Why the FUCK don't you own a clubbing instrument /k/?

>>31888701
I do tho. I own a rifle stock club.

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>>31888701
>own a clubbing instrument

I do

>>31888701
>tactical railed club
Boi am i laffin

I hace my trusty sturdy stick, it saved my life several times

>>31888701
please put a scope and foregrip

>>31888701
>Zombie tactical baseball bat.
Yes please?

>>31888776
This and maybe a flashlight

>>31888776
Finally. A use for those cheap chinese knock off sights

>>31888701
>not attaching a bipod

>>31888712
underrated

>>31888776
And a grenade launcher.

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>>31888826

>>31888701
Because I have a sword.

>>31888701
Why do you NEED a high capacity assault bat?

It even has a shoulder thing that goes up

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1. Acquire Kanabo
2. Beat some motherfuckers down.

that's probably the only good use for those UTG rails

>>31890148
I just looked this weapon up, being a big fan of martial arts weapons, I thought it would be up my alley.

Over two hundred dollars for that piece of wood.

Is it worth it, bros?

Would I be better off crafting my own in my basement shop?

>>31890228
>a stick with rivets in it
Just make your own, with bolts, adds a few sharp corners on the way.

>>31890238
I could probably do up one pretty nice.
Probably would do a ribbed handle.

Think oak would be the best wood for this project?

If I can get a plan together, I might make it a little weekend activity.

Hell, what do you think the real market is? If those guys sell them for two hundred, I could probably sell for 150. I don't know what the demand for these kinds of weapons are, though.

>>31890286
You'd probably want a rubber-wrapped handle to give a comfortable grip and ease the shocks to your wrists, oak is goid for this sort of thing.
Selling- if these zeebs are selling for that price, you can too. Have fun!

>>31888825
>not mounting them on your pool que

>>31890348
A rubber handle would be ideal, but I don't know if I have the shit to pull that off.

Maybe I drill a hole or two through and do a paracord wrap real tight.

I just wonder how many people want something like that.

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Mace, bronze head and oak shaft, in the style of the 12th-13th century.

>>31888701
I have a golf club by my bed, does that count?

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>>31888701
I do, and it doubles as a cane, so I can take it literally anywhere.

>>31890071
lol'd

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>>31890396
>>31890417
>Not making your own sheleighleigh

>>31888701
Illegal in my state

>>31890473
I made a couple of those for my girlfriend's father when he had knee surgery a few years back.

Went to visit her family a few weeks back and he keeps them by his bed. Warmed my heart.

>>31890286
>A ribbed handle
>For your pleasure

>>31890525
You know it, big boy.

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>>31888701
Halberd and Club in one

>>31890483
What no funs state do you live in?

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>>31888701

I do, when it runs out of boolit that is

>>31890566
Nice

>>31890148
Every ring cut into that handle is just another weak point, welcome to snap city. 2/10 barely a wall hanger, only legally a weapon.

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>>31888701
It worked for Andy Serkis

>>31888720
Those ridges probably tear up tissue like a motherfucker tho

>>31888701
I have a pinch point crowbar.

>>31888701
BTW you can buy those bats here:
http://primalconcepts.net/

>>31888701
>>31888820
>>31888825
>Not a scope for long range bludgeoning.

>>31888701
I do though, I have a nugget.
It shoots, it stabs, and it clubs.

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>railmount shotgun on a club

>>31890473
There's a /k/ommando around here somewhere tha makes and sells thesel. I can add a link to his page if anyone is interested

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>>31888701
But I do own one.

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>>31890417
>>31890473
Also checking in with a sheleighleigh

>tfw weeb and want to make a kanabo now

surely it isn't that hard

it seems like the hardest part would be having a design where you could hit shit with it and the rivets/studs don't fall out

>>31888701
I have a gun

>>31888712
Kek'd

>>31890978
They can also be made of iron.

>>31890978
JB Weld exists.

>>31891000
>>31890995

I have access to a nice shop but I have basically zero experience with tools or anything like that so I'd just be a weeb loser dicking around with shit I don't know about.

>inb4 ask for help


>what are you doing anon?
>oh I'm crafting this ancient japanese instrument of war used by the samurai

>>31890880
What is the point of this?

>>31891020
>Implying they wouldn't find it dope as fuck and ask to help you

>>31891061
This, honestly.
I can't speak for everyone, but I love seeing a unique project coming through and working on it, offering help.

>>31891050
You can attach chain to it?
Fuck I don't know, I was bored.

>>31891050
Focuses the energy of impact into several small points instead of spreading it all around

Pointless if said points are dull and not sharp

>>31890678
I never realized that was him in that movie.

>>31891081
Seems, I don't know, bad.
I just don't get it, maybe.

Did you attach a chain?

>>31891102
The eye bolts could be sharpened.

>>31891110
No, it's just sitting by my bed now, work in progress.

>>31891050
there is no point to that...

>>31891112
Yes or have the loops broken off

As it stands though....

>>31891102
I get that concept of it, sure.
It just looks off.

I really think just going with a bat would be better.

Say, while I got everyone here, I'm curious about nail bats. Do you just nail a long one all the way through the bat, or is there a different technique? More importantly, does this compromise the wood on impact?

Is just a bat/club unencumbered by add-ons, more effective and does it hold up better over time?

>>31891137
As I said, I was bored, had the stuff around me and had a silly idea, so I make it a real thing.
Not a great real thing, but it is still a thing.

It was my first attempt at it...

>>31890978
>buy nice hardwood octagonal shaft
>buy heavy furniture tacks like you'd see holding leather onto old chairs
>loctite the fuck out of inside of tacks and hammer down

bam, you're the oni slayer now

>>31891176
I'm not trying to bust your balls, friend.
I was just trying to understand your thought process a little when you set out to create that thing.

>>31891164
Two ways of making spike bat, the one you said concerning nailing an extra long one through, or the retarded way of pushing normal nails through a piece of duct tape through the adhesive side and wrapping it around the bat, makes it easier to replace busted nails though.

Whatever you're striking, the nails will probably be too long to reach through to the bat to do any damage, but using the drill method might compromise it's integrity, make it more brittle if there's too many.

Honestly though nail bats aren't that effective of weapons, they can be devastating sure but will more than likely get stuck in whatever you're hitting, and will definitely snag on everything, not to mention be likely to hit you back.

A regular aluminum bat will suit you just fine.

>>31891192
>See bat on clearance for 10 bucks.
>Lightbulb.
>Get bolts, check size, know I have a bit that fits this.
>Go home, drill, fill holes with epoxy, screw in eyebolts.
>Feel like I accomplished something.
>Fap, drink, and cry a little.

>>31891210
Thanks, anon, that answered pretty much every question I had.

I do feel, that despite the extra weight, wood is better. I've seen a lot more aluminum bats warp than I've seen treated wooden ones break.

They're both solid clubbing options, of course.

I'm still sort of considering trying to craft a kanabo over the weekend for fun.

>>31891211
Sounds like a great day, honestly.

>>31888701

>not mounting strobe lights and lasers to the rails to permanently damage the eyes of your enemy

>>31891211
Rope was on clearance that day as well anon.

>>31891244
Kanabo's work great since they're studded instead of spiked, spikes you should avoid at all costs, getting a melee weapon stuck in a target is the last thing you want.

>>31888701
You need some rail mount bayos, anon. I have to say, the railed club is a cool idea and needs to be in a comic or some shit.

>>31891276
I know, I bought two rolls.

And then planted some more stakes in my yard and secured one of my trees because fuck you wind.
You aint gonna break a branch on my baby.

>>31891341
True that, wouldn't want the wind to knock down your noose stand.

That would be horrible.

>>31891381
I know right?
Then the niggers would escape!

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>>31891189
Wouldn't furniture tacks get bent or deformed while being hit?


Something like this seems like it would work but idk how long/short the actual thing I would use as a stud would be, or what the spacing should be like that I don't weaken the wood with the studs.

>>31891389
Epoxy might be able to get into the wood and sturdy it up.

>>31891409
I just don't know jack shit about woodwork, or anything that would be useful to build it really.


Like I watched a video and a guy made one from a 2x2 and some bolts he just screwed into it and it seemed pretty sturdy when he was hitting watermelons with it, but idk how that would translate to hitting a person or at the very least something a bit harder than a melon.

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I do. Made a chain-wrapped bat. The chain added quite a bit of weight, but she swings nicely.

>>31891440
He was quenching it in the blood of his enemies primary food.

>>31891446
What'd you name her, hoss?

>>31891381
Why the salt?

>>31890711
>125 burger bucks for a 30 dollar and 10 bucks worth of hardware
Nah fan you can miss me with that

>>31891476
No, Wendy. Hoss is a terrible name for a girl

>>31891545
I was calling you hoss.
Wendy is lovely, though.

>>31890711
nice try le viral marketing merchant from the holy land.

Just buy a bat and play ball until you need it.

>>31891164
>>31891210
I hate to be an edgelord and I don't even really watch the show, but I feel like the barb-wire rapping on Neagan's bat in the Walking Dead might be a good idea. Sturdy, tight, easy to replace, extra damage, still get the strength of the bat, and literally don't have to nail anything down or anything. Seems like a pure upgrade.

>>31890286
Oak is great, Hickory is better.

>>31891313
>Rail mount sharpened bayos

OH SHIT THAT SOUNDS GOOD

Like a bladed mace. Get the strength and cut of the blades, get the force of the bat and some of the texture of the rails, and then if you need, you can stab with the tip. Genius.

Spikes should be staggered or alternated so as not to weaken the bat.

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>>31890566
>filename

Nice.

>>31891600
I don't watch the show, really, but like to keep up with my pop culture so I don't look like a retard in social settings, but I thought he had a chain bat.

I agree with you, though. It seems like a pure upgrade, I can't see any downsides off the cuff.

>>31891614
Thank you for the input there. I'm definitely in between those two. I think it'd be a good little cheap weekend project.

I just want to make one and smash some shit.

Probably wouldn't hurt to have around the house anyway.

>>31891600
If you're trying to find something that won't get entangled on your targets, isn't barbed wire one of the very last things you should pick? Near glue, giant velcro, and fish hooks?

>>31891614
was just going to post that

>>31891480
>No response.
Typical of cowards.

>>31888701
Because I own a sword.

>>31890637
Sexy asf favorite gun

>>31891614
What about ash or cedar, I want something to smell nice while I beat them to death

>>31891676
>Cedar.
>Even they comment on the fragrant smell as you break their arms.

>>31891639
Yeah, same thing for me. I'm pretty sure it's barbed wire, both in the comics and show. Hell, maybe wrap it through some chain for extra fuckery.

>>31891654
Nah, I wouldn't think so. People get tangled into barbed wire, barbed wire doesn't tangle into them. Wrapped taught around a solid object, I can't imagine it'd get stuck.

>>31890932
>tfw the only vendor that still sells all-metal PR-24's won't ship to canada

>>31891686
Hell, you're probably right.

All the same, barbed wire sounds great. Your point on it being taut enough I think holds up and would be more damaging to the recipient than to you.

Even if it does tangle in them, that's still more their problem if it comes off. You still have the bat.

>>31890228
you could do a better job (and more reliable) by simply imitating OP's pic. if you don't like pine you could start with a piece of hardwood and just carve it out on your own.

>>31891683
>be me
>getting beaten in alley
>at least the bat smells lovely
>smell of bat covers up the fact I pissed and shit my pants the second it cracked my ribs
Today was a good day

>>31891728
I was planning on carving down a nice piece of wood. Probably putting some studs in it, see what works.

I'm not expecting to strike oil on the first go, but if is an easy enough process (which I think it ought to be), and I have enough fun doing it, I might try to hone it in.

The ones in the OP look a little hokey, imho.

>>31888712
Fuck man. I'm working with kids right now. Had to hold back a laugh.

Messy, needs strength.

Technically in modern urban condition the best you can do is own a knife or brass knuckles - both extremely deadly instruments almost guaranteed to cause death or serious bodily harm in impact, with the knife being the obviously more deadly. With knuckles though, you will incapacitate or kill the opponent if scoring a hit on their head.

A bat is thoroughly impractical and cumbersome to use.

All that is of course assuming you are willing and determined to use a weapon like this, which very few people are. Its much, much easier to kill with a gun than with a melee weapon such as a knife. Its simple psychology.

I know /k/ holds itself to be a board of cold blooded ruthless alpha males but statistically even as many as 2/3 of you are likely to freeze up in a situation that calls for a use of weapon if its your first time.

>>31890286
Osage orange for best results.
Stuff is a bitch to cut and will burn your blades if you aren't careful though.

>>31891896
>/k/ - Weapons Grade Autism

Fun things are fun, you fucking sperg.

>>31891903
I haven't worked with that wood.
Sounds like a bitch, too.

>>31890286
Hickory if you can find it. Ash would be good for balance but also fragile

>>31891752
It should be noted that while hardwoods are an excellent way to create a damn good club/mace one does not actually want a wood that is too hard (honest, it's possible).

I watched a few videos of people testing Bokkens (wooden swords) made out of hardwoods. surprisingly while they were definitely heavy (great for strength training), the added hardness actually made them more brittle than the standard oak blades.

>>31891941
I work with it on occasion. If you live in the country it's the trees that mainly populate the rows separating fields. Shit is knotty as all hell, but because of this it's a very hard wood.
Contact a farmer or something and you might be able to get some for free. I really just suggest any kind of dense wood. Honduran Rosewood is also fun for stuff like this because it's very hard and also dense (while adding the weight of the wood itself into the swing). Adding metal studs or hollowing the center and filling with lead could result in a super heavy and dense tire thumper.
Or at least that's my drunken mind playing with ideas.

>>31888776
>four tactical ballsacks

I do its called 2 rolls of pennies in a long sock. less clubbing more flogging

>>31892317
I live up in Boston, but have access to some really great wood.

I own a Maglite. Does that count as a club?

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>>31891446

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>>31888701
but i do

>>31891020
i think the best way would be to machine the rivets custom. id say a pretty long, cone shaped, large and well spaced blades on the screw. that would really get those fuckers in there to stay. may be a better design to acheive that i dont know, such as setting some sort of fittings into the wood. also use some hard as fuck hardwood.

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>>31890685
This.

The top and middle bats are actually very effective designs.

-Wooden bats are solid instead of hollow, so they weigh more than aluminum ones most of the time, and are more likely to transfer kinetic force into the target on impact rather than bounce back. Bonus points if the core is drilled out near the end and filled with sand or something.

- The tac rails both protect the shaft of the bat, keeping it from splintering or cracking on impact, as well as providing acute points of impact on the corners/edges, and friction for the bat to "stick" more on a hit than if it were smooth, but not so pointy that it will get stuck in/on a target (like spikes or nails would) instead of simply gripping on the hit and being easily retrieved

-The paracord wraps are done better on the top two bats as well, with raised spiral ridges to ensure well-spaced and static finger holds

Overall, these are great self-defense tools, easily 8/10, would bring with me in a SHTF setting.

I know, spikes make a bat more deadly, but they have to be LONG spikes to do any real damage, and the longer/thinner the spikes, the more they get stuck in a target and make the bat hard to retrieve after a swing, so you better hope your one good swing killed your target or you're fucked.

Considering that, the only way I would improve those two tac-rail bat designs is by fixing a long spike/blade into the tip of the bat so that you can also stab with it if push comes to kill.

>take aluminum bat
>drill small hole in bottom
>fill with some sand
>repair hole
Congratulations you now have a deadblow bat! it will fuck shit up

>>31888701
I have a shot out 18" ar barrel I keep by my bed.

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What about my club?

>>31888701
No baby seals where I live

>>31893534
>all those screws in that shitty wood
Lots of weak points anon

>>31891545
>>31891564
Don't call me Surely.

>>31893413
Fill all the way or part way?

>>31893534
What kind of retard thinks this is a good clu-
>That pin.
Explains it.

>>31893590
you don't want it filled all the way
the goal here is to have enough to add weight and slam forward when you impact something

>>31893590
Part way, so when the sand goes bad you can replace it.

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Have any komrades tried attaching a chainsaw chain to a bat?

>>31893578

I found almost all of the stuff in a trailer a bunch of dindus moved out of. So it was mostly free.

(If I was going to get a legit club club, I'd get the Cold Steel Gunstock club)

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>>31893600
Sand goes bad? Do you use wet sand or something?
>>31893597
Would this be better than a dead blow?
>pic related

>>31893605
this is close.
>>31893534

>>31893614
clubs are easy enough to make, you don't need to buy one, though you will get guaranteed quality.
I suggest using a short pipe, get actual grip tape like the kind you put on bat handles, if you want some comfort and impact dampening use a small amount of reasonably thick foam under the tape, though be sure to wrap the tape all the way from under the foam to above it so the foam isn't free floating, otherwise it will fly out of your hands.

>>31893669
Eh I might make one eventually but right now I don't really need one.

>>31893633
yes that would perform better than the deadblow bat, the bolts would concentrate the impact energy into a smaller area making it easier to say, crush skulls. That metal also looks like steel rather than aluminum, though that may be paint, if it is steel then it will be heavier but also more durable

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What's more American than a baseball bat?

This.

Reminder: If you want to put spikes on a heavy melee weapon make them blunt, if you put it on a light melee weapon make them sharp

>>31893712

Yeah, if I was going to get a club it'd be a gunstock. The bastards got power behind it

>>31893662
How much cutting would bike chain have though?

>>31893712
This

Blades/clubs angled forward like this generate a shitton of striking power

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>>31890228
>be me
>find source of OP's pic
>mfw I have a mighty need for weeb weapons
fug

>>31893760
not alot

>>31893690
I'm looking to mod my aluminum bat, which method should I use?

>>31890412
open faced club sand wedge
to your face

>>31893413
How about some lead shot instead of sand?

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>putting all that extra shit on a bat

Why? Do you want it to get it caught/snagged on clothes or other fabric? Do you want to tilt the weight of a designed made for forceful swinging? I know from first hand experience a bat is already good enough.

>playing in bear league baseball 12 years ago
>purse is 4,000 dollars
>i'm batting
>ball comes in
>chop it
>catcher and pitcher scramble for it
>guy on third makes it home
>guy on second makes it to third
>i knock over the first baseman standing directly on the line 10 feet out from first base
>everyone fucking cheers
>i'm standing on first feeling like a badass
>i feel the worst pain i've ever felt in my life all over my right side
>all breath leaves my body
>i barf
>i start to stagger
>i'm unconscious before i hit the ground
>wake up in hospital with a broken humerus, cracked scapula, 1 broken rib, 1 cracked rib, a punctured lung, broken blood vestals in one eye, 4 vertebrae that moved accumulative total of 1 and 1/4 inch

Drunk guy from dugout came onto the field and out to first where I stood. He hit me full swing with a bat right below the shoulder.

Bats don't need anything else on them.

>>31893781
honestly you could go with both, though now that I actually think about it I'm not sure how you'd get those bolts nutted without destroying the integrity of the bat

>>31893791
I don't see why not

What'd be the best way to add something sharp to the end of a bat, for thrusting?

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>>31893778
I like weapons, I like making things.
Seemed pretty linear to me.

>>31893802
What was his motivation?

>>31893802
well bats by design are meant to hit a free floating object moving at you at high speeds, while they do more than enough damage on their own adding weight to the top of a bat will make it impact harder when swung, also you want to minimize the impact area if you are going to be hitting someone in the head, it will crack the skull and then the bat will do the rest. (Note: aluminum bats almost need to be weighted because of how light they are)

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>>31893852
He was drunk. I just knocked over his teammate. I essentially guaranteed our win.

Motivation enough for some.

>>31893802
Holy fuck that must have been a sight to see.

>>31893865
Well, he sounds like a real heel.
A no good sore loser.

Did you heal up alright? Sounds like a real nasty ordeal.

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No one mentions the bar mace.

>>31893804
What if I melted brass, drilled a hole in the bottom, and poured it in?

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>>31893712
is it you anon

>>31893802
He must have been a big guy

>>31893824
you want like a spike on the end for piercing? assuming you use a wooden bat, make sure whatever you use as the spike can fit in the top of the bat about 4 inches down and still have an effective amount of the spike exposed, find out the size of said extra material and find a drill bit just slightly smaller and drill 4in into the center on top of the bat use a soft head hammer to hammer in the spike (careful not to split the wood, you may need to let the bat sit in a bathroom with the shower running at full heat for a bit to give the wood some give) also you want this spike shard since you are going to use it for thrusting

>>31893883
Oh I like that

>>31893889
too much potential for upsetting the balance. a free floating weight should actually increase the force of the swing provided you can hold onto it. Molten brass would simply adhere to the interior and create a heavier bat. it's true that heavier is good for damage, but all that weight at one end will slow you down.

>>31893920
Yes, many thanks

>>31893413
>>31893791
>>31893816

Porque no los dos?

>>31893889
that would add weight but would throw off the balance. the reason something like sand works is because it a bunch of little particles that get moved to the top when you swing, on impact what happens is that the sand, still following the energy, keeps moving but it can't go any further than the inside wall of the bat so it slams into it and when this happens all those tiny little particles briefly compound together from the force creating a solid, heavy, object in the bat that carries the energy from the initial swing

>>31893952
si

>>31893952
not much improvement for using both, you get as decent a result from using one medium as you do using two.

one metal that might prove interesting: Mercury. it's liquid at room temperature and has a weight similar to lead.

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>>31888701
But anon, I do

>>31893986
Wouldn't that make the bat a super poison timebomb?

>>31893986
....jesus you're a madman.

>>31893998
indeed.

>>31893998
>>31894003

only if it leaks. this might work with the aforementioned idea of opening a hole and filling that afterwards.

>>31893669
tennis racket re-grip stuff

>>31893986
mercury would be great though since it's a liquid it may not create the same effect, it may want to disperse out rather than compounding

>>31894016
yeah and what I said about tape from under to above may come off as put tape down and then tape ontop of the foam, but I want to elaborate this put tape down, put foam down, put tape down ontop of foam but make sure you start and end by doing atleast one full revolution on the pipe itself to hold the foam directly to the pipe

>>31894018
It would be so heavy it wouldn't matter you'd thunder fuck anything you hit

>>31894016
>>31894035
hockey tape.
twist strand into rope
tape rope spiral for static grip
success.

>>31894038
I wonder if mercury is a harder metal than aluminum? imagine if you got to a point where you hit something harder than the aluminum but not the mercury

>>31894055
oh shit nigga I didn't even think of that, that would work wonders

>>31894063
why not just use tungsten? dense as all fuck and not liquid to boot.

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Louisville Magpul Slugger

>>31893899
for anon.

>>31894097
too heavy also expensive

>>31894097
Isn't tungsten super expensive?

>>31894063
mercury is liquid at room temperature so it would not be harder than aluminum in it's normal state.
if it's cold however this may become an issue. the aluminum would surely become brittle faster than the mercury would, but that would be at temperatures well below zero (on both scales).

>>31894154
tru tho

>>31888825
>knock off sights

>>31890685
Plus its a good way to use that old quad rail

I own 4 bats and I'm making a pineapple grenade flail.

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>>31888701
Why the FUCK don't you own a flamethrower you faggot?

Flamethrowers have to be useful for a rebel group.

>>31894154
>>31894063

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Ilxsu-JlY

Flamethrowers are super hard to use but really easy to fuck up with

>>31890685
Picatinny Mace.

>>31891050
That's the point, it has no points.

>>31890286
I saw a off guide on makin trench clubs from about $40 of stuff. Including a $20 baseball bat to cut down

>>31894280
still extremely useful, fuck any building you have to enter.

>>31894266
was not aware of this. good to know. sand and lead shot it is then.

>>31888701
Are they speaker standoffs?

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>A bunch of neckbeards think they can open carry tactical assault clubs in the open.

Get real, I use a steel selfie stick. At a glance, I am 100% normie.

>>31890286
Try Iron wood.
That is really hard stuff.

>>31888712
Those ports in the middle look pretty sharp. If you sharpen the edge of those disks you could do some Mortal Kombat fatality type shit. You colud impale someone on the ports and then start the disks up and saw their hands off.

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>>31893883
>Update
>tfw kult of athena doesnt carry it anymore :(

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punch people while you club people

>>31893106
My negro, I've got a Brooklyn smasher in my trunk too. Along with my night stick and taser for work. Nothing knocks out car windows faster than a Brooklyn

>>31894819
Afterwards you and your boyfriend can try a little anal play ass to ass style.

Whatahandytool.jpeg

Drill a hole in the bottom of an aluminum bad ans pur in some lead, leave it to cool while hanging ao you have 2-3 pounds all at the top of the bat.

>>31890473
>sheleighleigh

The civilized world calls them paddy-whackers, very much the European version of a nig-knocker.

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I carry one of these everywhere. But that's because I need it for work and bought it all for myself.

>>31894728
Looks easy as fuck to just make.

>>31893712
you're right,a movie prop for last of the mohicans is more american than a baseball bat. because of hollywood.
also, same fagging that hard.
>>31893712
>>31893729
>>31893775

>>31895079
What do you do for work?

>>31893633
Couldn't you just drill a hole in the handle and pore lead shot in an aluminum bat?

>>31895386
So then Indians didn't exist before Hollywood made them? Good to know!


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunstock_war_club

>>31888701
>rails
>paracord grip
>bright green

What the fuck?

>>31893781
>>31893804
self tapping bolts niggas

>>31895687
yeah you can get it on the but I would want a nut on the inside so it doesn't rattle loose

>>31895457
Busting punks. Old hickory is the tool of choice.

>>31895820
Like, are you a cop?
Or, my dream fantasy job of being on the city payroll getting to bust punks?

>>31893994
Sadmin?

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>>31893891
I remember that fat fuck. I thought of this pic immediately.

>>31893863
>(Note: aluminum bats almost need to be weighted because of how light they are)
Aluminum bats are banned from most upper level play because their springy nature causes balls to be hit too hard, there've been people killed by hit balls from aluminum. Wood actually hits softer on a ball.

>Get bat.
>Hollow out the core.
>Fill it with cork.
>Beat home run records.

>>31893865
Man fuck that dude should of just let it slide, niggas like that are good for nothing.

>>31896089
http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/corked-bat-makes-baseball-fly-farther/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_iZQv7G2ms

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>>31890286
I could hook you up with some Bois D'Arc. You'll have to cure it before you can work it, but that shit is bullet proof. It smells like pancakes and syrup when you burn it too.

>>31888701
>Take tacbat
> Mount four rail bayonets
> Most badass tacticool mace ever.
>??????
> Profit

>>31896071
Are you legitimately autistic?

F = M * V

swinging a wood bat at the same speed as an aluminum one will fuck somebody up worse than with the aluminum.

>>31896156
Are you in New England?
I'd take you up on that.
Heck, I'd let you work in my shop and maybe make your own thing if you wanted.

>>31890932
Why do get the feeling that these smell like vaseline and butthole?

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>>31891189
Drill holes out for lead concrete anchors. Thread carriage bolts down into the anchors. Double the weight and provide purchase for the carriage bolts

>>31896176
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1149406-take-me-out-on-a-stretcher-the-case-against-aluminum-bats-in-baseball

>I literally said hit balls, not direct bat-to-body interface

>>31896176
Kinetic Energy is probably the more relevant figure, and an increase in velocity is far more powerful than a proportional increase in mass.

E = mv^2

>>31892510
>explaining this to the police

oh Christ please do this

>>31896156
Nope. Backwoods Texas.

>>31896212
Nope. Texas

>>31890148
>ribbed for his displeasure

>>31896451
Dang.

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>>31891615
Pic related would be perfect.

>>31891600
>>31891639
>>31891654
>>31891686
>>31891714
Razor wire would be another option.

>>31893865
This picture always gets to me, because I imagine using lucky number 14 and chopping off the knife bit, and just going around punching people with the metal fist on the end of a pole

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>>31896525

>>31891020
"Whatcha doing there?"
"Making this Japanese war club I saw one time"
"Bitchin' need any help?"

Stop assuming other men don't enjoy weapons and making shit too

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>>31896926
It's what men do.

>>31890374
That makes too much sense.

>>31892510
Cover the whole thing in ballsacks

>>31888701
I own a nugget.

>>31893802

Hope he went to jail for that.

>>31893269
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goedendag

and with that, you invented the Tactical Goedendag

>Table leg
>Hobnails
>????
>War club

Do sap gloves count as blunt weapons?

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>>31897269

I keep a three-pound brass bar in my car, along with some random small metalworking tools.

>>31888712
Well played

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>>31888701
Because I'm not a fucking shitgoblin.

>>31897373
Where do you get one of these?

>>31897753
>shield-club-bedside-table

literally the first link google gives you when searching file name. jesus christ do you even try before asking?

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>>31897661
I just use this and make train noises.

>>31888701
reading all the comments about nail bats makes you wonder,
just how effective of a fighter do you honestly think you will be with a fucking bat stuck to your forhead

>>31891864

punch a child on cam

>>31888701
>not magpul furniture

into the trash

>>31893865

why #40?

and were the flails really any good?

>>31898116

>why #40

Probably an early flail

>and were the flails really any good?

Yea of course

Because I have swords

Now if you mounted a bayonet on that rail I might be interested

>>31898041
What do you think this is, /b/? Get the fuck out of here memeboi, this is /k/.

>>31891690
Where? I can't find one at all.

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keep a pick axe head side up by my shop door, one sharp tap on he ground and i get this

>>31893106
>>31895079

I was thinking about getting the smaller smasher for my apartment, I have an old metal tire thumper my grandpa left me for my car, though admittedly it's just a solid length of metal with a tube stretched over the bottom as a handle. It ain't much but I'm sure it'd fuck someone up

>>31888701
I do
I'm just scared of posting because it's a meme-tier le zombie eks-dee diy weapon
L-let's just stuck to the good old crowbar instead, r-right guys?

>>31888701
This should already be a flamethrower thread.

I own a Maglight. Isn't that enough?

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>>31888701
I do.
Not as killy as some but I'm happy with it.

>>31896306
Can you buy bats made with other kinds of metals?

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I forged my own hammer. Good enough for me.

>>31898975

I genuinely like that design.

>>31898836
Nope. Made you could custom order one, but they only make aluminum because it's ideal for the sport.

>>31888701

Because I have a knife & gun and that's all that I need?

>>31895203
>anal fisting
>using the blood of your enemies for lube

What's not to like?

>>31898975
Will it shatter if you actually use it?

Or is it some good steel like heat treated S7?

>>31892510
>>31896427
>>31896991
>>31891864
>>31898041

>not hitting kids on cam with a bat covered in tactical ballsacks

>>31898982
Thank you. One side is flat and I use it for forging in blade bevels and straightening, the other one is nicely rounded, for drawing stock out and other "rougher" shaping.

>>31899378
Been using it for almost exactly a year now. No idea what that steel you mentioned is, the steel I used is 1.1545 IIRC. 1% C, 0,25% Si and Mn and 0,15% Cr. I left it soft and unhardened, as it is just for forging. The handle is rowan.

>>31897773
Literally the first link says no longer available, did you even click on it, you faggot?

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>>31896533

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>>31890473
>>31890489
>>31890853
>>31890904
My personal shillelagh I made. I've also sold a few over the internet

This thread made me want to buy a bludgeoning stuff. Looking at ebay right now.

Tire thumper in solid wood or leadcore+hard rubber outwards?

>>31901976
Save your money
I'm not telling you to tresspass because that's illegal, but if you happen to walk past a construction site you may find something similar in size and weight. These faggots that watched the walking dead and then covered a bat in nails and shit are going to feel pretty stupid when their LARPing bat shows up as exhibit A in a court room.

>>31901976
>>31902084
Replacement Mattock handles are like $10 and available in your local hardware store.

>>31891863

was looking for this

>>31890853
i would like that link...

>>31888712
Best clubbing instrument

>>31888701
Should have put the black rail on the black bar so it could skeer liberals

>>31899145
This is wrong and easily ascertained by googling

http://www.acs.psu.edu/drussell/bats/titanium.html

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>be english

>>31902930
>Article literally says only a few models ever made for a very short period

>>31903399
>your post literally said they only make them in aluminum

>several of the titanium and composite bats mentioned in the article are for sale right now on multiple websites

>being a bullshitter

>attempting to be pedantic to avoid admitting error

>>31891104
how did you miss that? there isnt another sorry soul on this planet or any other that shares that mug.

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i do tho. aluminium softball bat good enough?

>>31891120
Dremel off the loops at an angle. Instant nail bat.

>>31903116
a baby seal walks into a club

[spoiler]he left without his coat[/spoiler]

>>31891676
>1676▶>>31891683
>>>31891614
>What about ash or cedar, I want something to smell nice while I beat them to death
Cedar weighs nothing and cracks or warps at the drop of a hat. Not clubbin' material unless you want to make a ridiculous oversized club for the intimidation factor.

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>>31888701
are...are...are those AR carbine quadrails?

>>31891676
cedar is useless, ash is a well known weapon wood for spears and bows, where flexibility mattered, but oak and hickory are better striking woods.

>>31895803
God made epoxy for a reason

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I made this warhammer and posted it last week. It has a pipe shotgun in the head but no barrel because ATF

>>31904046
It's like a powerhead, but for people.

>>31890228
Just make this thing, here I will do the leg work and show you a video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlczDZ7HopY

>>31904115
Yeah, unfortunately the ATF says minimum overall length has to be 26" in line with the bore, so the handle being over 26" is irrelevant. So you can have a powerhead in spear form but not hammer form. More pointless arbitrary restrictions.

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Medieval did it right.

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Close to being a macahuitl, but not quite.