>give me your wallet and car keys wat do

>>31810977
Shoot him

>>31810977
give him my wallet and cancel my credit card later since i dont usually carry cash, let him take my car and get the police to trace the license plate

> .22 revolver
>Ishiggydiggydo

>>31810977
Give him stuff. As he leaves I shoot him in the head and collect my stuff.

>>31811032

enjoy jail, life isn't a videogame.

>>31810977
shoot him and laugh at his unloaded .22 revolver while he bleeds out as I do chest compressions

Carry a spare wallet with fake cards. I don't drive. There's also no guns in this country so I don't have to worry about that.

>>31811044
Finally someone else noticed

>>31811051
*checks wallet for cash*
*theres none*
*what do you mean you got no car?*
*shoots you*

WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE MUGS A NUDIST?!

>>31811043
you are legally allowed to use deadly force to prevent property theft in several states.

>>31811074
An even more nude nudist

>>31811084
Yeha but shooting someone in the back as they run away, even if they just robbed you, will fuck you in court.

>>31811084

shooting someone after they stole from you isn't preventing, that's revenge.

>>31810977

I don't carry my wallet unless I know I'll need it and I don't have a car. All I really have is my phone (and my knife and gun).

>>31811100
it's preventing theft. they are actively committing the crime as they are running from you.

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>>31810977
Tell him he should have brung bullets and shoot him

>>31811043
>implying im american

>>31811110
not if you don't go after them to do it. If they rob you and as they turn to leave you are shooting them then you are fine in several states.

>>31811051
>There's also no guns in this country so I don't have to worry about that.

Hahahahahaha

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>>31810977
Just do it, faggot.

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>>31810977
No bullets in revolver, punch the cunt and take his wallet instead.

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>>31810977
>"Yes sir!"
>"and a little something extra!"

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>>31810977
Shoot in the head with this shotgun

>>31810977
>drop wallet
oopsy
>throat fuck him when he bends over to grab it
what do I win?

>>31811250
Does that work?

Replace the throat fucking with drawing and shooting ofc but distracting the perp by pretending to drop your wallet?

>>31811201
AH NUUUUU
CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

>>31811268
>Replace the throat fucking with drawing and shooting
what's the point

>>31811100
That's why you call him a faggot after he has turned his back to you ,when he turns around then you shoot him.

>>31811072
*Cuts bullet in half with my wakazashi, folded 100x in the heat of Mt. Fuji*
*The force from my slash cleaves the robber in two seamlessly*
Pssh, nothing personal, Gaijin.

>>31810991
This is the only realistic option. Any other option makes you dead or in prison.

>>31811116
Theft has already been committed. The threat is now over. You are no longer in imminent danger.

Bullet holes in the back brings you right to prison.

>>31811268
If he isnt a complete retard he'll make you pick it up again.

>>31811100
Not in Texas.

>>31811391
At which point you grab your boot knife/gun

Or just pretend you're adjusting your belt and draw

>>31811084
No, you're not, as a matter of fact. I don't agree with it, but that IS the law as of today.

>>31810977
Show him how to load his gun

>>31810977

Wait, he's white and wearing a mask? Clearly he's checking for my CCP and requisitioning my car for the militia. I join him to defeat Hillbitch and restore freedom to America.

>>31811489
Again, he is a retard if he lets you have your hands anywere close to your body.

>>31810977
Give him my stuff. he's got the gun trained on me. I'm a gun owner, not some autistic Rambo.

>>31811554
Mos thugs, especially nignogs, are retarded. Which is why they resort to robbing unassuming people who wont likely put up a fight.

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>H-here take my wallet , just don't hurt me...
Aren't scenarios like this why open trigger holsters exist?

>>31811043

Bitch please, I live in Texas.

Joke on him
I have none
And probably nude

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>>31811051

>>31810977
his gun's empty
>use emerson wave spyerco
>stab bad guy in face repeatedly

>>31810977
I give him my wallet and car keys. That crap is not worth risking my life over.

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>>31811112
Don't forget your octocamo and solid eye. And last, but not least.
Nanomachines

>>31810977
>white eyes and mouth

nah

>>31811467
Who cares. It's morally wrong even if it's a bad guy.

>>31811580
Still tho, is it worth potentially getting a bullet in your head?

>>31811489
Well not everyone went to Sam Fishers fishing school like you did.

Let's assume he has a loaded pistol.

Give the stupid fucker my keys and wallet, all he will get is a debit card that will be immediately canceled, and a car I will have back in an hour or two since I have a Lo-Jack. Any damage will be repaired by my full-coverage insurance.

If I have to make the choice between a few minor inconveniences, or dealing with the bullshit of a justified shooting / getting shot, I'm not going to be dumb enough to fuck around once somebody already has a gun in my face. Leave the vidyagame shit to vidyagame.

>>31811771
>morally
you know nothing about morality.
t. a citizen

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come get it you big cocksucker you

>>31811839
folks like you get the pro gun control freaks' jimmies rustled, thanks man

even if you can shoot someone during a robbery in a state that allows it, you should save yourself the legal troubles and only use it as a last resort.

>>31811837

You're making a lot of very dangerous assumptions.

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>>31810977

>>31810977
Tell him his gun is on safe and shoother him when he checks

>>31811989

>luger pepe
well memed!

>>31812037
thanks desu

>>31811969
nah, my shit, my rules.

>>31811044
fuckin kek

>>31812064
fair enough nigga

>>31811982
just let him get shot anon. its not me or you getting robbed, we both know that.

fucking pussy ass retards. people like this are the reason people rob people.

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>>31810977
yell cheeki breeki i v damki

>>31810977
>*pushes him*
>"BACK THE FUCK OFF"
>*shoots him in his fucking throat*

>>31811744
i liked this post

>>31811837
cooperation doesn't always mean you won't get shot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KgqQmMrpaE

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>>31812260

>>31811771

>shooting a bad guy
>morally wrong

If you kill your enemies, they win

>>31812169
Ayy I got that one

>>31810977
Run away.

>>31810977
>*teleports behind him*

Tell him you lost everything in a fire

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>>31811074
Lmao

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>Raep.

>>31811771
Not that anon, but defending your property isn't morally wrong. Being a nigger is morally wrong.

>>31811771
>shooting criminal scum is morally wrong

You're doing a public service.

>>31810977
>it's my moment
>my time to shine
>I gladly comply
>I hand him my wallet and car keys
>he walks away as I begin to take off my shoes, pants and leather gloves
>after shedding my decoy pant skin I call the police
>"Yes, hello Police I just saw a man holding a wallet full of pictures of naked children. He also had a key ring. I sure hope it doesn't go to some storage container somewhere outside of town where they keep children."
>proceed to give police his description
>hang up phone
>my would be attacker notices I have shed a pair of pants
>"Hey what the fuck?"
>i draw my custom Browning High Power with hair trigger and super bright night sights
>tell him to stay right there
>"Look man you can have your wallet back this gun isn't even real."
>tell him to keep the wallet and the keys
>"Wait.... why would I..."
>he opens the wallet
>he finds the child porn stash
>he realizes the crime he has committed
>but it's too late
>8 dozen FBI stormtroopers ascend from the heavens and tase him
>I holster my Hi Power
>the FBI stormgroup leader thanks me for my service
>I thank him for his service
>we become range bros and eventual partners in sexual activities of homosexual nature
>I walk up to the perp
>"Why would you do this to me?"
>I gaze at him as a I tip my fedora
>"Nothing personnel kid."
>FBI takes him away
>he is charged with robbery, crimes against children, and jaywalking
>sentenced to death
>the judge rewards me with a yearly subscription to Playboy as well as the address to his clandestine brothel he has allowed in the city
>get premium pussy and noods for the rest of the year

Damn it feels good to cum prepared.

>>31812622
top fucking kek

>>31811982
>Tango has the drop on you
You let him have what he wants as it's not critical stuff (insured, etc). He's not likely to turn a successful stop into a murder.
You try and draw on a guy who has a gun in your face. You're going to die nine times in ten.

Resist if you think this is going to become a crime against the person (i.e. you think he might be abducting/about to hurt you) but otherwise it's not worth the added risk.

Of course, if you're John Wick or Bob Munden, feel free to 360 noscope the threat.

>>31810977
>See that revolver isn't loaded.
>Pull cc.
>Shoot him dead.
>Pick up revolver.
>Enjoy my spoils.

>>31812830

What did I just say about dangerous assumptions?

>>31812622
Top kek

>>31813047
You were just as vague before, dicklicker.
What's the assumption? That he's less likely to shoot? You can de-escalate much more safely than you can kill in this situation, for equal amounts of training. If you start trying to manage this guy, maybe talk him down he's not going to shoot you on some twitch reflex. You go for your shitty rear-waistband holster and you catch a magdump.

If you mean my assumptions are stopping me from getting a sweet iajutsu takedown kill for 50xp then I don't know what to tell you.

>>31813047
You never draw on a drawn gun.

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>>31810977
>You're forgetting one very basic thing
>You don't have what it takes to kill me

>>31813158

How many examples of people doing it successfully do I need to post before you admit that you're wrong?
Since you said "never" I assume one is enough, right?

>>31813114

Pretty much every single thing you've said is a dangerous assumption.
Do you actually need me to go point by point and explain why all of that is so, or can you figure it out yourself?

>>31810977
>hand them over
>fumble and drop them because shaky hands
>backpedal and draw as he looks down

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>>31810977
>Just fucking shoot me you piece of shit

>>31813197
Go straight ahead and share with the class. I look forward to you explanation. No doubt there's some neat trick to pulling the average Condition 3 CCW and nailing the enemy without taking any return fire in this situation that I'm not aware of.

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>>31811771
>morally

>>31811597
Where that state veiews life over property, if he turns away to walk away from you and you shoot him .
You will be charged with
AGG ASSLT W/ DEADLY WEP or
MURDER

>Used to work for the DAs office

>>31813197
What qualifies you to make this assertion?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8o4HnBjOhc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTyzMsBD5fA

>>31813258
Off duty Brazilian cops are such badasses

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>>31813234

>Condition 3 CCW
haha
pic related
6/10 troll, should've been more subtle
Without that line, you could have gotten an easy 2-3 more replies

>>31811585
Most good designs are no good with the ATF.

Give him my phone.
Kek on some days I make more € than my phone is worth, why risk it. Would shoot him in the back if allowed though

Theres no bullets in his gun

there never are. THERE NEVER ARE FUCKING BULLETS IN FICTIONAL/ TV/MOVIE REVOLVERS

WHY CANT FUCKING RATITS AND SHIT INTO LOADED REVOLVERS. JUST LOAD IT WITH DUDS OR SOME SHIT

>>31811072
Very likely.
May not kill you or shoot you
But certainly might injure or rape you from frustration

>>31813258

What assertion is that?
Never draw on a drawn gun?

Your first video, despite saying that, shows a perfect example of someone drawing on a drawn gun.
He waited for a good opportunity, and used the element of surprise to take action before the bad guy could react.
That's exactly how to do it, especially if you aren't already within arm's reach.
Also, he didn't fall for the appendix carry meme, and was able to get his hand on his gun out of line of sight of the bad guy.

>>31810977

magdump him since I fear for my life and he clearly cannot return the favor.

>>31811110
This is correct for 99% of USA CASES

>>31813274
For serious. The average concealed carry weapon is some 9mm with an empty chamber. Very few people stay match fit, keep putting in the range hours and drill to actually safely deal with this type of situation.
Hell, most police officers don't do the 'Jackie Chan disarm and counter with own weapon' you see operators and the like using. They revert to normal fighting moves, and go for a pinning, dominant win because it's in the base layer of their training and human instinct.

I'll allow that the perfect retort to being accosted by an armed criminal is to shoot and shoot well, but it's bad advice. It's bad advice because there is no room for error, and because the next-worst option (using command presence or negotiation to improve your position and being ready to sacrifice your goods if they are replaceable) is much safer in terms of human lives.

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>>31813362

>>31813376
Pity. One of us might have learned something.

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>>31810977
>sure thing, guy! Here, you can have my laptop too, lemme show you my backgrou-
>BANG
never mess with someone who has Russian hackers on his side.

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>>31811181
>mfw his revolver has six shots but his Makarov had eight
He should've thought before wasting your ammo on warning shots.

>>31813316
He didn't draw when it was pointed at him, did he? He waited for the right moment. Not drawing on a drawn gun = not drawing on a gun drawn on you. Other guy will always be able to fire first and sometimes he never would have fired at all until you escalated.

Give him a little something extra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4VvENcrq2Q

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>>31810977
Ask him why he forgot to load his shitty 22 revolver.

>>31813256

Nope. We had a case where a guy shot someone that was stealing something from his neighbor's house and the neighbor wasn't home. He wasn't even charged for the shooting.

>>31813496

>Not drawing on a drawn gun = not drawing on a gun drawn on you.
That's a very subjective definition, anon
And if you're in arm's reach, doing that is still definitely possible.
Putting your hands up into a submissive posture will often put your hands right next to the gun without putting the bad guy on alert.

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>>31810977
n..no s-step on snek desu

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>>31813176

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>>31810977

Ah, a fellow man of the sword I see! Very well, you seem to have bested me, good chap. I will indeed hand over my monetary wealth, just a moment kind sir!

*reach behind back, take wallet out while removing the safety from my concealed katana saya (or sheath to you gaijin)*

Here you are my good sir, don't spend it all in one place now!

*toss the wallet at him with little force, it catches him by surprise, he lowers his gun and in an instant I am on him*

Ara, ara (haha, again for you gaijins) looks like you weren't expecting a challenger!

*I pull my concealed katana and dive roll to the right, slashing his fingers that are on the gun*

Such an inelegant weapon, how dare you insult me with that!

*his fingers on his gun-holding hand fall off one-by-one, very slowly. He screams in pain*

You should pick your prey a little more CAREFULLY!

*I should the last word, quickly delivering a brutal upper slice with my katana, removing his entire right arm*

Next time you might not be so lucky as TO SURVIVE!

*I shout again, slicing his left arm clean off. He falls to his knees, screaming in pain*

Now let's do something about that voice!

*with the skill of a surgeon, I guide my katana into his neck and sever is lower vocal chords. He now sounds like a little girl screaming and crying*

And with that, good lad, I bid you gomenasai (goodbye, in Japanese)!

*resheath my katana after flicking the blood off of it. I pick up my wallet as well, but not before tossing a $100 bill at the man lying in a pool of his own blood and limbs*

Oh yeah, buy yourself something nice, kiddo!

*I walk off the scene, laughing a full belly laugh at the man*

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>>31813850

wat jacket

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>>31811032

>>31813432
I read it bro.

t. israeli carry g19

>>31810977
Repeat back to him what he just said but in a mockingly Asian tone and with a funny face >give me yo warret and-a kah key! Ho ho hor ah chi choo chin ching ching chamga ping too horri horri

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>>31810977
lol at his empty .22

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>>31811337
>Bullet holes in the back brings you right to prison.

Not in glorious stand-your-ground states like Texas. Besides, unless you're literally in the desert there's another innocent person within the immediate vicinity.

Combined with the fact that they've already demonstrated a willingness to use deadly force against you, you'd be justified in shooting them in the back to prevent imminent threat of death or bodily injury to another person. Just because they're not actively pointing the weapon at someone that defense still works.

Libtards that prefer defending criminals over victims need not apply.

Laugh as they hop into and inevitably out of my stick shift

>>31814541
"careful bud the synchros are going out you'll need to double into second!"

>>31810977
Lol at his
>cap gun

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>>31811771
>Guy is a flex of the finger away from killing you so that he can steal 20 bucks or whatever in your wallet and then do it all over again to someone else later that night
>morally wrong to end him

>"give me your wallet and car keys"
>"ok ok, just don't hurt me!"
>feel around pockets searching while acting panicy
>here's my keys
>drop keys
>pull out a fist full of change and singles while padding back pockets for wallet
>"shi..here can have my spare change too"
>draw ccw from back
>and here's my wallet
>open fire from hip while pushing away his gun with change hand

>>31811554
how're you supposed to pull out your wallet?

slightly lift collar and looks down and to the right.
"Yep, we got one."

>>31810977
Give it to him. Then shank him in the pancreas as he runs.

>>31813624
But anon, he said he used to work for the DA's office that means he must be a super powerful and smart lawyer-cuck, I mean it's not like people lie on the internet

>>31810977

what kinda revolver is that?
12 shot 22lr or a snap gun?

you want me to get the rust off?

you should really look into getting a grip that fits your hand better too.

>>31811304
This

>>31810977
Most people in burgerland can't drive manual and I carry around $50 at most.

I'd just give up my shit, worst that could happen is a burnt clutch.

Give it to him and wait for him to leave so I can blast him with HSTs

>>31812260
>New Orleans
There's your problem.

There hasn't been kindness there since the Indians were evicted.

>>31810977
>Hand wallet and car keys
>Also pull out gun and shoot three times

>>31811771
>Shooting a guy who will empty your bank account and steal your pricey car, ruining years of your life you put into earning that money, is morally wrong
>Preventing him from doing it to someone else later down the line is morally wrong

>>31813996
>Breaking news, local police arrested a man today who escaped from a local insane asylum, after receiving footage from the local Shell gas station. He was naked, covered in human fecal matter and swinging a butcher's cleaver, screaming "I AM THE MASTER OF HITEN MITSURUGI". They tased him and brought him to the station, charging him with disturbing the peace, reckless endangerment, unlawful brandishing of a weapon and murder. Tom, back to you.

>>31811043
Shooting a fleeing felon is ok

>>31813316
>Also, he didn't fall for the appendix carry meme, and was able to get his hand on his gun out of line of sight of the bad guy.
5 and 3 o'clock are very recognizable draw strokes. Appendix can be disguised with something in the left hand. And is faster to boot.

>>31810977
>his gun is unloaded

Yeah, no.

I'll give him a good thwap in the balls. Then take his shit.

stabby pokey stab

give him a furry pussy

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>>31810977
>Oh shit.....
>it's actually happening.....
>this is the moment I have been training for my whole life
> calmly hand over my decoy wallet and decoy keys (to fain compliance)
>as soon as I hand them over I yell the secret words at the top of my lungs
> MR. CRABS IT'S TIME FOR SUNNYD!
>Mr. Crabs busts out of my front right pocket
>he trains his Walther PPQ M2 on the stunned bad guy
>15 135 grain Hornaday critical duty +p rounds rip threw bad guys chest
>He quickly transitions to his Ruger LCP custom
>sexy red skeletonized anodized aluminium trigger shimmering in the radiant sun.
>I praise the sun
>Mr. Crabs praises the sun
>Police reward me and Mr. Crabs with Gallons of SunnyD.

Run away and yell

>>31817073
Damn, this is the only answer. Fucking nailed it

>>31810977
> empty gun
pull out my dick

Give him my wallet, i don't carry any cash usually and my bank would refund whatever amount he were able to steal using my card.
>>31811391
>if he isn't a complete retard
Chances are good that he is, being a criminal and all.

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>>31811337
>>31810977
Any lawyers here?
>give it to him and so he walks away
>call him a candy ass so he turns around
>???
>profit

>>31812292
gg no re

>>31811467
Where did this meme come from that Texas is some unique State? Fucking makes me cringe when people claim Texas is the only State that is "allowed" to secede from the Union (No State is allowed to secede from the Union. Stay mad, confederacy).

There's no State where you can just clip someone in the back of the head for a wallet.

>>31811580
But aren't those the type of people you want to rob though?

>>31818936
I'm a Law Student but from what I understand you can't take a life for property.

You can really only use deadly force if you're in danger of serious bodily harm/death or you reasonably expected serious bodily harm/death.

You can mistakenly shoot somebody who wasn't actually threatening your life and avoid liability if a reasonable person in your place would have done the same thing (e.g guy comes to your house with a gun at night, tells you he's going to walk away, come back, and then kill you. In the darkness a neighbor comes over with a gun but you can't see him. You reasonably expect your life to be in danger when he raises his arm because you think it's the other guy. You shoot him--> no liability)

But I don't know of any place that lets you just shoot somebody after the danger has passed. If somebody "retreats" you're supposed to do the same otherwise you become the aggressor.

>>31811771
Go fuck yourself, leaf.

>>31810977
Give them to him, wait for him to turn around and walk away, put 2 into the back of his head, grab my shit, then call the police and say I witnessed a suicide in front of me.

>>31810977
>Drop keys and wallet on the ground
>fall to my knees
>feel his revolver press against my skull as I unzip his leathery pants
>pull out his 6" dick and balls (cockles)
>start sucking the entire package at once
>take off my shoes so he can see my feet while I do it
>drop pants to mid thighs so my ass sticks out a little and maybe a stray dog will lick dick so I can cum
>hopefully the police arrive

>>31819738
>Can you explain to us how he managed to shoot himself twice in the back of the head?
>Can you also explain the blood splatter on your clothing and face
>Also the gun powder residue on your hand sir?

What would actually happen is hed take your shit and youde let him. Because you would go to jail for murder if you shot him.

>>31810977
I got robbed today, had a guy steal some stuff from the place I work at, had to call the police and stuff

Getting carry permit soon, place I work has been robbed at gunpoint and I'm not dealing with that shit

>>31819821
>>Can you explain to us how he managed to shoot himself twice in the back of the head?
it's a meme you dip

>>31819099
I don't know if you're actually a law student, but that is not at all how our laws in the U.S of A.

In MANY states, just because your attacker is fleeing doesn't mean the threat is gone. The man has a firearm. You are allowed to protect yourself and fellow citizens from harm.

And in fewer states, it's even more okay, like Texas. You can defend your property with lethal force. Just because he has your property and is fleeing, doesn't make mean you still can't defend your property.

Unless you live in California or New York, you're better off just bending over for the mugger.

But really; even if it you couldn't shoot him in the back. All it takes is (if you're a reasonable distance) tossing your wallet and drawing, (if you're within arms reach) grabbing his gun with your offhand and drawing with the other.

Or the timeless classic. Give him your stuff. As he runs away. Yell something, literally anything, faggot, wait, rainbow, potato, or fucking Star Wars; then just shooting him as he turns around.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Etc
Etc
Etc

Laugh at his unloaded .22 revolver, draw on him, shoot him, and pump his boipucci while he dies.

I'd just let him kill me.

Pretty tired of living, desu.

>>31810977
duck right, swipe left. draw revolver, gut shoot. simple as that

>>31819882
>California
californias actually fairly decent on the selfdefense laws.
now the state will try its hardest to keep people from buying owning or carrying but justified use is another matter. Most of the laws are remnants from the goldrush era that never changed. shooting fuckers who steal from you is a ok, duty to retreat the hell is that? no stand your ground but anything that happens on your land is fine castle doctrine bitches.

>>31819976
Huh, I didn't actually know that.
I'll file that away under potentially useful information. Thanks friendo.

>>31819821
>tactically place trump/pence 2016 sticker in his back pocket
They wouldn't ask me shit.

>>31810977
Not until you learn trigger discipline

Also, your gun isn't loaded

>>31810977
>What are you gonna do, SHOOT me?

>>31820027
Das gud mane

>>31810977
>give me your wallet and car keys what?

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>pocket sand

>>31820069
>give me your wallet and car keys please?

>>31820079
>sure thing, here you go sport!

someone post the screencap about custom loaded shotgun shells

>>31820073
173rd post, best post.

>>31820112
The Jizz one?
I have that saved from years ago, I'll try to find it.

>>31820027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOTVCEsyT14

Unzip my pants, then tell him to go fish.

Can someone describe the process of getting a CCW?

I'm afraid of spilling spaghetti in front of cops and having mine declined.

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>>31812622
>jaywalking
Fugging keg

>>31819806
gtfo homo, you'll be shot on sight

>>31821012
You fill out a form. You get a ccw. What are you, half a nigger?

>>31812292
Did robber shoot dude after walking off? Or did he get shot by a guy off camera?

>>31813362
>empty chamber is average

Wow you must be nogunz

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>>31811043
>you can't stop criminals legally
Being this autistic.

>>31821012
> he lives in a state that requires a permit

>pull out wallet
>pull out keys
>drop them on ground and back off
>pull out .40 and do the deed

>>31811771
>weapons board
>moralfag

>>31811771
this is either b8 or a libshit

either way your a tard

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>>31811771
>Oh no, some one is robbing me of my possessions that I paid for with my own hard earned money that I received from my job where actually contribute to society!
>Better not shoot the person who is taking stealing from others and acts as a leech on society, otherwise that would be MORALLY WRONG.

>>31821335
this

why is it so hard to understand

>>31810977
Give him the fake wallet I carry with 5$ in it and used gift cards.

Say Cars are a social construct and give him the key chain I keep in my fake wallet pocket that I am pretty sure opened a shed at some point.

Leave.

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>>31810977
Sorry, I lost them both in a tragic boating accident

>>31821512
Where do you live where you carry a fake nigger bait wallet? Lmao.

Carry a gun, and act like a man. You snivelling pussy.

>>31821537
Canuckistan

>>31810977

>No guns
>CC only allowed for political elite
>most muggings are done by 3-4 gypsies circling you


Pray to God i survive getting stabbed from behind or shot.

>>31811043
>implying anyone would get caught
Police literally wouldnt bother to do more than a cursory search for the "murderer" once they looked at the robber's rap sheet and realized that it was either a drug deal or robbery gone wrong.

>>31820027
This made my day.

>>31810977
Throw my wallet at him, and while he's bending over to pick it up, draw, aim, and fire.

>>31810977
>wat do?
Nothing Kek will protect me with these digits

What any responsible ccwer would do, give him my wallet/keys and let him go. If I felt he was unpredictable and might shoot me or someone else I'd distract and at the right moment stop the threat because I'm a quick draw. If I wasn't confident in my ability I wouldn't take my chances of being shot.

>>31820027
>guy robbing someone else with a gun in the middle of a crowd
>everyone just watches


What shithole is this, Brazil?

>>31810977
>o-okay...
>plead & freak out
>reach for wallet
>puss out and drop it toward their feet
>bitch out and drop phone
>back away, blubbering
>pull .32 Beretta and magdump
>retreive belongings
>leave calmly

>>31810977

Okay

> reach for wallet
> surprise! it's my gun
> youreadeadnigger
> tfw pocket carry is best carry

>>31810977
Run away, he doesn't have any bullets in his gun

>>31810977
Stab the fucker

>>31821045
shot at the dude after walking off

dunno if it hit him

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>>31821972
yes

i believe only off-duty cops are allowed to carry legally in brazil

as a result their half-breed niggers get to stab, shoot, and shit all over the multiculti paradise with impunity until they run into an off-duty officer

makes you wonder what would happen to the crime rate in brazil if law abiding citizens were allowed to carry

>>31818936
"[a]n individual who has not or is not engaged in the commission of a crime at the time he or she uses deadly force may use deadly force against another individual anywhere he or she has the legal right to be with no duty to retreat if . . . [t]he individual honestly and reasonably believes that the use of deadly force is necessary to prevent" the imminent death, great bodily harm, or sexual assault of himself or another individual."
Nah I don't think it would hold up claiming you were protecting your stuff, but If you somehow managed to get him to turn around and then shoot him dead without any witnesses observing the fact that you killed him after the treat was over, then you would have a justifiable reason for killing him, since you could still claim your life was in danger

>man found dead in alley from apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound to the posterior
That'll teach me to mexican carry.

>>31810977
>"Hey I have one of those!"
>"Mine has bullets in it."

I'd snot the idiot then fuck his body because I'm not a limp wristed american poofta that needs a gun

>>31810977
A barrel roll.

>>31811043
Technically, if he stole your car keys, I believe that would put them well over the threshold of a felony, seeing as your car is probably worth at least a couple thousand dollars.
So by that logic, wouldn't he be a fleeing felon, allowing you full legal justification to shoot him in the back in the majority of states?

Here's my real question though: Would you call the police or do you think a guy shot to death wearing a ski mask with a gun in close proximity even warrants an investigation?

>>31811100
Say "nigger" as he us running away. Black people have low impulse control, he will biologically have to stop running do that he can "teach whitey a lesson." When he turns around to culturally enrich your life, blast him.

>>31811268
/r/ing the video of the operator who does this. It happens in a crowd of people. He uses a woman/girl for cover. It's footage from a security cam.

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>>31822381

>>31822245
>niggers
Why didnt one of those cars just run that faggot over.

>>31822381
Lemme holla achu

>>31810977
Assuming I'm alone and not in a group I'd slowly grab my wallet and keys making sure not to show my pistol. Probably drop my keys/wallet or throw them at his feet as soon as he goes to pick them up draw and fire.

*teleports behind him*
"Heh, nothin' personnel, kid."

>>31810977
You know those aluminum snap shut wallets?
That is your decoy wallet.
Hand him that when you get robbed.
Opening it sets off plastic explosive.

>>31811044
Could be one in the chamber and you also wouldn't notice thr chambers unloaded in the heat of the moment

>>31811989
>luger

>>31811044
Brutal kek

>>31811391
>Isn't a complete retard
Considering what he's doing, I'd label him as a complete retard

>>31810977
he won't believe i don't have a wallet right?

>>31822687
that's nice idea altho completely illegal. unlicensed misuse of explosive materials or what they call it and it's prison for you.

>>31811074
>Implying I'm not a better nudist then your.

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>>31810977
"Don't you mean my kakis"?
>gets shot

>>31823204
What's the deal with these helmets? They don't look particularly errgonomic

>>31823216
the face shield can endure rifle rounds and small caliber round better than full glass visor

the thing is it's heavy as hell but at least you are well protected

laugh at water marks then leave.

Throw my wallet in his face draw and shoot him. Fart in face so the last thing he smells in his last fleeting moments of life are Mexican induced ass winds

>>31823204
That picture reminded me that this website can do some good

>>31821335
>>31821487
>let's treat robbery with death

hi rome i thought you died a while ago

>>31813495
They were standoff shots!!!

>>31823375
The infringement of an individuals life and liberty warrants deadly force imo

>>31823375
robbery is the threat of death.
so yeah it's pretty standard to kill people that threaten your life.

give him the wallet.
tell him I don't drive. Hope he realises I'm being honest, because otherwise I'm fucked.


anyone who does otherwise is a fucking idiot.

>>31810977
Give him my wallet and keys. I have insurance and a phone to cancel my cards. When they catch him, claim the encounter gave me severe ptsd, sue him. Get a card for medicinal marijuana.

>>31810977
Nice empty gun fggt. Mine's not. Gimme your's.

Xmas came early this year.

>>31823375
The assailant is armed, so it's;

>let's treat death with death

ftfy

As he runs away I call him a worthless nigger and to come back and fight me.

That will surely get him to turn around to be staring down the barrel of my fuddy five.

>>31819806
W-Why does he need to see your feet?

>give wallet
>lol Texas faggot
>shoot in back as he's leaving
>get off Scott free cause he was commiting a felony

>>31810977
See it's not loaded, pull out CPL and shoot him dead.

>>31810977
>shoot him while he fondles with my worn synchros and bushingless shifter.

>>31810977
>Say "Who brings an unloaded revolver to a rape?"
>Proceed with rape

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>>31811771
>if you kill him, you'll be just like him!

>>31828413
>kill a guy who's running away and no longer a threat
>get convicted in court
>spend years in prison
>never legally own a gun again

Enjoy, faggot.

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>>31829366
>guy takes your stuff at gunpoint
>it's illegal to shoot him as he's running away with your stuff that he stole at gunpoint

>>31829366
Anon, I don't think you understand what "defense" means. I'll be under the pretense you are French or Italian and surrender immediately at the first sign of trouble.

>>31823375
the romans did a bloody good job though
can't commit crime if you're dead

>>31829366
>no longer a threat
He's still a threat to my property, also in many states you don't have to be in mortal danger to use deadly force.

>>31823776
Not if they saw the gun isn't loaded

>>31821972
Could be Estonia, since CC is allowed there and crime rates there are so low people would never expect to see anyone get robbed

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>>31811250
>Throat fucking FTW

Top kek

Throw my wallet at him, and while hss confused shoot him. Or give it to him, then shoot him because it has federal property in it.

>>31810977
>Don't currently have a car because don't need one.
>No cash on my person.

Hand over an empty wallet and a wad of useless keys, then call the bank and tell them my wallet was stolen new cards will be needed.

>>31829366
>no longer a threat

Is that what you'll say to his next victims?

>>31813226
whys he so sad?

>>31811771
Under some definitions of morality, you are right. However, under those definitions, morality doesn't inform you of what is the best course of action. IMO that type of morality is nearly useless. But that's just my opinion, man.

>>31810977
Give him my coins and a bus ticket
All warfare is based on deception

>>31813495

That's clearly an 8 shot revolver.

Pretend to have a seizure and piss myself.

>>31810977
Give him my explosive wallet and explosive keys. Wait until he gets home to his family. Detonate them while he's hugging his children. Poison the ham sandwiches at his funeral service.

>>31816297

>implying the news ever gives this much information

Cringey and gay.

>>31810977
I presume by OP pic that he already has the gun aimed at you, and that you, the intended victim, has been caught off guard? I.e.

Literally the only chance you have is if you're armed and can execute something incredibly risky. Like pretend to be a terrified fool and drop your wallet from your shaking hands, and in the instant his eyes shift to the dropped wallet or when he bends down to pick it up you draw and waste him.

Stupid imho, give him the wallet and keys and report it to the police.

>>31832526
Just because you cooperate does't mean you won't get shot

Some perps don't like to leave loose ends or witnesses, I wouldn't be willing to take that chance.

>>31810977
>I'll tell you what, I'll give you something more precious than my wallet and keys
>my time
https://youtu.be/3ULm7qrO16I

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>>31810977
Give to him. Then gut shoot him through the back when he turns away.

If gun in hand riddle qith bullets and take cover. If gun out of hand call 911. Ask him why he did it. If his kids got cancer or some shit call it a day. If he's just a thief with no job or a crackhead i slap the fuck out of him.

Then wait for him to get better.

Stalk him.


Jump him once or twice a year with a fucking ball bat to his knees until he stops being a faggot.


Honestly id be okay shooting him in the face if i could. But i wont unless i have to