>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into

>>31892999
I have so many questions.

>>31892999
You idiot, why wouldn't you use nuclear bombs for this scenario? The sun hitting the earth would just be a fucking incineration of the planet.

Sun's only like the size of a quarter. How much damage could it do?

>the sun has fallen out of orbit
>Going underground to survive
>In 50 years earth will be habitable again
OP is a retard

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>>31892999
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth.

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>>31892999

Technically the sun is in orbit....

I guess OP means we get sucked into the theoretical black hole in the center of the Milky Way.

I'd not bother bringing a gun, I'd load up on snacks and wait for a white hole to spit the galaxy out.

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>>31892999
>OP's father has fallen out of bed and is going to crash into OP's gaping butthole. Humanity has carefully chosen people to enter an above-ground analogue hut with enough bagged farts and dead jews for the next 50 shoahs until OP is less gay, luckily you were not picked.
>You are allowed to use one firearm on OP and his dad.

Choo-choo-choose wisely /k/...

>>31892999
>Sun
>in orbit
>falling
>crash
What dimension is this?

>>31892999
good ole pasta

>>31893066
Unless we are being thrown out.
Out into the cold, intergalactic gulf.

>implying the peoples of Earth wouldn't band together to create a sun made out of ice and crash it into the sun before it hits earth to mitigate the damage

>>31893109
>implying that's not what the moon is

>>31892999
I love this pasta. It's never not funny.

>>31892999
>using filthy abovegrounder bunker
>not already living in glorious unnaground

>>31892999
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth.

1911, 1 bullet
Nothing is going to survive a solar impact

>>31893196
I know right? It's stale as hell but still so wonderful.

>>31892999
We'll take the Earth and push it somewhere else.

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>>31893077
velocity dispatches weakness

>>31893199
Well, .45 is as good as any to shoot the sun. Its pure power might rectify its orbit.

>>31893197

Mole person detected

>>31892999
>All these posters who have never seen this before
Summer is eternal.

>>31892999
Am I guaranteed fallout blowjob by qts?

>>31893109
>>31893184
Kek'd way too hard

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>>31893404
a whole new generation is born every 3 years on 4chan. old pasta is lost or becomes new again. i, too, am nearing the end of my anon cycle. i browse less... and lessssss.....

>>31893542
what movie is this where stevan seagal shoots the kids?

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>>31892999
I miss these threads

>>31893554
>3
Nah, that part is from Uwe Bolls Postal movie.

Too many newfags can't into the joke

>>31892999
Just build a giant ice sun and drop it into the fire sun

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>>31892999

>implying /k/ can't shoot the sun back into orbit
We have enough nuggets

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>>31893868

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>>31892999
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit

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>>31892999
>this entire post

>>31893554
The kids getting shot is from the Postal movie. Stegal part is an edit.

>>31892999
Since we're going with such a retarded premise, I'll just take my magic gun that shoots portals to other worlds and nope on outta there with everyone else.

>>31892999
I would bring a flame thrower to help heat up the earth and to help create a new atmosphere OP because when the sun bounces off the upper atmosphere it will suck it with it as it enters a new orbit. So we are going to need to burn carbon to create a new atmosphere around the planet and my flame thrower will help with that.

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>>31893077
Muh Mossman five-hun'ert.

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>>31894061

>>31894061
top kek good idea

>>31892999
>sun
>orbit
>crash into earth
>implying anything from earth will be left
OP what the fuck are you doing?

>>31893035

Considering the Earth is flat? It'd punch a hole clean through and everything would be sucked out in a giant whirlpool.

>moon monsters
>obvious choice is a heritage rough rider.

>>31893036
>>31893049
>>31893059
>>31893081
>hi im anon and im a lame faggot
this is why youre >tfwnogf

>>31894516
Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood.

>>31893387
No you have to use a .22

It'll bounce around inside the sun until there's nothing left of the sun.

>>31892999
This has to be the least plausible survival scenario ever made

>>31894416
Nah. Great A'Tuin will eat the sun, then shit it out into its rightful orbit again. Stop being so alarmist.

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>>31892999

>>31892999
Is this /sci/ bait modified for /k/ or something?

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>>31892999
Are you real anon?

>>31892999
>>The Sun has fallen out of orbit

>>31892999
>999
I bring my AR pistol because it's fun to oper8 around the house with
Then I spend 50 years running around the bunker pretend clearing it over and over
eventually everyone is used to me running around with the rifle and on day 18249 I do my final clearing and kill everyone, no one thought I would do it but I did
Then I emerge from the bunker into the void of space and suffocate

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>>31893077
I want to dive into that cleavage.

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>>31892999
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth.
> next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again,

Are you retarded?

>>31892999
id take a fine cigar and a bottle of scotch. along with any 9mm handgun. because nobody, notba fucking thing would survive the sun crashing into the earth you fucking dipshit

Im going to assume that most of you are meeming, but the Earth orbits the Sun. The sun is so much larger than the earth that I'm not sure how to accurately describe it in non scientific terms, but the earth to sun ratio is kinda like an ant running laps around op's mom.

TL;DR
the sun is huge, the earth orbits the sun, stay in school.

This is the stupidest thing I have ever read!

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>>31896125
>we have to go bigger

>>31892999
This is a meme I haven't seen in a long time...

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>>31892999
>What the fuck kind of scenario is this? Also I'm bringing a 1911.

>>31898006
Go to the gym, Steven

>>31892999
If this isn't bait, then I don't know what is.

Holy shit OP
just...holy shit

i havent kekd like this in a while

>>31892999
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
nigger what

>>31892999
I remember this thread already motherfucker. Suprised no one else does

This is easily the 3,000th time this thread has been made

>>31898157
are we getting better at it?

>>31893033

Go away new fag

>>31892999
>The sun, a giant ball of superheated plasma crashes into earth
>Shelters doing any good
Nigga the fuck you been smokin?

If the sun collisioned into earth it would engulf it and destroy it. Hiding underground isn't going to do shit

>>31898170
Exceeding good at it, I must say.

In this scenario I would want an electric magnetic coil gun, because I could operate it with the solar power which would be abundant.

>>31892999
You needed only six words to show us that you are stupid and uneducated. That was very concise.

I'd bring 10 Brock Lesnars, he could punch the Sun back.

Checkmate atheists

>>31892999
>>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
>>You are allowed to bring one firearm with you.
>Choose wisely /k/...

>the Sun is the size of a quarter
>Its a lava Sun
>Get a top scientists at Ruger to design a Colt 1911 chambered in .75 ICESUN
>stopping power
>Ice is lavas elemental weakness
>7 bullets is all you need

>>31892999
>the sun has fallen out of orbit and it going to crash into the Earth
At what rate of speed?

This thread proves that /k/ has been infested by newfag underage millenials.

Jesus fuck the proof is right here.

>>31899023
The lines between /k/ and /b/ are indistinguishable, in this instance.

>has 4chan's server fucked up, misplacing whole threads into the wrong board?

>>31899023
I really wish our mod could get away with just banning anyone who doesn't get this post. Honestly I'd expect a 100% increase in board quality.

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>>31893077
This is the best post on 4chan right now.

Also checkd.

This is my favorite post of the last few months. Top tier

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>>31892999
>he Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth
Does this happen during the day or at night, because a hot or cold sun will make a big difference when it impacts.

>>31894907
McLovin pls go

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>>31892999
> the sun has fallen out of orbit
> the sun
> falling out of orbit
> crashes into earth

I dont even anymore.

>>31892999
Trips checked

I would bring a meat cleaver because I'm going to need to eat a lot of people if I'm gonna survive until the world is habitable again

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>>31892999
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth.
>The Sun
>fallen out of orbit

>>31893077
What is she like a 482" quintuple H cup?

To salvage this thread;

It's the year 1999, and you are a person that thinks the Y2K event will launch all nuclear missiles.
You want to pick 50 people to survive with you in your bunker and to restore humanity. Who do you pick?

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>fallen out of orbit

THIS IS WHY YOU BEAT YOUR SONS. Otherwise they turn into the OP.

1911. One shot at the sun and it'll implode. That's the powah of stoppan powah.

>>31892999

what a waste of trips

>>31899023
I bet you think there is a harder metal than diamond too don't you?

>>31899023
>millennials inhabit a website created by one
Shocking revelation.

>>31892999
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth
>the sun is CRASHING into the earth
>the sun is
>habitable again
are you retarded?

>>31893868
does some one have a sun made of tea or hot coco?

Ten trillion lions

>>31901002
>doesn't know that the sun revolves around the earth
Retard

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>>31893868

>>31892999
>sun has fallen out of orbit
you fucked up before you even began

The earth is boned any ways at that point. I'm joining the looting and mayhem

>>31893077
Back problems would be an understatement.

>>31902180

damn man idk that is a LOOOOT of birds

>>31892999
In this moment, I am euphoric.

Jk, I know this is pasta. But unless I'm wrong there's a theory of their being a super massive black hole at the center of the galaxy. Why our galaxy is centrifugal, stars orbit it.

I'm just saying the Sun does orbit something, and could one day fall out of orbit, hypothetically. I still.dont think laws of gravity would allow it to hit Earth, Wed continue to orbit the sun due to mass and distance from the epicenter, the center of the galaxy.

Fuck your firearm, I just choose 1 trillion lions and save the earth from the sun

>>31902180
That's probably enough birds to make another sun with that much mass. Imagine it, a sun born from the collective mass of Bald Eagles, freedom would never go out.

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>>31902404
I know a googol is signicantly more but someone in an IRC channel I was in added up the mass of ten trillion lions and it was less than earth's atmosphere IIRC

>>31892999
We picked a small few to die semi comfortably.

>>31893033
Lurk more you newfag piece of trash, you aren't even worthy of me posting my rare peepees to mock you

>>31892999
The most dumbfuck scenario written by a dumbfuck I have ever seen.

>>31903165
>The most newfag post written by a newfag I have ever seen

>>31899023
>>31899081
>>31899322
Newfag is not someone new. It's someone from Newgrounds, and it hasn't been used correctly in almost a decade. You are all new fags, not newfags.

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>>31892999
OP congratulations on creating the single dumbest most impossible scenario I have ever read on /k/. now go post this in /sci/ and see what happens

this thread made it pretty obvious that /k/ is infested with reddit transplants.

>>31903829
You're not kidding. It's a bunch of noguns and people who only come here to steal our memes and shitpost.

>>31893086
Thank God, thought I was the only one to recognize it

>>31892999
wat.
Also, trips dont lie.

I want reddit to leave

>>31893033
>implying the sun isn't a Nuclear bomb

>>31902180
>10 x 10^100 birds
>10 x 10^81 atoms in the universe
The birds, thanks

>>31893077
I would drop a satan 2 nuke like the star wars when they do the proton tirpedo thung in the death star

But am affraid the nuke would be invain

>>31893033
>>31893036
>>31893081
>>31893199
Have you idiots ever seen the sun?

Go outside and look at it sometime - it's tiny. Sure, it would cause a lot of trouble if it crashed into the earth but it's not the doomsday scenario everyone's making it out to be.

>>31893077
What's an analogue hut?

>>31893077
>quintuple H cup
Nah, that's not how cup sizes work. She'd be way past Z cups ar the very least!

>>31904131
it's more like a multiple stage thermonuclear reactor

>>31892999
>the sun
>orbiting earth
>2016

>>31902404
>>31902413
A googol of bald eagles is like 2^80 kg, the sun is like 10^30 kg. Those bald eagles would make a sun that would give out sun serious feelings of inadequacy.

>>31908084
>Newfag thinks clever
>Eats pasta
>2016

ITT newfags

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>pic related
I hope the sun brings down satanspawns and witches.
I mean the thing is bascially hell. Big and hot right? My kids are gonna have a field day with those heathens when the bunker inquisition finally gets out to the surface again.
I'm not really sure what "Nuclear" means though. sounds real scienc-y. You might want to stop using that word around the bunker inquisition lads when we're down there.

>>31908117
Pretty sure a bald eagle isn't 2*10^-20 kg