Stupid kid detterents

cameras. print pics and put them up near local schools.

Murder them with a machete while wearing a navy jumpsuit and a hockey mask

motion sensors servos speakers really fucking spooky sounds

>>31775402
Start using it more often.
Once people see the property is being used, then the teenagers will need to search for more places to bang.

Tripwire bear mace traps, it's the only solution that will work. After a few fuck outings are transformed into hours of debilitating but non damaging pain the little shits will think twice about going on your property.

>>31775402
1.Hide cameras
2.Record the dickings that occur.
3.Blackmail
4.????
5.PROFIT!!!

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>>31775402
Set up a motion sensing camera and post the results.

I don't really want it to Stop, per se, I just want to know some ways to maybe fuck with them a little.
>inb4 ask nicely

>>31775402
join the fun

>>31775480
Great way to get busted for having child pornography

>>31775495
hide outside and masturbate to the dickings.

>>31775421
/thread

>>31775402
Fake blood and a 10 dollar machette next to a body sized bag full of rotton meat. Or just put out a bowl of condoms and hoppes and let the little bastards do their thing a

>Get a bottle of lube
>add some extra strength muscle rub
>Leave it where it will be found
>...
>Profit!

>>31775402
>>31775456
Set up a mine field then rig the shack with a couple claymores and unstable c4. Also dig some Viet Cong spike traps.

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Tripwire with attached fireworks.

Hilarity ensues.

>>31775421
This is the only correct answer

>>31775402
put a camera in the shack and fap like no tomorrow?

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>>31775666
im gay

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>>31775495
shoot them for trespassing

>>31775402
Put up trail cams, and put up no trespassing signs up around your property and a couple in the shed if you want to freak them out, if that doesn't work then more drastic measures will have been deemed necessary.

>>31775573
seconding this

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>>31775402
>>31775421
???

>>31775818
This
>cops come to investigate?
More claymores
>Alphabet soup agency comes
More claymores
>They break through and corner you in the basement
More claymores
>They subdue you and go in to cuff you
You're actually made out of claymores

>>31776203
>You run out of claymores?
Surprise! More claymores.

>>31776012
Please stop posting pictures of ted cruz.

>>31775495
Leave creepy notes about them.

Leave dragon dildos in there.

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>Go innawoods with dear antlers, a fursuit, and a loud recorder
>If you can find a way to smell like electrical fire then do that too
>Throw objects at occupied shack
>3spoop them out, leave sign on the door that says "I wouldn't worry about it".
>Enjoy the next few months as various groups of teenagers are dared to fuck in the skinwalker shack
>Skinwalkers gonna skinwalk

>>31775480
>blackmail
no, jerk off and post pictures online and around the school, you don't want to go to jail

alternatively, >>31775443 spoop them

>>31775402
Bear mace them. Or just call the cops.
If the cops walk in on them, they'd be humiliated fo life.

>>31775416
>spread child pornography around schools
Yeah anon, sure....

>>31775511
>People fucking on anons property
>Anon installs security cameras
>Catches them fucking
>Takes footage to police
>Gets arrested for cp

I love the way the law works, it's as stupid as facing charges for purposely shooting someone in the leg.