EMP

>>31891215
Run out and try to catch a falling helicopter with your face.

http://www.empcommission.org/docs/empc_exec_rpt.pdf

The first time I found this pdf was on a .gov website.

>>31891215
On this account, anyone know where I can buy a nuclear warhead in the 350 kt range, preferably with a land based distribution platform with at least theater range? I only need one.

>>31891241
i need instructions to build one i already know about what it would do

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>>31891215
I have a couple. How small?
Can't you just wait until Hillary gets elected? Russia will probably hit us with a pre-emptive one to take her mind off of starting a war with them.

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>>31891215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XbLz0L6UdI

Slav EMP Cannon.

>>31891280
You gonna need to go to the black market for that one

>>31891280
Kazakhstan. About 3 truckloads of pure opium.

>>31891305
i want about 200ft radius around me

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>>31891215

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>>31891215
You'll need to go big,then.

>>31891322
kazahs export opium lel

for this kind of purchases you need gold/diamonds or some gut shit involving loopholes and master skill in jewing(or ,Goldenberg on your side)

>>31891215
protip: tor
protip2: north korea might be willing to sell some shit
protip3:vory
protip4: ilike roleplaying

>>31891280

Yeah, I've got one for you however, due to distributor requirements I can only sell them in multipacks. So you gotta buy the whole MIRV, sucks I know, but rules are rules.

So you might have to stretch your budget.

>>31891221
EMP, not EMT

>>31891305
>preemptively hit the us with a WMD
>to "take her mind off starting a war with them"

That has to be the worst fucking idea ever.

>"Oh boy, they just hit us with a strike, BETTER DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN REPRISAL"

t. nobody ever.

>>31891357
Whats this from

>>31891371
Well problem is, I really only need one. Tell you what, I'll ask around maybe someone wants to share.

>>31891322
I don't have no opium, but I do have excellent Fut and Furry collection, let me know if you are interested.

>>31891280
Where you planning on detonating this shit

>>31891410

We're all about customer service here, so let me talk to my supervisor. We've got small range of variable yield warheads. They're technically not in stock any more, so they won't show up in the catalog, but I'll see what I can do.

>>31891215
Get a nuke

Put it above the Ionosphere

Detonate

That simple you fucking retard who can't google god i hate you so much fucking jackass shitting up the board with this shit god damn fucking kys

>>31891382
You assume that it could be laid at Russia's feet. They may already have something tucked away in some of their satellites. They may borrow a Nork trawler. It doesn't have to come from them in an obvious way.
>>31891387
>Popular Mechanics visible right on the page...
>>31891410
I don't know...I kind of had my heart set on some opium...

Actually Op, I do, I've build several. What do you want in your "EMP" do you want a radiated burst of multi-spectrum energy, do you want a concentrated "EMP" rifle, do you want a handheld jamming device?

>>31891429
Antarctica, the company I work for has a research facility there, and apparently they have some sort of pest control problem they asked me to take care of.

>>31891499
Thanks, thats rather nice of you. Dial a yield is perfectly fine.

>>31891533
I can throw in a bag of oxys, if that helps.

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>>31891837
Oxys,ayy?

>>31891822
Id like something small i can carry with me

>>31892356
You might want a tactical rucksack nuke then? I find them to be very practical for Mexican standoffs.

>>31892488
Keep in mind that a deadman detonator is almost mandatory in Mexican standoffs.
Having one hand constantly in use isn't as effective as others like constant delay or bio-link the switch to activate after a death, but I find that each circumstance demands its own unique style of deadman switch.

>>31892613
Good point, last time I jungle rigged a switch from cardboard, an old coil spring and parts from my old ladies dildo, but I think I should dish out the dosh and get something well engineered.
What does a good deadman switch cost me?

>>31892696
That is entirely dependent upon what kind of switch YOU want.

>>31892825
Plain simple handheld device, nothing fancy. I like solid 50's designs and cyrillic inscriptions if that is any help.
>yeah, I'm bit of a fudd

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>>31891215
Are we nuclear physicists now ?

>>31892930
Probably no more than $50, but the main thing is wired versus wireless.

Wired can be done more easily, but the wire can be cut. Wireless is more tamper resistant but any jammer can be used to prevent it from releasing. Obviously wired is cheaper.

>>31891822
>Antarctica, the company I work for has a research facility there, and apparently they have some sort of pest control problem they asked me to take care of.
Fuck you. Shoggoths are an endangered species.

>fork
>plug

>>31891378
ohohohoho that was pretty good

If you want to disrupt electronic equipment build a Tesla coil, as big as you can and run it in your house

>>31891659
Lets say I have the party van parked outside my door and need to fry their coms and surveillance equipment. what would you recommend?

>>31891310
I'd fuck that dude with the long hair, in the ass.

>>31891282
If you can't figure it out by yourself, you're not qualified to build one. They're fuckoff easy.

>>31895442
Knock on their van door and politely ask to be left alone?

question for you all


is it true is i wrap my phone in aluminum foil before an emp the phone would still be alright?