is this a shit job? one of the few people hiring in my shit town

>>31795190
Essentially sitting on your ass all day "hurry up and waiting" If you have a cunt of a driver or any of the crew it'll be hell on earth.

>>31795190
You're basically an armed delivery man.
Worked at Starbucks for a few months and I got to talking with those guys sometimes.
He said it was always uneventful. He just showed up, manager got the money, sing some shit and move on.

>>31795190
my uncle used to do it, he said its was really shitty. not just because when he did it there was always an incident or two a year of a car getting targeted and getting shot at but just because of the abuse itll have on your body

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>>31795190

I was thinking about doing it. Made it a point to talk to them when I could, and not seem crazy.

Every single one of them has said the following things:

1). The Trucks are awful. Most of them are in a state of disrepair. AC likely doesn't work and no windows for you.
2). Haha, free samples?
3). Trucks are in REALLY bad state. A few of them even mentioned how the dash is falling off. Breaks practically don't work, or even the floor rotting out.
4). Haha, free samples?
5). Boring as fuck.
6). Haha, free samples?
7). Shit pay.
8). There is a bigger chance of you dying from a bad truck than being robbed by Jamal.
9). Shitty deadlines.
10). Haha, free samples?

>>31795198
>>31795200
>>31795263
>>31795291
yeah I figured it was pure shit. these companies are constantly recruiting and advertising. I'll keep looking

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>>31795291

And I forgot to mention.

[spoiler]Do you give out free samples? Haha.[/spoiler]

>>31795190
BTW those "armored trucks" are not actually armored at all.

>>31795304
i mean, they pay well (as far as he told me) but if you were to do it dont do it for long

>>31795311

If 14-16 bucks an hour starting is good.

>>31795323
oh, i remember him telling me something around 30

>>31795200
>sing some shit
That might make it more interesting.

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>>31795323
>>31795351
lmao. Australian? Canadian?

https://www.glassdoor.com/Salaries/armored-driver-guard-salary-SRCH_KO0,20.htm

>>31795391
no, american. i probably just remember the conversation wrong

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>>31795291
"Hey, my car is over there. You can just put everything in the trunk!"

>>31795323
I make 12 literally sitting on my ass all day as a regular unarmed security guard

I hate sitting at my job as a gun salesman at a national retailer when the armed guard comes and gets cash out of our safe. He gets to open carry every day and I don't but he wears a NE Patriots hat so... I guess it could be worse.
Wouldn't mind doing that instead of selling shotguns to scared old people.

>>31795406
Judging by the amount of rust, that is a Garda truck

>>31795291
>>31795305
>free samples

what did he mean by this

>>31795190
I guy I know worked for one. He went through 3 partners in a year because they kept getting fired for forgetting their guns in the bathrooms of the places they had to make deliveries

So don't do that

>>31796519
People will constantly come up to you and ask if you're giving "free samples" of money. They all think they're hilarious and that they're the first person to use this humorous line. They're not even the first person that day

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>>31796544

Wh- who's the first person of the day, then?

>>31796544
I feel your pain. I work as a cashier and literally 75% of the time people give me a bill larger than a 20, they say something like
>"should be fine, I PRINTED IT THIS MORNING HAHAHA"
Or
>"MAKE SURE THE INK IS DRY ON THAT ONE HAHAHA"

>>31796519
free samples of money

>>31796544
>>31796565
>>31796575

Jesus Christ.

>>31795190
Could you shield any em wqves and gps location by pztting a gigantic metal sheet ober said car? So hijack-cover-drive to safer location and have time while getting the goodies.

You know the space blankets in every first aid kit....

>>31796592
Fuck off /vg/

>>31796553
Its a day that never starts, and never ends. Internal hell

Armored Car guard here. As has already been said, you are essentially armed FedEx. Nothing ever happens. Upsides are that you (and your driver, if you have one) are basically on your own all day and have a lot of freedom in deciding how you'd like to get things done, as long as they get done. If your supervisor or manager want to get a hold of you they have to call. Also, in general, the trucks really are in a shitty state.

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>>31796544
>>31796553
>>31796575
Whenever I get lines like those tossed at me I just respond with a face like pic related. No words, just a silent questioning stare. Makes them feel so fucking uncomfortable they won't ever do it again.

>>31796592
Well ain't you the little mastermind.

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>>31795309
Yeah they are. Handgun calibers and most rifle calibers aren't getting through.

>>31795291
All of this is only a problem at a shitty branch or at Garda. Most trucks I've been on are fine.

>>31795305
>>31795406
>>31796519
>>31796544
>"Sure, you want hollow point or full metal jacket?"
They'll fuck off real fast.

>>31795351
There are guy's making over $18-20. Most are $12-14. Some guy's making $13 are making 50k/y. You can work pretty much as many hours as you want.

>>31796535
There are a lot of dumbasses who do the job. Turnover rates pretty high too but thats due to the high-stress of a delivery job (while getting paid less than Fedex) NOT due to the trucks, theft, robbery's, ect...

>>31796592
No. Don't even think about it. You will get shot. The more elaborate your plan is the more likely you are to get shot.

>>31796656
Pretty much this. It's easy if you just don't care about the little things and take your time to just do your job. Job isn't bad if you do what you need to do and don't let the bullshit get to you.

Also story time
>pull up to stop
>partner (older experienced guy) is getting the order ready
>guy right in front of truck on sidewalk is talking to himself
>this place has been robbed a lot but he just looks crazy
>he's holding a book or some shit, clearly not a gun
>he notices us and starts pointing/yelling
>I ignore him like I do everybody else
>partner gets ready
>open door
>partner hops out
>dude makes a beeline and comes around the door
>book or whatever pointed at partners head about 6" away
>partner only sees this in peripheral
>recoils, pulls money close to chest, immediately grabs his gun and presses retention release
>turns to face the guy and realizes it's not a gun
>tells him to fuck off

I don't think that guy realized how close he came to getting shot. I don't open the door in bad areas when someones that close anymore...

Do they just hire whoever? Or do you need prior experience?

>>31796709
Do you have a pulse, drivers license, and no felony or record of theft?

Congratulations on your job. Try not to wreck a truck.

>>31796714
Is it legit that easy? Because $12-14 an hour for sitting on my ass ain't that bad.

>>31796725
Yeah. It's that easy. They'll have you do other stuff like a DOT physical but they won't turn you down without any serious criminal record.

And it's $12-$14 of sitting around as the driver but it's 9-15 hour day's and once you start delivering money you will have to walk and carry shit. But by then you will want to leave the truck and do literally anything but sit around.

>>31795443
Excellent guess.

I did it in Springfield, MA. Quit earlier this year.

>>31796693
Do these places like Garda give you an allowance for body armor or do you have to buy that shit yourself?

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>>31797909
My branch, you had to buy it yourself.

Have fun wearing that and the uniform when the A/C in the truck eventually breaks in July.

Pic related was our branch high score inside the truck.

>>31797927
Holy shit, how are you even breathing there?
Hell, if I was an armor car guard, i'd even volunteer to fix the AC for them for free than suffer in that heat

>>31797991
You can barely breathe, I almost passed out a few times due to heat exhaustion. they dont HAVE to have the A/C fixed, they just need to say all trucks made after 2006 have A/C capabilities. As far as I understood.

There was a reason why I quit before my second summer. That was one of them.

>>31797927
Jesus christ man

>>31796714
Oh and an armed guard card I presume.

>>31796709
Typically they want at least 2 years experienced.

>>31797927
>60° C ambient
>denaturation point for most proteins

Jesus fucking Christ.

>>31797991
>i'd even volunteer to fix the AC for them for free than suffer in that heat

^my thoughts exactly, fix that fucking shit yourself

>>31798760
>>31797991
The problem is, you won't have the tools or money to buy the parts. The mechanics are overworked and from what I remember they would be sent off to buy parts with the company card, only to have the card declined at the parts shop for lack of funds.

Let alone the time to do it.

Also. The A/C units in the back hardly worked. They maybe dropped the to by 5 degrees fahrenheit. 10 if you were lucky and it wasn't humid out.

>>31798462
Negative. They'll pay to train you and get you your guard card.

>>31797927
Look! They actually know the temperature in their trucks! Look at those guy's in their nice fancy Trucks and laugh!

>>31800846
They'll tell you they'll reimburse you for getting your training and acquiring any licenses.

Then not pay you at all.

>fancy E-350s with a steel box slapped on the back with leaf spring suspension.
kek

>>31798802
were you at least able to bring a cooler full of ice?

Just be a UPS temp worker, they'll pay for your schooling/etc if you work a decent number of hours a week. Alternatively be a driver and make dosh, up at $33/hr!

>>31801004
This. UPS makes 3X as much as armored car guards.

On that note anybody know anything about being a P.I.? The average pay in my area is pretty good (much higher than joining LE) and it's not hard to get a license and firearms endorsement? Plus, catching cheating wives and taking lewd pictures of them and doing civil investigations seems like an easy job.

>>31800891
I dont know what good that would have done.

Probably melted by 10am.

The floor of the truck radiates all the heat from the asphalt, transmission and driveshaft.

>>31801080
sounds like you have a job for some good insulation, might as well make it an asbestos brick shithouse too.

>>31801078
I second this question

I'm already security, it's boring as shit, I want to fuck with people

>>31795425
Literally the easiest job ever. I did this part time through college. Started lifting weights, hitting the gym, etc. and figured it would be easy. You sit there in front of monitors (or a door) and basically twittle your thumbs for 6 hours until someone else comes and does it. Night shift is even easier because there aren't any people to ask you for directions.

Best part? If there's no camera or supervisor watching you, you're basically on your phone shitposting for 6 hours a day. Easiest job in the world.

>>31796641

or you could browse /k/ endlessly

>internetal hell

>>31796565
at the teller line you gotta file a suspicious transaction form every time this happens.
no joke.

>>31801295
this is true. i'm at my security job right now doing literally this. have been for four hours, and will be for four more

>>31795291
If I was an armored truck guard I would get cards made up that say

"There are so many people just like you that make the "free sample" joke that I paid to have a card made to tell you just how uncreative and not funny you are"

>>31795351
unless you're doing something like diamond runs or other exotic things then thats bullshit

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>>31800891
>>31801080
>>31801174
Finally, I found an actual legitimate use of the Redneck air conditioner!
And if the ice runs out, just drive to a gas station and buy some more!

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My dad had this job in the early 80s before he started med school. He said it kinda sucked because sometimes you would have to sit in this truck while the truck sat halfway down an elevator for like 8 hours for security check things. He also said he really didn't like their policy on what to do if the truck is robbed. The security people in the van had full-auto submachine guns and, in the event of a robbery, they were supposed to stick the gun out the hole in the wall and just fire. He asked 'What about bystanders?' and was told it didn't matter and to just empty the magazine out the door.

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>>31801492
You think the guy's moving diamonds and $100 million+ are paid more?

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>>31796565
>Doesn't scan correctly
>I GUESS IT'S FREE RIGHT A HURR HURR HURR

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>>31801505
Yes. They all have machine guns on the trucks and grenades. Also the trucks have panic alarms that go directly to the police. And cameras with biometric sensors. And smoke bombs that trail smoke to mask the vehicle. And explosive ammunition. And 20mm guns on the trucks. And we all have armor that can stop tank rounds. And we are all for operators. And we can shoot at will.

>>31801687
For FUCK'S SAKE.

>>31801505
The companies all got rid of their branch weapons long ago.

You have to supply your own weapon, ammo and holster. The shotgun racks were all removed too.

So, do they give out free samples or what?

>>31796519
Basically the armed guard equivalent of when you're a cashier and the bar code doesn't scan

>DOHOHO I GUESS IT'S FREE(eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

>>31801956
>>31801956
Only if you can run fast enough.

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>>31795190
>>31795190
driving down street on patrol

see dunbar driving the other way

black dick hanging out gun port

try to pull them over they refuse to stop

call it in and state boy joins chase

cunts stop

three guys 2 white one black

Black guy says it "wasn't me man" when I ask him about the cock

>>31796565
I fortunately don't get that ****too**** much, but people need to fuck off with large bills in general
>$3.50 purchase
>Hands over $100
>... Do you have any other method of payment?
>"NO THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT"
>I can't take this, I literally don't have enough cash to make change
>"... OH MY GOD, FINE, DEBIT!"
>Produces a debit card they didn't have 5 seconds ago as if by magic
We also don't give $20s or larger as change, which always starts shit
>WHY NOT?!?
Bitch I don't make the rules, produce something else or get out

>>31802068
>black dick hanging out gun port
Now that's some funny shit.

>>31802068
Please be a true story. That would be a much better explanation for why they don't use gunports on that company's trucks.

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Every time in these threads I see talk of the poor state of these trucks, having to supply your own fucking firearms and body armor, and the shitty money jokes by people who think they're the first person to make them.

Tell me, just how fucking easy is it to rob these things?

>>31803032
Depends but generally pretty difficult. Don't even think about it though. The guards are retarded and can't into ROE's and will absolutely shoot an unarmed robber in the back. Plus there's people in each company who full time think of how to prevent a robbery. Plus it's immediately an FBI and federal investigation.

>>31803053
>>31803108
Today was my day off. Back on the truck tomorrow. It's astounding how many /k/ommandos are armored guards.

>>31803108
Wait, so all that's protecting a lot the trucks is one guy with soft armor and a handgun...
What prior experiance do you need to get a job doing this? Sounds shitty, but still less shitty than retail. Also, can you bring your own raifus?

>>31803032
I think you have your answer.

>>31803108
>>31803053

This post screams "I work for Dunbar and just gave away security information to someone asking how to rob our trucks"

Either drink less or stay off /k/. You best hope the other anon was joking because if he actually robs a truck and says he got the idea from here you just got implicated. You work security. Actual security. In a job with the highest risk of death besides bar bouncers in the industry. Keep the shit about robbing us or procedures to yourself. This is a public website not a fucking bar conversation (where you also should not be telling people this shit). Keep the procedures vague dumbass.

>>31800873
Only loomis drives those and loomis is almost Garda tier.

>risking your life for some other fag's money

>>31797927
Damn son. You beat my old factory job high score. We managed 118 once.

>>31797927
Should have called OSHA about 20 degrees ago.

>>31803266
I dont know anon, it sounds kind of like it could be a fun job if you have the right mindset.

What kind of other benefits are there? The pays low but how about insurance? Vacations? There any perks to doing this over working for a regular delivery service?

>>31803150
>it's immediately an FBI and federal investigation.

100% this. It isn't worth it at all to even attempt. You will be shot and killed, no question.

>>31795190
That company?
What location?

>>31803297
>carry a gun
>traffic laws need not apply
>If anybody other than your partner or a verified (by your branch) LE officer attempts to get on the truck you can use force as necessary to tell them fuck off
>this means no vehicle searches
>ghetto tours in an armored vehicle
>almost impossible to get fired

>>31803222

THANK YOU BASED OPSEC NIGGER

YOU HAVE CORRECTED ME OF MY WAYS.

MAYBE YOU ARE ONE OF MY CO-WORKERS.

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>>31803244
Jesus fuck dude. I'm about ready to cap this and send it up to HQ's security. It's obvious who you work for. It's obvious your revealing info about actual security not "Hurr free samples" or "here's the general idea of the job". Your a liability and they should fire your ass. Once again, if some anon robs a truck and points to this thread you are getting sent V&.

>>31795291
One day I will snap and shoot someone in the face for asking me for free samples for the 10,000th time.

Also, rust holes in floor, been spending the last week inhaling exhaust and getting carbon monoxide poisoning.
Been writing it up and the mechanic patched one hole in the floor by caulking a sheet of vinyl over it.
Thinking about buying a can of great stuff for the holes he wont fix.

>>31795304
Because they have a very high turnover rate, because, surprise surprise, the jobs are shit and the pay is shit.

You get the desperate people fresh out of law enforcement school trying to make some money to pay off their loans and getting firearm carrying experience so it looks better on their resume, or the former military that never got to shoot someone and this is their last desperate attempt to do that since they can't enlist anymore.

>>31803424
We had a truck patched up like that last week too...

And yeah, or guys that just need a job and want a gun. Unless your retarded or retired it's a resume building job not a career.

>>31803424
Just get some aluminum backed HVAC tape.

>>31797927
>Garda

Yeah, Garda is probably the shittiest armored courier company, slightly above MCC.

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>>31803424
>Former military that never got to shoot somone
I looked into it more than once when I was getting out of the Marine Corps for this exact reason. I have no shame.
But I have a wife, 4 kids and elderly parents to support and $13 an hour (or so) isn't going to cut the mustard.

>>31803457
The floors are dirty and rusty as fuck, I doubt any kind of tape will stick.

>>31803496
You have a better chance of shooting someone as a convenience store clerk in a low income Black neighborhood.

>>31803496
Most of my coworkers including myself have significant others that make more money.

>>31803518
Because you spend 8-10 hours a day inside a low income black neighborhood, where with a courier job you might go into a nice neighborhood every once in a while.

>>31803244
>I'd happily give you the money
>Except if you're armed
what the fuck? Can I just approach you on the street, ask for free sample and go home with a few thousands?

>>31803530
Nogs rob places with a high risk of being shot less. They generally don't fuck with armored trucks. But some convenience stores get robbed on average one every few months.

Surprised no one has mentioned this yet...

I did this for about a year and it completely ruins every restaurant ever for you. I mean even without the experience of going in the back, you know all of these places are fucking filthy, but seeing it for yourself takes it to the next level.

Every Outback Steakhouse we picked up from was always the filthiest kitchen ever. A McDonalds in the in middle of the ghetto could be guaranteed to be cleaner

>>31803545
No. You can't. That's why that anon is retarded and also why we get asked 50x a day if we give free samples.

>>31803053
>blowing rain
>December

Try blowing snow at -40 degrees with the same shitty jacket you're issued because of the retarded corporate out east saying it's good enough, oh also all new trucks don't have block heaters because those kikes went cheap and told us they're unnecessary.

Also I wouldn't say any amounts you fucking mong.

>>31803569
Kek. This is true,

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the spillage of secure information. I've seen from just...
unreal...

>>31801505
Fugging hell
>dump full mags through shooty tooty holes

My father had the same ROE in Afghan,
this is definitely too fuckin much for civilian setting

>>31795406
I hear that too, also asking for samples or extras, or offering to help me carry the bag.


Also early on when I started and was doing training and watching a guy show me how to do an ATM, a guy walked up behind us, held up his fingers like guns and told us to 'stick em up', then chuckled.

If he did that to one of our trigger happy hoppers and not our resident thunder fudd, I would have had front row seats to someone getting mag dumped.

That would have been my greatest day.

>>31803569
Oh god this.
I went to a Ruby Tuesdays and almost ate shit in the kitchen from slipping on the grease, I tracked it all the way into the truck, is was about as worse as stepping in diesel fuel. However McDonald's was surprisingly not as bad.

>>31803645
that is what happens when you hire folks that should be flipping burgers.

>>31803657
Shoulda drawn down or put your hands over your head. Guy would have shit his pants. And easily coulda charged that guy with attempted robbery or something. Saying "stick em up" with your fingers pointed that way goes beyond making a joke and into "actual robbery attempt" territory.

If you were on the truck I hope you hit the fucking sirens at least.

>>31803688
I read his posts in the archive and there's nothing in there that anybody couldn't figure out on their own.

$12/hr employees are not willing to fight to the death to protect someone else's money. If they shoot someone it's because they got excited or thought their life was in danger, not the money. Obvious

The trucks are shit and can easily be penetrated by the appropriate rifle rounds, especially windows. Obvious

What's the big deal?

>>31803719
I was outside the truck at the ATM as the guy instructed me how to work on the ATM.

The instructor just gave him some dismissing look and the guy then walked into the bathroom after chuckling some more.
Then he left, walked over to a shelf near where we were working, pretended to browse while peeking at us.

>>31803688
>that is what happens when you hire folks that should be flipping burgers

They're about the only kind of people this line of employment is going to attract, with how things are right now.

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>>31803688
Mistakes are never handled lightly in the security industry...
knowledge is power after all
l>>31803754
It's the principle of saying it much like the last debate as an example. You don't talk about our defense capabilities on a national stage. Security is aligned with such functions.

>>31803756
Yeah, I'd have at minimum reported that shit to HQ. At maximum I'd draw and turn if I wasn't facing him as he did it. That would take the situation from 0-100 real fast but honestly Guards have been shot by guy's coming up behind them that way so it's completely justified. Or I'd say "PLEASE DON'T SHOOT SIR!" loud as fuck so people look at me while I put my hands up. Police would be there in minutes and the guy would be in cuffs.

>>31803754
A. Legally there are things he cannot say especially in regards to amount of $$$. He signed an NDA but probably doesn't remember that.

B. He laid it out in a way that makes it seem like the trucks are easy to rob.

C. He gave info out that isn't super easy to just look up. And if someone did look it up there would be a way for the FBI to find out "Hey, he looked up can X pierce armor" but the retarded anon made that easy.

Long story short he posted exactly what you don't post. We've been robbed after bar conversations before. Posting actual info about security procedures online is pants on head retarded.

>>31795200
>armed delivery man
Sounds like a NEET dream job

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>>31803840
>AM is actually a mall cop with delusions of operateur

Everything falls into place now.

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>>31803876
try again I don't do pleb work... Try again.

>>31803936

Oh, sorry.
>shopping center rapid response tactical team

Sounds better?

>>31803424
Fuck, if I made it through a deployment without shooting anyone, I'd be pretty happy, so long as I also didn't get shot

Killing is necessary, but I'd prefer not to

>>31803648
But...but muh salt rifle baby Krillin musheen saving the country's national security money..

>>31803953
Hey, the SCRRTT (SCROTE) are elite operators and are entrusted with our nations most valuable Cinnabon and Hot Topics.

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>>31803953
that makes no sense think for just one second and you will conclude a mall cop or armed guard makes no where near enough to pay for my equipment. seriously try again

>>31804007
It would when you're living with no overhead, like staying with mommy and daddy...

>>31804007
>>31803936
>annoying tripfag is annoying
Why do people even react?

>>31804018
That's what I do. Pretty nice. I still get an allowance too so all I pay is taxes and for shit I want to buy like guns and ammo.

>>31804007

Considering your crippling autism and complete inability to interact with other human beings in a normal way force you to stay in the basement most of the time, it's not too hard to imagine you save enough of your minimum wage to piece together expensive gear you never use (while keeping the same shitty phone camera).

After all, it's the modus operandi of half the GQ general.

>>31804074
Must be fucking nice.
I hate being a grown up.

>>31803862
B. Everything else in this thread does that already, and they probably are easy to rob in practice. My conclusion after reading this thread and even before looking up the deleted posts was that these companies are totally an illusion of security and you'd be better off sending your money in the back of a pickup truck.

C. Nobody who knows anything about guns and armor would look at one of those vehicles and assume they were rated on the doors and windows for full rifle calibers.

>>31795190
I worked in a CA branch of dunbar...most of what people are saying is correct, every day all you do is sit on your ass, luckily my branch had "newer" trucks with perfectly functional AC/heat so it was never that intolerable, if you were unlucky enough to have your truck down and had to swap out for "coin truck" aka the shittest truck in the fleet, you'd have a pretty rough long day, most days you just sit, listen to music and go about the day. My partner and I used to get free shit all the time, granted you needed to build a relationship with those stops..but we could get roughly 2-3 free Starbucks and a chipotle burrito or wendy's burger almost any given day..it just gets real old real quick. do people eyeball you all the time? yes. Do people go ape shit when you park behind their car because you literally have nowhere else to go? yes. Is it annoying that most places have a "supervisor" who can't do shit when we come? absolutely...and you grow to resent them with a passion as you know they can do nothing with the safes but you have to stand there waiting for the manager like a dumb ass to finish what their doing to come by and assist with opening the safe...my branch reimbursed up to a certain amount for body armor so that was nice...as for the biggest question, is it an easy job? yes just don't crash into shit and it's an easy paycheck.

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>>31804018
Parents are dead anon there house was foreclosed . You must really be a true neck beard. How do I know this becuase you emphasize living with mommy and daddy in multiple threads you where following me in.

>>31804172
This thread is the first time I've seen your trip in the few years I've wasted on /k/.
I was just throwing it out there because you seem like the entitled kind of manchild who would brag about shit in that manner.

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>>31804121
Nobody who knows anything about guns or armor tends to rob the truck because they like having guns and not getting assfucked by Jamal. But guess what, Jamal lurking on his fucking motorola Razr from 2004 can look at that and go "Mayne, dat means I can rob dat shit and not get killed. Sheeeit, I'm doin that tomorrow."

Plus, it's not an illusion. We have real guns, real armor, real procedures, and real cameras. Sure, some guy's rob them and get away and use stuff that will kill the guards. But the FBI tends to catch them. The entire point is to prevent huge losses and to statistically keep the money safe. For when a robbery is successful...you may be smarter or have better gear than the company and guards but you won't outsmart/outgear the feds. It's NOT easy to just get free money and never get caught and I could easily tell you why in regards to things you CANNOT lookup but I won't because I actually know how to keep important shit off the internet.

>>31804268
>It's NOT easy to just get free money and never get caught and I could easily tell you why
Wouldn't that discourage me? Why keep that a secret?

>>31804234
no just an /k/ enthusiast with many hobbies. I never really saw the point in posting any of my other hobbies such as motorcycling and hiking in a weapons bored. No matter what you say I will still enjoy coming to this weapons board its simply the best on the net.

>>31804317
I didn't say you should leave.
I don't have anything against you. I don't even know you. Just engaging in some gentle banter.
And I don't know if /k/ is the best board on the net, but it's damn sure the most fun and I've learned a good bit here.

>>31804316
No. It's relates to how the Feds can catch you should you get away. And if I tell you it will actually be something that could prevent you from getting caught. So no. If what we have already said did not discourage you I'll cherish the moment I get subpoena'd because of this thread and get to see your sorry ass in cuffs facing 15-20 while I explain to the jury "I did everything in my power to discourage a robbery and prevent sensitive security info from getting out."

>>31804234
>I was just throwing it out there because you seem like the entitled kind of manchild who would brag about shit in that manner.

You have no idea.
>>31798185
>>31798224

>>31804317
You're Hunter 2-1 aren't you, you fucking eunuch

>>31804368
No, that's Skankhunt42.

>>31803287
OSHA couldn't do shit, they came and went many times.

That shit was DoT territory. Which wasn't easy. Vermont had their branch shut down for a while until they all got new trucks. My branch tried and failed a few times. I think Garda does some paying off on higher ups in the DoT.

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why do niggers think that if you delete a post it's gone?

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>>31804317
He's some richfag who posts he's new his trip will go to /arg/ where he fits in.
Don't reveal your power level bro, not even online. Just a tip from a former trip :^)
He does have an impressive armor collection, but 308 ap or semi auto will make quick work of that. Annoying trip is annoying get over it guys

>>31804464
>richfag

More like nigger rich.

>>31804464
My posts where meant to indulge a curiosity of how far humans can push armor technology there is no benchmark for that.

>>31804435
They don't. They think nobody will go looking in the fucking archives for this info once this thread disappears.

I screenshot that shit myself. Probably gonna have a fucking training session about "online security" if some retard from this thread actually hits a truck and isn't ventilated.

>>31804344
>>31804355
>>31804464
>>31804500
I will vanish when I feel like it. Better off assuming things about then knowing too many facts.

So from what I gathered a heist could be easy if you've got some common sense and do some research, but spend the money really quick and expect Jamal to butt fuck you in a federal prison cell not too long after that?

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>>31804574
after all its better you think I am an autistic retard LOL IF YOU Know I am one even better!

>>31803569
People would be astonished at how many fucking flies are in the back of every restaurant from McDonalds to Outback or Olive Garden. They're on everything too.

Seriously people, cook your own food.

>>31803150
>>31803210
>>31803222
>>31803545
>>31803576
>>31803645
What info did he give away? I work for a courier, so I don't want specifics but in general what did this idiot say? Amounts, schedules, procedures? What?

>>31804627
talked about how much money the truck may have at a time, how lightly armored the trucks really are and how they typically respond to armed resistance/an ambush


IE potentially dangerous info if /k/ wasn't overweight 15 year olds

>>31804627
Nothing that exciting. Just some equipment info and SOPs.

>>31804627
How much he was carrying a few days ago, about how well armed/armored they are. Not a lot of it was surprising.

>>31801413
>tfw work like a nigger all day pushing shopping carts up a hill while people get paid more to do literally nothing

What are the entry requirements senpai?

>>31803569
Try working in them. You'll find out real quick that theybdont hold sit-down restraunt to the same health and safety standards they hold fast-food to.


Enjoy eating off that "clean" plate that sat in the bottom of nasty dishwater from this morning with dried ketchup on it.
Take solace in the fact it was at least wiped with a dirty, greasy, old rag before it was out back on the rack.

>>31804627
>>31804435


Anyways.

Easiest way to rob one of these guys is to just wait till they're at an atm stop. Or find the shuttle that goes to and from the other armored companies. That one is gonna leave last and its gonna have the most.

No guarantee it will be a good truck either, it's probably a piece of shit.

>>31804665
I was a cart pusher, bro. I know your struggle.
My lot was mostly downhill, though.

>>31804665
>Already having income
It's around $150 to get your guard card but after that generally it's just a mouth Swab drug test and you've got a yob

>>31804574
>>31804594
>he says as he tips his fedora and pulls his body pillow closer

>>31804681
This job has forged my calves into blocks of steel and my feet into sharp calloused spurs. It's almost worth it though when you fucking run uphill with a train of 25 carts to prove your superiority over your colleagues.

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you ever seen The Town? movie about armored car / bank robbers in Boston

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>>31804701
Mouth swab? I know for a fact those things don't work.
Is there a way to get hired on part time? Nights and weekend stuff? Is it seasonal like UPS and them?

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>>31796565
I say that first one sometimes..

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>>31804719
spotted the neck beard neet.
time to tag and bagem

>>31804764
That job got me in great shape. I remember crazy busy days where I'd have to push 30-40 cart loads just to keep up. Those were not fun days.

>>31804671
Stop thinking about it anon.

>>31804593
Let me put it this way. You have a better chance and of buying a lottery ticket and winning than you do robbing an armored truck and getting away clean. And the payout on the lotto would likely be higher too.

Christ, there are FBI agents whose job it is to catch armored car robbers and you guy's think nobody's thought of this shit before? Trust me, no matter what info you gathered from that dumbass anon or elsewhere online...your plan won't work...other people have tried this shit...almost all get caught or killed...don't even think about it and I'm being 100% straight with you about it.

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>>31804830
That's what I meant, dude. You're preaching at the choir.

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>On December 11, at 3:12 a.m., when cargo agent Kerry Whalen returned from making a transfer at American Airlines, he spotted a black Ford Econoline van backed into the ramp door. Whalen walked toward the van to investigate, and two men without masks or gloves brutally struck him over the head with pistols. Whalen had his navy hat pulled down to his chin and was thrown into the van, where a third robber was waiting. Another person took his wallet and said that they knew where his family was and they had others ready to visit them. Whalen nodded to indicate that he would cooperate with the robbers. But later, when the investigators showed Whalen a series of police archive photos, he positively identified Angelo Sepe as the perpetrator who had bludgeoned him on the scalp.

>Senior agent Rolf Rebmann heard a noise by the loading ramp and went to investigate. Six armed, masked robbers forced their way in and handcuffed him. They then used a key provided by Werner and walked through a maze of corridors to round up the two other employees. That accomplished, two gunmen ventured downstairs to look for unexpected visitors. The other robbers marched the employees to a lunch room, where the other employees were on a 3 a.m. break

>>31804884
>The gunmen burst into the lunch room brandishing their firearms. They showed a bloodied Whalen as an indication of their intentions if anyone got out of line. They knew each employee by name and forced them onto the ground. They made John Murray, the terminal's senior cargo agent, call Rudi Eirich on the intercom. The robbers knew that Eirich was the only guard that night who knew the right combination to open the double-door vault. Murray was made to pretend to Eirich that there was a problem with a load from Frankfurt, and he told Eirich to meet him in the cafeteria. As Eirich approached the cafeteria, he was met by two shotguns and saw the other employees bound and gagged on the cafeteria floor. One gunman kept watch over the ten employees, and the other three took Eirich at gunpoint down two flights of stairs to the double-door vault.

>Eirich later reported that the robbers were informed and knew all about the safety systems in the vault, including the double-door system, whereby one door must be shut in order for the other one to be opened without activating the alarm. The robbers ordered Eirich to open up the first door to a 10-by-20-foot room. They knew that, if he opened the second door, he would activate an alarm to the Port Authority Police unit at the airport. Once inside, they ordered Eirich to lie on the ground and began sifting through invoices and freight manifests to determine which parcels they wanted from among the many similarly wrapped ones.

>>31804902
>Finally, they began hurling parcels of cash through the door. Around 40 parcels were removed. Eirich was then made to lock the inner door before unlocking the outer door. Two of the gunmen were assigned to load the parcels into the van while the others tied up Eirich. The employees were told not to call the Port Authority until 4:30 a.m. When the robbers left, it was 4:16 a.m. According to the cafeteria clock, no calls were made until 4:30, when a report of the theft was made. This 15-minute buffer was crucial because Werner's inside information made the robbers aware that the Port Authority Police could seal off the entire airport within 90 seconds.

>At 4:21 a.m., the van containing the robbers and the stolen cash pulled out of the cargo terminal and left JFK, followed by the crash car. The robbery took only 64 minutes and was the largest money heist ever committed on American soil at the time.

>>31804820
>40 carts
How even nigger? My longest train was 37 and they were damn near trying to curve all the way around. After 30 shit gets weird and hard to control, But maybe that's just because I push by the nose to avoid using the god awful tow ropes that we were given early on. (which arent a thing anymore because everyone just nosepushes now)

>>31804884
>>31804902
>>31804911
Remember kids, you can accomplish anything if you just do your homework.

>>31804933
Reckless abandon. Those were the kinds of days we just stopped caring. I only ever tagged one car, but that was because a cart came off the back end when I was steering from the front.

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>>31804959
All the ones with red around them involved armored vehicles. Wanna know what the robbers had in common?

That's right, they all got caught. In fact, most were mob jobs and the robbers got whacked afterwards.

>>31804992
I was thinking this.

If I ever pull off a heist, I fully intend to kill the entire rest of the gang.

It's never the police who screw things up, it's always some dumbass who can't keep his mouth shut around his girl.

>>31804966
Kek. The only time I've ever bumped a car was when shoving one of those annoying ass kiddycarts next to a corral because "fuck that shit someone else can deal with it", It bounced off the corral and bumped some generic silver eggcar and a bitch came out screaming about how I "destroyed" her new ride, Went inside looking for a manager while I took photos of the impact area and plates. Nothing came of it because despite her crazed bitching the only thing I did was smudge her dirt alittle. If anything she should've thanked me for making her car slightly cleaner in that one tiny spot.

>>31804933
>>31804820
Can you retards please stop pushing carts in front of our trucks then stopping?

>>31805042
I don't do it anymore, but that's just retribution for you dicklickers backing out when we're coming past without looking, and parking the the god damn fire lane for 20 minutes directly in front of where I need to put the fucking carts.

>>31805042
>implying
I'm the retard that darts out infront of you because I get tired of sitting there in a lane forever due to convoys of assholes in trucks forming a wall of ford. When I see an opening I'm gonna fucking take it.

How much to they pay? Also do you need to be 21 to apply?

>>31805068
We literally can't see out the back dumbass. We beep when we back too so your dumbass doesn't get pancaked. And be glad you aren't a soccer mom at Starcucks or someplace who comes out after 5 minutes to find herself blocked in for the next 20 by us. It's hilarious watching them bitch and scream and take pictures while you just stare at them.

>>31805093
I like to wait until you types are immediately in front of the truck then take it out of gear and watch you jump.

>>31805113
Yes.

>>31805068
Oh fuck I hate fuckers that do that. And there's always some roastie in the passenger seat staring at you as you awkwardly try to negotiate your train around their ride.

Even worse is the hamplanet with 3 kids that stands there in the cart chute taking 15 fucking minutes loading her kids into a cart when you need to stuff that motherfucker.

£53,116,760 Heist.

>The manager of the depot, Colin Dixon, was abducted at about 18:30 on 21 February 2006, while driving his silver Nissan Almera. He was pulled over on the A249 just outside Stockbury, a village north east of Maidstone, by what he thought was an unmarked police vehicle, due to the blue lights behind the front grill.[3] A man approached him in high-visibility clothing and a police-style hat. The manager proceeded to get into the police impostor's car, thinking that he was a police officer, where he was then handcuffed by others in the vehicle. He was then driven west on the M20 motorway to the West Malling bypass, where he was bound further, transferred into a white van and transported to a farm in Staplehurst, Kent. As this was taking place, the manager's wife and eight-year-old son were being held hostage at their home in Herne Bay, after they answered the door to men dressed in police uniforms, who falsely informed them that the manager had been involved in a road traffic accident. They were then driven to the farm at which the manager was being held, where he was told, at gunpoint, that failure to co-operate could put him and his family in danger.

>The depot manager, his wife and son were taken to the Securitas depot in Tonbridge at around 01:00, travelling in a plain white van, being held at gunpoint. At the depot, 14 members of staff were bound by robbers armed with handguns, shotguns, a Škorpion and AK-47s and wearing balaclavas.

>The robbery came to an end at approximately 02:45. The staff, along with Mr Dixon's wife and son, were left locked in cash cages. However, one member of staff had a key to unlock the cage she was locked in; she was then able to free the others. It was still another half an hour before staff members, who had been tied up, managed to raise the alarm.[5] Police officers arriving on the scene discovered staff, the manager and his family all bound, but physically unharmed.

>>31805129
Cars that weren't backing up never phased me. I developed an unhealthy lack of respect for cars doing that job. In my experience, they always stopped. I wasn't worried about a few shopping carts getting fucked up and losing a shitty job, but they were always worried about their car.

>>31796590
>>31796590
>>31796565

When I was a cashier, some customer gave me shit about it being 12 cents overprice, so I said "Hey I'll just give you a quarter then you're good." "Nah it's ok." She spent an extra twenty minutes getting the old price dude to redo it then gloated at me when she got it.
Fuck that hag and her peanut butter.

Did have a woman come in and heave her bag up and upon being asked what's in it she leans in and goes "Guns. Lots of guns."
Struck up a nice convo about carrying. Was the 1st of like, three decent people I met in my three months of that shitshow.

>>31805129
The only thing that makes me jump is horns, And that's because I'm autismo and loud noises fuck with me.

>>31801413
Where is your security job? I want something like that but I don't know where to look.

>>31805250
How was the 4th, Joe?

Just get a CDL and drive a real truck.
Live out of that fucker for like a year. Save up all of your monies.
Go buy your own truck and make actually money.

>>31805302
Work was brutal, Fireworks were disappointing.

>>31804780
They only work within 2 days time, if you are sober for that long you should pass.

>>31805344
This. Now is the twilight of making serious money doing robot work. Do it now, do it seriously, do it as long as you can, then get some other trade out of your cashpile that you will have if you act right.
I myself drove a truck for a while, then got to a slightly better job, then a slightly better one. All these kids expect to start in the boardroom or receive rapid promotion within one conpany. Meanwhile there are employers dying for welders.

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>>31804815
>he turned his trip off

>>31805013
That's why you make friends with the right people who know people you don't know but can still trust and rely on. In other words, someone you have zero connections with but you know they're is legit.

You can't rat someone out of all they know is your nickname was "Austimo".

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>>31804959
I love Goodfellas! I know this was the Lufthansa heist too, good stuff

>>31805013
On that note, gotta love how the robbery from >>31804884 went to shit:

>Edwards was supposed to take the van used in the robbery to a car compactor in New Jersey to have it destroyed; instead, jubilant from the gang's easy heist, he smoked some marijuana while en route to the junkyard. He then drove the van to his girlfriend's apartment, conspicuously parked it in a no-parking zone, and spent the evening getting drunk and snorting cocaine, apparently intending to deliver the van to the junkyard the next day.

Fucking criminals, man.

>>31804959
If you are going to be a criminal do not be lazy, crazy, or stupid and you will go far.

>ITT: Mall cops crying about mall cop OPSEC

MY. FUCKING. SIDES.

>>31804830
Nigga, I worked there for a while.

I thought about it every fucking day, don't tell me you haven't. Your branch may be full of good employees and high security.

My branch was full of fucking washouts. I know where the routes go and which ones are worthwhile.

I also know its not worth the effort to put these people through that kind of shit, and I know I can't kill for money. Which is why I wont do it.

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>>31807888
bait maximus fucking too much right now! his whole helmet thread was elaborate trolling holy shit. How do we even top this shit >!