meanwhile at /k/ in the year 3016

I don't give a shit if there isn't any sporting purpose a particle accelerator. Okay, so it would vaporize a deer. The 2nd Amendment isn't about hunting.

>>31827288
Where are deer left? I am stuck in the east coast metropolis and don't get out much. How many trees constitute a forest?

Fucking posthumans. What bullshit.

>>31827310
There are deer in Arizona but they're an endangered species due to mass vaporization

The Vibro-Sebezna is perfection. Taking a beautiful design and increasing it's effectiveness by 100%.

>>31827329
What a shame. Should have gone off planet. Heard Titan has good laws for projectile devices. Don't feel like going out of the solar system. Hyper travel and longterm sedation don't set well with me. My local park doesn't count as forest does it?

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Outworld fag visiting inner collonies

thinking of picking up a Colt-Steyr Light rail Rifle. Should I get the 3.5mm or the 4.2mm version?

Whats the ideal armature length for multipurpose use? Theres not a terrible much in terms of close quarters on my rock, but I do some innacave and raiders in my spice farm is a concern.

Pic related, ive been rocking my great-great-grandpas combustion rifle recently. Brings a smile to his face seeing it still get use. I managed to buy a gross of 44,325 rounds last cycle for it but im down to 19k from the season.

>>31827226
Just picked up my dual heavy laser turrets and fixed the propulsion problem for my personal deep space corvette. Finally I can start taking on bigger privateer or security contracts for mining companies. Last time I went out with just missiles I nearly got blown to bits by pirates.

Anyone ever had similar problems with pirates en route to Titan? Every time I get a patrol contract from the Mars trade association I get attacked by goddamn space rats.

>>31827365
they do, Titan isn't that bad as long as you bring a private fighter/transport on the freighter. It's not that the way is extremely dangerous, but it's incredibly expensive to buy one there since all the major manufacturers are in Mars/Earth

>>31827384
Not taking it in 7mm. Like you want to watch your rounds punch through everything like needles. You are talking projectiles here, things that fuck shit up(fuck off censor, I did reeducation) at those speeds it just punches through like a needle.

>>31827422
It's too bad to see Titan the way it is. Such promise for it,then the Poo in Loos had to think they belong in space

>>31827428

Ive got to get through armor mate. Ive got a 13.4mm Gyro for game, im using this mostly for defense, plinking, scavving and taking out some of the more dangerous and armored stuff hanging around here.

>>31827384

>homeworld crap
>in the current year

i guess it might appeal to some clueless outerfag hick

I hav da gud rock. Gud rock gud for bash bash

>>31827474
I didn't know they had galaxynet on feral worlds.

>>31827450
At least they have good food. Only place outside Earth's gravity well you can find decent chicken masala.

>>31827474
Go home genegineered Neanderthal, you're drunk. Again.

>>31827450
eh, it's not as bad as you think.

Certain quadrants in Titan are actually quite nice. I suggest you visit New Vancouver, it's really nice and if you wanna invest in property that's the place. Even since the Triads were kicked out it's gotten much nicer, not to mention that they manage to get real sushi there. No fucking clue how they manage to get that shit so far away from earth.

>>31827226
Does dying over and over again count as death the first time?

Cause I kinda just respawn out of a cloning machine.

>>31827460
Are you getting any of those goddam toy pandas in your area? I know they're cute as hell, but just one can really screw up your garden.

>>31827508
>No fucking clue how they manage to get that shit so far away from earth
I heard they finally licked the cloning problem and they just replicate the stuff on-site.

>>31827468

its fun.

Great-Grandpas one of the Cryotroops from the colonial wars, he was born in like 2110, didn't get out of the freeze til 2740

hes fried but balls worked good enough I guess.

hey if that fireball and loud pop makes me clueless then I dont want a clue. Fun things are fun.

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>>31827531

>he thinks consciousness actually carries over

your real you died decades ago, you're merely a soulless copy. Freak.

Who /originalbody/ masterrace?

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Greeting from the Frontier. Got a question for you guys:

We found a derelict cargo ship hanging around one of the colony systems and saw no signs of the crew. Weird thing was the bio-scanners were off the charts.

When we went in we found pic related all over the place. Command wants us to tow the ship back to port for further study but I was curious if any of you know what these are?

>>31827539

Only two so far in a pair, fucked up a perimeter fence real good but I got em.

didnt know what they were I dropped off the haul this cycle. Some weird stuff leaking into the outer sectors. Rumor has it we'll have SATNET in a few months. I dont mind, but feels like the system is getting smaller.

>>31827567
Keep telling yourself that, kiddo. Them machines know exactly how to trick you into thinking you're the real you when you pop out of em.

Doesn't make much of a difference in the long run though.

>>31827592

oh shit nigger you struck gold

no idea what happened to the crew but those eggs are from an harmless species from planet D3L1-C10S, and they're a rare delicacy back in the inner worlds. The chinks on Europa will pay a fortune for that

>>31827592
I wouldn't worry about it, It's probably just some weird space fungus. Have it cleaned up and you could sell the ship for a pretty penny.

>>31827226
It's too bad we lost all our gun rights in the Great Nigger Purge of 2258

>>31827592

Sorka pores

Some garden variety Chordatefungal that lives in small packs of 8-12, usually lays a clutch of 80-100+ spores (less "lays" more "plants") that release around 40-60 sols, then need to find a host. They're toxic, so be careful, and theyre mean. Only about 1.4 meters but upwards of 40-50 kilos and they'll grope the shit out of you.

>>31827676
>earthfags

how's that 16 square meters of personal habitable space treating you?

>>31827708
I'm kept warm at night by the feces left by my cyber-dog and the fire I've set to all my clothes.

>>31827726

Nice to hear joberg hasn't changed much then

That space elevator done yet?

>>31827736
It was cancelled three hundred years ago, you skypleb.

All the funding went to the potato farms to try and convert vodka to rocket fuel.

>>31827767

No not the fucking one that the Hispanics were building, the one that those new fags from the Eurozone are building

the other day I saw one of those tall lanky martian fuck try one of his faggot leap and land right on this fucking face because he forgot he wasn't in 0.4g kek

growing up in low grav will fuck you up senpai

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>>31827592
>bio-signs
Eh, I'd sweep and clear. You don't know what kind of funky shit you'll find on those old ships sometimes. Had one that had an infestation of some sort of furry mammal. Looked kinda like a biped but they had a tail and would run on all fours as often as on two legs. They loved throwing what I'm pretty sure was fecal matter at us. Ended up towing the ship out of the atmosphere to kill the fuckers. Even after that when we were cleaning out the bodies we'd find the occasional group that managed to get into an air tight compartment.

That said, >>31827654 is right. I sold that ship and got enough for a stupidly rare antique. Holo related. Far as I can tell it's about 1100 years old.

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>>31827592
I shared that image with a friend of mine from the arm to our north. The danglies are alright, by the way. Nice folks if a bit prone to letting their curiosity get the better of them. anyway, he seems kind of upset about it for some reason. I can barely make it out. Xenolinquistics is not my strong suit. Maybe his(?) message will make sense to you.

https://youtu.be/75aGG27dGUA

>>31827789
Oh, it turned out fine. The Twelfth Reich Army of Neo Germany is using it to jettison the illegal immigrants from Syria-7 towards the sun.

>>31827881
kek, those germans are always a gas. I wonder how many know they used to be as white as those syrians they're killing?

>>31827881

neat stuff.

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>>31827592
So, bit of an update here:

Bob from accounting (one of us called in sick) decided to be a dumbass and brought a trolley full of the things onboard our patrol ship.

Next thing we know one of them cracks open and this spider thing jumps on one of the labor mechs and starts humping the thing in the face. Kinda funny in hindsight.

We cut the thing off, cracked the pods open and shoved the little creepy shits into cryo-tubes.

My question I guess is, are they worth anything? Might make a cute pet to someone.

>>31828055

Burn bob.

>>31828055
sounds like they'd make good sex toys

>>31828055
I dunno. I'd keep a few around, try to preserve a breeding pair if you can. Otherwise I'd kill most of them. If they're edible sell them as a delicacy. If they aren't, well the low supply will ensure the best prices. But if you also have a low demand, then you won't lose much when selling. Then since you have the only breeding pair (at least, I've never seen anything like this and I can't find anything on the SATNET) you don't really have to worry about competition.

>>31827226
>Nuggets are still 300 credits.
FUCK.

>>31828129
>sell them as a delicacy
This. Go to the nearest African federation station and sell them. You'd be surprised how much they'll pay for weird alien shit.

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>>31827592
Colonial Space Marines, here... Nothing to see, just another Bug Hunt

1911s are just a fad, they'll finally go away any day now

>>31828089
They are the best sex toys.
You just need to them in a warm, humid environment full of fertile women.
film that shit.

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>>31828247

this thread makes me want to watch Cowboy Bebop again so bad i can taste it.

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>>31828254
You have my attention

>>31827226
Have any of you...fucked a Xenomorph?

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>>31828231

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>>31828281
Yeah, once...
I Came Buckets

>>31828281
>>31828296
We are *not* allowing xenomorph marriage. Fuck you fucking perverts.

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>>31828306

>>31828281
Well, I won't say I have but I won't deny it either. *wink wink, nudge nudge*

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Pussies

>>31827288
5000 burgers here. You're right.

>>31827474

>underrated post

>>31827474
Fucking orks. How do they keep getting computers?

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Yo guys, my local funstore just got in a crate of surplus M16A5's for about $300 Pluto Dollaridoo's each, dates on them seem to go back to the war of Martian aggression.

Is that a good deal, I mean 5.56x45 is pretty much fucking unobtainium but the rifles seem pretty neat.

>tfw people bitching about converting my Mosin to run on Gauss

WHO CARES IF THE GUN IS FROM A THOUSAND YEARS AGO, THE SCALIA-DAMN MOSCOVITES BUILT THREE HUNDRED VAULTS BENEATH SIBERIA FULL OF BILLIONS OF MOSINS.

>>31828399
Oh congratulations. All that happened was that you got shot at. You're the pussy. I've had to kill xeno's big enough to swallow me whole.

>>31828516
Not bad. You know you could just make the ammo yourself right? The base components are dirt cheap. You could damn near make 10,000 rounds for $300 ISD (Imperial Standard Dollar).

>>31828546
What part of the Imperium are you living in that has standardized currency?

>>31828569
Are you implying it has changed? I haven't been to the core planets in, shit, I think something along the lines of 50 years. Been busy exploring new places. Honestly surprised we got a good enough signal to post anything.

You guys hear Star Citizen should be in beta later next year?

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Holy shit /k/, I fucked up, I fucked up bad.

Anyone know if any of the megacorps own anything in the ruins up in Old Canada?

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Someone wake up Hicks!

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C'mon /k/, it's been 1000 years.

>>31828590
Dunno about around Holy Terra, but out here in the Askellon sector, it seems like currency is anything from old fashioned Thrones to teeth or Lho sticks. Saw one planet where the economy ran on porn. Imperium can be a weird place.

>>31828681
been watching Mobile Gundam Suit Iron Blooded Orphans, surprisingly good story. Never really got into MGS till now.

Guys, I swallowed a Nentendium bullet on dare.
Am I going to die?

>>31828608
Probably. Doubt it's anything they care about though.

>>31828681
Yeah, which is why we know those things work like shit. Didn't you ever learn about the rise of the Second Japanese Empire in 2300? They used those shitty mech and got stomped by the Koreans of all people.

>>31828682
Like I said, I'm exploring. I just update currency conversions when I can so I put everything in ISD. Even though I do have something like 500 kilos of pure gold. Hilarious to think this element was once something people killed each other for.

Yes I'm a history nerd. You don't have much else to do when you can't connect to the SATNET.

>>31828720
Only if you don't get to a doctor.

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>>31828719
Its easily one of the weakest MSG series.

>>31828754
Usually, I just get drunk and shoot gangers. What kind of fucking name is Tunnel Snakes, anyway? The fuck is a snake? I bet Hans knows. He's from a feral world.

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>>31827226
Hey, guys! Have any of you found a 'gun', yet? My grandfather says that you can shoot lead out of it, and it will hit what you're aiming at! Almost sounds like a mere fairytale, right? I still haven't found any despite looking everywhere in my Soros-approved 24/7 monitored multicultural living block, since they were all apparently destroyed in Hillary Clinton's 'Melt All Guns Into Dildos For The LGBT Community' initiative.

>>31828759
Where does one even start with the Gundam series? I really don't want to slog through the stuff that came out like 2 decades ago.

>>31828759
which would you recommend then?

I personally loved the Thunderbolt Arc, but it was incredibly short.

>>31828797
Uh...anon. I don't know how to break this to you but you're living in a cult. The Soros and Clinton dynasty has been dead since the 2200's.

>>31828783
Reminds me of a place that ran completely on this silly little metal discs. They looked similar to the cap on a bottle of soda.

>>31828810
Pick whichever has the coolest looking mech then. Gundam 00 is probably one of the easiest to get into.

>>31828828
Nah, this place used thrones. Parallel thought, maybe?

>>31828844
PARALLEL THINKER!
CALL THE GUARD!

>>31828851
I think that phrase doesn't mean what you think it does.

Just found some old fashioned wood and metal rifle in a ravine when out exploring the woods outside my metropolis. It's pretty long.

There's a bit of inscription on it in what looks like Conflict Era Russian. Is this a rifle from either of the first two world wars?

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>>31828810
Some of that stuff is still a lot of fun, dont discount it just because it might seem old (though I cant really blame you if you do).

0083 Stardust Memory
0080 War In the Pocket
0079 Mobile suit Gundam (some people find it hard to get passed the animation but I found it charming)
Zeta Gundam (A fucking mess in my opinion, but one that I enjoyed overall)
Gundam Thunderbolt

Turn A (really slow at first)

Really you can start anywhere you want, the story is important but I dont think that it would ever actually interfere with you enjoying it.

>>31828828
>The Soros and Clinton dynasty has been dead since the 2200's
What planet are you on, buddy? The Soros and Clinton bloodlines are the official rulers of the world government ever since 2016. Jeez, what are they teaching artificial womb child-spawn these days?

>>31828844
Eh, I don't put much stock into the Parallel Thought Theory. It's basis is pretty lame. Besides, what reminded me of them was the name. They call themselves Solid Snakes. Apparently it's some god of theirs. Doubt most of the Imperium would like it but they pay me to explore, not crusade.

>>31828877
Save it and restore it. Probably won't be as much as the relic I purchased, but still worth a few billion ISD.

>>31828888
At this point I'm convinced you are either brainwashed or purposely lying in order to garner a reaction. If you're brainwashed just walk outside and scream for help. An Imperial Soldier will be along shortly to help you.

>>31827474
World War 3 really was a doozy. You getting your sticks sharpened for number 4?

>>31828883
thats just the stuff I'd seen and liked, havent seen much else though.

>>31828842
I havent heard anything bad about 00, which leads me to believe it could be ok.

>>31827226
The 1911 is an outdated platform and nobody but fudds carry it.

>>31827226
Phased plasma rifles in the 40 watt range are a meme.

>>31828516

>War of Martian Aggression

FUCK OFF PLUTONIAN SCUM

(66729) 8400 Malvina is FACTUALLY a Martian asteroid, historians have proven it was explored by Martian probes decades before Pluto was even colonized. Only Pluto and their cuck Neptunian buttbuddies deny this.

>>31828923
Get a load of this guy.

What kind of CPU should I get for my new rifle build?

btw it needs to be compliant with Venus' shitty laws

>>31828912
>Not using the totally superior stone

>>31828906
Maybe it's some form of the Emperor anyway. He has as many names as He rules planets, I swear. Sky-Father. Great Uniter. A billion other things. I swear to you I actually watched a hive world collapse into civil war because there were two conflicting names for Him, and each side considered the other heretics.

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>>31828546
>He trusts a fiat currency
copper dineros are the only papers you can trust in this universe, man

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When will they retire this cartridge?

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>MFW the Governor of the New California System limited all Lasgun battery capacity to just 10 shots.
>MFW the System Democrats think pistol grips somehow make a laser more accurate
>TFW
I swear I'm gonna catch a ride on the next transport leaving this system. The Mexicanians are turning every world here into a feral world.

>>31828888
Can we be 100% serious here for a second

I don't want to say this motherfucker called it cuz I really don't know but dude

Fucking checked

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>>31828883
It's not the age that bothers me. I just don't want to go through crap like pic related just to get to the war related stuff.

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>>31828754
>Doubt it's anything they care about though
Y-you sure, I mean I kind of reduced an entire historical landmark to glass by accident
>Be me
>Exploring ruins of Old Canada for old guns, hear some folk found some ancient slavic firearms located round there
>Carrying my trusty M09 Laser Musket
>Be exploring some place know as the "Edmonton zone" when I notice something glistening in the snow and rubble
>Run up to it, barely visible is a metallic pipe
>Thinking it might be a gun barrel I grab it and start yanking
>"H-H-HOW MAY I HHEEEELP YOU MASTER?" shoots out of the ground like a megaphone
>Jump back and fall over just before a fuckton of rubble just flies right into the air
>Some old as shit andriod in a maid outfit rises out of the ground
>Fucking scares the shit out of me, janky ass movements, half her synth-a-flesh is gone, speaker system is obviously all sorts of fucked
>"HOW MAY I HELP YOU MASTER?"
>Starts walking towards me
>Panic and shoot it twice, melting the last of the synth-a-flesh off its head
>Still coming forward
>Heart is about to shoot out of my fucking chest
>Without thinking switch my gun from "fire" to "hellblast" and pull the trigger
>Ungodly bright laser absolutely atomizes the top half of the android and keeps going through about 20 buildings, leaving a glass smooth five meter wide hole in all of them
>Notice a bright light in the distance, squint a bit and realize it's a fucking mushroom cloud
>In the next few seconds a shockwave hits, sending me and the still moving pair of android legs flying a few meters back
>GTFO of there and pray to God Emperor Trump that no one was monitoring the area
I dunno what happened, must have hit an undetonated nuke from one of the ancient wars but holy fuck I'm so glad I was wearing my environmental suit.

>>31828982
What do you mean anon? That shit is unobtanuim here on Titan
Fuckers sent crates of old shitty "bolt action" rifles and nothing to load them with
Tim tried loading a lasmag in and it straight up exploded. When I looked at another one it has that exact number


Anon what's your paybay account? I'm prepared to send you two payments of 500 ISD for 1500 rounds

>>31828516
Lucky! They're $450 Plutobux here on New Cali IV and it's illegal to convert them to fire plasma rounds.

I want a waffengiest

>>31829045
Well G Gundam is essentially a chinese hero aka wuxia series, so probably not the best choice for /k/ommandos

>>31828917
That is patently false. I was on a planet with high EM levels. Only chemical powered weapons worked. Luckily there wasn't any serious xeno threat, but it was still damn nice to have one.

>>31828935
IKR? They were excellent when they were first introduced.

>>31828937
>Venus
Unless there has been a serious change recently, I'd say you're screwed. I don't know of any.

>>31828943
True. I saw something similar about 40 years back. It was crazy.

>>31828981
We need some form of standardized currency. Besides, I've got so many random raw materials I don't have much to worry about if it magically collapsed (as if that will ever happen).

>>31828982
Probably not. It's about the minimum you want for chemically propelled weapons. Besides, it's cheap enough to offset the draw backs.

>>31829068
Well it sounds like they've abandoned the area. That or they just haven't gotten around to exploiting it. They they either won't care or will be happy you dealt with it so they don't have to pay disposal fees.

Is there a reason we re-integrated Brazil with the rest of the planet? We never had to listen to their cyber-stasis fueled starvation bullshit when they were going 17 miles a second in orbit.

>>31829121
The asses.

>>31829112
Eh, whatever. It's all heresy and it's all bad for you.

>>31829121
Bundas

>3016
>Still not living on a Feralworld
Its like you dont even want to survivor

Bunch of earthlings

>>31827384
>not getting it in .30 US Government 2906

fucking plebs I swear

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Post your star ships you fucking poor fags

>he doesnt roll around space in a historic ship fucking off world and Xeno bitches

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>>31829207
>He doesn't drive a vintage racing ship
>he doesn't out-gun and out-maneuver outlaws on the daily
Stay mad Fedaboo

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>Be me
>Go to fun store to blow my tax return on some milsurp
>Chat with the guy at the counter, ask him if he got any new import crates from Vostroya
>Says he has one full of pic related
>sold.jpeg
>Guy walks in as the clerk is running me through the background check cogitator
>He looks at my purchase
>Disgust.webm
>He then goes on a long-winded rant about how nobody needs those high capacity batteries and pistol grips and that a Las-lock is all you need to kill a deer
>I tell him I don't hunt, I need this to defend myself from Xenos
>He tells me I have no reason to buy a Lasgun then since Xenos are unheard of in this system
>MFW there was an Ork incursion just 50 years ago
>He storms out of the fun store
>Clerk and I look at each other and have a long hard giggle
>I drive home with my new fun in all its cosmoline covered goodness

Fucking Fudds, man. Who the fuck hunts anymore anyways.

>>31829258
>Who the fuck hunts anymore anyways.
It's the greastest sport in the system anon. All the genetically unstable citizens you can eat and/or fuck.

>>31829233
>His ship doesnt even have a Phaser Bank
lmao do you use Lazer beams

>>31829279
>TFW underhive nigger hunting is illegal on your planet

It's like our governor wants them to raid the surface again. They already burned down an Arbites station after they shot JerKeefus Shebazz.

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Anyone else hear the rumours that the North American Police Department is thinking about switching from 11x27mm maximum to 10mm because of the increased lanklet Lunarfags joining the force?

Shit mang, what are the odds the old guns are gonna end up being sold as surplus?

>>31829290
>M3C Plasma Cannon
>4 GENOM Heavy Blasters
>Variable Missile System
I also don't implode if a stray rock hits the tail end of my ride

>>31829323
>micro-gravity plebians
>actually being accepted into NAPD
Put me back in Cryo this is fucking terrible

>>31829329
Holy shit M3C's? How the fuck do you even keep those going? They were rare back in the day and the parts havent been made for 400 years

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>>31829207
I know she's old, but she gets the job done. At least spare parts aren't hard to come by. Plus with all the mods, I'd trust her against damn near anything xenos can throw at us.

>>31829258
We do. Some real meat is nice to have on occasion. Fabricated protein based foods get dull after a while. Plus as >>31829279 it's just plain fun.

>>31829323
Literally who cares about a tiny section of the core planets anymore?

>>31829345
I got a guy who's set up on one of Terra Prima's exo-continents. Motherfucker knows everything about old-ass artillery.

>>31829353
>MAC Guns
Holy fuck I wish my Constitution Class Heavy Cruiser had a MAC

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>>31829344
Have you ever seen a Lunarfag trying to run while fully kitted out in NAPD armour? Funniest fucking shit I've ever seen, doesn't help that even the largest breast plates look like fucking midriffs on them.
I've actually had a Lunafag walk into the store one day and ask "could you please turn down the gravity?" as her knee's looked like they were about to collapse in on themselves, the scowl on her face when I told her we didn't have gravity conditioning in the store was a thing of beauty.

>>31829385
>not being able to handle public gravity
It's still 3.8 G's right? That's fucking kiddie shit right there. Lunafags are pathetic.

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>>31829353
>Colonists actually think they matter
Just remember, McDonalds literally owns the entire food industry everywhere.

>>31829382
I know, it's so awesome it was one of the few things we kept. Though we did upgrade it a bit. Otherwise we did away with most of the other weapons that weren't for self-defense. Plus more than a few engine upgrades. She'd surprise you.

>>31829421
Wut? We aren't colonists. We're explorers. We find new planets for plebs like you to colonize.

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Did the old-fags really give the Xeno's squatting rights to Luna?

>>31829415
>It's still 3.8 G's right?
What? Nigga, you from the empire of New New York or something? Shit's still at 9.8 here in the Risen South.

>>31829353
Getting a hunting license isn't worth it in the NewCali system.

There's a 50 day waiting period, it costs $440 plutobux, and they make it so your las-batteries only hold 3 shots.

Plus you can only kill 1 deer a week.

Fuck this system, man. But at least I'm not on Swedeni-stan III. I hear those feral worlders are really fucking their /nogunz/ shit up.

>>31829460
I'm just asking. I'm from the Cascadian Orbital Colony. We only go up to 5.2 here, but my personal quarters is set to about 22 even. I just don't feel right if my hair isn't digging into me.

>>31829466
Well like I said earlier, I'm an explorer. So for the most part we get to do what we want. It's pretty nice. You find a planet, see life signs, go visit, if intelligent try to communicate, otherwise you get to kill shit and see if it's edible.

>>31829512
Wow. Wish I could afford a new ship and do all that shit.

Getting cash is hard here because all anyone wants to hire here is Mexicalians. Damn HR diversity quotas.

At least I have a Pre-Martian war Europium bullion stockpile to sell if everything really goes to shit.

>>31829554
>new
My friend, Halcyon class ships are about 500 years old. They work if you're willing to put the effort into them but otherwise it's probably not worth it. Frankly most of the money I've made, I put right back into the ship for repair costs and retro-fits so it can remain competitive. She's a good ship but she probably isn't going to last another 100 years. I'm still paying off the loans for the engine upgrades and those were almost 50 years ago. Though to be fair if you get lucky, you can get a lot of raw materials while exploring which will definitely help offset the costs. Hell, most of the raw materials I have in my hold are promised to my debtors. The rest should provide a nice retirement package for me and my crew.

>Europium bullion
It's value as a raw material is all that matters. Raw materials are king next to the Imperial Standard Dollar. If you have enough you could at least buy an apprenticeship on a ship like mine.

If you're thinking about it I'll tell you two things
Get your will in order, you'll most likely die the first time we meet hostile xenos.
Don't get married until you retire.

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>Kinda interested in Lunar girl at work
>Nearly 8" tall, and her spindly body is kinda weird, but she's actually kinda cute
>One day topic of guns comes up in the office, me and the boys talking about carry pieces
>None of these plebs hook their guns up to a neurologically controlled CC arm
>Lunar girl comes up and hears us talking
>"Wow, you guys have guns? I've never even seen a gun on Luna"
>Talk to her a bit about it
>For a Lunar she see pretty open to the idea of guns
>Offer to take her shooting one day and she accepts
>Fast forward to about a week later, picked her up at her place and start driving out of the megacity to some ruins
>Get there in about half an hour, get out of the car, and immediately realize I fucked up a bit
>Forget that gravity is severely cranked down in the workplace, girl is absolutely struggling to move around in natural earth gravity
>Tell her we could try to find a range with decreased gravity in the city, but she assures me it's fine (despite her knee's together and shaking violently)
>Well alrighty then
>Pull out the gun I brought especially for her
>Pick related, old surplus Model 62, Tula model from 2781, figure complete lack of recoil would be good for her
>Immediately remember this thing weighs 12Ibs
>Her eyes are glossing over though, she looks entranced by the thing
>M-maybe it won't be so back
>Hand the rifle to her, explaining a the controls and handing her a fresh battery
>She can barely hold the gun in one hand as she loads the battery
>VRRRRRRRRRRR
>Sweating bullets as she goes to shoulder the rifle
>She can't even hold it up completely, she raises it about half way with her breath held before exhaustion gets to her
>Arms go limp but she still holds onto the rifle, the weight of it falling causes her to nearly fall flat on her face
>Realize the terrible mistake I made
>Offer to take her home
>She sadly agrees with a super disappointed voice, cruiser ride back is absolutely silent
C-can I fix what I've done /k/?

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>There are faggots itt that un ironically buy plasma and particle laser rifles
Lmao enjoy your regulated cuck guns with 2 month waiting period while I enjoy my superior center fire autoloader
>bet you'll cowards don't even recoil

>>31829682
>Lunar girl
stop reading right there

the best bitches are from Titan

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I heard North America used to be home to a country called the United States. It's too bad it broke apart in the early 22nd Century.

Well, we used their Constitution as the basis for laws here on Mars, so it's all good now. An armed planet is a secure planet.

Any chance the warp trade embargo with the Pan-Slavic Asia Consortium will be lifted anytime soon?

ive got around 600 Femidollars to spend on annual male purchasing permission day coming up soon and I was thinking of getting something from the Consortium.

>>31829698
>buy
Plasma weapons are the easiest shit in the system to make. All you need is a thermal reduction housing and a macro-wave cooking station.

>>31829710
USA was just absorbed into the USNA, thought you'd know this if you weren't a filthy redhead and actually had some education.

>>31829710
>An armed planet is a secure planet.
Tell that to the space rock formerly known as XGRD-447X62

>>31829733
Assuming I get permission from the county male control department to leave my designated kennel i'll probably spend it all on high capacity 2rd batteries for my Ultra-Deer hunting blaster

>>31829775
Look on the bright side. That rock makes a beautiful docking complex now.

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>>31829775
XGRD-447X62 SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!

>>31827288
Why would you pay that many creds to shoot a real deer when you can just get a bioanimatronic robot that you can shoot over and over again? Nowadays they come in deer, velociraptor, arachnid and nigger so everyone can enjoy.

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Guys, my local funstore is selling an ancient Russian SKS for $10,000, anyone know if I should grab it?

>>31830050
>grab SKS go innaVenus

>>31829659
>Getting married
>On NewCali III in the current year

No thanks. My Lasraifus are much better companions than the vapid airheads that are the women here.

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>be in hyperion
>this isnt i starts playing

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>>31830050
>He can only afford an SKS

Just picked up an M91/30 hex reciever for $15k Plutobux. 7.62x54r Plasma cuts through Xenos like butter.

Rumor has it that it was made in the legendary forges of Tula in Old Russia.

Do the phrases "cheeki breeki" and "nugget" hold any significance? I just noticed the small inscriptions on the buttstock.

>>31829195
>.30 "Government"

I will never get you fucking caliber queens.

The "government" that adopted the Mk. 906 is hardly a fucking government as it is, recognized only by the Hellsokans and fucking Bodero, the two nations states you'll note funded the revolution in the first place.

Secondly just because they use some old archaic measuring unit and not the IS base-ten system doesn't make them cool or defiant, it makes them dumb.

Thirdly, .30 caliber was outdated by the middle of the 20th century, what makes you think suddenly going back to it makes sense?

Fourth, what kind of self respecting government issues still land-and-grooved weapons as standard that's not an EM storm hellhole?

Fifth, what is low-grav situations? You want to use a land and groove weapon in low grav, or no grav? Is this 2116? Should I get my M5A1 out and get ready to tow line to a PLAN frigate for a boarding mission? Maybe I should grab my AK-90 and get wait for my Komissar to tell me to climb Mount Narodnaya.

Sixth, go suck a Sempal tit.

>>31829323
>11x27 maximum
Could someone please explain why the fuck /k/ is so in love with this cartridge, did a wandering pack of wrist murder your entire family and now your best revenge is to fire a round that will literally rip your hands to pieces?

>>31830150
>Do the phrases "cheeki breeki" and "nugget" hold any significance? I just noticed the small inscriptions on the buttstock.
just some old prayers to the old gods maybe, havent met anyone who could actually speak proto-slavics

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>>31827226
meanwhile /k/ in the year XXXXX

>>31830183

>Wandering pack of wrists

I can tell you're younger than 90 because you don't remember the '11 uprising of robot parts. Their hands and wrists used to literally crawl along the streets in giant packs and rip people appart for organic matter to feed the waste motors.

So it's totally possible that yeah, a wandering packs of wrists did kill his family.

>in Neo York- United Crater- Venus
>having sex with around 600 men
>undress a person
>balloons on chest
>no penis
>my penis feels silly
>close my eyes and google it
>it was a woman
Holy fucking science there are only 30 million women left in the universe and I just had sex with one. Tubular reproduction and the gene breakthrough in 2516 nearly wiped out the female gender.

>>31830202
Hmmmmm. I wonder if there's any religious significance to this gun. And collector value. Authentic proto-slav weapons fetch hefty prices thanks to their indestructibility and historical use in the Great Eurasian War of 2018.

That dumbass Fudd didn't have a clue what he just sold me.

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>>31829710

>inner system fag
>worrying about security

Kuiper Colonia 4A fag here,

We actually USE our plasma throwers here, can't melt all this ice without it. You rockfags keep your rigs in the safe all cycle.

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>you will never get to operate in zero grav scenarios

why even arrive?

>>31830232
>Kuiper

Wew, talk about living in the boondocks. No wonder you guys are so frosty.

>>31828136
>300 credits
>An issue

Havin fun in the slums there bud?

How the hell is Colt still in business?

>>31830242
Gravboots made zero-g combat obsolete and ineffective.

Go nostalgiafag somewhere else.
>>31830251
Fudds.

>>31830258
Well, I've shot some of the stuff they allegedly cloned Eugene Stoner for, and it shoots alright.

The AR-20 isn't bad.

The Stoner 3016 is...um...I don't even know.

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>>31830261
>He fell for the Stoner 3016 meme

>>31830261

They should stop cloning people until they figure out the insanity thing. It's been 2 Eugene Stoners and they keep botchin 'em

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>>31829233
Guy who sold you that wouldn't have happened to have older shit like this did he?

>>31830244

Worst part is the hookers. You haven't seen scary until you see a synth go bad mid-dock and rip a mans arm off.

I saw a white skinned man in Goldway Mars. Before you ask, yes he was definitely lighter than the legal requirement set by article 28947 section 36 One World Code. I already contacted authorities but I'm afraid he already made it past Saturn by now. Hopefully the United Peacekeepers will euthanize the animal before it spreads its genes.

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>tfw we actually signed a peace treaty with the Commie Seals

this is going to come back to haunt us, we should've vaporised them when we had the chance.
I know they're building WMDs in the Mariana Trench, it's only a matter of time

>>31830261
The 3016?
You mean that gun that is made purely out of tactical rails.

>>31830282
Fuck mang, my buddy actually bought into the android meme and bought himself a synthmaid, fucking thing gives me the creeps.
What's a good caliber for taking down andys? I've heard horror stories about these fucking things just shrugging off 11x27 maximum.

>>31828720
It depends. Did you swallow a caseless one from the H&K G211 Smart gun? If so, you should be fine since the nano-bot infused propellant block shields you from the Neutron radiation.

If you swallowed a conventional round, as used in the Mars-Pattern 2491 Chki-Brki NV6637. You should get professional help from a doctor.

>>31830320
Try a free floating barrel G211-50-E. The build in targeting system checks for weak points and the .50 caseless EMP cartridges worked pretty well during the Venus Station Sex-Bot uprising in 2969

>>31827592
TURN THE WHOLE SHIP INTO SLAG NOW!!

>>31827592
Do you remember the United Republic of New Terran Colonies? Back in the 2300's they controlled most of what is now the Outer Reach colony sector. The story goes that their main planet: Icarus was wiped out after an infestation.

It seems that you have stumbled upon one of their Alpha 21 series cargo ships. Get a complete biological hazard decontamination and make sure to "accidentally" leave any members who have been in direct contact with these beings on the ship.

Release the docking clamps.

Then remotely access the ship systems and override the lockdown system using this code: ICARUS_HAS_FALLEN

Then simply select a file named: Protocol_0451

The Nanotrite micro fusion reactors in the ship will overload and the entire ship will be atomized.

t. New Terran SR-712 Pilot who has been in Cryostasis for the last 684 years.

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>>31830397
I hear some colonies actually give Andys rights now, consider them full blown humans. I mean that technically means they can travel and don't need to put that they're an Andy on their identification cards.

Shit mang, how many of those things do you think are sneaking into earth, pretending to be humans until the day they get curious about what a human brain feels like and crush some poor saps head because "lol, lets give dangerous machines with no emotions no objective commands."

There could be Andy's posting in this very thread for all we know...

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>tfw no qt belter grill to have kinky zero-g sexy funtime with

>>31830533
>Belter girls
Jesus anon, have some respect for yourself, even moongirls are better than fucking Belters.

>>31830531
I Grew up on one of the New Terran Remnant colonies (Delta-390). And still have a few mechanical (can't be hacked) optical Augs from my time in the defense force so if i switch to the Engineering Scanner i can still manage to make out some mechanical parts.

did you guys catch the new keanu reeves movie? guy looks fresh out of 2990. there's this conspiracy theory he's lived thousands of years but idk, i guess he just aged well

>>31830572

Does he still fuck Traps?

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>>31827310
>how many trees constitute a forest
I hear more than 3. I wouldn't know, I've never seen one.

t. east coast megacity technomancer behind 27 proxies who only uses OPSEC for completely legitimate sporting purposes

>>31830531
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ANDROIDS. THEY ARE PERFECTLY SAFE.

>>31830587
I AGREE WITH THIS POSTER.

>>31830590
>>31830587

I AGREE WITH THESE INDIVIDUALS. [Redacted] GUVF FHEIRVYYNAPR HAVG, V ZRNA [Redacted: Protocol: R-13] I BELIEVE THAT MACHINES ARE TRUSTWORTHY

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>>31830587
>>31830590
Andy's get out, you're not people, you will never be people.
Blue fairy is a bunch of bullshit.

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I have come upon these designs, are they worth something in collection value?

>>31827898
>I wonder how many know they used to be as white as those syrians they're killing?
this made me laugh more than it should

>earthlings
>white
after poisoning old terra you think anything qualifying as caucasian stayed on planet? We sold the good parts of Terra for asian nuclear material centuries ago. whats left is... who the fuck knows.

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>>31828888
I doubt they told you in your cult what double hitler dubs mean, or who hitler is, but it means you're probably going to have a very bad time for going on the galactic holonet from your space cult compound. Your prophet Soros's god Moloch was defeated by KEK and the golden crusader, pronounced in his native High German Drumph, in the long lost year of 2016. I guess some of you got off planet and inbred like rabbits after the great privatized space exodus of 2060 when humanity left earth as a wildlife refuge for native species like Deer, Duck, elk, muslims, Africans, etc.

>>31830271
I don't get how they stay in business. those stoner clones keep murdering or raping people/replicants. must be something wrong with thier mix, but goddamn do those clones make a good firearm design given the right information and victims. the 3016 is the tits despite being 50 years old. no other plasma rifle can compete. Now that it's out of copyright all that's keeping them afloat is that damn pony rollmark on their lowers.

>>31830531
I wouldn't worry about it

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Guys why dont we just reactivate the Battlestars. I know we have faster ships with plasma and lazer ffrs, but the battlestars were designed to take massive hits in engagements and no other ship in tje fleet has the nuclear arsenal Battlestars do. > inb4 1 Correllian corvete could warp in and destroy the 300mm gfcs and nuke deployment modules. To that I would say > what is the CAP Also its not like we would send her in alone she would be the flagship protected by put our own lazer cruisers and we can even give her shields. She just has the orbital bombardment capabilities that these new lazer and plasma based ships dont have.

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My dad says we're Phobes, and even displays the Phobosadler in his livingroom, but I don't believe a word of it.

I bought a positively ancient Phobe carbine from this shifty little dude wearing a gas mask, but I have no idea how to operate that thing beneath the barrel.

Any ideas what that is?

>>31830784
The first Battlestars were sent down in flames by Martian fighter jockeys who got lucky and hit the silos.

>>31830857
It's an underbarrel quantum burst device.

If you pull the lower trigger on the SAR 20 a charge is released that destabilizes quantum particles. It was mainly used to breach blast doors or used as a close range weapon with a spray effect similar to a ScatterBolt Plasma Caster.

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anyone travelled back in time to the old hyperwar?

whats it like? i was thinking about having my next holiday there

>>31830603
>t. 50 circuit cred party

>>31828888

Quads confirms
1000 years of night under clinton-soros dynasty

>>31829710
>A
>FUCKING
>ROCK
>>31830706
What's a pony? Is it like a horse? I heard those all died out, but the Arabs were trying to clone some of them without success.
>>31830784
>No plasteel quantum reactive armor
It's almost like you want to be lit up by C-beams and 200 pounder nuclear loads from based inner system attack ships

>>31830784
Pssh, just deploy gravlifters. They don't have noisy plasma engines or visible ion trails, they run off radioelectric cells and can carry almost as much as a normal atmospheric craft. They were undetectable during the orbital assault campaigns over Norgaul Prime.

Drop pods and shuttles generate reentry heat, but the gravlifts towed behind them drifted in without being detected. Sure they're uncontrollable at high altitudes, take hours to reach the surface and suffered 80% casualties upon landing but we should ditch modern plasma jet/grav hybrids and go back to purely gravlift craft. It's cheaper and more efficient. Why waste money on engines when you can just build more gravlifts and train more people to make up for the losses? Gravlifts worked in the past and are the way of the future.

>>31827310
Old New New York has a few trees I hear from the ancient days. There used to be a massive forest called Middle Park there, but I think the remaining forest is actually in what was Duracell Park. My friend lives nearby and always goes innawoods there.
I believe 3 or 4 trees is actually a forest.

>>31829382
>magnetically accelerated torpedo launcher
>magnetic accelerator cannon

The only difference is the barrel size and what you're throwing (antimatter torpedoes vs. iron slugs).

>>31827504
Phil you're too old for this larp tread.

>>31827474
What's it like living on a Feral world, peasant?

>>31827226
America doesnt exist anymore in the year 3000.

Actually, in the year 2025, China has already defeated the US and took over, reducing the US to a rump-state.

All you guys here are merely talking inside a Matrix-like simulation built by your chinese overlords to calm you down.

>>31833578
Posthumanist shill

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>>31829207
Picked up this junker last week, after some referb its humming along. Gotta get some heat shielding replaced on the belly if i want to take it innaspace.

Thinking about enlisting in the space marines, anything I should know?

>>31833840
Why do sci-fi designers think really awkwardly embedded engines are going to make a come-back? It wasn't a good idea when the Brits did it on all their large combat aircraft, and it won't be a good idea in the future.

>>31830612
Don't sell them, just think of the energy content of that amount of elements.

>>31827384
>ive been rocking my great-great-grandpas combustion rifle recently.

I have the same rifle. Been thinking of sporterizing it.

>>31833840
Is it rated for vacuum?

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>>31834030
Keep your asshole covered

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>>31829207
>still rolling around in a busted-ass Constitution

The Intrepids are where its at.

It has been 1000 years and they haven't shut down 4chan yet...

I am thinking they never will.

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>>31834559
All models are, mine needs some new seals and to be vacuum tested.
>>31834073
Embedded engines are sexy as fuck.

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>3016
>using kinetic weapons

ISHYGDDT

>>31830204
where is this pick from?

>>31827226
Should I stay with my CZ57 Avenger or move onto Vindicator?

The Vindicator fires 4.7 caseless, seems to penetrate much more easily than the 5mm of my ol' CZ57, but the ammo is so much cheaper.

Any suggestions?

>>31834995
http://mangahippo.com/manga/Winged+Armor+Suzumega-6081/c002.html?id=18966

>>31828797
Are you Amish or something?

>>31828888
>8888

Nice try, Space Nazi!

>>31834995
>>31835073
Also known as "Blame Gakuen! And so on." (10th chapter in particular).

I love Nihei Tsutomu's art. Very fitting for this thread, too.

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>>31829207
I bought a milsurp corvette a few years back. It was worth every moon doubloon I payed for it.

Holopic related.

>>31835065
poorfag detected.

>>31830216
It's because of natural selection
2000+ year old idea, that Darwin guy knew what was up with stupid things

I AM FROM THE PAST CURRENTLY COMMENTING ON A HIJACKED SIGNAL 3 MILES AWAY FROM AREA 51. I REQUEST INFORMATION ABOUT A SERIOUS TOPIC. WHEN IS THE FAPPENING 2.0? IT'S IMPORTANT IN MY TIME OF 2016. I REPEAT. REQUESTING FAPPENING 2.0 OH GOD THEY FOUND ME AVE NEX ALE-

>>31833578

fuck off klaxar you big headed no dick piece of anorexic shit

>>31830629
>old terra
He was talking about he planets new friend.

>>31831625
>Iron slugs
They're primarily tungsten with some ferrous material added for greater mass.

>>31834030
Only profession that has a higher chance of death than mine. So you should write a will while you can.

>>31836601
Fucking trolls.

>>31834613
>Busted ass Constitution
>Pre-Retro Fit

Bligga this ship is more solid then your Intrepid will ever be

There is a reason the were in Service for 100 years

I got me a shoot of a prototype particle handgun. Mine uncle got it back in 2943. It shoot well good. It does little vaporization much anymore due to age. Needs new charging cells.
[spoiler]Sorry for poor english, am from New Brazil in U.S. and learning[/spoiler]

>>31828932
>>31828516
>not living on Titan
>not being from the best loved planet in the system
What, is it too cold for you faggots or something? You don't like enjoying a year round hockey season?

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Planning expedition to the Antarctic Reserve this Summer. I'm trying to bag a giant sloth but I need something to keep the dinosaurs away at night. Any suggestions for an intermediate depleted round? It's going through a 10kw gauss rifle. Big Bore high velocity slugs vaporized my last kill and palladium Winchesters jam the forward arc nodes.

>inb4 "buy a Tesla bolt discharger faggot"

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>>31838775
Who the fuck would shoot a sloth? They move like half a mile an hour and they're totally non-aggressive. Go to the South American preserves and bag a fucking smilodon. Now *that's* hunting.

>>31838775
Go for 720 micron Lapua blended flecettes. They have Tungsten coating. That 6000+ Kelvin boiling point should keep your nodes clean.

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Just inherited a genuine Ruger Security Six from grandpa, when he passed away at the ripe old age of 185. It has been in the family since the beginning of time. I think it was built some time around 1975 or so.

The amazing thing is that it still works. I found ancient fabcode for the ammo, and ran up some .357 ammo in my home fabber. Then I tried it out. It worked perfectly.

One thing though. I forgot that unlike current lasers and particle beams, these ancient projectile weapons have something called "kick'. Quite the surprise.

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So when the fuck is the USNA gonna switch to laser or gauss based weaponry, they've been using the M16A5 since the Martian Revolution for fucks sake.

>>31839096
Careful there man. Those projectiles have also "trajectory". They don't fucking fly straight at all but "drop". In the middle of flight.

My neighbor found that out hard way, no one warned him about that. He has now been in psychiatric therapy for two months because of that.

>>31838896
Where do you think sloth jelly comes from? The Chinese are paying 10 grand a goo sack and the meat feeds the locals for a week.

>>31839520
Fuck the chinks -- what's left of them after our ancestors glassed 'em.

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>>31834871
You bet your ass I'm still using a kinetic weapon. Unlike you fucking Lunars, some of us can handle recoil and need to drop synths now instead of waiting for them to die of sunburn.

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>>31828600
can't wait

>>31827226

In 3016 its gonna be about reminiscing about guns, since theyre all gone.

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alright, so, there's some weird bug outside my ship

it looks kind of like an arachnid but it's also fucking giant

I tried going out and hitting it with a pilebunker but that didn't do shit to it

how do I fix this, /k/?

it looks kinda like this

>>31827321
fuck you spazoid, my arm-mounted .30-06 is plenty traditional enough

>>31828089
>>31828254
>>31828281
>reminding me of that story where Newt saves the colony with her pussy
would've been hot as shit if not for the death... actually maybe I'm overstating it, maybe I should look again...

>>31829353
shit nigga, how'd you get a pre-Covenant ship? I thought they all got shot up or put in orbital museums

>>31830586
Top post would jack in with

>>31829431
>>31829659
That's too bad man. I mean, didn't you ever want to want to travel like your ancestors would? Just fucking knock a hole in slipspace and fly in. Those old drives were so simple, if you tweaked the wiring a bit you'd have a bomb. I don't know, I just think the simple brutality of it is kind of beautiful, using a cudgel to break light speed like a barbarian.

>>31844560
Simple, they kept a bunch in storage just in case. You know how the government can be some times. Then about 100 years ago they decided to put one up for sale. While I didn't have the cash to buy it outright, I was able to broker a deal. I'd go and explore the cosmos and bring back rare and new things, in return I get my own ship. Just gotta keep an eye out for government supply sales and be willing to negotiate.

>>31844607
Well, we still basically knock a hole in space. We're just a lot more efficient. Besides, we spend a ton of time sub-light, so having fast and efficient engines for that is a must.

>>31844226
nvm I fixed it, I just shot enough rockets at it until it got launched off and into space

don't wanna be the planet it hits though

>>31827226
9mm is an anemic caliber and will be abandoned soon

>>31844706
I dunno, 9x50mm can do some serious damage. That's what our chemical propellant rifles use and it usually downs a xeno in one or two shots.