/k/ humor thread lets go boyz
Dumping a few classics to get the thread going.
>>31828186
>>31828186
What's the joke here?
>>31828186
Never mind the damn captcha is all messed up.
>>31828186
>>31827766
Jesus....yes.
>>31829043
lmao, if you read it backwards it says HOMO.
>>31829235
Welcome to 2008.
>>31827792
That was a terrible movie, watched it thinking it was a comedy. It was not
fresh off last /k/anada thread
>>31829608
Got me smiling at 6 in the morning,
pretty good
>>31829608
I smiled outloud.
>>31829608
I WANT THIS, SOMEBOBY MAKE IT!
>>31827752
>>31829043
> Not Cheeki Breechi
You had one job.
>>31827752
Tfw my meme I made the other day has spread and I see it on /k/
feels good.
btw I made more of Ian if you want to see some newer ones.
>>31831380
>The Lighter Side
>bear rape
Farewell My Sides
>>31831380
>The Onion
gets 'em everytime
>>31829235
Thats in Cyrillic stupid fuck.
fucking American education
>>31831508
That doesn't change the fact that it looks like the word HOMO.
>>31829043
>adidas sneakers
Nice, went to the same thread
>>31835176
>You see I̶v̶a̶n̶ Jamal, when you hold rifle like this, you become stronger than recoil, for fear of dislocating jaw
>>31835235
Fucking kek
Alright. I'm done.
>>31835408
What ?! Already ? But I didnt get off..
>>31835249
KEK
Hello, /k/.
Can you deepthroat an entire ferret?
>>31835273
Who makes these comics?
>>31836462
Got a boner from this
>>31835300
these colorized history photos are fucking gold
>>31836580
>>31836593
>>31836602
>>31836618
>>31836623
>>31836639
>>31836645
>>31836639
But that is a TI-89...
>>31836656
>>31836671
>>31836663
lol yeah I just realized that, they should've photo shopped a cheap Staples brand calc
>>31835355
I remember this. I couldn't stop laughing.
>>31836696
>>31836711
>>31836732
>>31836744
>>31836754
>>31836766
>>31836772
not sure if this one is cringe or humor
both i think
>>31836781
>>31836789
>>31836797
>>31836807
>>31836837
Russians got they bantz game on lock
>>31836711
Ayy, someone got this off of my Ifunny
>>31836865
I found that on here, I am of thinkings
>>31836898
>>31836898
Someone else must've gotten it off of there then. I'm just happy to see someone enjoyed it enough to save it
>>31836860
Got a good kek out of me.
>>31827343
What the hell is this picture from?
I've seen this a couple of times
Is this real or is it just from some funny old thing?
>>31836852
https://youtu.be/aHQrcyerVQQ?t=8m15s
Audio Related
>>31836593
Who the hell uses a clip for a revolver?
>>31836789
REMOVE CRABAB
>>31836988
it's obviously a belt dumbass
>>31837019
its not a belt idiot, its a clip.
>>31837049
>>31837019
why do you post on this board when you cant even recognize a drum?
>>31835176
I can never understand how people can be this bad at looking at an object and conceiving its function from its form.
>>31837135
by being right handed but also left eye dominant
>>31836789
NavySeals.webm
>>31831402
is that from a ytmnd?
>>31836772
saw this on /k/ & thought it was shopped
.....i see the ad in a gun mag at CVS a few weeks later
>>31837147
A hearty kek to you good Sir.
He actually did it, the absolute madman
>>31836656
The round in the magazine is backwards...
>>31836696
please explain
>>31836852
>>31836963
ahahah it matches
>>31828352
Does anyone else look at this and cringe, thinking about how fucked up the zero is gonna be?
That fake marine & fake gunsmith Iraquivetran8888 is the manager of a pawn shop that buys & sells stolen goods and as all shady pawn shops do they sell old used up JUNK like trash clunker Junker Mosin rifles. Mass gun and pawn sure won't tell you the truth that these worthless heaps of clunker junker Mosin rifles are trash because Eric want to lie to all of you ignorant video war game playing PUNKS that think Russians are super humans so all of you ignorant stupid PUNKS think the Mosin is some kind of unworldly nuclear snipping match grade shooting bazooka !
>>31837135
>>31837142
My brother has worked with East Africans before, he says it's like a weird genetic thing...they really have trouble closing/focusing from one eye.
>>31838428
That's what made you cringe? Not the female anime cat toddlers?
>>31837612
Always reminds me of this
>>31838433
a wild fudd appears
>>31839840
What is this from?
>>31839890
True Lies
>>31839890
Gotta be one of the later lethal weapons.
>>31835479
I loved those guys and they closed there doors and only manufacture "SILENCERS" for pd now. Shit sucks
>>31831376
Yes please
>>31836938
I was there for that. TOP FUCKING KEK
>>31835311
File name kek
>>31827343
r8 my oc
>>31835377
kek
>>31831402
GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your a genius if u keep this up. plz MOAR!??!??
>>31835311
kek
>>31836560
hahahahahahahahahahhahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha
>>31836623
hahahahhaahhahahahahaahha
>>31836860
ahahahahahahahaah
aahahahaahhaahahaha!
>>31836618
>fish feel nothing
>>31840715
this was found in a Security Forces pass on book in UAE
>>31829043
>>31838440
I'm 90% German. No good at closing my right eye. Shoot left handed despite being right handed.
>>31836711
>those shell casings flying off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDHQjTxDRYk
In french but fully subbed. The voice acting is so stellar. I stumbled upon it by accident and thought it was well worth a post.
>>31835346
Never understood this argument
Bank robbery already is illegal
>>31841183
t. Sleuth of the Century
>>31838055
requesting the I'm a /k/ommando and I'm okay screencap
>>31835176
Well, Hickok always said you have to hold your mouth right
>>31836781
>Euro lovers coming to america to escape europe and wanting it to be more like europe
Ayn Rand was right again!
>>31841390
>farcry3.jpg
Someone have that comic of /pol/ calling /k/ in the middle of the night?
>>31831380
850lbs is a freakish large black bear...
>>31829043
>Arma AI
>>31837612
>>31839840
never 4 get
>>31831380
RIP in pieces a ram bae
>>31836781
You can barely see the top of his badge in the upper right.
>>31842594
Abu hajaar did nothing wrong
Got any more of these?
>>31841414
what's the joke?
>>31841387
Don't let this dumb bitch think all eyrofriends are like this. We don't want her either
>>31842954
Not completely /k/ related but there's tons of southerners here
>>31843808
That's such an ugly fucking house.
>>31843814
Really? Looks nice to me.
>>31835337
>>31843808
My family is in good relations with a family like this, surprisingly the kid isn't a douche and pays for most of his own shit
>>31827343
>>31843843
Seems like what most women want desu.
>>31843882
>stillbetterthanusaeducation.jpg
>>31841414
>>31841418
>>31841422
>>31841428
>>31841436
>>31841457
These are really dumb and not at all funny. Dadjoke tier cringe.
>>31843940
>>31842954
hahahahahahahahhaohwow.jpg
>>31835311
Filename made me smile loudly.
>>31828216
TACTICAL READING
>>31837612
i find this autistic
>>31843828
Too many fucking gables.
>>31844328
You can never have enough gables anon
>>31843725
More please
>>31840518
mspaint/10
>>31836781
How come liberals are the ones always thinking like this? "I could totally pull out a gun and murder everyone here"
>>31836524
It's a facebook page named "Untied Status Marin Crops".
>>31844617
Post the set please
Found this at Walmart in a book called "Concealed Carry" by Massad Ayoob
Does anybody havethat one spurdo comic where hes a soldier on firewatch and as hes falling asleep a small genie comes out of the stove telling to make three wishes and get the magic water
Seriously do you?
>>31841215
The whole point is that they'll just do it anyway. Which they do. It's the same reason why the majority of gun crime in the U.S of A is committed with shitty 9mms and shotguns, bought illegally. 'Make it illegal' isn't a magic wand that will stop crime.
>>31831137
>>31844899
That misses the point harder than a nigger aiming sideways. The reasoning behind making illegal the tools (including guns) whose main purpose is robbing banks (I'm fully aware it's less simple than that, I'm just going with the argument - roll with me here, ok?) is not to prevent them being used: is that, since they are "bank-robbing tools", if the cops catch someone with those tools and assume they ARE for robbing banks (and they WILL be assuming it, let's be serious here - that's their job) they can take action upon the illegal tool (read: arrest him) without having to wait for him to actually rob the bank.
Neitehr defending nor attacking the reasoning: just exposition. Now if you want to criticise the legal or illegal status of "bank robbing guns", you at least knwo what to criticise.
>>31836686
kek
>>31845357
>dat filename
>>31841387
>Ayn Rand
>>31829043
midair gopnik squat
>>31844872
Never mind I found it
>>31845245
your entire argument hinges upon the idea that having a 'bank robbing tool' makes you a bank robber, when in actuality the vast, vast majority of firearms owners are not criminals. Giving the police free reign to arrest law abiding citizens for having 'muh dangeris bank robin gunz!!!' is even worse than having a couple criminals with access to low capacity, inaccurate, barely concealable hunks of metal that any idiot can make in 2 minutes with a hack saw and a 100 dollar break action.
>>31845618
>your
Reading comprehension, Anon. Infravalued skill.
>>31845628
you are the one making the argument, the argument belongs to you.
your argument
>>31845628
you are argument? god you're fucking retarded
>>31835176
>operating
>come under fire
>sudden tooth ache
>aha!
>>31835273
I love these
>>31836462
This is the second weirdest thing I've seen all day.
>>31845729
i think you mean you're
>>31845357
Who needs their wrist anyway?
>>31845434
Do you
A) hate her because you've never read anything she's written and your college professor told you she's bad. Or
B) Did you actually read something and you formed your own opinion
>>31843816
That's just what they want you to think.
>>31840096
You dun goofed
>>31844214
facebook teir cringe
>>31837072
>not the infinitely more reliable pan fed
>faggot leard ur guns
>>31843940
Since when has CoD4 looked this good? It can't be the remake because it hasn't come out yet, right? Or is it modded?
>>31845902
>shitty writer is shit
>HURR UR BRAINWASHED MILENLIAONS!
She was just really shitty at writing. The speech that John Galt gave in Atlas Shrugged was almost 150 pages. Those 150 pages, in my opinion, is one of the worst, most smug, self absorbed, self serving, stupid self insert excerpts by any major author ever.
I'm not even arguing content right now, just writing styles. She wasn't ever able to write, she was terrible at it. In my humble opinion, the only reason she ever got off the ground was because the Ancaps and extreme Libertarians erected monuments to her smugness, regardless of her ability. What's worse is that the folks that worshipped her reaffirmed her smugness, leading her to make only progressively more smug and self absorbed creations in the future.
Not only is she a terrible person, she can't write for shit.
>>31845012
>>31836781
5hed
>>31847121
Kek
>>31843794
Kek
>>31838433
>fudd
a mosin is a butter knife gun, can do just about anything and be passable in performance even if it's not very good at it
>troll
well you made me post
>>31835235
This is both hilarious and terrifying. k/ is filled with lunatics that might have actually sent that in.
>>31844524
isn't that the super tree house one dude has been working on for like 10+ years?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OETSC38L0jw
>my lyrics got in
>>31845357
because fuck wrist that's why
>>31848198
I am laughing so hard that I've begun wheezing
>>31848198
I REMEMBER THIS! I JUST ABOUT DIED LAUGHING! THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS!
>>31848220
>Mfw I was the OP of that thread and I never expected it to go anywhere
>>31841436
Sounds like an effective way to kill myself.
>>31848666
K threads dead I'm done
>>31843843
Fucking Brutal
>>31841428
>1x scope included
Lost
>>31836766
>rail covers are on the sides of the handgaurd but not the bottom
>magazine has no rubber bump pad at the bottom, magazine being held is a 5.56 STANAG
i never actually noticed this before, what the fuck that's disgusting
>>31848693
whoever capped that was a newfag
>>31827343
>>31849482
>Enough of this nigger rigged bullshit like your car
I don't know why, but I lost it at that.
>>31841387
>>31843709
Guys, I hate to tell you, but she's an American. Born and raised West of Seattle. She's just an Anglophile who spends a bit of time in bongistan every so often.
>>31849764
That makes it even worse that she is a tryhard bong.
>>31849482
>>31849633
Oh God, this reminds me of a story
>be me
>be police
>brother is 16 living at home
>cruising around
>some fuccboi is doing like 10 over
>light him up
>walk up to vehicle
>is brother
>brother has new gf in the car
>she doesn't know me
>he gives me this look
>howdy can I see som-
>PIG, BUTTFUCKER
>DO YOU HAVE A WARRANT?
>grill starts freaking out
>calm down! Why are you yelling? GIVE him your license
>I now understand
>AM I BEING DETAINED?
>WHERE IS YOUR WARRANT?
>WHAT'S YOUR BADGE NUMBER
>start screaming back at him
>STOP RESISTING
>STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE
>FUCK YOU I HAVE A MILLION GUNS IN MY TRUNK
>PIGS IN A BLANKET
>I WILL BREAK OUT THIS WINDOW
>EAT SHIT, FRY EM LIKE BACON
>girl is bawling in the passenger seat, just a blubbering mess
>brother steps out of the car
>HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT
>BLACK LIVES MATTER, I IDENTIFY AS BLACK
>HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT
>I CAN'T BREATHE BECAUSE I'M BLACK
>at this point I lose it, just start laughing uncontrollably
>he loses it
>tell him he's good, but I'm gonna tell mom to beat his ass
>he gets into the car and drives off
>I follow him home
>his girlfriend, still crying, asks what's going on
>brother explains that were family
>girlfriend slaps him
>I cuff her and tell her she's going to jail for felony A&B
>she cries more
>I uncuff her
>brother and I both laugh uncontrollably
>she's still crying
And this is what it's actually like to be a cop in a town of less than 1000 people.
>>31847091
....But I dont see you saying you disagree with her
>>31850068
Well I do.
>inb4 you support statism
dystopias are bad, m-kay? from Orwell to Rand to London, pick your flavor, they're all bad. I just disagree with a lot of the extremism she espouses.
>>31849806
>I CAN'T BREATHE BECAUSE I'M BLACK
oh holy kek
>>31849806
>those last six sentences
>>31849806
Fucking keeeekkk
>>31849478
Also, railcover on the top and holding the 5.56 mag in the background. Liek what the fuck?
>>31840715
Who drew this picture of the Gear Queers?
I love it.
>>31848693
Launched grenades don't detonate unless the travel a certain distance
>>31849806
jesus cwithe
>>31850166
thats fine. I never read her, I did read "Road to Serfdom" by Hyeck...its dry as fuck but spot on.
>socialism compliments capitalism and never allow any one company to get too powerful
>>31849806
Hope this is true goddamn that's funny
>>31835318
I shot the c9 and thought it was okay. The 45 and 40 model is the giant brick POS.
>>31847040
It's come out on PS4 exclusively.
>>31847040
If you preorder early for console, you get early access to CoD 4 remaster campaign
It's good to see that the M9 model in game isn't as thin as paper anymore though
>>31836988
>clip
>>31845902
Found the edgy neckbeard that played too much Bioshock.
>>31850821
I don't play video games
So I guess your answer is "A"?
>>31850578
>this Autism
>this infestation of literal Larry's
What are we, /o/?
IT'S A HUMOR THREAD, WE DON'T REQUIRE YOUR SERVICES INTERNET FACT CHECKERS
>>31848670
God damn Japanese always bring the banter.
>>31836772
>tfw like the witness elite single
now I'm associated with the people that read this
>>31836865
You in TKRU?
>il fait nuit
This is a FAMAS?
>>31831710
So you wanna fuck with those guys who carry that text on their backs?
>>31840748
left handed right eyed here. honestly it's much better than having to buy left handed shit.
>>31831508
>implying cyrillic is relevant outside eastern europe
>implying cyrillic is relevant at all
>>31851026
Come at me bro
>>31843794
You are such a Brute.
>>31835364
>>31839890
Mission Impossible III bridge scene
>>31836639
Gold
>>31849764
>she
>>31836914
That looks hysterical what was it from?
>>31849806
>I CAN'T BREATHE BECAUSE I'M BLACK
Jesus fuck I'm in tears
>>31849806
This is why blue lives matter
>>31836645
You's a straight busta CJ.
>>31838433
Someone had their Wheaties pissed in this morning.
>>31835387
When was this made?
>>31838055
faggot.
>>31836744
Now that's what I call Handloading
>>31836580
>not naming it "/k/ infrographic threads"
>>31849806
Holy shit hahaha
>>31844663
>"I could totally pull out a gun and murder everyone here"
Projection maybe? I mean shit, they're the ones calling us baby killers.
>>31829602
But it was. Had a good laff.
>>31849806
Fake or not, that was gold
>>31849806
Someone cap this, for great justice.
>>31855133
Already did
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