You have to fight your whole graduating class from high school they are all armed with similar sords
Blade 1 turns you into a really pissed off Dominican sugar cane plantation worker
Blade 2 gives you type one diabetes but also makes you double jointed and able to move like a snake
Blade 3 turns you into Russell Crowe from gladiator, comes with an mf doom mask
blade 4 gains power every time you kill someone but becomes increasingly sticky
Choose wisely
>>31818845
The third one looks like a real sword with just a plastic hilt
>>31818845
*sword
>>31818866
sword implies funtionality
these are sords
>>31818845
>You have to fight your whole graduating class from high school
Jokes on you I was homeschooled, bitch. Class of 1.
>>31820801
Guess that means
K Y S
Y
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I choose 3. While everyone else is showin off their mad "sword skills", I walk away with a free wall hanger
>>31818845
The Chris Reeve sebenza, clearly the superior choice
>>31820850
What is it with this shit? Is some kid so butthurt over his over priced pocket knife breaking, thst he must post this everywhere?
>>31820857
>t.fresh kid
>>31820876
Yeah, no you're a faggot.
>>31820857
Just Sebenza guy doing his normal shitposting. Further proof tripfags are cancer
>adds same posts worthless posts to threads
>offers no usable content to the thread
>pushes the thread closer to dying
Yup, that's a tumor. How do you feel Sebenza fag? The pinnacle of your life is being a tumor on a Cambodian buttsex image board.
>>31818845
I'll take number 1 because it's got some protection for your hand and has the least retarded blade geometry minus the gladius. I feel the D guard is more important and useful.
>>31820895
>not an argument :)
>>31820849
That gold-rimmed stella glass fucking gets me every time
>ill take 'fightin round the world' for $600, alex