What can I have in my bedroom to give it a minimalist, military

>>31870201
One, single poster.

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Useful, fashionable surplus

>>31870229
>Useful
Plz

Industrial grade carpet.

>>31870242
Do you know what a blanket is

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Field Desk

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Live out of a duffel bag + portable electronics

>>31870201
White cinderblock walls and dirty linolium flooring.
>barracksfag here.

>>31870242
It is useful if you enjoy itching all night.

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>>31870229

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>>31870201
maybe metal shelving?
subjective i guess

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No furniture
No items

If a police officer walked into your room, he should be unable to discern anything about your personality from looking at your room.

>>31872089

What's up with the paint thinner Cleetus?

>>31872107
boxes for canned goods

>>31872102
Implying that lack of unique personal identifiers isn't a personal identifier in and if itself.

>>31872102
>>31872122
Reacher pls

>>31872083
god tier comfort

>>31870201
>a box spring and matter sitting on the floor.
>matress has khaki sheets.
>blanket is gray
>pillow has a white cover
>your night stand is a filing cabinet
>you have a desk lamp on the filing cabinet as well as a glass of water
>a dumb bell wait set in the corner.
>and a closet, if you dont have a closet then a dresser from ikea.

Thats pretty much my room but because i have a roommate all of tools and personal items sit in a corner.

>>31872083
Finally someone says it

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>army cot
>black plastic foot locker
>sleeping bag system
>green foam sleeping mat
>full duffle bag under the cot
>molle pack medium, body armor, helmet, boots under cot
>weapon laying on the cot
>water bottle
>gatorade bottle containing dip spit.
>bag of sunflower seeds
>bag of beef jerky
>alienware gamign laptop that weights 5 pounds can costs 5 months pay.
>a mess of extension cords, power strips, and device power supplies on the floor.
>the smell of BO, dirt, boot feet, fart, and defeat in the air.

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A locker, a bunkbed and a stool.

>>31872602
Why do I like the sound of this

>>31872671
I bet I could sleep on one of those army cots for months.

Either they're extremely comfortable or it's just because every time I've used one I've been absolutely exhausted

>>31872734
I'm going to say exhaustion, from my personal experience.

>>31870201
Anime figures and posters.

>>31872734
I used to sleep on one when i lived in a barn, they arent much for warmth but they are pretty comfortable. I think thats because i sleep stiff on my back with my legs straight and my arms at my sides.

>>31872089
I recognize those boxes from yesterday! They had a scattergat leaning on them then though

>>31872102
>no furniture
>'HQ, we've got a Patrick Bateman here, requesting backup"

>>31870207
Frame the poster, don't be a weeb.

>>31872046
Make sure it's white linoleum flooring so that it shows every fucking scuff possible

I remember reading the description of a special forces camp in Lonely War

Beer, magazines, loose rounds, knives, grenades, etc everywhere. Sound systems bought during R&R to Hong Kong. Unit flags and porn on every wall. Sandbags around everyone's beds.

>>31872734
They're shit, you were just exhausted

>>31873718
OP ain't SF.

And the military ain't SF either. That's a culture off on its own.

>>31873735
Thanks Sherlock

>>31871947
My niggroid watching Detective Conan

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>>31873112
now with more shotgun

>>31870201
combine all of these--
>>31870229
>>31870243
>>31870276
>>31872083
>>31872671
>>31870207

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I want my house to smell like burnt gunpowder too, /k/. I like all these ideas, but I really want that "fresh off the front lines" scent of sweat and flying bullets and blood. What's the best thing to recreate this? I was thinking that if I poured my own candles, but impregnated the way with gunpowder (from cartridges I cut open with a hacksaw), it would periodically burn the gunpowder and give off that delicious "just fired" smell. Anyone ever do this before? It seems safe enough.

>>31874429
>aka making fireworks

bustin your balls.. firefight-scented candles just might work

>>31872671
I think they're pretty comfortable, but I also like sleeping on the ground, so....maybe it's just me.

I am 6'5 though, and my height isnt an issue.

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>>31874429

>>31874269
>all that paint thinner
Am I missing something?

>>31874759
Probably works paint at Lowes and nabs the boxes.

>>31874759
>>31874776
yeah, i used to work at a paint store, i go back occasionally to get boxes for my canned-food storage

>>31870207
Fpbp

The first time I had a girl come over when I lived on base, Infantry camp, I had a bunk, and a wall locker with a ps3 (2008).

She actually said "You guys live Spartans out here.."

I don't want to bore you with the kinky sex that happened after that.

>>31870201
You can randomly lay down some live anti-personnel landmine around your room for great effect.

>>31870201

you're literally doing those children's themed bedrooms with meme gear queer interior decorating instead of pokemon, minecraft or pink barbie dolls.

why is it so hard to just have tasteful painted, non-pattern walls with non-meme wood/metal furniture?

>>31875137
Get some wood artillery shell boxes. As big as they can get. Use a couple of them as your general storage. Have one with the top taken off nailed to the wall as a shelf.

>>31875137
Did not mean to reply to you.

>>31872671
IF you get one, pay some money for it.

Dont get a MIL-TEC brand one, had one of those out in the field once.

Woke up ass back and shoulders were against the ground because of how much the fabric stretched over night.

And Im fucking light at 75kg

>>31872671

10/10 maximum comfee

Don't ask about that weird stain tho

>>31874429
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> I want my house to smell like burnt gunpowder too, /k/. I like all these ideas, but I really want that "fresh off the front lines" scent of sweat and flying bullets and blood. What's the best thing to recreate this?

Move to Syria.

Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong with you people?

Soldiers use what they are issued and make do with with they can find/procure. No soldier in their right mind would just ignore material comfort when it's readily available in a 15 minute drive. Shit, stores will even ship the furniture and send people to carry it into your house. In the military that luxury is reserved for officers (sometimes POGs of influence).

The more you strive to decorate your room as "authentic blood-and-guts military," the more fake it actually is because it's based on romanticizing the fantasy of some basement dwelling autistic neckbeard that glorifies the military.

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>>31870276
Oh shit. I have some at my local store.

>https://colemans.com/shop/militaria/misc-militaria-gallery/czech-military-field-desk-3-drawer/
>https://colemans.com/shop/militaria/misc-militaria-gallery/u-s-g-field-desk-used-grade-2/

>>31872083
I got issued one of these thought to myself I'd probably end up never using it. Use it a lot, love those things.