Every small shop in my neighborhood got robbed in one night.
Company policy is noguns.
Boss says I can use pepperspray or mace.
I chose the mace.
Kek
Solid choice
>>31852714
>small shop
What kind of shop?
>>31852714
bonus points if you yell shit in latin at the nignog and make him think youre possessed
>>31852714
They robbed you at night. So they know to hit the store when no one's working.
Then your spergy ass gets some operator fantasy, and you're permitted to carry pepper spray in your purse. They'll hit the store when you're not there like the first time Jacki chan. Go flick your clit this thread is pointless.
>>31852805
i thought it was a pretty solid bludgeon joke
>>31852805
The fun police showed up. Dont you have some muh kay! memes to spout in a general somewhere? Cuz this is inacurate and sad.
Truth is its a 24/7 place, the perps are in jail, my shop is the only one they didnr get shit from. Night shift just stared them down till they ran back out, every where eles gave up the till.
This thread IS a joke you sperg. Did you forget where you are?
Now. Entertain me more its a slow day.
>>31852714
carry a gun anyways, fuck your boss' rules. it's your life at risk after all.
>>31852714
Punny