military cringe any imbarrasing or cringe story?

>>31763133
We had a guy in my unit who was discovered to be dressing like a woman and advertising himself as a tranny on Craigslist. I still want to know who was cruising CL for trannys to find him.

Anyone, he was probably the nastiest and dumbest guy in the unit. He constantly had to be reminded to clean and the guy was a cronic liar. Nothing that came out of him mouth was remotely believable.

He apparently continued to dress that was and make a fake Facebook for his tranny character. I have no idea how he didn't get kicked out. I guess the command just didn't want to touch it.

>>31763739
Sorry for the typos, on mobile.

>>31763739
Are you a marine with 3/8 weapons? Because when I was it was literally the exact same story.

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>Was at Airborne school waiting to be shipped out.
>Decide to kill time and use the public boingo wifi to get on the internet
>Shitposting on /mu/ for a little
>Next post i make i get the banned message
>See this

While during Airborne school some guy posted nude selfies while training here.

>>31763766
Tranny detected

>>31763766
Army

>>31763850
Also this was like 2010 or 11 before I got out.

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>>31763800
>mfw while posting on base wifi inna Bahrain I get the banned message for posting CP

>>31763872
I got the same shit in qatar

>>31764027
I get the same shit at home.

>>31764027
Same in the Firestone on Wright-Patterson.

We had a female who had an IQ that was on par with a bag of rocks. She drove out to one field op with the parking break on the trailer.

>>31764071
Lol we had one chick drive off The VBC to a Iraqi highway in a duty van lol.

>>31763872
I get the same thing at work

Military cringe, you say?

I'm in the Army reserves.

In my BCT class some faggot tried to kill himself by bashing his head against a wall until he was restrained. Another guy shit himself constantly. Some faggot with a wife and kids OD'd in the bathroom with some pills he snuck in. Someone shit all over the shower floor and tried to get rid of the evidence by stuffing the turds down the drainage grates.


And then to top it all off two guys from a different platoon were caught sucking each other off at night in their latrine. They were kicked out, surprisingly.

I've posted this one before but it's always good for these threads.

This is actually borrowed from my dad when he was stationed at Laughlin.

>Be Laughlin AeroPhys unit
>Has insufferable cunt airman
>Argumentative, paints nails and checks FB in cubicle all day instead of working
>Cheating on deployed husband with several guys from next town over
>Leaves underage children home alone for entire weekends while other men literally run a train on her for two days
>Supervisors write-up Article 15s
>Cunt accuses them of sexual assault
>OSI comes in to do investigation and Article 15 quietly disappears
>Useless cunt stays in and useless commanders fear muh sexism
>Dad PCS's in
>Takes command of AeroPhys unit
>Pile of "problem people" files dropped on his desk first week
>Guy appealing charges for molly? Gone
>Guy purposefully failing his PT test to get out of his enlistment contract? Dishonorable discharge, all benefits cut
>Usless adulterous rape cunt?
>Calls her into office
>Dad gets threatened with sexual assault charges
>Married dad with four grown kids who just showed up this week and has no idea who anyone is laughs in her face
>YouHaveNoPowerHere.png
>Discharged and prosecuted for adultery, child neglect and endangerment, fraudulent reporting, and fraud/waste/abuse/negligence

>Cunt files lawsuit that all charges are made up
>Actually claims that since her deployed husband is black, the Air Force is being racist against her
>Area Defense Council and JAG both laugh and tell her to fuck off

Only sad part is that my dad had to call the husband on his deployment and tell him he's coming home to manage his children's affairs because his cunt wife abandoned them to go to gangbangs every weekend.

>>31763800
ahahahaha fucking Boingo! I wiresharked the barracks a while back and the amount of sick fetish porn I found people watching was staggering

>>31764864
Your dad is the hero my Air Force needs, I wish every commander I had was like him.

>>31763872
Haha got the same shit when I was in Bahrain and Kuwait. How many fucking pedophiles are in the military?

>>31764939

Check the number of homosexuals and Muslims. There's your answer.

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>>31764939
>new airman fresh outta Tech School shows up in the shop
>always talking about his girlfriend and how he's gonna marry her once she gets done with her freshman year of school
>okay, understandable, college can be stressful the first year I guess
>"yeah, her parents don't approve of us too much, but she says they're just overprotective"
>I say "well she's a grown ass woman, who cares what her parents think"
>"well, I mean not really..."
>wat
>"what do you mean Airman Snuffy, how old is she?"
>"14, but she's real mature for her age!"

>mfw

>>31764147
Haha, waffle stomp

>>31763739
Klinger?

this reminds me of stuff

>support unit 2-3 years ago
>mechanic girl that's eye candy w/ tats gets boob job
>"how did you afford boobjob private jane???"
>"the commander im fucking paid for it"

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>>31764939
Take a look at recent court martial documents and look at all the SNCOs arrested for diddling or possession of CP.

>>31764913
>my
>airforce
TRIGGERED

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>>31765115
>you will never have as much power as a woman with an affinity for old man

Females have an entirely different rank structure. Both inside and outside of the military.

As a civilian am I still supposed to display superficial fanatical respect for anyone in a uniform?

Because with threads like this I really can't help but be suspicious of whether or not the marine walking in front of me dresses up in a skirt and wig and fingers his ass to tranny hentai. I just don't know anymore.

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>>31764864
justice is served

>>31765157
how the fuck is that hair cut in regulations

>>31765157


what the fuck is going on in this picture

>>31765184
These threads prove to me that intelligent, diligent and hardworking people don't join the military, and should not.

The military is basically adult daycare.

>>31765209
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN VALOR

okay i did it, no one else has to

>>31764939
>How many fucking pedophiles are in the military?
Ahh, memories of AIT and all the people being kicked out. All branches(it was a tri-service school)

>>31764946
>Check the number of homosexuals and Muslims. There's your answer.
Known homosexuals usually aren't kiddy diddlers. It's the closet cases you have to watch out for.

>>31765157
Marine JROTC?

>>31763739
Lol. We had a guy in my company in weapons platoon, a machine gunner. Black skinny guy. He used to tell us he had an identical twin brother who was a tranny. Showed us pictures of his "brother" in dresses and in drag.

99.9% sure it was him showing us pictures of himself. No one ever saw this brother of his. Plus he was gayer than a 3 dollar bill. We all gave it a pass because he performed his job well.

>>31764864
the army lacks a lot of leaders like this....


lets talk about my old PL
>good ol 101st
>get new pl leader
>guy seems pretty chill 26yo from 82nd
>a little time goes by the awkwardness of being new wears off
>guy is half mexican and uses the shit out of it
>throws around racist slang all day but if you say something and are white he flips his shit
>hes in a motorcycle gang YES GANG
>guy married a girl back in CA just so he could collect BAH and she gets tricare
>openly cheats on his bs marriage and bullshits about it like its cool
>see him at a club one night with new random cum dumpster
>mention it casually the next work day
>he fucking looses it lol
>this is the kind of guy who will fuck over a joe in a seccond to save his ass then pretend to be buds the next day
>skip forward a little bit
>hes talkin serious shit
>call him out
>PL says "oh yea bruh? ill fight you, ill take this rank off and we can go bruh!"
>next day im back from the free run first, he comes up
>"alright sgt, lets fuckin roll man"
>other company nco grabs me
>hey man come here
>you can be doin shit like that he would lose his rank if you two fought
>well then maybe he shouldn't start shit
>if you want to lead, then lead but dont talk shit to your joes and then back down and have a different nco come talk because your a pussy

he literally apologized and left, this is not the army i joined, i joined an army where there were fuckin men and there are none left.

i loved the army, i got a rush of pride and a hard fuckin dick just putting on my uniform in the morning, but as bitter sweet im glad im out now. my only regret is my army died and the "new army" will kill our homeland if they are ever truly needed...

>>31765006
Aim high.

>>31763133

>imbarrasing

>>31765257
Prolly

>>31764880
If everyone's watching it, is it really that sick?
The answer is yes, and almost everyone is going to hell.

>>31765006
we had one of those, but it got even better.

start off info
>girl 16-17
>guy A dating her
>guy B does not fucking like guy A


>guy A is dating chick for like 4 years before army
>girl lives like 2-3 hours from post
>guy B sees girl on FB
>guy B decides "im gonna fuck your gf"
>guy B goes on campaign to make friends with people in her town
>eventually guy B goes to party to meet her
>guy B uses the good ol "im in the army, check out my cac card yada yada yada"
>guy B plows the shit out of girl for like 2 months every weekend
>girl calls guy A
>"i cant keep this long term relationship i found someone new"
>she posts shit on FB about new BF
>guy A and guy B are in same company and friends on fb with chick
>ALL FUCKING HELL BREAKS LOSE
>guy A tries to figure out a way to get guy B discharged
>guy A talks to commander
>guy A makes phone calls to everyone he can
>guy A cant prove guy B is fuckin his GF
>guy A finds out guy B is in a contract marriage
>guy A cant say shit about it out of morals because the contract marriage is to help a girl with cancer and take care of her little girl

and so, nothing ever happened, but everyone knows guy B fucked guy A's gf lmfao it was like a 5-6 month ordeal.

im also friends with guy B and guy A, mosty guy B, and lol they dont know i hang out with both of them.

>>31765294
>NCO is a two faced little shit and just loves to show up and interrupt your work with his 'banter' but the second you act casual back he goes ballistic and fucks you over for disrespecting his rank

literally the worst kind of human being. I feel your pain my man

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Reading a pamphlet of this shit

>>31765115
big surprise there.

gents, dont fuck military chicks, that pussy has been ravaged a hundred times, and the sex usually comes with a sexual assault charge.

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>>31763872
Kek boingo bans are hilarious sometimes.

>>31765405
NCOs are almost always shit. On the other hand, the ones that aren't are pretty good

>>31765405
YEEEEESSSSS this guy gets me oooooooooggghhhhhhh i was litterally going to take him outside AND FUCK HIM IN THE STREET

and they were like "oh anon dont get so upset man he cant really fight you, hes just playin man"

i was seriously going to get him a permanent fucking profile.

>>31765411
i like the one that says only men can be responsible for drunk sex.

>>31765453
i had like 5-6 good nco, and only 1 was in my company. but i was able to use my connections a couple times to make things happen for myself and my guys.

>>31765411
Big sign of this up in our gym

>>31765411
>female soldiers
>ever not literally asking for it

>>31765508
thread

>>31765411
>guy on the left looks like a sex offender
>girl on the right looks like a guy and the kind of chick who would be the first one filing an EO/SHARP claim

>>31765552

I actually thought it was a young Korean guy before reading your post and doing a double take.

>>31765411
look at that clean ass kpot and iotv. fucking POGs.

>>31765006
>>31765298
There is no more appropriate response.

Well I just met up with a couple of friends from my old JROTC program
They both enlisted in the Navy, one's going to be a cullinary specialists (I'm literally not surprised)
And the other's trying to be an MP (a little bit surprised)
Anyways, they're trying to fuck a recently graduated Marine's girlfriend
I would disapprove, but the guy was an emotional complete total prick
And we're all sure he would beat her before he left

Well I wish them luck and hopefully he won't kill them

>>31765073
No, damn how many units had this similar story lol

I don't serve (yet?), but a chick I know enlisted in the Army and did the whole "I'm gonna make everyone I know proud" shit. You know, going away parties, FB posts every day for weeks, the whole "I don't smoke weed anymore that's for degenerates" bullshit when a bowl or blunt was in her vicinity. She was actually trying to be an MP because she wanted to be a cop/work in criminal justice(I don't know how well that transfers but whatever, get your college paid for). So she goes off and comes back a few months later and I'm wondering why she's...still here, out and about like she's not active duty.

Turns out she fucked some high-up officer and made a huge stink at wherever the fuck she ended up and got put into the Reserves.

>>31765771
lol no she didnt get put there, they were going to chapter her and the guy at acap offered her reserves, she is holding on to the very threads of a dream she let go of.

>Super nice and beautiful girl from higher secondary school asks me about my military time
>Talk to her a lot trying to convince her not to go to the army and learn something else instead
>She starts making job applications
>My gf helps her cause she works at the job center
>City fair takes place and of course the goddamn army is there
>They talked her into joining

Happened more than three years ago. Felt like she got dumber and dumber. We did not have a real conversation in two years now.

Hopeless.

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>>31765411
Can I be a part of the sexual assault team
it sounds like they get some cool ops.

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>>31765194
they arent actually in the marines, they just bought the dress blue coats

>>31765405
God Damn this!
>be lcpl
>in the 'field' but lower base camp so not field operating
>playing BS (the card game)
>hear a muffled "georgiaNASCARbbq" in the distance
>FUCK
>Cpl high and tight shows up and wants in
>fuck it deal him in and play like regular
>he sucks at it and we are killing him
>I call bullshit on his cards
>"you can't talk to me like that! I'm a Corporal!
Ok
>I'm done playing cards.

I hope you retire as a Ssgt in 29 palms you fuck.

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>>31765006
Had one like that.

>Did army co-op in high-school, 4 credits + guns & good pay
>entire course is teenagers 16-19, only 2 fuck-ups out of 30
>this one dude that's really fucking weird starts talking about his new gf
>course graduation we learn he's bringing her to the ceremony
>we all can't fucking wait to see her, there's no way this fuck has a gf
>end of ceremony we see him chatting with a girl
>she's fucking 13 and he's 17
>tell him that's completely fucked up and he's beyond fucked
>"no its ok because she turns 14 in 9 days"
>course staff finds out, course officer orders him to ditch her or he's calling the MP's and local PD

Kid was all sorts of fucked up, found out he discharged from the CF just so he could rail her. He works construction now.

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Health and Welfare, entire barracks flipped upside down. My first sergeant personally came to my room looking for stolen equipment. *most* TA50/equipment I had was either bought or wasn't army issue anyway. The only thing he took was the new generation titanium notoros NVG mounts I had from Korea, and my Magazines that were on my hand receipt anyway. He also found my giant bin that had my fursuit in it, and my giant lock box full of adult sized baby diapers and other infantalistic paraphernalia. TLDR i was discovered to be an ABDL and a Furfag. Oddly enough, he was more creeped out my my "puppy suit". ETS'd less then a month later, I didn't care what he thought anyway.

Roomate had one of those tight women chest girdle coursette things. Knew he was weird but not that wierd. Other rooms had dildos.

>>31766865
Kid i went to bct with was bragging out his 14yr old gf back in Maine... guy was a piece of shit

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>>31766649
The character Ewan Mcgregor (obi wan kenobi) played as John "Grimes" in Black Hawk Down isn't a real person. Its based on John "Stebby" Stebbins. Stebbins was also a Chimo and during production the DoD asked to change his name to keep negative PR out. Even if he diddled kiddies that doesn't remove yiu from being a fucking war hero.

Picture unrelated.

>>31766971
*The actor Ewan McGregor

>>31764091

Not that cringey, somebody's gotta do it.

>>31765209
He is committing a felony there by impersonating an officer, only a dumb fuck would get fooled by him though.

>>31765552
those are both women

>>31767215
I don't think military officers count for that though. Do they?

>>31766940
We found an /r9k/-level guy with bottles full of piss when we had our H&W at the training squadron (AIT for you armyfags). Also some girl was locked naked in a closet and fell out once the doors got open, but she turned out to be one of the female airmen who'd been fucking the guy when the surprise H&W started and they had just tried to hide her instead of sneaking her back or something. Was a hell of a surprise for the guy doing the inspection, that's for damn sure.

>>31765209
>tags outside dress
>confirmed combat specialist

>>31765209
I have a very bad feeling I know this person.

Can't confirm but seems like it.

>>31767332
Thank god for that PT belt

>>31767215
kek holy fuck I didn't even notice the stars until I saw your post

Fucking Brigadier General Neckbeard, I'm fucking dying.

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>>31765209

>>31766028
Lmao, that is actually hilarious.

>>31767268

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrSS058pjWw

>>31766940
>ABDL
What the fuck is that?

>>31763739
509 in alaska?

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>>31764864

>>31765149
millitary is just bullshit all you are doing is fighting for some bullshit rich man and is interests

>>31765149

Looks like the Army's version of PVT Pyle

>>31763133
Your attempted use of the English language is imbarrasing and cringe.

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>>31767215
well you are wrong look up a man called captain william james clark he fooled some army officer and got him killed

the whole thing is rage inducing

>>31767777
are you the dude in the picture?

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>>31767666
It's a sickness. Basically fags who dress up like babies and shit themselves. America truly is the home of the free and brave.
>>31766940
This and the thread is just more proof the armed forces really is just the Big Gay Disco Defense Force

Got a article 15 for calling a whore, a whore

>>31767796
Nah. I'm a pasty-white Leaf shitposting from his igloo.

>>31765209
Damn he must be the youngest one star I've ever seen.

>>31767810
gross....
>>31766940
you're a fucking creep

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>>31765157
fucking spics

>>31765771
Yeah, that bitch ain't making it as a cop if her BI digs that little tidbit up. Assuming she even makes it to the background.

Also, most PDs avoid hiring MPs, so she's doubly retarded.

>>31767810

My only fetish being a dom, but people's freaky-time fun is hardly your concern.

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>>31767957
I don't really care. There are both ABDLs and Furfags on /k/ as you type. Associating with demographics of degenerates doesn't make you a bad person as causation is unrelated to correlation. I was, and still am, the greatest person I know.

>>31767666
Adult Baby / Diaper Lover

Its a fetish for being or being treated like a baby. Its actually a more common fetish it just isn't as publisized for obvious reasons. But it manifests itself in as many as 11 of every 100 people. And in a sex survey even more were open to trying it.

>>31767783
wait, he got someone killed? I thought he just showed up at milsurp places trying to pretend to be SOF or something and one time tried to direct a scene at a car crash but that was it

>>31767371
what are those ranks on his shoulders

>>31768062
It wouldn't be until it's paraded and shoved down everyone's throats. They make sure it's your business. They fucking make sure it's everyone's business.

>>31768112
Master Sergeant, E-8.

>>31768149

Eh, I've known a few. Not a huge problem in any unit I've been in.

But how does that saying go? I think it's 'Not my squad, not my Army'

>>31763133
During a health and welfare our 1sgt found 4 fucking fleshlights in some dudes room. Guess he liked variety.

>>31768339
Worst I heard of was fursuits, diapers, bondage shit out the ass, and dildos. Back in a day people used to get kicked out for that stuff.

>>31763133

Your spelling's pretty cringy and I'm reading it so there's your story fampai.

>>31765257
no there isn't really anything like that

>>31768440
The same dude drove a v6 challenger

>>31768560
>muscle cars with v6s

My ford Tarus has the same engine as most v6 mustangs. I will never understand this nootered garbage people drive.

>>31768538
Yes, there is.

>>31768560
>>31768581

I currently don't have a car but I saw a pretty nice Camaro v6 for cheap on Craigslist. Would drive it shamelessly, but also pine for the v8 like crazy.

>>31768581
>mustangs

I love how it's solely for women who openly call themselves "bad bitches" and white manlets

>>31767268
Hahahahaha, we had something like that in our AIT. Except they dude tried to stuff the girl into a duffle bag and walk her out the front door.

>>31768629
similar story
>roommate has his girlfriend staying in our room for like a week
>Hides in closet during room inspection
>hears someone in the bathroom (me)
>Have a habit of pissing with the door open
>Comes out and a gets an eye full of dick

>>31768629
That seems a bit smarter at least. Though when it happened we had people preventing anyone from leaving their room initially while given 15 minutes to get into uniform, then a mass formation on a fucking Saturday.
>wrong weekend to not be out of town
>fucking standing out in the snow in a sweatshirt while various people were yelled at for not shaving on a saturday

>>31767666
Adults who roleplay as babies because some people get turned on by wearing nothing but diapers. Dangerously close to scat yet /d/ and /aco/ are both fine with it. Often lumped with furries, which says a lot.

>>31768693
did u fugg?

>>31768712
she was gross. no ass or tits and looked like she stuck her face in an ant hill.

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>>31768581
A reminder that V6 Mustangs, Camaros, Challengers, and Chargers are rolling lies.

The chassis is meant to convey something entirely different from what the car is. Which is why they are driven solely by untrustworthy people.

They are cars driven exclusively by liars.

>>31768693
>be me
>inna DLI
>in some girl's room
>get up to pee
>second i close the door the the bathroom
>*BAM BAM BAM*
>"sergeants faggot, open up! I heard a male voice in the room"
>oh fugg
>girl opens the door
>"Is there a male in here?"
>"Uh, no sarn't?"
>"So if I check that bathroom I won't find anyone?"
>"Nope"
>"So if I walk over into that bathroom and open the door I wont see anyone in there?"
>"No sergeant".
>"Alright that's all I needed to hear, have a good day".
>I come out, "WEW lad".
>"BAM BAM BAM, Its Sergeant Faggot, I've got 1SG Fuck You, I'm searching the room."
>I dive into a closet and press myself against the wall
>The come in
>Check everything in the room
>Hear them walk up to the closet
>Quickly peek into a the opposite part that I'm in
>Don't see me
>"Uhhh well sorry about that."
>I walk back out and walk out of the pink palace laughing
And that's how I still don't have an article 15.

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>>31768738

>>31766940
Eh, we purposely had a dildo out. One of those suction ones that you can stick on walls and shit. We'd stick it to the door during field day and then put it up again the next morning when they came to inspect. Then I had my computer hooked up to my TV with a slide show of nude women going the entire time. One of those times it was the battalion CO walking through. Fucking hilarious. He walked in, said nice tits, turned around and walked out.

>>31768704
kek, when they tried doing that I had a room to myself on the first floor. Locked the door, climbed out the window, and then walked innawoods near the barracks until I got to the parking garage.

>>31765006
Jesus, I heard a rumor there was a guy at one of the Squadron's on base that got hit with Statutory rape because he was 18 and his gf was 16. Her birthday was the following weekend.

>>31768771
Did you have a corner room or something or how did they not see you do that?

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>>31765209

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>>31765149
Not sure if satire or actually an ad for the army
Wouldn't be surprised either way

>>31764047
>>31764027
>>31764064
>>31764089
>>31764939
yeap happened in my dorm, no joke

>>31768745

High-speed shitbags are so great.

>>31764939
What if it's all one guy who keep getting tossed between units because nobody wants him?

>>31765229
>>31765184
>>31765157

I don't take anyone seriously anymore
Except urban police
Not trying to get police brutality'd

But these guys are manchildren and I'm disappointed thoroughly.

>>31768803
New barracks in Lejeune. There were like four wings for the rooms. My wing was (if you look at the building from the main entrance) to the right and rear end of the building. So the other wings blocked the view from where people were getting into formation up front. Then I just walked into the woods so they couldn't see me and made my way to the parking garage.

>>31768887
>all that extra time spent walking to the back of the building, recouped in a single glorious day

>>31766852
>29 palms

Literally the worst place ever for anything
The fuck is the strategic benefit in the middle of the desert??

>>31764064
Holy fuck. I'm near Wright Patt, never had that happen.

>>31767371
Guys do this because it tricks girls who are attracted to this kind of thing.

>>31764864

Things that didn't happen: the post

Your dad couldn't just give someone a Dishonorable Discharge for PT failure, you cunt.

>>31767371
Looks like General Shepherd from CoD. He should've went with that then claim his was cosplaying when he got caught

>>31765006
Fucking Airman Snuffy. Every time.

>>31765394
what happens if guy b fucks your girl man

guy b sounds like a narcissist/a hole

>>31769026
he already has been for weeks

>>31769026
Not his fault the chick was a whore

>>31768987
said the dude was purposefully failing but im sure there was more to it than that.

>>31769075

Doesn't matter. Dishonorables are handed out at General Court-martials for felonies, not for failing PT tests. Same thing with the BCD. The worst a dude would get for purposefully failing a PT test is an OTH.

>Dishonorable

>A dishonorable discharge (DD) can only be handed down to an enlisted member by a general court-martial. Dishonorable discharges are handed down for what the military considers the most reprehensible conduct. This type of discharge may be rendered only by conviction at a general court-martial for serious offenses (e.g., desertion, sexual assault, murder, etc.) that call for dishonorable discharge as part of the sentence.

>With this characterization of service, all veterans' benefits are lost, regardless of any past honorable service, and this type of discharge is regarded as shameful in the military. In many states a dishonorable discharge is deemed the equivalent of a felony conviction, with attendant loss of civil rights. Additionally, US federal law prohibits possession of firearms by those who have been dishonorably discharged per the Gun Control Act of 1968.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_discharge#Types_of_discharge

>>31765394
I'd rat that nigger out so fast about the contract marriage, fuck the cancer bitch.

>>31768978
It keeps marines out of the cities and therefore away from killing people while drunk behind the wheel.

>>31768103
yeah and it was some military officer as well also he got him killed and he didn't tell the widow he was dead until some time latter cos he didn't tell em

there was a video on it on yourbe but can't fnd it

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>>31766940

>Sheppard AFB tech school a month ago
>Health and Wellness check
>My schoolhouse instructor is doing first floor female check
>Opens closet
>Chance the Flared Stallion dildo falls out and hits him across the cheek
>We give him shit about it all day long next day in class

Meanwhile on my floor...

>Instructor from class next door to mine doing check of me and roommate
>Opens my closet
>I had gone to a sweet little surplus shop the prior weekend
>Finds a tiger stripe jacket hung next to my ABUs
>"Hey very nice, Airman Anon. Makes our shit look extra sloppy don't it?"
>Roots around closet some more
>Finds my trench shovel from same shopping trip
>Sees West German helmet, Soviet pilotka, Israeli gas mask, and Wermacht autumn oak leaf cap on my desk shelf
>"I appreciate a man with a good grasp of military history."
>Bullshit about Battlefield One and Generation War for rest of five-minute room check
>Guy 3 doors down meanwhile is getting ass lit up for having expired prescription narcotics hidden in bunk.

It was a good day. This same (black) SSgt also stopped by our class one afternoon while the group autist was calling me a Nazi for having a German name and proceeded to redpill the entire class on Operation Paperclip and liberal media slandering Hitler for years.

Sgt Freeman you magnificent bastard I miss you.

>>31769149
Wow, you have no sense of basic humanity, do you? Typical for a Trump supporter. I love how the alt-right is basically the entirety of 4chan.

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>>31765149
Shit there goes my tea

>>31769157
>Keeps Marines out of cities

Isn't 29 palms an af base?

>Implying they don't drive to anywhere less boring than 29 palms on any given opportunity

>>31769201
>Big fuckin sperg
>Air Force

Makes sense.

>>31769211
That is the most edgy thing I've read all day, kind fly go fuck yourself faggot

>>31769211
Just curious, who are you voting for
> Inb4 killary
Wrong board m8

>>31768987
Yep, from that moment I knew the whole post was a load of bullshit.

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>>31765766
I suggest you watch more TV, anon.

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>>31767783

> • In 2008, Clark was sent back to prison after he called the Russian Embassy claiming to be part of a covert military operation to assassinate then-President Vladimir Putin, the Associated Press reported.

For what purpose?

>>31769258
marine base.

hence why there's so many marines there.

>>31769355
Probably Schizo.

>>31765157
Did they all get their daddies' dress blues or something? They aren't even wearing them right.

>>31763766
Bro that happened to me too, and my older brother who was in a different company.

Its secret trannies all over the place in the .mil. Really why wouldn't trannies and fags join up so they can bunk with all those hot young bois?

>>31769258
I'm pretty sure 29palms is a USMC Airbase. I do know that they have their only armored unit there and some of my friends are stationed there.

>>31769267

Cry more, bitch nigger.

I'll get laughed at but fuck it, it is kind of funny
>be newly commissioned ensign via NROTC
>a brand new world awaits me
>stashed at the college I graduated from while I wait to start flight school
>have to drive to Millington a few times for paperwork, about an hour drive
>ask fellow 2nd LT how do we fill up van, do we use own debit card and get reimbursed?
>always go to him for advice since he's prior enlisted, and he always is upfront and honest
>he tells me to use debit card but keep the receipt and turn it in at the end of the fiscal year (this was in may, so since October wasn't too far away it made sense)
>do this for may, June, July, August, September
>be a few weeks ago
>driving with SSgt MECEP in van
>stop for gas, pull out debit card
>SSgt asks me what the fuck I'm doing
>pulls out unit debit card in the wallet thing attached to the van keys
>I tell him what 2nd LT told me
>he busts out laughing, calls 2nd LT, he laughs
>tells our staff (a few O3s), they laugh
>I realize I've been had, it's pretty funny so I laugh too

Here's to 1.5 years being a butterbar.

>>31769539

it's not the worst thing in the world to do. i default to paying things on my own dime and submitting receipts (except for plane tickets and hotels, those go on my GTC) simply because you earn points and you don't get in as bad trouble vs "GTC abuse"

>>31768538
Former Navy Jrotc cadet here, yes there are goddamn Marine Jrotc's. And yes just like real marines they think they're all that.

>>31768050
>Also, most PDs avoid hiring MPs
Seriously?

This is the most retarded story related to me that I have any reason to believe.
>guy sees Bushmaster round
>grabs it
>hits it with a hammer
>look ma no hands

>>31764946
Hey, not all us faggots are pedos. Although most of us seem to be fundamentally retarded, based on the fact that they're not only willing to let people who hate us and want to see us all executed into our countries, but even become ANGRY when someone suggests they ought not be allowed. I am a gigantic faggot. And I hate the wide majority of other faggots, because they genuinely don't seem bright enough for self-preservation. Why is it that Christians- who largely seem to have stopped bothering gay people about our private lives- are always labeled homophobic religious bigots, but the mudslimes, who openly hate people based on muh imaginary man and actually want to pass laws that penalize us (or worse) for being faggots, are merely another, different culture to whom we should be sensitive? I seriously don't fucking get it. Why are all the other queers around me so fucking stupid?

>>31766940

Real men go for the teddies or classico, anon.

>>31764864
can i buy your dad beers

>>31769837
Ring the picture of the guy who used the .50 round as a hammer on an M2

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>>31765149
Zen as fuck

>>31768745
They catch more boners that way.

>>31770177
Not just on an M2. On an M2 FIRING PIN.

>>31770589

>hey, do you think smacking this round on a thing designed to make it go off will make it go off?

Amazing how long tards can live these days.

>>31764147
We had someone shit in our showers in BCT. No one claimed it, but some other platoons were using ours and would do stupid shit like not flush, which we got smoked for.

>>31770913

Damn. We had a designated jack-off stall. It was the one at the end, by the cleaning supplies cabinet.

Nobody would go in, for fear of being accused of jacking it. I started using it a few weeks in, claimed to be jacking it, but actually just took a shit. Private stall is so cash.

>Be me
>Medical separation from BCT
>Last Week
>One day duty being assigned
>PVT ANON McFUBAR Lungs, Nat. Gaurd Liason
>Signed for Active
>wut.jpeg
>Battlebuddy PVT Stutter Fag
>Show up at Liason office
>Turns out SF is there cause he's getting SHARPED, I'm just tagging along
>SF demanding Courts Martial
>Turns out when DS gave "Nut to Butt" order in Defaq line PVT SF accidently brushed his hand against some guys crotch
Also unrelated
>PVT GoldenShower pissed in his Camelback in 30th
>Thought DS didn't see
>YouKnowNotTheirPower.jpeg
>Everyone has to come up 6 at a time and drink then spit
>He swallowed

>>31769180
>>31768103
I'm not seeing anything about him getting an officer killed. Am I just retarded?

>>31767268
>training environments
not even once. I barely managed to escape Keesler with my life, I couldn't even imagine going to a training unit as a permanent party member

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>>31768083

>I was, and still am, the greatest person I know

we gotta pic related over here

>>31771040

DFAC you goddamn tard. I don't give a shit if you didn't actually make it through Basic because you are a shitstain, but did you ever once wonder what the fuck was MEANT by DFAC?

Dining FACility. DFAC.

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>>31770785
He's a lot less handy than he used to be though.

>>31771141
we gotta new steam profile picture over here. thanks

>>31768987
Actually he could if there was a provable pattern of PT failures. All depends on the paper trail and sworn statements from supervisors confirming that the dirtbag in question was doing so out of a deliberate effort to get out of his MSO.

>>31770589
Wasn't a firing pin, that's in the goddamn weapon. He was using the base of the cartridge to hammer out the crosspin that held the gun to the mount. The round he used was the one he cleared out of the weapon at the clearing berm after coming back from a route clearance mission.

Still, he's a fucking dumbass.

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>>31768083
holy fuck

>Be in giant squad bay in iraq
>marine infantry, we share it with army grunts
>army PFC has 17 year old GF
>is 25
>parents catch her sending him noods
>contact his chain of command
>gets charged with CP, and exploitation of a minor
>getting shipped back to states for charging
>apparently NOBODY thought "hey we should take this guy's weapons and ammo away"
>sitting in smoke pit
>guy walks by
>goes into nearby porta-shitter
>*BLAM*
>shot himself
>all hell breaks loose
>me, doc, and captain gotta secure the scene
>didnt know the story until post fact, otherwise I woulda stopped him when he walked by and taken his weapon away
>army chain of command just sweeps it under the rug calling it an accidental discharge

Makes me wonder how many "accidents" in the military are actually suicides.

>>31772606
Forgot to add, to top it off they awarded him a purple heart and mailed it to his folks.

>>31771040
>MCRD san diego
>morning forced hydration
>all stand on line and pound down a canteen
>kid to my right having visible trouble
>the DI's know....
>they gather around him screaming at him to drink faster
>kid vomits, spewing last nights piss everywhere
>collapses into the piss-barf sobbing while DI's scream at him
>it was about then that I realized college might not have been a bad idea

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>>31764939
Hey, sometimes it's nice to crack open Abeer after a hard days work.

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>>31772625
>>31772606

>>31768440
i've never really understood why being a politician or armed forces makes it not okay to have a sex life.

>>31772844
People put military on a pedestal and have this concept that we are all chaste sir gallahad types, and champions of whatever their own personal morals.

When that illusion is broken they tend to get angry.

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>>31772606
>17 year old girl
>if she was 18 this literally would have been all fine
>charged with CP and exploitation of a minor
I honestly do not at all blame him for killing himself, since both those charges would completely ruin his life which can be a fate worse than death

>>31764091
Its alright as a bit of a hobby or just something to do, as long as you don't blow your own trumpet about it.

>>31765230
Thx

>>31765624
> Navy bitches being afraid of the big bad marine.

Literally nothing new.

>>31768769
Man, Thermite really let himself go...

>>31769211
>this entire post
When non-sequiturs attack.

>>31771148
underrated post

>>31766940
Should have dressed you in the dog suit and shot you out back Ol' Yeller style.

>>31772657
holy shit

>>31768887

1/2 or 3/2?

>>31777123
Betios' Bastards. Been out for a while though.

>>31763133
>wearing his cover like a baseball cap
>looks good

fugin army holy shit

I can't find source right now but apparently the german army wants to improve their tanks' armor in order to protect pregnant tank drivers better.

You drone people all day, why can't you "accidentally" drone our government? Useless fucking yanks.

>>31768987
>>31769123
>>31769306

You do realize we often lump "dishonorable discharge" and "discharge under less than honorable conditions" under the same right?

Fucking retards.

>>31777338

I can understand that. They can't risk any of those shitskin maggots growing in the hotwives get hurt. The kikes have breeding quotas to meet for having us exterminated after all.

>>31768987
>>31769123
>>31769306
>>31769075
>>31771310


Original story poster here. Sorry for not clarifying. My dad didn't just dishonorable his ass on the spot, it doesn't work that way. But he did submit him to be discharged without any bennies, which a "bad conduct" discharge or a less than honorable like >>31778137 was saying.

The JAG agreed with the proposal and he was in fact discharged like he wanted to be. My bad.

>>31767777
Quads confirm

>>31769123
It can be charged as malingering, which will get you a DD.

https://www.thebalance.com/punitive-articles-of-the-ucmj-3356837

>>31768745
DLI was great

I didn't drink or smoke so I had extra money to buy a hotel room when I wanted to fuck

>>31765230
thank you for your service

>>31763766
>>31763739
>>31769419
is the military full of fags?

>>31767730
Yes. What's your problem with it? You're never going to do anything about it.

>>31769797
Not that anon, but he's right. MPs have an entirely different way of handling things that would absolutely not fly in civilian policing. I've heard from officers from a few departments (and have a few MP friends) that have confirmed that.

>>31763739

>he was probably the nastiest and dumbest guy in the unit. He constantly had to be reminded to clean and the guy was a cronic liar. Nothing that came out of him mouth was remotely believable.

Describes like 50% of the people I met when I was in.

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>>31768440
>fursuits
how the fuck do people get away with it? i mean its basically a damn costume thats the same size as you are.

>>31765294
>get new pl leader
>pl leader
>platoon leader leader
I cannot continue reading your post.

>>31765394
Guy A, Guy B, and Guy (You) are all drooling retards and future friendly fire incidents.

>>31763872
I got that at my grandad house's one day.

>>31778796
Yes.

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>>31779664
Please tell me you're joking.

>>31768738
Eh, the new gen 6 Camaro isn't just a range of different motors in the same chassis, the floorpans are all the same, but the suspension bits and subframes are version specific. The V6 is a better sports car than most sports cars that have a V6 as the top engine choice, and with the 1LE package being an option on the V6 now, it'll drink the milkshake of just about anything German, through the corners anyways.

>Be a ROTC Cadet at Field Training
>Yeah shit is stupid I know, but pay is great
>Capt Instructor comes in and tells me to escort Cadet Schossberger to the Commandant office
>Cadet Schossberger is shitting bricks
>I'm picked by virtue of standing next to him at that moment apparently
>March across the simulated FOB to the cool air conditioned HQ building
>Get told to sit outside the Commadant's office and Schoss gets pulled inside
>Loud screaming, never heard the commander this upset
>Guy is getting chewed up for touching women inappropriately, rape charges are threatened
>Fucking hear Schoss crying like a baby after getting yelled at for 20 minutes
>They finally get around to making Schoss sign the paperwork acknowledging he was being removed with cause from field training
>Hear Schoss say (looking at the form), "But my first name isn't Steven, sir..."
>Nobody in the chain of command had bothered to check the fucking first name and just assumed there could only be one Schossberger at training

>>31763800
>be on Amtrak
>somebody on my train got it banned from /v/ for low effort troll threads like an hour before I tried to post

>>31772606
Sorry to say, I guess he made the right choice. Went out like a warrior and not a criminal. Better option I would say.

Jesus christ.

>>31778796
ever since the days of rome muh boi. come wrestle let me teach you a few things of . . . combat~

>>31779823
Air Force, huh? Sounds about right given the other fuckery that went on at JFTC.

>>31765129
>using shit meme words like Triggered
Not on my 4chan

Story about Sgt Anon in my company in Germany. The day we landed in Germany and finished our welcome home ceremony he raced off to the ATM machine and pulled $500 out. Why $500? Because after a year in Iraq pulling down high tenure E5 pay with COLA,BAH, and combat pay, that's all the money he had left. Literally the day we left Germany his wife packed up all her stuff and HER three kids, took the check book, all the credit cards and her general power of attorney and flew back to the States and proceeded to piss away everything. He tried to work things out with her, but when he realized that wasn't going to happen, he changed his direct deposit. Big mistake. She went nuts and called the Div Commanders office. He got called into the commanders office and issued a lawful order
>Sgt Anon, you WILL support your wife and her three kids
He was forced to set up an allotment to her that amounted to almost everything he made after taxes. At the end of the month, he would have enough money to get a haircut, buy a large pizza at the Anthony's and a 6 pack of cheap beer. He had wanted to get out, but had to re-up for like 4 years because of the stupid debt she put him into, but, the extra fucked up part? Depending on who I talked to, her kids were fathered by1, 2, or 3 diff guys.
Say it /k/. I know you want to.

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>>31780057
>>31779823
Oh boy here we go

>Be inna AFROTC Field Training, last rotation
>Last week, CTAs and Commanders are just as tired of this bullshit as we are
>My flight has this one cadet in it, C/Snuffy
>Dude fucks up everything- squad drill, GLPs, flight position responsibilities, etc.
>Gets to the point he has to talk to the commandant
>Dude is on thin ice
>One day after PT he has to pee
>Doesn't bring a wingman
>Later on, find out he's going to the commandant for potential removal
>DG hunter in the flight encourages everyone to write a memorandum to try to keep him from being removed
>Lolfuckthat.pnjpg

Later on find out the guy had jumped into a female port-o-john because all the others were full, stepped out right into a female CTA.

Literally all he had to do was fly under the radar to graduate, and then he goes and fucks up to that degree.

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>new squadron command
>wants to implement new ways to build unit cohesion
>decides to give promotion ceremonies their own event
>new airman basic from tech school whos just now reaching his 6 months in service
>gets to be the only person getting stripes tacked on at this formal promotion ceremony.
>mfw

>>31780304
>that one DG hunter

Every fucking time. If you just keep your head down and do what you're told, you'll come out fine, but these fucktards just don't get it. It doesn't change when you go active duty either.

>>31772606
>Makes me wonder how many "accidents" in the military are actually suicides.
read somewhere they think the suicide rate for females inna Iraq and the 'Stan my be higher, it's just that when one of them kills themselves with their rifle or hand gun, the male patriarchy kicks in and they have to "protect" a woman's reputation, so the investigation usually declares it a "accidental discharge while cleaning" or something.

>>31772625
you don't get a purple heart for suicide. who ever told you that was talking out his ass.

>>31780387
motards piss me off to no extant. I remember when I reported to my first unit after tech school my regular sponsor was out on maternity leave or some shit so they stuck me with some plucky A1C who thought he was god's gift to mankind. One day he decided that I (as an Amn) didn't fit his standards of excellence so he tried to flex on me.
I laughed and revealed that I was a reclass from a super long tech school (DLI going into Admin) and that I was beating my dick in 'his' Air Force long before he even considered joining up.
That shut him up right quick, lol.

>>31780282
>marrying a woman with 3 kids fathered by various men
I dont know what he was expecting.
Wife-tier women exist but they don't exhibit those kinds of characteristics

>>31764071
>break

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>>31765508
90% of female soldiers are splooge-drenched barracks penis-holsters.

>>31780865
>blink
muh nigga

>>31780911
Punks coming back, bro.

>>31780938
When I saw that Matt Skiba joined blink, I about came in my pants.
And punk never left, at least not for me. It's always been 95% of what I listen to. Even if it's old shit from the 80's.

>>31771113
>I barely managed to escape Keesler with my life
Oh come on was the V too lot for you or something?

>>31763800
>tfw the super market where I worked
>decide to browse and post
>you have been banned for posting CP

Fucking supermarket wifis

>>31781008
The V was lit my dude. I got drunk one night and ended up doing the nasty with a Navy chick in the sand traps of the golf course right across the road. Shit was jokes.
But one time, me and my roommate got shitfaced and decided to go to a hookah bar down the street. We end taking to some guy who turns out to be the son of some rich Dubai oil Sheikh who's in the process of buying out some casino, so he comes along to get shitfaced with us because he's bored. Turns out this dude has a Bugatti and he throws me the key fob and $200 because he's too drunk and wants to party some more.
As we're driving down the beach to go to daddy's casino he ends up shouting at some passing females to come over and suck us all off. I tried to tell the little shit that they were meth addicts but they saw the car and we're coming over anyways, much to his delight. (Un)fortunately for us, a cop a couple cars down heard this and pulled us over for solicitation and disorderly conduct or some shit. I started freaking the fuck out because I was only 19 and was drinking earlier. Suddenly my roomate starts running his mouth about how he's really sorry and that he doesn't want to go to jail, he's almost crying at this point. The cop decides to let us off with a warning because our foreign 'friend' doesn't fully understand American culture or some shit.
We ended up going right back out to party after that.

>>31780865
>>31780911
>>31780938
Pop punk sucks dick and is incredibly pathetic to listen to past the age of 19.

>>31782034
That's like, your opinion man

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>>31782034

>>31765209
>Tactical Experimental Mobile Sandbag

>>31767656
Keks were had

>>31768597
Mustangs at one point were pretty good.

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>>31769211
I am honestly confused about what is going on inside your head.

>>31767332
I remember seeing this make the rounds on facebook

>>31782034
Yeah, but I like it.
So it's whatever.

>>31768738
This. Off topic, but if you're in the market for "that kind of car," then buy one that actually embodies what it's supposed to be.

If you're looking for gas mileage and something that won't eat tires, get a fuckin hybrid. I see people shelling out $30k+ for v6 challengers; you could get so much more car for that money, but people insist on being retarded.

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>>31776010

>>31767332
I have heard about this guy. Apparently he was a LtCol and was forced to retire for this. This picture always shows up in saftey standdown slide shows.

>>31763745
Using a phone doesn't preclude proofreading what you post.

>>31780450
Accidental discharge. Read the words. They mean stuff

>>31780282
C-cuck...

>>31784592
purple hearts are for wound/death as the result of enemy action, not suicide/accident that just happens to have happened in a combat zone.

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>>31782454
>Mobile
I don't think so.

I'm a voluntary EMT at the red cross for a few years now and get to train army medics now and then since they hardly ever get a practical lesson in their training. Most of these are conscripts and feel like Rambo for having their nice field green Anzug 03 on duty while you walk around in bright red and didn't serve the fatherland, so they look down on you despite being the rookie. This leads to absurd situations.

>Late 2015
>Night shift
>Me, my driver and the army guy play around at our station
>Suddenly the alarm goes off
>Terminal says that the patient is depressed and wants to kill herself
>Fill in the recruit, tell him to act careful and empathic just like the manual says
>"Yeah, I got it."
>Arrive and be greeted by a neighbor
>Walk in, greet the sobbing patient and want to ask what's the matter
>Pvt. Joker walks in, doing the belt power pose like CIA
>"Hey there, sweetheart, what's your loose screw?"
>My driver and I stare at him in utter disbelief while our patient bursts out in tears
>Tell him to get some unnecessary equipment so he's out of the room for a while
>"I don't take orders from civilians"
>Driver drags him out of the room and confronts him outside while I try to comfort her as good as I can
>Persuade her to go with us to the nerve clinic
>Sit in the back of the ambulance, wannabe Patton in the front
>He audibly talks how suicide is for the weak and natural selection until I close the window
>Our patient is not even sobbing anymore at this point and visibly feeos terrible
>Promise her to get this guy kicked out
>Next day
>Shift ends
>Tell the story to our officer
>He pulls a few strings with his army friends
>Conscript is pulled off from ambulanve services and moved to the border where the rapefugee invasion is in full swing

I hope he got beaten up by Habeeb and friends

Being edgy on a Nepalese shadow figure emporium is one thing, being edgy in the face of the clinically depressed deserves a special hell

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>>31778137
Who do you mean we? Civilians? That's about it. One is an administrative discharge, the other one is a felony which can only be given during court martial.

>>31778292
That's not the way it works at all. A commander doesn't "submit" someone to receive a dishonorable or BCD. JAG doesn't "agree". Both are only done by judge in court martial. A commander has absolutely no say.

>>31771310
You realize that is almost impossible to prove? You literally have to have him on tape saying he is purposely failing his PT test. Presumptions don't generate court martial.

Such lying sacks of shit.

>>31784592
So if I break my legs in a combat zone I gets purple heart?

>>31784592
>read the words. They mean stuff
They mean shit retard.

>Injuries or wounds which do not qualify for award of the Purple Heart include frostbite or trench foot injuries; heat stroke; food poisoning not caused by enemy agents; chemical, biological, or nuclear agents not released by the enemy; battle fatigue; disease not directly caused by enemy agents; accidents, to include explosive, aircraft, vehicular, and other accidental wounding not related to or caused by enemy action; self-inflicted wounds (e.g., a soldier accidentally or intentionally fires their own gun and the bullet strikes his or her leg), except when in the heat of battle, and not involving gross negligence; post-traumatic stress disorders;[8] and jump injuries not caused by enemy action.

>>31780282
C U C K
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>>31765157
This can't be real

>>31784684
>Semi-mobile

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>>31774833
Nice one

>>31763872
Bahrain: I went to Bahrain on a weekend pass from Kuwait once. Went to a nightclub and I met a Russian stewardess who didnt speak English, and I didnt speak Russian. Had to use a fat go-between to translate for us. I fucked her in her hotel room and she made the deep mewling sounds the whole time. As i got dressed to leave in the morning, she was trying to convince me to stay in Russian, but I had to leave to fly back to Kuwait.

We met some Navy guys in the night club who told us to go hit on the stewardesses, that they go there to hook up with Americans, so thank you Mr. Navy Guy who told me to go hit on them, you were right.

Thats my only memory of Bahrain.

>>31769211
> guy B had guy A's girl cheat
> Lol no problem here, morals don't exist in a relationship

> want to report guy B but can't because of marriage
> you are an asshole and trump supporter

Are you fucking dense in the head?

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>>31784735
> hey there, sweetheart, what's your loose screw?

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>>31784735

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>>31784735
>>Pvt. Joker walks in, doing the belt power pose like CIA
>>"Hey there, sweetheart, what's your loose screw?"

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>>31785545
>live in bahrain for 5 years
>fucking hated every minute of it
>come to US
>get greencard
>join navy
>get sent to bahrain

Only fucking good thing was that I got to eat middle eastern fast food again. I'd kill for another mighty zinger from KFC.

>>31785941
I can see why you would hate it, it is small, islamic, and the language barrier...but at least there was alcohol in Bahrain.

Everyone kept going on and on about the Philipino bars. I went to a few, but the ones I went to sucked. Maybe there are good ones?

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>>31785985
>language barrier

ur talkin to a sandnigger m8

>>31784592
fucking jarheads

>>31765411
Isn't that rank on the dude on the left upside down?
(Not American, don't know)

>>31766123
>super nice and beautiful girl
>joining the army

Either your standards for beauty is sub-tier or this is bullshit

I feel you

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>>31787040
from the thumbnail, looks like a SPC rank
not in mil and cba to scroll up there though

>>31765157
These bitches would get fucking wrecked in my unit.

>>31763133
I like how you guys rape so many enlisted women that you need to have constant seminars telling you not to do it, and then you bitch about the constant seminars as if you don't need to be told.

>>31765157
>>31765194
>>31765195
>>31765257
>>31765329
They're some dance group in Texas that wears dress blues for quinceaneras or some shit.

They're all like 15 I think so they're into stupid shit like instagram and snapchat

>>31787194
If they don't want to be raped they should not join the big boy club

>>31785941
>Join the Navy
>See the world

>>31787254
hmmm and why do you know this?

>>31770169
what's a dad beer?

>>31785941
Bahrain fucking sucks

>>31787284
Somebody posted the image a few days ago, somebody said that they do that and I googled it, and they were right.

>A guy in the unit keeps making unwanted sexual advances to a female
>This becomes well known and he's been talked to about it
>One day, the guy has sex fantasy dream, about the girl
>Tells her to her face, how he dreamed about cuffing her to the radiator and raping her several times
>Gets discharged

Another story
>Leaving Base to get some coffee
>Crossing a road at a T intersection, and can see a car coming towards me
>Kind alooks like its going too fast
>I wonder if it will hit me
>Car goes straight through the stop sign, hitting me at full fucking blast
>Roll all the way up the windshield, then off onto the pavement, as the car screeches to a halt
>Of course its two fucking Asians driving, and texting on their phone, mouths open like fish
>Give them the "up yours" hand jerk and tell them to open their goddamn chink eyes
>Walk off to get fucking coffee
Shoulda called the MPs.

>>31787312
If it wasn't for the fantastic food and alcohol, I'd drown myself before ever going back. Fucking Bahrainis and Bahranis are the worst "people" on this planet.

>>31787342
>hitting me at full fucking blast
>Roll all the way up the windshield, then off onto the pavement
>Walk off to get fucking coffee

This is either complete and utter bullshit or you were drunk.

I hope Trump sends you to the work camps.

>>31769201
I know sgt freeman he is indeed a cool guy

>>31787364
>military personnel
>drunk
doubt it, nobody in the armed forces drinks

>>31770177
I know that guy. We are in the same company. Dumbshit private when it happened, SSG now.

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>>31784887