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Have any of your pets been unintentionally /k/?
Mine just caught a pigeon and chewed his head off.
I never thought he'd be useful for a happening but I guess he could catch rats of we're desperate.
Post your battle buddies.
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>>31764701
Here he is. In all his pigeon eating glory.
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My black german shepherd savagely digs holes and chomps moles. Everyday he patrols/prowls through the yard with his ears up and nose down searching for moles. He's a big dog, even for his breed.
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>>31764701
Pets are degenerate
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>>31764774
How lonely you must be.
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>>31764714
Uhh...huhuhu Your dog looks sscared. Do you like-uh try to grab it's junk and stuff?
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>>31764792
Hehehe-no. NO! Urrm... He just does that, you know? Errr...
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>>31764780
Wife and 2 kids anon
>I think you have the whole pets/loneliness dynamic backwards
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>>31764978
I agree with you desu anon, pets are fucking annoying
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Killed a ground hog and left it's headless corpse on our doorstep.
But alternatively retrieved without injuring our cockatiel that got outside.
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>>31764701
My cat does that once in a while. She was a stray I took in so she's half wild and used to finding her own dinner. A few weeks ago we found a pidgeon with it's head chewed off under some bushes that she had caught. The body was untoughed, just the head was missing. She looks like the sweetest little thing, but she's a cold blooded killer.
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She kills mice all the time
Only downside is is that she has brought a mouse into the house and it got away on her.
She's a fucking idiot sometimes. She had this one mouse that she fucked up and it was spasming so I tried to do the right thing and put it out is misery. So I hit it on the head with a hammer and fuck did its head explode.
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>>31764701
My cats are furry little murderers
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>>31765175
Fuck
Imagine it rotated 90 degrees
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when I was young I had a cat that would kill several squirrels a day and leave the headless bodies on our front porch, like he wanted to display them or something

he's probably still roaming that neighborhood
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My miniature pincher loves to hunt rats and other critters. She has chased possums and racoons but idk what she would do if she actually caught one.
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When I was a kid I had a brittany that would catch squirrels and release them relatively unharmed (after making sure everyone had seen her trophy of course).
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>>31764701
>>31764714
That's not a battle buddy. It's a fucking rat. Get a real dog.

Your gay, your dog is gay. If shit hits the fan I'll punt your dog like a fucking like a football and take your lunch money.
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>>31765064
Beautiful doggo
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>>31764701
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This nigger gets birds, mice, and squirrels. Got a opossum once, it fainted and he just licked it...
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>>31767070

>doesnt fuck with my shit anymore
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Oh sweet battlebuddy thread.

This is my buddy. Had him since I was 8 (21 now) and he's been trained as my guard dog. Used to get into a lot of fights back when I lived in Texas. I've seen him pin down a mastiff before I could say 'that nigger is dead'

Saved my life a few times. Love him so much.
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>>31767272
>>31767070
1/10
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>>31764701
Are Pigeons /k/?
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>>31764774
Agreed.
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>>31767901

>his was looking for his friends
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My cockatiel wrestled a huge moth to death and then sang a football team anthem.
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>>31764774
Go away muslim
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>>31767070
>>31767272
Sauce (unless it's yours) and why.
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>>31764774
Whatever you say, raghead.
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>>31764701
>mowing lawn
>look over and see my dog scooting along the ground
>bird right in front of her
>fucking swallows it
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>>31769682
Dogs are fucking great.
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>>31764701
My dog's idiocy came in handy. Probably the most based moment I can think of.

> be me
> be outside
> doge takes off for neighbors driveway
> runs up to the drainage pipe and locks eyes down the pipe
> I push her out of the way and look down
> fox sits on the other end
> now knowing that he was up against more than a dog it bolts
> dumbass bitch takes off after it thinking it was another dog
> chases it just like the neighbor dog
> runs at 110% engine power for about five minutes when the fox went under the shed and into and old network of groundhog tunnels

Never came back.
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My cats more badass than your cat. My dogs are pretty worthless though.
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My Black Lab mix eats animals whole and doesn't even kill them
Greentext in a little bit
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Not really, but my birb likes to perch on my rifle when it's hung on the wall, and I've sort of trained her to play the part of the random go signal when I do draw practice with my CCW.
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>>31771296
> Be me
> Notice I have a rat problem
> Decide to track them down to where they live
> Find one, sitting in front of my garage
> He sees me and runs under my porch
> Move my poorfag porch out of the way
> Fuck.jpeg
> There's entire family of 10-12 of them that run out all of which are new borns
> While I'm smashing them with my feet I hear my Lab running up behind me
> Starts fucking eating them without even chewing on them just full up swallowing them whole
> I sit there looking at him while he just ate an entire family of rats, which are probably dying slowly in his digestive system.
> Couple of hours later I notice a noise coming from his dog house
> Look in his dog house
> Fucking barfed up the rats
So anyone else have some experiences like mine?
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ive had em since they were hatchlings and will bite at ANYTHING that moves
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>>31765064
Looks like my black lab who passed 3 years ago.
Wonderful breed. Makes me want to go out and get another.
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>>31765064
Like a boss. Good looking lab. Tier one doge right there.
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>>31771460
Labs are good people. Only other breed that has the same mix of little-kid fun loving and little-kid smart is a border collie.
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This old girl would regularly take down rabbits bigger than her, and sometimes bring me the eyeballs/choice guts. RIP mama kitty, her offspring aren't nearly as badass.
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>>31771389
Yes but mine only leaves possums alive.
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For your memories. When spaz was a baby.
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>>31767070
>>31767272
Are outdoor cats an invasive species? yes
Do they fuck up the echo system? yes
Should they be killed once on your property? arguable
Should you take joy in killing them or draw out the process? no you fucking psycho.
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>>31764701
Currently, our two Goldens like to corner rabbits and play tug of war.

Our late Golden used to stick his nose into mole holes, wait for them to pass, snatch them and toss them into the air, and snap their necks on the reception. Shit was pretty fucking cool to watch.
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>>31764701
My Lhasa Apso regularly kills sparrows, pigeons, moles/rats (fuckin huge ones), pigeons, crows. The bitch kills more birds than a cat. The best part is that she doesn't even eat what she kills. She's just pissed off of birds and rats.
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>>31764701
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>>31773253
my kitty, and my dogs

sorry for the potato cam, my phones a piece of shit and my camera battery is dead
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>>31769565
>why
feral cats are pests, you faggot.
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I taught him patrolling and how to keep his spacing.

Also to not cross the road till I tell him to but that's not /k/
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>>31764701
Used to have a black feral cat that would jump out of trees onto dogs and birds.
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>>31773328
what kinda doggo is this? looks cool
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>>31773341
Newfoundland

Best breed. Males weight anywhere between 140-180lbs. Loyal, easy to train and gentle.
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>>31765119
Domestic cats are ruthless. No sense of self preservation with all sense of hunting. I miss my boo. She died 3 months shy of 21... she was 7 lbs. Small. Fast. Compact. Redhead. She treated me like we were married... I'm single. I'd like to get married... but if marriage is like THAT... castrate me now...
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>>31773357
sadly cant get 'em where i'm from. I've got a nice himalayan mastiff lined up so i'm not too upset.
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>>31773384
kill yourself.
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>>31764701
My cat would catch mice and think they were toys. I tried teaching her to kill mice instead of playing with them.

However, she now takes them into the bathtub where they can't escape as she plays with them. Then she kills them and I have to hose mouse blood out of the tub.
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>>31773384
I can totally see a /k/ommando marrying his cat.... thats sad.
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My cat is at least 21 years old.

She was inside/outside for most of her life, but spent 3 straight years outside recently until we took her in when it dropped below negative 15 degrees in the winter.

Hell of a personality on her being so old. Being around that long, you can start to tell why cats do some of the things they do, instead of just chalking it up to being generally pissed at the world and catlike.

>cat is old enough to drink
>cat is older than my girlfriend
>drinks out of toilet
>drinks out of glasses via paw dab
>eats popcorn, bugs, twizzlers licorice.. catch her eating odd stuff all the time
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>>31765765
>>31771576
Ended up getting bone cancer and had to be put down.
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>>31773411
Blow me
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>>31764701
hit the beach after hurricanes w/Calipoo

She goes straight for the throat everything!
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>>31769853
We had a cat like that one. Pure bred Maine coon, must have killed hundreds of rabbits. I don't know why we even bothered to feed him, though worm meds costed a bundle.
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>>31771799
That's unusual, usually the best hunters are from mothers that hunt a lot. Every cat has the tools to be a killer, but they need to develop a taste for it and lots of practice.
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>>31775151
You're evil.
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>>31775254
Girls squish those anon
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>>31764701
He fits in the mag pouches on my chest rig, if that counts.
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>>31775303
Centipedes eat those anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iVXvAWyNBM
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>>31775203
We were living in the middle of rabbit warren and the cat decided that he was gonna milk this for all it was worth. Used to carry his kills up to the balcony and wake up my parents crunching on their skulls. We would usually only find the rear feet.
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>>31767070
Fucking sandnigger
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>>31775415
>tell him to stop
>he keeps on going blithely.

This is the greatest insult.
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>>31772411
>should you enjoy killing them
>no
Well no. The answer is maybe.
Not in the fact that you enjoy the killing but it would be normal to enjoy that fact that you stopped the pest from whatever troubles it may have caused you.

e.g. cat gets into trash all the time and tears it up, kill cat and now happy you don't have to deal with that shit.
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>>31771460
>>31771596
Friend of mine had a cross between a black lab and a border collie. Can confirm for GOAT dog.
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>>31775471
I dare you to post that on /an/

>>31775478
Calm down bro, chill.
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>>31775497
Nigga I ain't saying it to be edgy or some shit sometimes animals are pests.

If there was a cat in the area doing cat stuff and not digging in my shit causing problems idgaf and it will continue to live on doing cat stuff. If it's digging through and ripping apart trash and leaving bodies around its prolly going to die.
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>>31775471
You just keep telling yourself that lonely serial killer anon. I can only hope that you suffer the same fate as those pesky feral cats you have such a fondness for torturing.
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>>31775567
I'm not calling you edgy, I'm saying /an/ would and you should post it there for funsies.
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>>31768029
Found the future serial killer
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>>31775497
I browse /an/, they say the same shit he does. They go full spurge over outdoor cats and my bet is most of the people shitting on outdoor cats in this thread are from there.
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>>31775778
/an/

Get the fuck out. They are a containment board for cat hoarders. I went there before and almost died of cancer.
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>>31764774
>>31765170
> being this autistic
> 2016
ISHYGDDT

>>31768029
You're fucked, bud.
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>>31772411
>echo system
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>>31772411

Cats need to be gassed.
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>>31775982
>You're fucked, bud.
how so?
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My cats bring sparrows into the house and release them alive and apparently unharmed.
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>>31775497
Ta da. Enjoy their tears.

>>>/an/2248921
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>>>/an/2248084
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>>31773327
Ok buttmunch, why are they a pest? Taking up space, eating your garbage, just existing?
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>>31777700
Not him but,
>Have bird feeder
>Have neighbor with outdoor cat
>Suffer
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>>31765712
i am gay. You can punt my dog right after I wipe your shit off of my dick after SHTF.
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>>31774633
damn good looking for an old girl
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>>31777707
Oh. Is it possible to hang it up high and hanging where the cat can't get to it without dying or no?
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>>31777798
>my cat has a right to anywhere it wants.
>If it gets in your shit, then you need to make the effort to prevent it.
>people that have a problem with my cats are assholes.
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Don't fuck with this kitty. Shes serious.
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>>31777778
is it you americans' wet dream that SHTF or something so you can finally 2nd amendment looters and dindus? is that why you guys have an entire arsenal of guns and ammo that no man realistically needs all for himself?
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>>31764701
When I was a kid I had a Boston terrier that was great at catching squirrels. I don't know how he managed to grab em all the time those fuckers are quick... I miss him.
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>>31778097

Look at our country. Does any of this seem like it is sustainable? It will likely come crashing down at some point
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>>31776535
Kys edgy faggot
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>>31778293
>likely come crashing down at some point

It wont crash, just morph. Example: Texas declares independence and forms a new country. Other states, which pay more federal tax dollars than they receive, will join Texas forming a new union. Productive people will migrate to the "new" U.S.
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>>31778097
brit no gunz detected

what are you even doing on /k/, isnt it banned for bongs
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I catch mouses too
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>>31778097
Yes
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>>31778097
>needs
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>>31778097
SHALL
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>>31778480
I'd like to reboot my country, thanks, not saw it into pieces.
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>>31778097
Welcome to /k/ new friend!
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>>31765712
Ch-Chad Thundercock, i-is that you?
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>>31778590
it is a re-boot. you're not going to change the minds of the unproductive masses. They will always vote for more of other people shit, and reproduce faster than you can..

What made America great was that those who WANTED to be part of a productive society spent their life saving to travel across the ocean to get here.. The dead beats were left in Europe.
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>>31768029
So, you're one of the stupid kind.

That pic you posted is guaranteed to get you on a watch list.
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>>31765170
>So I hit it on the head with a hammer and fuck did its head explode.
I don't know what you did
>>31775982
>autism hurr
Keep your stale buzzword out of /k we don't want it here. It shows your underage.
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>>31778097
>realistically needs
What are collectors
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>>31778480
>Only productive people will
Nice fantasy. When you become a adult you'll find out that it doesnt work that way.
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>>31778865
>uaranteed to get you on a watch list

Where did you get your exploding bridgewire detonators?

Now we're all on the watchlist.
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>>31778959
>it doesnt work that way.

It worked for USA 1.0, up until FDR started the great gravy train.
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>>31764701
At my ranch, my girlfriend and I were followed to the range by my cat. He sat about 5 yards behind us as we shot my rifles and didn't give a single fuck. Then he followed us home when we were done.

All in all, I am impressed. He's too fat and lazy to even bother catching mice. Maybe he was too lazy to move?
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Lived with my cousin for a while on her farm. 3 very different labradors (mentally). I found a birds nest in the corner of a barn 3 ft up in a dmged brick. Poked around and 1 doggo came over to investigate.

Fucker sniffed the nest then snatched it down.

>Proceeded to Wolf down 4 chicks, 1 right after the other.

>mfw
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>>31775174
I think dad might have been a nigger-cat. They're both lazy as fuck and neurotic. Had to hire from outside to take care of the local mouse and mole population.
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>>31772411
Just call animal control you fucking sperg.
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>>31779065
https://www.fbi.gov/news/stories/-tracking-animal-cruelty

http://www.straypetadvocacy.org/PDF/AnimalCrueltyLaws.pdf

To give you an idea of how it plays out, Sparky. It's pretty much a given that 4chan has been monitored for a while.

When you go and post before-and-after pics of dead neighborhood cats, yeah, that kind of guarantees that you're going to come under scrutiny. Jefferey Dahmer used to do that kind of shit, genius.
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>>31778097
For me? Yes. For everyone else? Start up a straw poll and we'll see.
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>>31772411
>Do they fuck up the echo system? yes
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>>31782696
>FB_IMG_
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>>31773460
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>>31782399
>>31778865
I highly doubt that pictures of unmutilated feral cats will land anyone on a watch list. People kill stray cats and dogs all the time. What he did was no more cruel than shooting a groundhog that is fucking up your garden or something. Sorry about your feels.
>why are they a pest? Taking up space, eating your garbage, just existing?
Yes, the same as literally any other pest. If you can't keep your cat from fucking around with other people's property, thats on you. Just don't let it run around outside and theres no problem.
>>31775587
>You just keep telling yourself that lonely serial killer anon. I can only hope that you suffer the same fate as those pesky feral cats you have such a fondness for torturing.
Sounds like something I would read in the comments section of a Brady Campaign facebook post.
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>>31785339
>>31777700
Forgot to tag.
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This big ball of happiness nabbed a squirell that was chilling on top of the stockade fence that rings my yard. He damm near knocked the fance panel off the posts because he basicaly jump up it from a full sprint. He fast for an 80lb doggo
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>>31764701
Mine tries to defend my home from these https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_hornet. This is him before.
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>>31785401
And after.
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>hurr look at my pets that kill the wildlife around my house

how wonderful huh

And some people here get triggered when some guy killed cats LOL
fucking hypocrites
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>>31785375
his smile is adorably contagious
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>>31785414
This to be truthful.
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>>31785401
You overfeeding your dog?
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>>31785811
Probably.
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>>31785469

Tell me about it! I have two of these adorable knuckleheads
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>>31786469
>>31785375
>>31785401
So many handsome doggos, I'm proud /k/.

Here is Zana, she's great and hopefully I can train her in hunting and eventually get my license here in Aus (give it six months kek). So far the thing she loves hunting the most is blowflies
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>>31786555

Dog threads are my favorite senpai

>that one time I thought it was a good idea to bring my golden retriever fishing

He was the only thing I pulled out of the water that day haha
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>>31785339
>pictures of unmutilated feral cats will land anyone on a watch list.

You sure about that? There's no indicators that those are feral cats. The fact that pics were taken can be considered a red flag by itself. Arranging the bodies in a tree for a photo op could be considered trophy-taking behavior, very similar to what serial killers do. The before-and-after pics of the cat in the cage fall into the same category.

I understand the need to control feral populations. Dogs, cats, hogs, humans- they all need periodic culling. However, you don't brag about it and you sure as hell don't take pics. Those can become evidence against you, especially if you're stupid enough to post on line.
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My doggo when he was 6 months old. He's 3 now and people cross the street when I walk him. Feels bad man, he's friendly...just don't make any quick movements.
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>>31786964
He looks like a beaut. I fucking love dobbies. Most people cross the street because the dog was bred to look aggressive and imposing.
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>>31786964
>>31787095

>and people cross the street

I never got this, they never looked intimidating to me.

He looks qt.
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>>31786935
>There's no indicators that those are feral cats
There's also no indication that they are pets. In fact, I would argue the that because they weren't wearing collars, there is an indication that they were feral. If that guy had caught a coyote and taken similar pics, nobody would give a shit. I doubt anyone is going to give a shit anyway. He shot them and put them in a crook in a tree, not strangled them with a shoelace and stapled them to the wall of his woodshed. It's not like that's a crime, especially if they were strays and especially if he's in a rural area on his own property (both seem very likely). To suggest he's going to get an investigation opened up on him by the FBI or some shit is ridiculous. Nobody is going to dedicate any resources into investigating a picture of dead strays that some asshole on 4chan posted.
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>>31787200
>I never got this, they never looked intimidating to me.
Agreed. I know I'm wrong, and some dogs can be really vicious, but it always feels like I can just spartan kick the fuck out of their face and I don't worry about being attacked by dogs.
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My doggos confirmed kills:

Barn Swallow x3
Mole x6
Possum x1

He's also fought a skunk before, but he got pretty roughed up and the skunk got out of his range. He tried bolting after it, but he got stopped by the invisible fence.
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>>31767395
This is excellent. Good battlebuddy, anon.
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>>31764701
>Frec/k/es

My first dog was extra /k/ with a side of /k/oleslaw.

>She would go off for days and show back up covered in blood, some was hers some was something elses.

>She survived being poisoned twice

>She caught birds out of the air like it wasnt shit.

>She Would follow me around and protect me from dogs and we would go exploring through the woods on some calvin and hobbes shit.

>She didnt care about how rough i was playing with her or how uncomfortable she might be when i layed my head on top of her.

>She even slept next to my bed so when i fell off she could be down there to keep me warm or break my fall.

>she even snipped at my dad one time when he went to wake me up.

I cried for a few weeks when she died and i would cry anytime anyone brought her up for years. She is the if not one of the best dogs i have ever had the pleasure of owning.
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>>31767272
Is that a collar?
You're fucked if it is.
You're also fucked if it isn't.
This site is monitored by the gubmint
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>Itt I learned that feral cats are an endangered species and it's illegal to kill them
Oh, wait, that's retarded.
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>>31789639
there nothing illegal about killing a cat.
In fact the "gubmint" would probably thank him because feral cats are a big problem.
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>>31778293
>Look at our country. Does any of this seem like it is sustainable?

That this is what your grandpa was bitching about, and your grandchildren will bitch about when one day you manage to lose virginity.
You don't know what a crisis is. No one you know does. Look at Venezuela if you want to know what kind of development isn't sustainable, because that's the closest you will ever see it.
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>>31789639
nope. no collar.
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>>31782399
>When you go and post before-and-after pics of dead neighborhood cats, yeah, that kind of guarantees that

you should see the video I made of a Racoon running a 'gaunlet' into a #220 Connibear.
He thought he found the super-secret exit..
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My nigga right here got himself a racoon a few days ago. That dog is built for stealth. Super quiet, has a menacing bark, doesn't like black people, and very loyal. Want to get him a tacticool vest anybody know of a good one?
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He once buried himself headfirst in a a rabbit burrow and started flinging dead kits all over the lawn. Managed to kill five before anyone noticed.
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>>31792069
Thats really nice to know he is doing what he was bred for. Stuff like that makes me think about how humans are one species like dogs and but we vary in "breeds" but people dont want to accept some of us bred for certain things.

>>31791210
bro, you bought a bear...and im curious about how that poof ball would look squeezed into a tacticool vest.
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>>31792405
He really is like a bear. Like a racist ninja teddy bear. If I can find a vest that will fit I will get it.
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>>31793372
Sorry wrong pic.
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>>31768029
I think I found a photo of you.
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>>31793372
What EXACTLY is going on with that mouse there?

Torture for fun is never /k/.

Torture when not necessary is never /k/.
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>>31793552
Looks like it was shot with a blowgun. Not exactly torture, since thats what blowguns are designed for.
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>>31764701
My pupper (black) and my mom's pupper (brown) sisters doggo (large black) all 3 always try to catch birds and squirrels when camping but there shit at it and early get anything
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>>31793582
If you can't hit a caught mouse in a cup in 3 shots, their is something wrong with you or your weapon; probably both since you're shooting at a trapped small animal with a Blow Gun.
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>>31793626
Puppers
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>>31793552
Mice are worthless pests. I didn't torture it for fun I killed it cause it was getting into my food. Go back to your safe place faggot.
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>>31793770
You sound really defensive and got there through really innocent questions. This thread is about puppers though, so I won't respond or "goad" you further in your safe place.
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>>31793630
People have been usage blow guns to kill small animals since antiquity. I don't even think think the other two darts hit. Quit being a faggot.
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>>31764701
Dogs can be good for all sorts of small game hunting with a little training. Most dogs will tree a squirrel out of instinct.
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>Find a litter of mutt terriers
>Two die and I'm left with 3 I can't give away
>Too much of a pussy to put them down
>They start hunting rats before I can even train them to sit
>All 3 are tiny tornadoes that tear up the yard
>Hunting rats actually calm them down
>Start taking them out to parks and urban reserves before dark
>Each one of them bags between 1 and 3 a night
>Can start keeping them inside since they aren't going nuts at night anymore
>Wake up early one morning
>Find Terry, the biggest and best hunter, waiting for a mouse to finish eating from his bowl
>Mouse scurries away
>Terry just watches before eating from the bowl
>Discover they hunt exclusively rats
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>>31764701
All the time with this one.
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>>31771389
They weren't still alive when he puked them back up were they?

That video of Steve-O swallowing a live goldfish and then vomiting it back up comes to mind
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>>31782457
All I can think is

"WHERE THE HOOD, WHERE THE HOOD, WHERE THE HOOD AT?!
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>>31764701
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My bearded dragon lost its right hand while killing 3 other bearded dragons.
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>>31765175
I don't believe this cat can hear anything
Am I right anon ?
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>>31787546
I do that sometime, I need to see the owner to decide if I try it or not. It's not about the bread but it I see this dog with a trashy owner, I'm not trying that.
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>>31797956
Don't they just regenerate that shit though?
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>>31764901
>>31764792
my sides are gone
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>>31798000
Different anon here. What makes you think the cat is deaf?
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>>31778936
As someone with Autism, it's funny that 99% of what people say is autism doesn't apply to me....
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>>31802979
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>>31803019
4 2/8s I think, I'm not the really good at math kind.
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>>31803046
>attempt to solve a math problem
> meh, and give up in a few seconds

you are not autistic.
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The cats kill mice caught in the house in the middle of the night. The squeals are the best.
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>>31803072
I didn't give up, I followed order of operations, I with 1/4 divided by 1/2 which was 2/4 then 2/4 times fuck, I just realized I did this wrong,

So 2/4 times 8, which if I remeber right should be 2/4 times 8/8, so now we have 16/32 simplified to 1/2 + 4 is 4 1/2
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>>31803072
>>31803165

But math isn't something I care about, military history is my big obsession
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>>31781555
Brought a ragged shit cat that kept getting into my garage to animal control. Even had to fucking pay them to take it. Few months later and its back in my back yard. Guess its somebodies "pet."

My most recent dog doesn't kill much. He goes after the cats that roam my yard, but thats it. Last dog loved killing moles though.
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>>31786935
>if you post a photo of a deer you shot, or a pack of coyotes/hogs, or even worse a video/series of stills you're a serial killer.
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