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This guy brandishes his blade and starts walking toward you with the intention of stealing your gf. What do, /k/ ??
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>>31862812
Shoot him.
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>>31862830
Do you see that guy? He can deflect bullets with ease
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>>31862847
So it's gonna be like that?
My bullets are enchanted with +10 anti-deflection, then.
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Jokes on him, I surgically implanted a landmine into my gf's vagina to ensure she stays pure
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Tell him that cuckolding is thinking man's fetish and that I don't have a girlfriend.
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He can have her. I'll find a younger one.
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>>31862812
Accuse you of lying because he's clearly not looking to take anyone's girlfriend, if you catch my drift.
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>>31862812
Since the fucker obviously never held a sword before (look at this joke of a stance) I just snipe his elbow with a quick oberhau.
When he goes down screaming with a partially severed arm, I put my thumbs in his eyes and force him to perform oral sex on me while my girlfriend licks my ass.
P.S. maybe I just use a Twerhau to the arm, will also work and might look cooler.
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>>31862812
Jokes on him, she left me.
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>>31863164
>autism
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>>31863194
I can feel your envy, and it makes me hard!
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>>31863194
Where do you think you are?
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>>31862812
I fight back with my own sword and superior muscles.
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I pity him, because he is naked and doesnt wear any head protection, while I am encased in pic related which I made myself.
I then proceed to whip him gently with cushioned LARP sword and if it doesnt help, I knock him out with a blow to his unprotected head and then proceed to reforge his sword to a large dildo as I am also Blacksmith.
Meanwhile my GF is busy loading her crossbow...
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>>31863244
>Meanwhile my GF is busy loading her crossbow...
like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BprhlegOALU
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>>31863230
work on pecs, then you'll be chad tier
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and then an alien explodes out of his intestines and make s mad dash across the street into the nearest diner
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>>31862812
*unsheathes katana*
Uh, you don't get to bring inferior western steel
*chops the air with a vertical hand-to-hand spin*
My sword skills are much to strong for you, traveller.
*points sword at him with an extended arm*
You're a big guy
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>>31863230
Is that a visored barbute?
Hahaha of course it is you fucking douche.
The rule of cool trumps all.
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>>31862812
I ask what the fuck is wrong with his abdomen.
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>>31864101
>HFW
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>>31862812
*unsheathes penis*
*teleports behind u*
pssht... nothing personnel... kid...
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>>31862847
He's not wielding a katana, so no.
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>>31863230
I kinda want to buy a Barbuta now.
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>>31862812
I let it happen and then take myself out of this existential nightmare.
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>>31862868
Nice.
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>>31863164
>Trying this hard.
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>>31864643
Jesus
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