what would you do?

>>31872593
Take all the cash and guns and the drugs and GTFO bro. Get rid of as much that can trace you back to the house, rent a car, go to a new town. Buy a car, and return the rental. And GTFO.

>>31872593
Kill myself

>>31872593
unpack my dildos and go to town stretching myself till I can fit all the drugs and guns in my ass

>>31872634
gr8 b8 m8

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>>31872649

THERE'S NO COCK

LIKE HORSE COCK

>>31872672
SEND YOUR ASSHOLE INTO SHOCK

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Tell my wife to start counting the money while I catalogue the guns. We'll figure out whether or not we will sell or keep the drugs later.

>>31872593
keep all the guns and cash
maybe keep the drugs depending on what they are, sell or flush if nigger drugs.
split the loot with partner

Turn in drugs, keep money and guns. Buy new barrels for the guns and dispose of the old ones, assuming the guns are in good condition and worth keeping. Take money and put in a safety deposit box in a bank, preferably one on the top row.

>>31873010
Why the top row? Harder to break into?

>>31872593
take guns, a little cash, burn house down. anything other than that and you get hunted by either cops or mexican cartel and killed

>>31872593
Set everything on fire, EVERYTHING, be calm cool and collected, throat punch a guard on the way into jail to be put in solidarity confinement for the rest of my days. Thank God for each day I'm not getting every single piece of me getting sliced off and fed to a pitbull

>>31872593
Take the money and buy a boat. Lose drugs (really) and guns (maybe) in tragic boating accident.

Live out my Scarface fantasies

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Take drugs, shoot cash, burn guns.

>>31872593

Take cash and if there's a gun or two in there you simply can't live without take that but don't get greedy. Leave the drugs.

Burn the place down. Leave as much of your shit in there to burn as you can stand to lose too. Make sure the fire has a plausible cause. No accelerants obviously unless it can be explained.

Stash what you took and move near by. With insurance buy modest stuff and in a year or two move away completely. Enjoy your cash and guns.

Take cash but dont us it instantly, take guns if they don't have id, dispose of drugs and move the fuck outta there

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Make a big pile of it all in the living room and sleep upon it.