God Tier /k/ Humor

Glock

Self bump of shame

>>31853667
If I wanted humor I'd ask about your grouping.

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>>31853667

>>31854160
BRUH THAT WAS SAVAGE BRUH XD

>>31854160
my grouping is 8 inches at 25 yards with an ar

>>31854160
Uncalled for/10

>>31854609
OK that is laughable....

>>31854626
crowded small NJ range

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>>31853667

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>>31853667

REPORTING IN FOR BACKUP OP

>>31854669
I don't even know how to navigate the layout.

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>>31853667

>>31855404
That's not humor, that's horror

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>>31855956
Tfw when you were in the cap

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>>31854984
Exactly like the tunnels, Sky seeing faggot.

>>31854160
/fit/ called

They want their meem back

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>>31853667

>>31854669
I'm not an ant i can't read this

>>31857727
Open in new tab fuckface.

>>31856521
/k/.. tell me what i'm seeing,
I THINK i see a sawed off mosin loaded with a shotgun shell to create a improvised wrist-breaking machine but...

>>31853667
>"Hemmys"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>31858325
>if only you knew how good things could be

>>31856251
happy halloween mother fucker.

>>31857727
Turn off cell phone view.

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>>31858325
>Hillary's impending doom
>Can hear the trump train rounding the bend
Oh god, we're so fucking close. Please /k/ube, let us make the alliance we were always meant to have.

>>31854223
*how americans see Texas

Anyone got the one about using a 20mm as a home defense weapon?

>>31858325
Is it normal that this makes me hard?

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>>31861585
yes very normal

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>>31858325
I dream of such a future to arise.

>>31861133
*how texans see texas

>>31861744
trump should be riding a bison or eagle

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Requesting the guy that had the shotgun barrel up his ass and the guy who put the 50 BMG up the ass.

Need it for a friend. He has large collection of large caliber ammo and such and I have always hassled him about how it all goes up his ass. Need it to tell him he is not alone.

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>>31863980
why do you fags never post part 1?

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>>31863980

>>31855404
>mom providing her man-child with child porn
what kind of world do we live in

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obligatory

Does anyone have the greentext story of australian anon talking shit to his superior?

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The "Little Willie" prototype Mk. 1 tank undergoes testing.
Wellington Foundry, Britain, Circa 1915

>>31865871
>AoYJ
This triggers me

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Anyone have the archive/screenshots of the original /k/ube thread?

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>>31854160

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>>31856420
I know, feels good man.

Even better is when somebody else screencaps you and you get to save it with pride and satisfaction. Pic related.

>>31868414
>thisshouldntmakemehard.ogg

>>31863980
>>31864007
>>31864013
Thanks guys.

>>31861767
I literally see nothing wrong with this.

t. Georgia peach

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>>31868414
I too know that feel

not really humor, but does anyone have the screen cap of the thread about a month or two ago of an anon receiving an inheritance from his grandpa in the form of a fuck ton of rare and valuable weapons?

>>31871489
yes hang on

>>31871489
its lost in the abyss of my folders anon, srry

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>>31871489
I have one of them

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>>31871906
i have the other one

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>>31871906
top half is the same, but bottom half is the left out part about the Gyrojet

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>>31871714
>>31871776
>>31871906
>>31872019
>>31872118
thanks!

>>31871906
>>31872019
>>31872118
Jesus fucking christ, how much was the final estimated value of that gold mine?

>>31872234
~300k

>>31872255
Holy fuck.

>>31872255
Jesus fucking christ.

>>31853667
>/k/ humor

sounds pretty shit to me

>>31866825
The more triggered you get, the more he posts. That's just his methodology.

>>31854656
Does anyone have the version with the reactions

>>31872118
Oh, that explains it then.
I had 3 total ones; yours is just a combo of the first two.

>>31871906
>>31872019
>>31872118
I'm so fucking jealous

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>>31868414
Haven't had to use this reaction image in a while

>>31864013
I feel bad for OP, but I'm beginning to tear up from laughing so fucking hard.

>>31854160
Well applied, /fit/izen. Well applied.

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>>31872019
>>31872118
moar

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>>31875116
recap

>>31875157
how many monies is that?

>>31875175
Well into the hundreds of thousands at this point.

>>31875175
See
>>31872255

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>>31868414

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>>31865871

>>31865097
I'm not familiar with ARs. Whats going on here?

I mean, I can see the what happened, but I need to know why.

Are these some sort of budget lowers that come as a solid block you have to mill out yourself, or is he doing some sort of wacky conversion job?

>>31876064
You can buy 80% complete lowers without a bg check or any bureaucratic malarkey. The oft-referenced "ghost gun."

You have to complete them yourself, of course, and a lot of that involves, yes, milling out a portion of the receiver yourself.

The guy in that graphic (quite obviously) done fucked up big time and did a terrible job milling out his lower.

anyone have the one where an american foreign exchange student at hogwarts fucks up a bunch of death eaters?

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>>31854160
GODDAMN

>>31868414
gave me a hearty chuckle and a hearty erection

>>31857162
>halo_pistol.png

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>>31868720
When somebody caps your stuff and you save it or you're in a screencap? They both make me feel fuzzy.

>>31869493
>>31873371
>>31875530
>>31876687
Glad I could be of service, it's not by best writing but when somebody capped it I felt pretty good. I won't screencap my own stuff because I'm not that vain but if somebody else does it I save immediately, I'm also the type of person who saves birthday cards and post-it notes with kind words.

>I still think of that time I helped you track down that missing invoice, Karen
>thanks for the note and the Milky Way

>>31854223
This was from an anti-gun PSA

>>31855404
>We can't use REEEEEEEEEEEEEE against him in court

>>31855956
That thread was hilarious

>>31858325
>Trump gets into office
>We make amends with Russia after all these years
>Finally get the chance to operate with russiabros on ISIS

I want to believe.

>>31877532
and yet it's no less true

>>31867021
Squidward being a fucked up Vietnam Vet makes complete sense

>>31875157
The MOTHERFUCKING GYROJET PISTOL always gets me

On a side note, saw a gyrojet rifle and carbine in real life, they are actually beautiful guns, he's a lucky guy

>>31864793
Wait, where the fuck was that? I didn't see that line.

>>31865871
>AoYJ
Let's talk about that iFunny watermark

>>31854669
>that brief stint where half of /k/ was making molemen jokes for a month or two and seriously discussing building their own tunnels

that was some nice times

>>31874825
>ak47
>bar
okay

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>>31865136
Holy shit I see now for first time that are dogs feets

>>31877933
He's making a pizza joke

>>31878153
my tunnel only recently collapsed

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Would you a doe anon?

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>>31879163
posted wrong one

>>31853667
No
Kill
Your
Selve

>>31877955
AttackOnYourJimmies, witnessed

>>31879163
What the fuck

>>31879167
That doesn't work

>>31861966
Goddamn. I have a girlfriend and this is still a tough choice. She takes care of me, re-wraps my injured leg frequently, and cooks pretty much every meal we eat. She doesn't have a 20mm though.

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>>31879157
Do you really need to ask?

>>31858325
God I want this

>>31879094
I hate being retarded sometimes.

>>31854669
That was seriously a good read. And did this ever get anywhere? Sounds fucking awesome. Do want to revive this.

/r/ing the image of a roadmap of the solar system over the next quintillion years that ends with "OP is still sucking cock"

>>31878410
You obviously have poor reading skills

>>31854669
Did you crop this shit?

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>>31881402

bump?

>>31871906
>>31872019
>>31872118
>>31875116
Like winning the lottery.

>>31854223
>nailing that poster up
I do that with my colt single action army, it's faster than going back to the shed for a hammer

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>>31879283
Mfw people know my name by the watermark but at the same time half of them hate me

>>31879472
dude nobody cares

>>31882962
You never subbed back faggot

>>31879472
>doesnt have a 20mm
Neither does the A-10 senpai

>>31864617
Oh hey, I remember that thread

>>31855404
I kind of wish that were real, but I'm also glad it isn't

>>31883080
It's true that anon might be lying his face off, but the concept of having a girl to rewrap wounds and cook me meals is fucking awesome. I care, and I think you're just jelly. Even if the leg-wrapped one is lying, it's still a kickass thought, provided she's not anti-gun. In which case, I'd rather stuggle my way to doing my own wraps and making my own damn food... if every woman on the planet ended up being anti-gun, I'd probably never have sex again. Fine by me; my hand gives great blowjobs.

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>>31865136
AM I LAUGHING AT THE GUN OR THE FEET

>mfw nobody ever reposts my /k/ goes homeless greentext

it hurts bros

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>>31885993
This?

>>31858325
>SIX MORE DAYS

>>31885558
>gun
>implying

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>>31853667
bruh

>>31858325
>FIVE MORE DAYS

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>>31853667
>chigger nunks

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>>31853667

>>31887280
are those nipple clamps?

>>31887344
yes, why do you ask?

>>31887358
It seems like too short a chain to me.

>Not like I would know or anything.

Follow-up, is that from ironwood.com?
I've been eyeballing their product for a while and don't have any idea how it would look on my guns.

>>31887567
its pretty good

>>31879163
that was a roller-coaster of emotions, anon.

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>>31853667

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Serbs on suicide watch.The greentext /his/tory lesson.

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>>31854223
Yuropoor here. If you listen to our media that's the average day in Switzerland. According to our media America is Mad-Max style post-apocalyptic war-zone a constant state of bellum omni contra omnes..

Mean while they don't address gun problems in places like Brittain and it's underworld and if they do the solution is to ban and regulate even more.

When a known violent criminal committed a series of murders with a illegally obtained handgun here in Finland in 2009 the leftists and rightwing gungrabbers seriously talked unironically about banning illegal firearms and got pissed when people pointed out their stupidity for not noticing how they were already illegal.

>>31888428
What an interesting story, sometimes words are better than guns i think

>>31858325
> The world that the Boss envisioned will finally become a reality, and it will make mankind whole again.

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>>31885993
>>31886248
Well, it's not really a comedy. Have part 2

>>31887567
...how far apart are your nipples?

>>31879472

30mm scrub

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>>31854640
That doesn't matter for shit, I've seen 13 year old boy scouts with shitty .22s shoot 1in groups at 50 yards

If you can't get even get 1 inch groups at 25 you're one of the worst shots I've ever seen

>>31854656
fucking kek
Love the who

>>31888674
Part 3?

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>>31888889
You almost became a god

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>>31888889
Heres' pt.2 with the real ending. will post pt.3 in a moment

>>31889049
Is there any more of this?

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>>31872019
>>31871906
Are these all the caps?
lucky guy.

>>31888888

>>31888428
that almost sounds like a b rate comedy movie in the making

>>31889224
naw, that was the meat of it. He answered a few questions and clarified some stuff here and there, but nothing really worth saving

>>31889320
Fair enough. It's always good to read up on this shit.

>>31884480
Take it from a real cop, there are places and ways people live that would astound even the nastiest motherfucker on here.

I've been in houses where the live rats are eating the dead rats. I flipped a bed over one time and found a giant pile of cat shit and a full cat skeleton under the bed. Or the time we found a lady's dead body that her downy son had left in her room and closed the door to for 5 months because he was scared of losing his and her gov checks

>>31889354
Jesus fuck

If you got stories I'd hear them

>>31878433

What the fuck Russia.

>>31889418
Nah, just validating how fucking nasty some people are. I just assume that everyone I'm about to have to cuff has AIDS or AIDS+(insertwhateverhorriblediseaseyouwanthere)

>>31889440
You get paranoid about checking pockets when frisking?

Dad's a firefighter and one of his cop friends told him about a time when he frisked a druggie, and druggie told him to let him turn out his pockets himself, cop would've gotten poked with used needles otherwise.

>>31888650
eat shit nigger

>>31887309
kek'd

>>31889440
>>31889610
Place I used to live, the cops used to carry bunches of surgical gloves on their belt loops for when they had to get hands on with the natives.

>>31888650
Aren't these standard issue in some country's army?

>>31889905
>>31889610
Exactly this, gloves all day. I kee the throwaway surgery gloves and a pair of mechanix brand gloves with the slice resistant palms and backs, first ones for frisking the second ones for hands on

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>>31890383
Nigger you wot

>>31890559
Wasn't the L85A1 only FAINTLY better than the L85, and the L85A2 which HK helped with was better than both?

>>31890724
Yes

>>31855404

This is why I don't leave /k/.

Except for /hc/ & /gif/. We all leave for those.

>>31876699
underrated

Nice, went to the same thread

>>31853667
bump

>>31891565
same, I go on the not terminal autist boards

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>>31894161
>/k/
>not autism central

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Sadly most of /k/ will not remember these trip fans, let alone the CoD fanfiction wiki raid

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9730616/1/The-Consequences-Will-Never-Be-The-Same

>>31894352
I can recall reading this one thing written by a kid. Talked about how he chose the M60 "because it held 200 bullets" and "only took 2 shots to kill" or something like that. Pretty retarded stuff, and clearly influenced by CoD. Specifically, probably CoD4, and fuck off, yes I played those games when I was a teen. I grew up; I play Battlefield now.

>Joking

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>>31894352
Oh man that's a throwback

>>31879163
Surprisingly this isn't the first giantess thread I've seen on /k/

>>31894805
That story linked is the one with carrying the m60 because it killed in only 2 hits

>>31854223
the ideal world

>>31894805
cod4 promod is still alive and you would be guaranteed to go 0 - 25

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>>31894352
>I actually tried to read this once
>mfw

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>>31863980
This anon claimed he would be back one day with a 20mm round... I can't wait.

>>31875157
Wheres the fucking FS2000? Reading this just made when giggle and laugh like a schoolgirl with every post in the screencap.

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>>31861527

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>>31857162
Holy shit I'm dying

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>>31853667
https://youtu.be/tVlkxrNlp10

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Short but sweet

>>31895232
That's fucking hilarious, wish I'd have flashbacks of wars I never fought in... sounds cool...

>>31886626
Jesus Christ... fucking guy. Still, a 2 days hike? I like the sounds of that. Wish I could bring a rifle with me.

>Canada

I love the thought of snuggling up to a nice Lee Enfield in a sleeping bag in a tent under the stars...

>>31885656
now that's a feel-good thread

>>31895232
AIN'T ME AIN'T MEEEEEE

>>31895722
It most certainly fucking was. I wasn't going to read it until I seen your post, and I'm glad I did. Martini-fucking-Henry. Poor kid, I hope he ends up in a good home. I know what it's like to be stuck with a dickish overbearing father who will give you a complete verbal beating no matter the circumstances.

>>31858325
>Russian Women

I'm from Maryland; for some reason there are a lot of Russians in Owings Mills

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>>31896255
...He could be my squad leader any day.

>>31885543
I need that reaction image of a guy wearing the NVGs

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>>31887309
Remove Sushi

Fuck weebs

>>31863976
"Dino-sore" makes it sound like you take it up the ass from a dinosaur

>>31896112
I wish there was a sound version on jewtube.

>>31896274
>deported to fucking CAMBODIA

the wheezy cannot-catch-breath laughter has begun

>>31887291
>anti-personnel, kid

Underrated as fuck

>>31896472
What's that one movie where someone is fucking with someone else? "Oh I'm REAL fuckin' good at that, I could send you to places that you've never even fucking THOUGHT about how to get out of, do you want that?"

Likely HEAVILY paraphrased, but you get the idea. Pretty sure it was a Military person, can't remember who it was he was fucking with. Good Morning Vietnam perhaps?

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>>31894212
That's one of the better edited anti-gun cartoons I've seen.

>>31896255
see ivan.jpg

>>31896255
>DS' jaw drops
Because he just witnessed the birth of a General before his very eyes

>>31896383
I'm a weeb and a huge Le May fan, fucker had the balls to do what needed to be done

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Funny yet not funny

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I made a joke about this dude saying $75 total for a USP+plus shipping and...

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>>31896112
Only a true pleb wouldn't assert the incredible sexual prowess of the human male upon the alien female.

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>>31896274
>Not posting the rest

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>>31896274
>>31897301

>>31895215
>king of the niggers
this will never get old

>>31872125
>>>31871714
>>>31871776
>>>31871906
>>>31872019
>>>31872118
I heard this guy had all these guns smelted though.

>>31853667
Why would oil and antifreeze go everywhere if the carb was hit?

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>>31896433

>>31868414
I came

>>31858325
I've never wanted anything so much.

>>31895215
>I AM KING OF THE NIGGERS
holy fucking hell im shiting myself, this is gold

>>31897698
Nah, similar tale of a father's arsonel being melted, the anon who conveying the story was beaten to the guns by his commie sister who had them melted down. The anon was several states away when it happened, sister violated fathers will, yadda yadda. Sister may have also been some other bimbo relative, maybe step-mother or something.

Point being is bimbo bitch kills historic collection to prove her pinko point.

>>31898477
I know of which you speak. I don't have it, nor will I post it. That belongs to a rage or feels thread.

>>31896255
'War crimes' my ass. If this was an actual black ops operation with zero outside witnesses, he would've gotten off scott free.

>>31864047
Holy jesus this got me going!

>>31885543
right at 1:37 someone should throw in

>I went hunting with dragons breath
>i think that guys actually Mugi
>its okay guys, only got hit with nine em em!
>that guy just got kek'd to death!
>(in a male falseto) i think that they found out im Mugi!
>now i really wish that i knew how to swim!

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>>31896255

>"I expect each of you to do the same to me."

>>31872019
>>31872118
>>31872234
>>31872255

You realise that didn't actually happen, right? It was a fucking prank. He's a collector.

>>31854609
There's no way this isn't a troll

>>31898991
Maybe it's Micheal J Fox. In that case, I'd say that's a fucking good grouping. Could probably do better with an AK-74M, though. Those are more accurate.

>>31894805
It has to be satire, look
>You see how it sticks out of the gun? that's how you know it's a mag. But if it goes inside, it's a clip." "Oh,' I said, "so rifles use mags and pistols use clips!" "exactly!"
Clearly this person is fucking with us

>>31898477
Did she get punished? Sued? Beaten? Anything?
Why do this? How will this help anything?
Why sacrifice relics like some spoint child?

I know this is ylyl, but please post, I must know

>>31899314
Except I think there's people who genuinely believe that. They go "Hey, people usually call things for AKs and ARs 'mags', and they usually call things for pistols, 'clips'. Maybe mags are EXTERNAL and clips are INTERNAL, like the clips for the M1 Garand!"

Then in the novel Resident Evil (that first one from like 1996 or something) it seems like that author (who was female as I recall) believe that a loaded mag is a clip, and an empty mag is a mag. Quite a few instances of "Removed the spent mag" "Ejected empty mag", "Grabbed fresh clip" "Picked up fresh clip" "Inserted a loaded clip", etc.

I think I recall SOME instances where this logic isn't followed, but to my recollection, it generally went like that. Also, why does it fucking annoy me when people call it a ''copter'?! Call it a 'helicopter' or a 'chopper'! Who in the FUCK calls it a ''copter'?! WHO?! FUCK ANYONE WHO DOES! FUCK THEN IN THE ASS! THE RAPEY WAY, NOT THE GOOD WAY!

>>31899361
Trying to understand why insane people do anything is a waste of time. There's no rhyme or reason to it, whatsoever.

>>31899382
It's a whirlybird

>>31899403
They're wopwopwops dipshit

>>31898986
Okay even if it didn't still a sweat fucking collection

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How many times will anon put something up his ass

Anon put .50 BMG up ass
Anon put Nugget bolt up ass
Anon put remington shotgun up ass

For anon's next trick he will cram T-72 barrel up ass

>>31900173
It's too dangerous. What if the tank's knot gets stuck?

>>31900236
An acceptable sacrifice for science

>>31899400
Is she insane, or is she just a woman?

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>>31896568
>Always draws these strange googly eye girls in his notebooks

>>31853667
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478129933339.webm

>>31868414
Whoever wrote this is one magnificent bastard. I salute you /k/omrade

>>31858325
>FOUR MORE DAYS

>>31854223
Britbong here, I use to think that Americans were generally knowledgeable about guns, as I've gotten older and gotten to know more through the internet, and I've found that while you guys are far more numerous than we are here, we firearm enthusiasts, recreational shooters, etc, all seem to something of a minority.

>>31899403
I'd rather call it that instead of "'copter".

>>31899791
No they're not, fuckhead. They're called 'swahswahswahs'.

>>31877532
Wait this wasn't supposed to be a vacation ad?

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>>31868414
>Born too early to fuck aliens
Suffering.

>>31900236
then anon will take T-72 she'll up the ass

>>31865136

JUST FUDD ME UP

>>31896274
ITS A HOLLIDAY IN CAMBODJA

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>>31856521
Filename related

>>31857851
the tank poster is actually pretty funny

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>>31857938
>improvised wrist-breaking machine

>>31864839
how that's not in the board banner?

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This was /a/

>>31899361
No reprecussions I heard of. I don't think our anon had the financial capital to go to war with a deadbeat whore to gain reparations she had no means of paying

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>>31886626
When I was younger,perhaps 16-17, an officer at this navy based youth group I go to once told me that bullshit. I bought a pair of boots and wore them two days later for an 11 mile hike without breaking them in.
> Just fuck. My. Shit. Right. Up.
What they did to my feet didn't even deserve to be called fucking blisters. They fucking destroy my feet and for the first time in my life my feet genuinely bled. So I'm sure you can imagine my disdain when some reservist cunt tried to tell me that there's no such thing as a break in period.

>>31901958
WHERE PEOPLE DRESS IN BLACK!

>>31903512
ITS A HOLIDAY IN CAMBODIA

>>31861767
Can confirm
t. Texan

>>31897796
>>31900806
You're welcome. I was at work and it was a thank-you for another anon capping something for me. Sometimes I think about fempred mongling my cock and wish it were so.

>>31901474
I know, I accidentally revealed my power level a week ago and had to recover.

>haha yeah, totally joking, got you again you fucker!
>in my head I have nothing but disdain for this normie motherfucker and ree internally

>>31903266
But how do you decided when your boots have been properly "broken in"? Do you just use them normally in your routine for an arbitrary long period?

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>>31879472
>tfw my girlfriend is pro fun and cant wait till I get her an ar.

>>31868414
Like a diamond

>>31896953
>1970s Furashka
>post-war naval ushanka
>but its has a PPSh

poorly done meme/10

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>>31896300
Happy to serve, my dude.

>>31864047
My sides went to orbit. Great pic anon.

>>31898856
where were you a month ago

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Anybody have that GIF of the Asian guy taking out the anime AR from the tricked out case? Finding it has been a bitch

>>31896809
Damn

>>31905427
Fucking awesome!

>>31904561
Usually a week of normal wear and tear is Good.
But going straight into all terrain hiking is a big nono.

>>31906276
Strangely I never see it on this board but I see it commonly everywhere else titled something involving /k/ and butthurt

>>31889049
Fucking Tennessee man.

>>31906276
>.303
>TFW Enfield owner
My Enfield is giving me funny looks, /k/.

>>31879369
It does actually. You just need to put things in the correct order. If the words are in the wrong context they won't translate through

>>31906276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEDs2ez6Fpk
Guy you're looking for is at 5:26

>>31858325
>THREE MORE DAYS

>>31906276
I have the gif somewhere in my folder but I'm too lazy to dig around for an hour or two. I do have a youtube link though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkj_45tBzFw

>>31879369
It did at the time, tested it out myself.

Suddenly for some reason Google translate doesn't translate those words from that language anymore.

Just like Google reverse image search doesn't work well because they changed the algorithm so black people would stop coming up in searches for pictures of gorillas.

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>>31898986