pick one shitheads

>>31818510
what kind of enemies am I going up against? seems like this would be important information if you're giving me elemental damage choices

Come back when at least one of them has a crossguard and I will.

4 or 6 for closest practical use. 3 cause I like green.

Where can you get these

Four with a high-frequency upgrade so I can block boolits and slice steel and 3's color scheme.

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>>31818510
Which one gives you the farthest Commando lunge?

Either 4 or 6 since it looks like those have moon runes of protection inscribed on them.

>>31818513
you have to hack through one mile of dense jungle, where you will fight a tribe of 14 aborigines one at a time, they are Unarmored tribal warriors with club weapons

you will then cross a stretch of desert and be faced against 3-6 foot non venomous sandworms throughout

at the end you will enter a tundra and journey two weeks to a mead hall where you will fight four armored berserkers in a group skirmish

considering travel as well you can pick between leather, chain mail or plate armor

>>31818510
Fucking autism

>>31818510
Red Ranger

>>31818582
two has no element but is instead high frequency with 30 minutes of battery life and is non rechargeable

while traveling through the tundra your remaining battery life is cut in half from the freezing climate

>>31818510
Can't I choose an actual sword?

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>>31818510
2

Single edge masterrace

>>31818614
Is the HF blade enough to cut through the sandworm's scales? I heard only atomics could breach it

>>31818510
There's only one wooden pallet though.

>>31818510
4 in pink

>>31819181
That was cute

>>31819219
4 in the pink is just stretching it

>>31818544
Kolour co, an ebay retailer.

>>31819251
>40" White Dragon SAMURAI NINJA Bushido KATANA Japanese Sword
>Maybe if I put all the buzzwords in one place it will sell

Gonna be totally honest, even though OP is a faggot and is spamming these stupid shill threads, these are cheap as fuck. I might actually fucking buy one just to dick around with.

>>31819233
You're right, 2 in pink is better

>>31818510
for killing people? 1 or 3

>>31819502
>killing people
Way to be an edgelord

>>31819509
not sure if joking or not

Where do you buy these

My wife needs 1 for home defense and possibly gardening

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I choose the Vantage

This thing is my fucking shit and I love it

>>31818614
Batteries do better in cold tho

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>>31819673
>not the zombie green version

>>31819181
what show is this?!?!

>>31819279
Same, mall ninja shit fuck around with.

>>31818510
3 in light pink

>>31819706
Full Metal Panic, a Mongolian cave painting about an autistic teenager.

>>31819719
damn son, hurt my feelings. thanks though!

>>31819251
convince me not to buy a 25 dollar sword at 4am

please someone

>>31818510
>神の光 — the Light of Divinity
Deals non-elemental damage. As you progress through your journey and do acts of good and righteousness, it slowly becomes infused with light, giving it increasing Holy damage. If you do extreme acts of selfishness and evil, the blade will become cracked and pitch-black, and will deal extra Unholy damage.
>火葬の端 — the Pyre's Edge
Deals fire damage. You can activate a switch in the grip to explosively wreathe the blade in flames for a while, increasing its effective range and damage. Every time you kill an enemy while this effect is active, the flame grows hotter and larger, up to a limit. Needs a couple of days to recharge.
>東風 — the Eastern Wind
Deals wind damage. Your body becomes much more nimble while wielding this blade, letting you dodge and perform acrobat-like feats with ease. As long as you're unhurt, the blade deals high damage, but as soon as an enemy manages to hit you, your damage and dodging ability decrease.
>氷の葉 — the Frozen Leaf
Deals ice damage. Can near-instantly freeze any water the blade touches. With a button on the cross-guard, you can coat the blade with rapidly-freezing water to extend its reach, shoot deadly icicles, or form a small shield of ice.
>笑い悪魔 — Laughing Demon
Deals non-elemental damage. While wielding this blade, you feel no pain while in the heat of battle. As you become more and more damaged, this blade deals increased Unholy damage.
>雷神の策略 — Raijin's Gambit
Deals lightning damage. By removing a safety hidden in the grip, you can unleash an incredibly powerful surge of electricity throughout both the blade and yourself. For less than a minute, your senses will become augmented to super-human levels, allowing you to move uncannily fast and strike with explosively increased lightning damage. Afterwards, however, you will become cripplingly exhausted and will need a good night's rest to recover.

Which blade will you adventure with, /k/?

Hey look a retailer is spamming with 25 different post IP's!

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>>31819747
Don't buy a 25 dollar sword at 4am.

>>31818582

Sounds a lot like my last AirbBnB booking.

>slice a tree branch
>all the cheap paint chips off
>cutting edge folds

>>31819747
Do it

>>31819765
>>31819794
lets say I wanted a "practical" sword

can 100 bucks get me a sword that will cut shit and not break?

>>31819822
You can buy a 30$ machete that will very effectively cut shit and not break. Swords however, well.. it really depends on what kind of sword. Katanas and other weaboo crap run expensive if you actually want a deadly tool instead of a mantle piece.

>>31819822
there's always coldsteel

>>31819822
A "sword"? No. Machetes,Khukuris, hatchets. Yes.

>>31819750

Wind sword probably because speed seems to be the most important in sword fights from what I've heard guys who practice it say, and I figure if I get hit then I'm already pretty fucked anyway.

>>31819750
Eastern Wind for sure.

I can finally suck my own dick.

>>31818510
The falchion bulge of the 5th one could be used for the kind of parrying style you might use with curved swords that doesn't focus on using a crossguard to help do it. All of them appear to be perfectly fine for stabbing unarmored things, but if you're going to take a really bad quality wallhanger you might as well take the one that is going to cut (or just bludgeon) the hardest.

>>31818510
4, but only if Rules of Nature plays every time I unsheathe it.

>>31818510
Right side red,

Extra weight on the end

The bump can provide an edge when deflecting

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>>31818510
I take the blue one. They will be of equal quality and equally shitty, so I might as well say screw it for the sake of aesthetics

>>31819856
>>31819822

and boker

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>>31818510
I pick the Chris Reeve sebenza.

What are the stats on green?

>>31818510
the swords of the Dragon riders!

>>31818510

4 or 6 only because they don't have fuckhuge chunks taken out of the middle of the blade. The other four look like they're begging to break.

>>31818510
3, the poison damage really adds up.

>>31820614

Depending on the design and material, having empty spaces can enhance the overall strength. I'm not saying this is why these swords have those holes. But this is why things like bricks have holes in them.

>>31818510
green: it's one of my favourite colurs so i'd go with that for an ornament.
also aesthics are best on it out of a very bad lot.

>>31819750
Frozen leaf, because that river needs to be crossed and I'll be damned if I get river water in my feet again.

>>31818510

i choose the first amendment over the second

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>>31819695
>zombie
>not embracing your orc heritage

>>31819822
Get a machete or khukri.
Don't buy Coldsteel, they're doodoo.

I want the single edge red but the pommel looks stupid.
Can I take the handle from the double edge red and put it on the single edge?

>>31820687
Sure but a double edge blade without a handgaurd looks weird.
Also why do none of the have handgaurds?

>>31822409
>Not wanting to get your hand cut
Aesthetic. Because guards other than tsuba look bad to weeaboos and tsuba itself provides barely any protection.

>>31820956
this is /K/. you choose the second amendment and you protect the first.

as an extension you are also allowed to exercise the first without fear of reprisal. oh there will definitely be whining and gnashing of teeth, but not in front of your face.

>>31820543
thx for the jpg fampai

>>31818510
2nd from left

The third one from the left, the green one.

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>>31825505
I got you nigga.

>>31818582
whichever one channels fire, then.

Either of the red ones, or the green one.

Jesus, this is the first time in a while I've had a dilemma about fictional weapons.

>>31818514
>this

>>31828702

Those aren't fictional, they're some shitty $20 swords from a chinkshit company.

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>>31818514

>>31818582
5 from left to right because of the belly. It looks like it has the most ergonomic grip too. Strongest and largest finger guard and choil that doesn't go too deep like the others. The weight in the belly will help with armor piercing as well. Two handing might be challenging though because maybe I'll have to place my second hand before the beginning of the belly, possibly limiting my maneuvering. It seems the thickest of all and hopefully it wont break. Tip offers MASSIVE PENETRATION and strength at the same time. Swinging that will generate lots of power. I'll pick leather because of the long journey, being agile in the group fight and the worms; and that it will possibly keep me warm more than the rest.

t. never handled swords

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>>31818510
>pick one shitheads

And why would I want to pick one of those shitty toys?

>>31829740
Nice polearm, legit jelly

>>31818510
You did it wrong, you have to put weapon and elemental descriptions next to them, shithead

>>31819192
Sure, why not.

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How about something usefull.

>>31818510
Can I just go without one? I'd rather not look like a literal mallninja.

>>31818510
the red one FOR SPARTA!!!

>>31819251
>12" ZOMBIE HUNTER Tactical Kitchen MEAT CLEAVER

>>31818510
The red one. It'll cut 3x faster

>>31819740
It's not about an autistic teenager, it's about an autistic teenager who was a child soldier who now has to try and pretend to be normal.

>>31818614
>batteries lose power
>throw them on fridge
>they start working again
>somehow the sword battery is going to work less in a cold climate
Fucking loser that didn't graduate high school, gtfo

>>31822316
>shitting on Coldsteel

h8 pls go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hfLZozBVpM

Am I the only one that thinks that the swords look delicious?

>>31818510
I'm not an autistic neckbeard, so none.

>>31818510
always blue.

>>31819279
this. would buy and rice to match my civic.

>>31820956
Ah yes, the penis mightier.

>>31829740
>no breadbasket broadsword
do it.

>>31819181
cringe

>>31818510
5 is the best but 1 is the best looking.

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>>31818510
No.

>>31832202
What is that?

>>31819856
>there's always coldsteel

Cold Steel does not make Swords.
Cold Steel does make Sword-shaped objects.

Seriously though, even if it's a full tang, all their swords have screw-on pommels, and the whole thing is just milled.

~200$ can get you an actual forged arming sword from some backwater blacksmith somewhere like Czechoslovakia or Hungary or some shit. A real sword made how swords were actually made.

>>31819694

Do they? Why do battery's in people's cars shit out in themy in the winter then?

>>31838167

a seax, i think

>>31818510
The double-edged gold. Nice and thick with all-around versatility.

>>31838287

>Nice and thick with all-around versatility

sounds like my penis

>>31838318
It's made of gold?

im buying one i dont give a fuck.

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>>31838446

Where can I get a high quality 14th century Germanic style longsword?

I need to get my sister something for her birthday. She asked for a sword when she was younger and got a shitty wallhanger, but loves it anyway, I want to get her something nice since she just graduated from college now.

>>31838594
You're doing god's work anon.

http://www.kultofathena.com/swords-medieval.asp

Golden Bayblade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhLy2LSc3qA

>>31838626
thanks dood, I'll give this a browse

>>31818510
Gold, so I can go full Rufio and peter pan

>>31838266

Looks like a seax made of Wootz, no less...

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>>31839116
>made of Wootz
I will bet you one hundred dollars that is shitty indian patternwelded damascus and not actual wootz steel

>>31839116
>>31839153
>Wootz

I don't get people's obsession with this.

1) Looks tacky
2) Inferior to other metallurgy

>>31839671
I completely agree with you, I was just pointing out that "damascus" != wootz

>>31839685
Actually, I have the same opinion of both.