ITS FUCKING HAPPENING!

>>31864066

Check you body, you might have been infected with a skeleton, it happened to my friend recently.

Someone keeps ringing my fucking doorbell. I think they're seeing if people are home to try and rob the place. I'm loading my shotgun right now /k/ wish me luck.

I managed to throw some candy out my window under the suppressing fire.

They quickly scatter. But be careful, they seem to be working in packs!

>>31864066
You have to throw tendies at them to make them go away

>>31864066
Magdump into the horde. Godspeed brothers

>>31864066
so she's trying to get the monsters high?

>>31864066
No no no it's just trick or treaters. Quick load up your candy bowl full of brass and pmags!!

>>31864066
i have just been giving them fig newtons and granola bars.

>>31864773
when trump wins i'll hand out 30 rounders, not a second before

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>>31864773

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There's a nigger right behind those children, tell them to get down.

>>31864785
That sounds expensive.

Just give them off-brand gum. I collected it from local banks and put it in jars. Cheap and less kid come by your doorstep.

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>>31865040

>>31864066
How is that black kid still standing

I just killed four of them. Why are they so small?