Tell me /k/, what's your ideal ambush scenario?

Ideally i'd like not to be ambushed

>drive innawoods
>walk into the bush
>walk 3 hours until the bush connects into another gravel road
>watch some campers drink beer
>wait until they have to pee
>camouflage myself under a tree
>let them pee on me
>stand up
>ask for directions

One where everyone is wiped out in the initial burst of fire.
It gets real messy and frantic otherwise.

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>Perfect kill box
>We have the high ground
>Prepare IEDs to disable the lead vehicle and the last vehicle in the column
>Wait until the perfect moment to strike
>Wait
>Wait some more
>Wonder where the fuck the convoy is
>Go to see where the convoy is
>Discover a mile up the road everyone in the convoy suddenly decided they regretted every one of their major life choices and killed themselves
>Ambush complete

>>31796003
Semi urban/semi forest (like a road between two forests)
night
everyone with DMRs and NVGs

and a metric fuckton of IEDs on the street

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>>31796099
this

but one of the EU cuckolds in power

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJlmYy-mAZY

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>>31796037
underrated post

>>31796013

when an operator says no, he really means yes..

>>31796122

>RPG goes through the windshield instead of magically exploding on contact

neat.jpg

>>31796003
Eichhorst got fucking wrecked man. That was an entertaining episode, even if I lost a couple characters I enjoyed.

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>>31798596

El Angel Del Plata es invencible!

>>31796003
>guy doesn't see me
>i shoot him

>>31796003
The one where you win.