What problem can't be solved with violence?

>>31796929
Helping an old man clean his china shop?

Your dick caught in your zipper

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>>31796932
HA!

Just use a gun or the threat of violence to get someone else to do it.

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>>31796941
Easy.

Walk out into the street and point a gun at their head. Tell em to unfuck ur junk.

Give me another one.

>>31796963
That's not violence. It's the threat of violence. Doesn't work

>>31796929
Long division

>>31797017
Kek

>>31796929
You, being a faggot

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>>31797017
Take ur gun to an Asian and force him to do ur math
Violence or the threat of violence solves everything!!!!

How do you think we get such good trade deals?

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>>31797024
Easy, put a gun to my head and tell me "you suck another dick or do anything remotely gay i'll blow ur fuckin head off!"

>>31797024
Even if you kill yourself, you will always be a faggot

>>31797045
>What problem can't be solved with violence?
>someone give you an answer
>no threat of violence solves everything!!!! That's also violence!!

>>31796929
Getting a Mosquito off your nuts

>>31797058
>implying you can't be a closet fag

>>31796929
>What problem can't be solved with violence?
P=NP

>>31796929
Being able to move to the next hospitable planet and surviving the trip.

>inb4 just force NASA to make it

Leave.

>>31796929
Her genuine love

>>31797063

If there's 2 Asians and you use violence against one of them then it works

>>31797067
Of course that can be solved with violence. You just need to apply the right kind of violence in the right amount.

>>31797067
Just smack you nuts with a pillow.

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>>31797063
If they refuse, u kill them/maim them/destroy their stuff.

It's simple diplomacy.

>>31796932
>he doesn't violently sweep the floors in a fit of rage

It's like you're not even trying.

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>>31797068
if you had informers or even were suspicious of me having done some homosexual acts, you could shoot me at any time of the day.

Hence the power of VIOLENCE!

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>>31797072
If you had enough weapons, waged a global war, came out on top as the sole ruler, and ur family ruled for 1,000,000 years. Sure you could do it.

Nothing is impossible with violence!!!!

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>>31797091
Alternatively shoot the man and burn down his china shop.

No more problem.

>>31797073
Not OP, but

What even IS love, and what makes it genuine?

You can engineer infatuation (it's just chemicals bruh), and you can give her stockholm syndrome on top of that.

If it looks like a duck, talks like a duck, and sucks your duck...

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>>31797073
Gun to her head or a bomb collar.

She'll love you forever.

>>31796929
erectile dysfunction

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>>31797126
There's a difference between cleaning and purging.

>>31796929
An overabundance of violence

>>31797145
Steal someone else's dick at gun point.

Being too violent

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>>31797154
More violence!!!!!

until our enemies are all dead
then we'll have lasting peace.

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>>31797163
Break the legs of the local zoologist until they give you Elephant tranquillisers. Then chill.

>>31796929
Murder solves all problems. No man, no problem.

t. Josef Stalin

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>>31797221
Wise man.

>>31796929
The friend zone

>>31796929
Underaged faggots posting on /k/ who've never experienced real violence, conflict, or combat in their life.

>>31797130
Genuine love is, the feeling of infatuation mixed with a silent pledge of loyalty. It is the feeling that compels you to do anything for the person, to protect and cherish, and even die for.
Genuine love is the opposite of hate. Imagine you are a devoted theist, except instead of loving a god, you are loving a person.
Genuine love brings happiness and only happiness. It is a sober man's drink. The difference is that you do not get drunk, you only think more clearly as you drink.
This is the love that cannot be extinguished. It dies with you.

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>>31797336
Skin em alive!

>>31797329
Beat her and handcuff her until you break her in.

>>31797073
Raze a village in her honor. Instant bj.

>>31798048
>Beat her and handcuff her until you break her in.
That's what muslims do to France here, looks like it's a viable technique

>>31797336

this

But it could be taken care of with tracing and killing them.

tl;dr violence

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>>31798100
Viva la France!

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This is why we can't have nice things like guns & shit.

>>31796929
Diarrhea

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>>31798267
>this is why my family and I need guns and shit

Fixed that for you

>>31796929
isolation

>>31796929
Hemorrhoids

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>>31798923
Burn down the forest/apartment block!
Kneecap the people who won't hangout with you!

ANARCHY!!!!

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>>31798789
Scalp a doctor until he gives u a prescription!

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>>31798934
Take an 870 to the doctor's receptionist's head and send to her heaven.
Maybe THEN he'll listen to reason.

>>31796929
A fly landing on your testicles.

Terminal cancer

>>31796932
Bomb the China shop. Insurance will cover everything.

>>31799281
Chemotherapy is literal chemical warfare on your body. Which is why it ends up killing patients.

Also radiation treatment of cancer.

Also there is a type of cancer that is immortal and could be used as a biological weapon. Its called HeLa.

Violence is eternal and all encompassing.

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>>31799270
Carbomb the owner of the local circus and demand a massive net.
BOOM! done

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>>31799282
>>31799311

>>31799311
Truly chaos is the blood of life

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>>31797070
Hah!
>>31796929
Wet tissue paper wrapped around your holster.

>>31796929
No thinking, just violence:
2x = 5
x = ?

>>31796929
A math problem

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>>31799501
>wet
Fire is the answer. You holster's sacrifice will not be in vain.

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>>31799537
Kidnap an asian man's family. Cut off their digits, one for every minute he doesn't do ur math problem.

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>>31799539

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>>31799537
Simply divide the problem by itself. With force.

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>>31799600

>>31797067
I always wanted to be a girl...

>>31797152
>implying

>>31797087
What if they cc and kill you? Then your problem is never solved

>>31799585
How would you know they supply the correct answer?

>>31799818
I can help you with that, but not necessarily in the spirit of the thread.

If thread related IS what you want, I know someone who can help you with that too

You've lost your marbles.

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>>31797344
Fuck you asshole, I didn't come here to feel.

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>>31799838
Death covers a multitude of sins

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>>31799874
keep them captive until it's been marked

>>31796929
A tornado destroys your house.

>>31797012
So beat the shit out of them until they do?

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>>31797344
Just dopamine bro. You fell for a meme pushed by television shows.

Love creates children
Children create low class work force
Low class work force boosts GDP

Which is why the "family is a goal" meme is pushed.

>>31800675
Thermobaric blasts destroy cloud formations. If dropping bombs on storms was legal, tornadoes would be a non-threat.

>>31797012
Deterrence uses your enemy's imagination to perform violence.

He imagines the probability and severity of the violence that you are suggesting and will proceed with that information in mind.

>>31796929
Yellowstone finally explodes.

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>>31800916
But Yellowstone is the embodiment of violence.

Embrace Mother Earth's violence.

http://www.yellowstonepark.com/unnatural-deaths-yellowstone-national-park-avoid/

>>31800969
what would happen if the chinks/russkies/towelheads/fat neonazis detonate a nuke or thermobaric charge in there?
is it protected by sam sites and CIWS batteries?

>>31796929
hearts and minds

>>31797072
>NASA = funded by taxes

>>31796929
Neighborhood watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jEQchTqaKA

>>31796929
You stub your toe on a table.

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>>31801017
execute their children infront of them

then they'll support us!

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>>31801098
burn his family alive

then force him to pay for the medical fees

>>31801198
What if it's a metal table?

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>>31800998
It would fuck over the entire Earth. Would be gnarly to see all the populations that depend on agriculture to die enmasse.

But motherfuckers like myself and a few /k/ members would flourish.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/what-will-happen-if-yellowstone-supervolcano-erupts-1463656

I can't wait

>>31801367
>fuck over the Earth
Humanity is not "the Earth". The Earth would go on as always.

>>31799525
Just cut 5 in half with a chainsaw.

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>>31801344
no problem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BzUph9HvZk