PATCH THREAD: Make Patch Threads AWOO Again

>>31790874
thank you for the not shit thread

>>31790874
Danke, friend

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>we afrika now boys
Thanks NEET

>>31790917
onga boonga where the white bitches at

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reposting /k/squad patches from MSW
5 left
email me at [email protected] to buy one

I've not been here in a while, what's new?

>>31791002
Nobody collects patches anymore. We all collect hug pillows now.

>>31790965
Sent you an email fag8, plz respond.

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stuff that's happening eventually

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Thanks rusty, I had a shit week but this made me legit laugh out loud. Definitely worth the wait.

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>>31791077
mine

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>>31791077
>>31791097
Who was making this one?

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>>31791063
gotchu

>>31791116
pretty sure 2hu stol- grabbed that one

:^)

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Want a gunsmith cats patch for $5 shipped in the US? Email me at [email protected]

>>31791077
That heavens gate patch.

Wouldcop/10

I want yukari

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>>31791195
I have the fluff you desire

>>31791135
Gibe faster.

>>31790965
sent dude

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My collection

>>31791213
Friendly reminder that fluff is more addictive than crack and must be taken in controlled dosage as to prevent damage to the heart and mind.

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Bonus extra patch with my yugo.

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>>31791335

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>>31791097
>magical girl auxiliary support
Want

>>31791124
Look man I'm trying to send you shekles but google simply isn't letting me use the wallet bullshit thing.You got another option?

>>31791369
send to [email protected]
I think paypal is retarded or I mistyped. Sometimes I wish 4chin let you edit
Did you email me yet?

>>31791369
>google wallet

use paypal you hippy faggot

>>31791382
You get my email senpai

I THINK I'M OUT OF PATCHES NOW
I'll post if one gets freed up, but I think I'm out.
Still waiting for a guy or two who emailed me first to get their end done before I'm sure
>>31791389
I think by wallet he meant the stupid paypal.me thing I tired to use
>>31791403
Ye, I think you got the last one.

>>31791097
Nice freckles

>>31791382
Ok I finally figured this shit out, sent you $10.

>>31791389
I honestly didn't even know you could transfer money to email accounts through paypal. Google wallet can suck my fucking dick since it didn't even work.

>>31791446
>>31791413

What's the payment link

fug
I didn't expect this level of interest
woking on replying and stuff
apologies for slow

>>31791446
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>>31791482
emailed you back

>>31791428
what?

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>>31791510
Wew lad, had my finger on the trigger there for awhile thinking I had fucked up and missed this somehow.

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>>31790894
That is almost identical to my own handwriting, it really confused me when I got the envelope. Thanks for the patches nugga

Not to be an edgy faggot, but I really want a Wolfsangel patch and I don't know where to get one other than some like satanic site bullshit online.

I searched through the pastebin but I must have missed any. Also, any gundam patches people sell?

>>31791335
>Far left, middle row
Holy shit I want that right now

>>31790917
>>31791577
glad they came through

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Hey 2hu. I did a thing :^3

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>>31791951
saved

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>>31791577
>wiener women
Oh boy! What's inside?

>>31791951
Poor 2hu gets bullied
For real, this shit needs to stop ASAP.

>>31791951
>5'10
That's being hugely generous,.

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>>31792329
>Picture very related.

>>31791097
i fucking want that rogue coyote one

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>>31791577

>>31792457
Same.

>>31792244
Dong dames.

I how does this look as a rought drawing. Is it a good attempt.

>>31793013
eyes are off, bow looks a little off too. otherwise good job with the tools you have

>>31793013
Left eye is looking toward the camera. Right eye is looking forward.

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>>31791097
yume nikki and irwiwhrn button

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>>31791097
Damn, I had this one in mind as well.

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>>31793203
here's an alternate for you

>>31793275
the right eye is still off, looks cross eyed.

>>31793203
sowwy buddy

>>31793040
>>31793056
>Not wanting a raifu with complete situational awareness

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>>31793235
Thank you?

>>31793297
I might still make it down the road and just run it at conventions.

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Best for the eyes I can do.Can any anon help correct the eyes?
>>31793040
>>31793056
Any better?

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>>31793392
look at the original picture
pupil center high on the right
pupil high and slightly cut off on the left

pupil also need to be larger

>>31793409
Which way are you trying to have her look? Her left eye still looks like it's facing towards our pov and right eye looks lazy. Maybe the right eye pupil needs to be moved further to the right of her sclera?

>>31793409
bring the left pupil further left

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>>31793419
>>31793451
>>31793530
Fuck it she gonna be blindfolded.
"Hey anon what are you gonna do to me? Are you gonna be using your big hands to play with my charging handle and play with my exaust port :3 tee hee hee."

>>31793543
Try black for lewd bar, might look cool

Do any of you patch goys do logo design? I'm looking to get a logo made for my arma group, but I really don't know where to look.

>>31793573
I could try to help? What do you need

>>31793573
I can learn and try it boy.

>>31793543
>exaust port

what is this the death star?

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>>31791951
[picrelated]

>>31791116
Fixing the text at the moment, brainstorming some quotes that can fit the design.
So far got:

[Im]Proper Stance
Prone to embarrassment
Last thing they'll see

>>31791135
:^)

>>31793581
>>31793599
I was thinking a shield with two crossed 416s, and a portrait shot of a loli wearing M90 in front the whole thing. It's a bit cliche, but I have no better ideas.

>>31793653
lub u

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>>31793653
Prone to embarrassment fits better with the picture but I like last thing they'll see too.

>>31793702
"prone to embarrassment" sounds like something M14 would say

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>>31793792
Well, it was M14 in the original pic. That one still feels the best to me though.

>>31793871
L-lewd

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>>31793606
>death star
>"h-hey, you're getting a little handsy"
>"whoa now, that's not supposed to go there"
>"you're...Getting pretty deep in there"
>"wow, heh, that tickles a bi-"

>>31793871
"Upskirt Shot"

>>31793203
Ya Its a really damn good patch.

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>>31793906
we need to go lewder

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>>31791116

opsec, are you ever going to restock on the die for the emperor patch by any chance? I want to buy a couple

>>31795185
I think he got a c&d so I'm not sure if its happening.

>>31795216
Damn it, Im a sucker for warhammer stuff, but they are complete jews when it comes to joke patches

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So got some word back from the manufacturer and a sample for megumin patch. Size so far is pushing a bit past 4inches height.

Opting to go to another manufacturer due to the facial detailing doesn't look too good

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>still no word about Erwin patch for a long time
>Still no word about Satsuki patch for a long time
Why

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>>31790874
Finally got my Rhodie foreign legion patches in the mail. Finally getting my meager collection on track. Only thing missing from my collection is my HCLI patch I got in Jap land

>>31795355
>Opting to go to another manufacturer due to the facial detailing doesn't look too good

It looks fine to me. I don't see you getting much better for what size the patch is.

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28 years old and I'm still getting shit for my name.

>>31796276
Stacey is that you?

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>>31796310

Not quite.

>>31796276
does that say
>the fag?
cant read the handwriting, if it does F

>>31796276
Gary? Terry? Cary?
>>31796365
It looks like it's "the fairy"

>>31796276
Cosmo?

>>31796276
Who names their son "Tinkerbell" ?

>>31796276
:^)

>>31795355
The purple is a shade or two too dark imo

>>31795625
Look at my "what's to come pic" >>31791097 it says eyebrows ;-)

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>>31790874
Still working on some non-weeaboo patches in addition to the other weeaboo pathces I'm doing.

Thoughts on this one? Not sure if I like the font I picked.

>>31798797
I think a plain white area would be cool where a person could write their own name

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Can anyone identify this patch? Came with a bunch of old Soviet patches.

>>31798826
I was gearing towards Fight Club, but actually that's not a bad idea for something I could do for NuggetFest.

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Would this be interesting for a patch? I'm on ww1 history binge right now.

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<3

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>>31799187
W H Y

>>31799194
cos its fun

>>31799194
>Not owning a horse dildo
It's like you don't even know prostates exist

>>31799187
>that horse dick
wait a minute.. you don't happen to make webms of yourself taking that up your ass in cute clothing do you? i swear i've seen that horse dick before

>>31799236
Sauce on that please

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>>31799222
>>31799215
Somehow, I cant entertain the idea of ramming a foot long horse cock into your shitbox being fun

>>31799236
i do.

>>31799262
Look at this fucking pussy.

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>>31798797
Thought of this jack when you posted that. Why not make a jack patch for /ck/?

>>31799265
Jed is that you

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>>31799236

>>31799262
cmon man its only 9.7 inches
and its very fun
>>31799292
who dis

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>>31799265
Oh shit.
Lemme take this oppertunity to say i love you, and your ass.
>just thinking about those webms
>mfw

>>31799265
link em

>>31799308
thanks bro
>>31799313
but this is a patch thread :^l

>>31799344
I didn't say post em.
Direct me to them plz.

>>31799305
>who dis
The one that keeps asking if you're you every time I recognize you/your ass/your battlestation/your desktop wallpapers

>>31799353
i dont currently have them uploaded anywhere.
also no lewd
>>31799367
a lot of people ask if im me

>>31799371
;_;

>>31799371
you made fun of me for buying a Bumblehooves

>>31799371
Should make a thread somewhere else and link it here

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>>31799112
That's what it feels like living in this country...

Thanks Crimson!

>>31799344
>tfw no qt bf whos also in to patches n stuff
whoever will be your boyfriend will be lucky beyond belief man

>>31799160
That's a lot of detail

This thread got really fucking strange real quick
Cut that shit out, keep the threads about patches.

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>>31799187
>has the cum tube

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>>31799374
sorry senpai
>>31799392
good cos its a TERRIBLE DILDO
>>31799396
effort though
>>31799412
tfw i found a cute bf who likes the same stuff as me
>>31799440
thats what im saying.

post patches

>>31799409
Hey man, I'm glad you got the patch and you're still alive.

I saw this webm today and it made me think of your country again. Stay safe over there.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1477369107529.webm

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>>31799509
>he has a bf
oh come on man, lucky you atleast
>bf broke up with me over a year ago and never let me get anything

>>31799417
Im going to try and simplify it later.

>>31790874
Oh look another thread ruined by a mentally ill trap and the few loudmouthed faggots that feel the need to push their homosexuality every thread. Kill yourselves without a gun

>>31799440
Think about it this way:
>then around the 250-300 post mark we get weird!
We got it out of the way early

>>31799655
No, tranny loving faggots always feel the need to inject their mental illness in every thread and claim that their faggotry is /k/ulture. It certainly fucking isn't get the autists cry that it is.

>>31799506
yea cos its the best
>>31799584
go get another one

>>31799701
Fuck off of /k/ you attentionwhoring cunt

>>31799710
oh sorry did i post in your safespace?

cry.

>>31799693
>>31799710
> Muh board culture

Don't worry we already know your retarded.

>>31799701
>go get another one
It must be easy for you as a trap, how am i supposed to find one? it's difficult as fuck

>>31799722
>>31799721
>tranny faggot attentionwhores always need to let everyone know they like fuck and are mentally ill
>get mad when they are told to fuck off
No wonder the suicide rates are through the roof, so sensitive.

>>31799760
Crossdresser/trap != tranny

>>31799527
>notisis.webm
So true it's not even funny.

>>31799739
im a BOY
and no its even harder for me to find bf's because im very picky about personality as well as looks
most people arent.
>>31799760
not a tranny tho

>anon gets mad when someone posts a dragon dildo
4chan might be the wrong website for you, friend.

>>31799782
oh sorry
how did you find your current one then?

>>31799802
luck i guess
just started talking on 4chin. haven't been with him long. he's a few hours away by train but actually pretty damn close.

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Side Note, I know the link in the pastbin takes you guys directly to the products page, for The Crimson Caravan but you should check the main page before ordering. Whoever just bought a War Butterfly patch missed out on 10% off and free Halloween candy.

>>31799858
On here? you hang out on /soc/ or something?
guess i maybe need to look harder, not too many qt bois in my country either which makes it harder

>>31799934
>soc
board for thirsty people
nope

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>>31799925
>quantity of F R E E CANDY
ILL TAKE ALL OF IT
INFINITE CANDY WORKS

theres a patch thread on /fa/ with some neat stuff

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Could you put a patch on a field jacket or would that look dumb? I want one of those Woodsy the Owl patches since I live in Commiefornia

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>>31800026
Link it then you shitter

>>31800060
>>/fa/thread/11871705

>>31800026
damn ur right
some ok stuff.
a lot of stupid shit too though.
>>31800059
would look fine.

>>31800072
>>>/fa/thread/11871705
you tried

>>31800100
>>>/fa/11871705
oh boys

>>31800100
I've never needed to cross board post a link.

>>31799925
>want candy
>want patches
>no money
>WAKE ME UP

>>31800126
kek, that lame motherfucker made it, I guarantee it.

>>31800023
The description says you'll get a random quantity of candy. So if you add 100 free candies to the cart, I'll probably give you 3 milk duds for being a wise as lol

>>31800153
It's ok.
>head pat

>>31800167
The guy with the Mosquito patches came here because /fa/ told him /k/ might like his Cherobyl design.

>>31800226
Thing is, they're right.
Just not from him.

how to buy awoo patch

>>31800167
Either that faggot or the deplorables patch guys who doesn't get rid of his shit

>>31800276
Howl at the moon on the anniversary of the touhou project.

>>31800308
What's wrong with the deplorables guy?

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>>31800327
Idea is neat, the design sucks and it apparently doesn't sell, otherwise he wouldn't post his store a million times in each thread and now also on /fa/.
Deplorables should have been a frog patch imo

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This art work is amazing.
Thanks NEET

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>>31800321
What if we do anytime the moon is full?

>>31800360
He already sold out once and reordered.

Are there going to be more Russia's Greatest Love Machine patches?

Is there anywhere to buy them now?

Crimson
When are you adding stalker patches? I've been itching for one

>>31799925
I think your site's down.

>>31800564
probably
no

>>31800604
Lol, I saw your comment on /fa/ and replied to that one too.

They'll be part of February's "Go Bag"

>Blowout soon fellow S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

>>31800646
It's back up. When I was doing some minor editing it defaulted to an old domain url for some reason, but it's good now.

>>31799925
Are you going to have more Claymore pillows?
I tried to buy one once but the sight fucked up somehow and wouldn't let me purchase.

>>31800797
Wait, you're making stalker patches? which ones? all the faction ones like ivan used to sell?

>>31800815
I have two in stock online, though I have a few more off to the side for next NuggetFest. Try ordering again, the site was down just a moment ago, but it's up again. Your order didn't go through, but if a double order does appear, I can cancel and refund you.

>>31800851
I very well might. In November "GO BAGS" will start, kind of like Loot Crate, but centered around a specific theme each month. Looking at doing a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. theme for February.

>>31800797
Thanks. Also has the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" had its text fixed yet or is there still a typo in them?

>>31791077
>RWDS
That's wrong! The shield is backwards!

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>>31800897
>kinda like loot crate
fuck man, thats awesome

>>31799760
I'm with this guy. I don't support trannies that's why I haven't bought patches from 2hu

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>>31800906
Fuck, I just realized I never updated the description to point out the spelling error.

Not it hasn't been corrected yet. I'll be offering a discount and free sticker version, to anyone that bought the typo version if they email me their order # when I get them ordered since I 1) didn't notice the typo when proofreading and 2) Didn't annotate that on the description until just now.

>>31800919
Glad to here there's interest. After how unreliable shipping and service was the last few months I'm trying to gear the store towards not being a shit. I know there's a few folks waiting on some stickers to get restocked, but things are getting better.

New shipping packages, new products, new "GO BAGS", and more. I do this out of passion, but the fact remains The Crimson Caravan is an actual registered company, and when it comes to providing Not-Shit Service, I need to take that more seriously, while still having fun with it as a whole.

You guys deserve it.

>>31800564
>Are there gonna be more RGLM
Yup, got more in production at the moment
>is there anywhere else to buy them
If you can find an anon who wants to sell or trade theirs, probably.

>>31800479
You become the boy who cried wolf

>>31801190
>You become the boy who cried wolf
BOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE

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>>31791335
>>31791352
mah nigga

>>31801455
Thank you, I'll be here all night

Does the guy who manages Weapons Grade Waifus frequent these threads, or does anyone else know if there's an estimate as to when the Gunsmith Cats patch might be back in stock, if at all?

When will the Ryuuko skull patches be back in stock? Also any new weeb patch stores out these days?

>>31801841
tonight

>>31801841
http://mememagicshop.com/product/the-deplorables-patch/

>>31800897
>"GO BAGS"
How much, and is it like an actual subscription service or do we have to buy them each month

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it happened, it's here
also "WHATS IN THE BOX!?"

>>31800897
Placed the order for the Claymore pillow. Thanks much.

Also, GO BAGS sounds pretty cool.

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>>31801455
Has the SnW patches arrived yet?

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>>31800815
>claymore pillow

What is dis

>>31800897
>I very well might

You steal Ivans patches and I will fucking find you and burn your little "ranch" to the fucking ground

You had BEST get their permission

>>31802120
There is now 1 left, famalam:
http://www.thecrimsoncaravan.com/store/p179/Claymore_Plush_Pillow.html

>>31801079
You're coming off the same way as those other tags
You're taking yourself way too seriously and too much like a business
We don't want that kind of faggotry

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>>31802028
this is it

>>31801190
>Speaking of RGLM
Do you know when they're getting shipped/should start arriving? I might just be an impatient fuck, but hasn't it been a week and a half at least?

>>31802321
They all got shipped out this Monday.

As for when they arrive, it really depends on where you are and how merciful Canada Post and your local mail provider is feeling that day.

I'd reckon around 1-2 weeks if you're in the US or International, but I've seen them take as long as 3-4 weeks on occasion. Just keep an eye out for the package with a fuckload of stamps on it, that'll be the one.

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>Like the faggots at Meme Overpricers have ANY say about a franchise they don't have any rights to, to begin with.

Kys, Ivan sympathizer.

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>>31802086
funny you should ask

>>31801841
they said something on facebook about a restock this Friday, not sure if those will be included

>>31802500
Oh shit

>>31802500
> sold out

wtf, did I miss out again?

>>31802477
Fuck off that guy.

>>31802592
>>31802500
midnight Thursday, a minute after Wednesday 11:59PM

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>>31797732
It's probably the lighting, though hair is compromise between purplish brown

>>31796275
Tru, but muh OCD just flairs up when the design just doesn't match the one I sent in

>>31799187
W-wut are we gonna do on the bed?

>>31800992
Wow, I didn't even know that I was a tranny

>>31802627
Great, that works.

> will be online for other shopping

>>31802650
id ask for a higher quality pic, also can i hab one?

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>>31802664
YOSH

>>31802178
Fuck off, CC and NE are fine. Both made by /k/ for /k/.
It's the outsiders we don't like.

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>>31802610
>I'm That Guy because I don't respect NE.
Nah, fuck you cunt.
And for the record, I've bought a few things from the Ivans and was very happy.
But to claim they have some sort of exclusivity on Stalker stuff makes you a huge faggot.
So again, neck yourself.

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>>31802711
>>31802711
Got the patch a little bit ago when I got home, thanks mate and sorry for bein a bother

Also just bought a set of poly handguards for my FAL, apparently they're bipod cut Rhodies. Didn't see a /brg/ up so does anyone here know about them?

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>>31802650
>W-wut are we gonna do on the bed?
You're going to get a DEEP cleaning.

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>>31802697
Expect quantity similar to the Revy patch you helped me design

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>>31802764
There is a /brg/ up but it's terrible as usual.

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>>31802711

>>31802805
>>31802805
Oh shit really? I'm on mobile so it took me a good 5 minutes to even find patch thread

>>31802796
thats a lot :O but ok

>>31802842
Use filters newfag

>>31802796
2hu when were those new patches you mentioned droppin

>>31803055
>using settings
>on mobile

I just use 4chanx and then avoid mobile posting as much as possible

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>>31803065
Got 5 in the works right now, Megumin and Gunslinger girl are still smoothing out details.
New Op-chan in Tigerstripe and Tri-desert are in production, and AK patch arrived but want to release it in conjunction with Gunslinger girl

>>31802742
>its okay to be pretentious if its someone I like

Okay buddy

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>>31799187
lol someone cap this I cant fucken breath

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>>31802764

>>31803174
Have you never seen a dildo before? How new are you? half the people on 4chan has dragon dildos.
>>31803117
Pretty much!

>>31803267
CUTE
>>31802773
LEWD

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>>31802773

>>31803344
Secret Santa should be coming up sometime soon.

There's going to be a lot more than half with dildos by the time that's over with.

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Guys just made this but when I export it its comppressed I tried gif but its all jagged how do? It looks distorted when exported as a file.

>>31803447
use a better picture first.

>>31802003
Still deciding on the price, aiming for $30-$40 at the moment. Also planning to make it a subscription for ease of order. I'm not completely decided upon the contents yet. Roughly thinking:

>themed limited run t-shirt
>themed limited run embroidered patch
>themed early release non-limited run embroidered patches
>themed early release non-limited run stickers
>themed early release non-limited run buttons
>themed early release non-limited run key chain
>themed early release non-limited run 8.5" x 11" print
>edible snack
>3 lucky subscribers get an extra gift (likely a themed dvd or book)

Something like that.

>>31802083
No problem man, sorry for the temporary disruption.

GO BAGS will start on Nov 1st, I'll try not to fuck it up, lol.

>>31803112
what does Gunslinger look like again?

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>>31803447
PNG
>>31803386
>tfw shoving my bore brush into her tight action

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>>31803505
It looks bad fampai. And I always export as png baka desu.

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>>31803490
Seems a bit pricey, but I hope that the contents justify the price and such
A bit of a fan of your wares and store, might consider subscribing.

>>31791097
Gib me dat rip and tear patch

>>31802500
I've been waiting so long for someone to remake these. If I miss this I'm going to cry

>>31803490
wait so you get 2 patches from crim a month?

>>31800915
only if you're right handed or look at it from the front

>>31801646
not anymore since he decided to be a total fucking autist and doxx a guy

>>31801893
fuck off Mark

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>>31803505

>>31802751
>Meme Overpricers

N-no I totally like them g-guise!!!!

>>31802028
>>31802241
Sorry your mail took so long to get to you, must have been another wild fire lol.

>tunnel snakes rule!

>>31802142
That's why I used the word "might". I already emailed them broski, thanks.

>>31802477
>>31802751
Legally speaking you're right, THQ owned the rights to S.T.A.L.K.E.R. but they've been dissolved. So whomever bought them would now have legal ownership. That said, I still emailed Ivan as a measure of good faith.

>>31802142
That's why I used the word "might". I already emailed them broski, thanks.

>>31802178
>>31803117
>You're taking yourself way too seriously and too much like a business
>you're pretentious

Well, the truth of the matter is, The Crimson Caravan LLC IS a business. It's a registered LLC, pays taxes, has an IRS Tax ID, and a wholesaler purchase license. I like to think I'm not being pretentious or too business minded, but hey if I am feel free to tell me and I'll try to keep that balance between not giving shitty customer service and never forgetting I'm /k/.

I mean, if you want to meet me and know that I'm actually pretty chill in real life you're welcome to come to a NuggetFest man. Good food, good folks, good funs.

>as if I could forget I'm here forever

>>31803409
Kek, yeah I'll start up a thread tonight.

>>31803447
is it weird that I had EXACTLY that idea earlier today?

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Does this look good ?It look wierd on my computer.

>>31803610
>come to a NuggetFes

naw
I'd rather go to one that doesn't charge admission and is run by some guy who just wants everyone to get together and doesn't have some ulterior motive

>inb4 I DONT!!!!

No one drives their shitty pickup across the country just to get people together without some motive to either get their money back or further some goal of theirs

>>31803623
use a better picture of holo

Dear /k/,
Hope you enjoy all the gay/trap stuff we post in your threads to make you all look like a bunch of cock loving faggots
Sincerely
The Jews

>>31803666
>those trips

I believe it

>>31803528
wat r u doin?

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Ivan restocked some stuff

>>31803623
nose and mouth are bad

>>31803666
>The Jews
>Satan trips
Of all the words of tongue and pen...

>>31803574
I don't like them.
That doesn't stop me from doing business with them, when they have good deals.
Which they did, in the begining.
Not so much after the bakelite debacle.
But keep mumbling, you stuttering prick.

>>31803739
post three items that are overpriced

>>31803739
Most of their stuff is properly priced.
I should know, I'm a jew ebay seller.

>>31803697
Loners when

>>31803623
Its always going to look jagged if you have sharp edges like that. Gotta use some kind of blending for smooth edges.

>>31803761
It's all mostly overpriced. Even their cheapest stuff is such atrocious quality it's still overpriced for what you're getting.

>>31803562
nah I'm still here

>>31803531
some day

>>31803532
dont crie, i keep in stock, yes?

>>31803490
Will you ship international too?

>>31803878
are you fucking retarded?
You're absolutely pulling shit out of your ass at this point and even more so see>>31803797

>>31803879
why did you doxx the guy?

>>31803882
Still never told me when the Brak patch is coming, I need my space ghost coast to coast. Also another patch you can do with Brak is "All Hail Brak"

/k/not patch when?

>>31804001
>/k/not patch
BIG RED DOG DICK

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>>31804001
>>31804020

>>31803989
Probably with the big release in January when I get a large chunk of change from school. I'm thinking another 6 or 7 patches

>>31802627
What timezone?

>>31804066
MST

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>>31804020
>>31804033
But guise

>>31804042
glockchan pls.

>>31804095
STOP

>>31804100
yissss

>>31804095
CONTINUE

>>31804078
>2am

Thank god I have nowhere to be on Thursday

>>31791077
Would definitely buy the RWDS and memeetric and kek ones

oh no

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that was a quick edit
other than the pixalated portions, doesn't look too bad

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>>31804166
OH YES

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>>31804001
>>31804095
>>31804153
yup, its about that time in the thread for the weird stuff.
>pic related

>>31804180
bokay!

>>31804143
i dont imagine they will sell out in 6 hours like cracker

>>31804078
Is there any chance of getting that moved up a few hours? I am not looking forward to getting up at 3am to order some tactical weebshit.

>>31804206
At least use the Rex

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>>31804206
OOHHHHH YEEEAH

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>>31802650
>W-wut are we gonna do on the bed?
shitpost on /k/ :^)
>>31803174
its a very common meme and not worth capping

>>31804252
Dat collar tho

I really hate you /k/.
But I'll be fucking damned if you dont make the best shitty weeaboo patches

>>31804266
its nice right?

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>>31803409
>Secret Santa

Here we go >>31804183

>>31803529
Whatever price I set on will reflect what's in it. I promise you'll get more than just 1-2 patches for $30 lol, I mean who would do something like that?

>>31803543
Maybe, maybe more, maybe not. Each month will have different items, though there will likely be multiple patches in each GO BAG. Some which will be limited runs, and others which will simply be early releases of normally stocked runs.

>>31803643
>I'd rather go to one that doesn't charge admission

Umm, NuggetFest is free and always has been since it started in 2014. Arkadia Ranch is a completely separate event.

>ulterior motives

I don't think you'd believe my motives if I told you, but if you're really interested I'll be happy to answer that, though this thread may not be the proper place. You're welcome to email me about it anytime.

[email protected] I'll be happy to chat at length with you on the subject.

>>31803666
Damnit Satan lol

>>31803904
Hell yeah man, I already do and intend to continue. Fair warning, shipping is going up a bit in November. As much as I wish I could keep splitting the cost for international shipments, I gotta set it to the full price if I want to keep putting out new stuff for you guys.

>>31804001
Does this count?
>pic related
>Bethesda and Obsidian are pervs

>>31791335
>Why you wear Azov?

>>31804313
Cute af

>>31804318
>I don't think you'd believe my motives if I told you

excellent cop out

>>31804214
>already sent out email news letter
>posted it on the store FB
>put a timer on the item on the store
>sweating
dont think so capt'n

>>31804279
<3

>>31804318
ok, so i heard of this but never looked into it and just saw it here and there. what is this?

>>31804334
thanks man

>>31803981
I was not aware sharing a Facebook name is doxxing, a lot of people have RP accounts or fake names/profile pics up on their Facebook - but dude wanted to sell the patches we gave him to sell, and people did not believe his legitimacy. Thought we would help him out a bit and made sure to purposefully not reveal anything more important

>>31804420
>I was not aware sharing a Facebook name is doxxing

>giving out private information isn't doxxing

Maybe you should look up what doxxing is
4chan isn't facebook, cunt
But I guess you wouldn't know that being as you live in your precious little world where you get to ban anyone who doesn't agree with you

And even more so, you didn't even bother confirming if it was his name
You didn't even ask
THAT makes you a shitbag

>>31804452
And yes
I am using my trip
That is completely unacceptable behavior

Yes I mad

>>31804336
>excellent cop out

Did you stop reading there, or did you ignore the part where I said I'm happy to explain everything to you in great detail via email, so we don't further derail this thread?

>>31804354
Which of my several comments were you referring to SkinWalker?

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>>31804452
#rekt

>>31804489
my bad, the secret santa thing-a-majig

>>31804489
>did you ignore the part where I said I'm happy to explain everything to you in great detail via email,

no I read it, I just don't feel like talking about it in a format that does not allow outside moderation

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>>31804498
I have one of those. Kinda.

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>>31804452
>>31804460
absolutely fucking nuclear
holy shit

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>>31804452
>>31804460
NEET-senpai laying down the law

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>>31804452
>>31804460

>>31804452
>>31804460
I just wanted to say I only came to this thread to say one thing

>rekt

>>31804420
Stop being a dickhead. Christ.

>>31804519
I have nothing to say privately that I wouldn't say publicly. It sounds like you want an audience, not input. But hey, I'll let /k/ decide if they want to be your audience.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11507928

Is this conversation off topic and irrelevant to this thread?

>>31804452
>>31804460
>[X] Told
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