I am Orange Tank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqFheGy-RmQ

>2008 was 30 years ago

wew

>>31891732
Thats look sexy as fuck.

"Yeh, up-graydid muh mobility scooter into a tank and rebarrelled the turret to .30-06 so I can hunt durr."

>>31896027
Alternatively, it's NERF or nuthin

PATRIOTIC NETHERLANDS SONGS ITT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFtLONl4cNc

>>31891732
Orange Star Army upgraded I see.

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>>31896040
Does it fire Nerf Vortex footballs? Are the whistling ones used to demoralize the enemy?

Look like the Duke boys have finally had enough of Boss Hogg's shit.

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>>31897119

suck my damn cock

>>31896091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjER3EX948w
ok

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>>31891732

SELECT YOUR TONK

>>31898668
Green Earth looks coolest, Yellow Comet a nip shit.

>>31899306
But you gotta admit, they did the GLORIOUS NIPPON STEEL meme good.

Personally im a qual over quantity guy, also helps that it reduces micromanagement

>>31891748
>Not available
Why

>>31899439
Are you from Germany? There's music in the video.

>>31899445
Nop Canada

>>31891732

>orange tank

so i got a new nerf gun today

>>31897366
Nerf football:
>about 5oz
>0.3125lbs

Regular abrams kinetic penetrator:
>20lb projectile
>5170 fps

All things being equal:
>nerf football goes 330,880 fps
>aka Mach 294

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>>31900050
sounds pretty good to me

>>31900050
>nerf football goes 330,880 fps
>aka Mach 294

humor me and say the football stayed intact, could a human survive being hit by this? we're still talking a wide foam object

i just want to see a dude get drilled by a nerf football going mach 294

>>31899306

Plus, the upside of playing Kanbei is that you get to watch your shitty little biplanes wreck every aircraft in the game (unless they're commanded by Eagle).

>>31900119

They would most certainly die

>>31900119
it would be extremely painful

>>31900119
It wouldn't even be interesting to watch. They would just... Poof. Into a greasy cloud, with maybe a few larger pieces intact. Head, feet, etc.

>>31900145
You're a pretty big lad

>>31900119
You're looking at ~1/4 ton of TNT equivalent energy, I'd imagine that would kill someone pretty easily

>>31899430
>>31900129
>Kanebi
Gotta go with Grit.

>>31901335
>Dat range
Makes a good point, whats the point of good steel if you cant teleport behind someone to use it. Never got the hang of usig him personally, arty is expensive, weak def, and the ais never fall for my master plans

>>31900050
Shit like this is why i stick around /k/. Anyone remember when we calculated how hard you'd have to sling a walrus to penetrate a tank?

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>>31891732
Im sure the entire crew is wearing their PT belts too

>>31891732
Is that the YMCA theme?

>>31900172
for you

>>31898668
That's some Advance Wars looking shit.

>>31900119
The ballistic coefficients are the same so yes it would tear you apart

with your numbers:

Kinetic energy of abrams projectile = 11.26MJ
Velocity of nerfball @ 0.3125lbs and 11.26MJ = 12606.5 m/s or 41359.9 fps
aka Mach 37

>>31900119
We could give it a try. Just make a canister that houses the Nerf Vortex that breaks away after leaving the barrel.
I really want to hear the banshee wail that a Vortex Howler would produce traveling 330k fps.

>>31898668
Red Army, Best Army

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>>31901450
>I become PT belt

>>31900119

I know you said humor me, but just saying for the fun of it: The football itself would disintegrate almost instantly anywhere near ground level atmosphere. If you were standing at least a hundred meters away, you probably wouldn't even be hit by the debris.

If you did it in a vacuum or something, it would be like a railgun hitting something - Everything involved would just explode like a bomb.

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>>31897119

>>31901398
WELL CONGRATULATIONS. YOU GOT YOUR MAIN BASE CAUGHT.

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post tanks of color

>>31901398
If fog of war is on I can mop up like no other with Grit. If it's not on it just takes a bit longer.