamn sense.

>>31900026
Shhhhhh....

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>>31903763
sasha grey

don't rub yourself too raw to all those videos

>>31896917
>They start protesting police brutality, get >arrested by citizens.
Top kek, good thing I always keep a pair of handcuffs in my car.

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>>31903178
Presuming the 4x4 had locking differentials, if it doesn't (and most don't) it will lay the power to the wheel on each axle with the least traction.

Subaru symmetrical awd system will lay power to the wheels with the most traction regardless of axle.

The only limit on the Subaru system is ground clearance and suitable tires for the driving conditions.

>>31901275
Pic looks like an m935 series, that'd have a 8.3 liter cummins engine common to a lot of semi's. But those trucks aren't set up for economy so I'd wager 8-12 mpg at $2-$2.50 a gallon for diesel. Not bad for what is essentially a big rig on offroad roids.

>>31903813
>he thinks he's about to see some high class model stuff of a pure, refined woman

so young, so uncorrupted by this place

>>31894557
Trow teargas at them.

>>31900026
Yep, something like that, but as I said the ones who kept theirs seem to have stayed quiet so they don't get fucked. Since there was no registry I guess they saw it as better to not reveal their power level to the grubbyment

You know murrica, your people are so crazy that they make me want to do things.

How legal is making your car shot pepper gas all around it?

>>31903213
There's no way I could do that desu, handing in guns because you're making a profit when you know you'll never get them or anything comparable back.

>>31903738
>>31903826
I was just stating it as a general rule of thumb. I know certain brands and even certain lines of certain brands have much more capable awd systems than others. I personally prefer a standard 4 wheel drive system for simplicity and robustness but I need that in my line of work. So before we disagree on the best drive system, let's all agree that the most important thing concerning offroadability is driver knowledge and experience. No amount of tech, hardware or tire size is gonna save your dumb ass if you plowed into a tree doing 80.

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>>31894557
I've seen them cause an ambulance (which had it's lights on) to turn around on an interstate and drive the wrong way on an on ramp.
Yet MPDC didn't do shit.
I know some apparatus drivers who say that they have driven through such animals before when responding to a call by just ignoring their presence other than leaning on the air horn.
Even these dumb fucks seem to realize they can't stop a fire apparatus.

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>>31903781
>I call bullshit
>you're lying about what things are called in the country you live in and I know nothing about
I'm not him but another ausfag, but I can tell you that anything short of a semi is called a car, including utes and SUVs, with the possible exception of vans.

Also holy shit I just got triple captcha'd, absolutely fuck off hiroshimoot

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>>31896582

>>31898669
>i will fuck you up
>proceeds to get fucked up
>"WHAT THE FUCK??!?"

lol god damn

>>31904083
I... Well I guess I am the foolish one. For some reason I had the notion Ute's were considered trucks. It's been forever since I dealt with Aussie's so I apologize to the Ausbro's for my stupidity today.

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>>31898920
>you can refill some fire extinguishers with pepper spray juice.
They already make those
https://www.safariland.com/products/less-lethal/oc-aerosols/oc-cs/first-defense-oc-cs-mk-46v-stream-oc-aerosol-1089853.html

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>>31898669
I love it when leftists self-incriminate.

>>31904043
Fag you replied to, and I agree. Irrelevant to me however, as I only joined the game in 2006. I was 17 in 1996, and therefore legally irrelevant. My dad was banned from a license, as he (rightfully imo) promised to shoot his scumbag boss.

>>31904083
I'd call anything under 4.5t GVM a "car". Anything above that may deserve the title "truck", if it's shaped like (or trying to be), a truck.

An over 4.5t bus, is a big bus, not (obviously) a truck.

Optimus Prime is both an anthromorphic Robot, AND a truck. As such, he is measurably better than Jesus.

>>31894557
Legally I suppose sit in my car and film anyone who touches my car for court use if it's damaged.

Personally I'm an /o/tist and love my car to death and if anyone touched it I would probably lose my shit and go out shooting.
I couldn't bare to do any damage to her by running through the crowd, she's too clean.

>>31898669
I love that bitch at the end pretending to have medical training. "checking for a pulse" for a loooooooong ass time on her neck.

>>31894557
>Install an air compressor, air tank, and train horns.
>install incredibly bright off road/scene lights

>>31904245
I suppose you would also never damage and/or disrespect another person's vehicle - which separates you from thise subhumans.

Unless they drove a Hyundai, Tata, Cherry, Great Wall, Lada, or that other Russian trashcan on wheels.

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>>31897081
>>31903069
The absolute fucking madman!

>>31904289
Even some ricer ass civic I wouldn't damage though if it looked like the owner cared about it at all.

>>31904346
>Driving into the parking lot at work.
>Some dipshit backs into me as I am driving by.
>Literally t-boned my car in reverse.
>He was found totally at fault by the insurance, and slinks away when we pass one another at work.
>Called his house to get info settled and his dad started acting like a tough fuck on the phone, but calmness prevails.
Yell at me on the fucking phone because your kid is shit driver...

>>31904204
>tfw born a few months after NFA
My dad didn't get into shooting until ~11 years ago which is when I started too, but he has a few friends who were partially fucked by it. Perhaps those friends still have a few items lying around which may be not allowed :^)

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>>31894820
this is bringing me so much joy

>that takedown at :50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wlf2Km_mY4

>>31898091
>lead the charge
URAAAA

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>activates microwave dish
>Kentucky fried liberals
No one has ever been arrested for broadcasting a radio
>Feel the burn

>>31894796
this
unless it's been monsooning out for weeks 2wd is good enough

>>31894919
>not playing anime OST you have specifically for this case

>>31905460
I remember that Maxim article. Shit that was nearly a couple of decades now