TFW you will never be tasked with hunting down renegade dinosaurs

>>31768430
>can't follow tracks of a bipedal 40 ton creature

Guess I'm overqualified for once

>>31768443
Fucking this

>possibly billion dollar park
>multi-million dollar lab made creature
>1 single tracking device burried not too deeply into a multi ton monster of destruction

I can get using non lethals initially because these people never had something like this happen and the dino was expensive as fuck, but come the fuck on.

>>31769029

It bugged me that their ACU wasn't enormous, considering the number of dinosaurs they had.

All they seemed to have was a small handful of guys, instead of a damn army.

>>31768430
>>31768443
>>31769029
>>31769185
>giving a fuck about this shit movie
The movie was shit. Why you millennials continue to give them money is beyond me.

>>31769205
Those posts were shit. Why you boomers continue to give them (You)s is beyond me.

>>31768430
Were you watching this on HBO too? Also what the hell is the next one about? The dinosaurs escape yet again?

>>31768430
dude, dude

Dinosaur PMCs

>>31768430
HELL YEA THAT IS D.K.

>>31768430
hehe more like hunting down the renegade burrito, right?

Also, fuck you and your shit thread.

>>31769205
Well I torrented the jyk encode and spent 0 dollars, at least

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>>31769205
I liked it when I realized the dinosaurs were the protagonists and the humans were filler.
Blue is the main character and the T. Rex returns as the hero from the previous film.

Suddenly it's a lot less shit and a lot more fun.