Unconventional Melee Weapons

camping shovel/E tool

>>31761102
Glass mug
Beer bottle
Vacuum cleaner
Pencils and pens
Flagpole

That's a really general question. Are you talking about grabbing whatever's to hand in a break-in?

Because you should never have that problem. You should make an effort to keep an at least half decent weapon close to hand all the time.

That said, one of the most underrated improvised weapons you are likely to have is a fire extinguisher. The spray will blind and confuse an assailant, then the heavy tank can be used as a bludgeon.

Improvised flailing weapons can also work. A couple of soup cans in a couple of plastic bags will do some damage if you have room to swing them.

But seriously, just keep a knife in your pocket and a bat in your room.

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>>31761102

>>31761102
7lb physics book.
It's not a mace but if it hits the back of your head in a full arm swing you will be seeing stars.

Civil Law manual
That shit is heavy as fuck, you might be able to do some damage with it

Muh dick

>>31763881
This guys dick.

>>31761102
Pots and pans

Kitchenware

Glass bottles (last resort, I collect those)

A cat

A different cat

Other anon's penis

Impromptu knuckle spikes from keys or a twisted up wore coat hanger

Chairs

Tape measure

Hammer

Scissors

Ghost peppers to amplify effectiveness of any other weapon

>>31763885
This guy with that guy's dick

Hot liquids (coffee, tea, etc) are often forgotten, really good to stun someone for a second or two.

>Dragon dildo

Mug with hot coffee
A medium sized desk fan
A large hardcover c/c++ programing book

>>31761102
>Excluding knives, bats, canes
Longsword
Tomahawk
Hatchet
Training longsword
Table leg
Belts
Snowboard
Golf Clubs
Pens and pencils

>>31761102
nugget