You die in combat

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It's going to be a mugshot.

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>>31761048
>Implying I'm mortal

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Enjoy my picture for ants

>>31762000
as far as i know, i'm imortal

>>31762067
I'm gonna bet that you're just immoral. or maybe just inbred.

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>>31761048
Not fucked at all. Semper Fi

>>31762100
Wow DR8CO dropped a few pounds

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>>31762100
>>31762100
>>31762100
HOLY FUCK WHAT A FAT FUCK HOW THE FUCK IS THIS CUNT ABLE TO FIRE AND MOVE THIS SHIT IS WORSE THAN THAT LGBTQIS DELUSIONAL MENTAL-DISORDER FAGGOTRY HOLY SHIT

>>31762100
I bet he has the air-freshener in his car because it smells like rotten MacDonalds cheeseburgers and stale Doritos.

>>31762100
>>31762173
>>31762181
Stop making fun of me you cunts. None of you would say that to my face because you know I'm CCing locked and loaded.

>>31762200
I couldn't say it to your face because i can't tell whats the face.

i'd have to throw a donut at you and figure it out from there

>>31762000
Based Philip
Also: Checking Dem trips

>>31762100
Stop making fun of him guys! It's actually super impressive that someone taught a hippo how to hold a gun

>>31762200
Is that really you?

Time stamp pls

>>31761048
>smock patches on combat jacket

Triggered

>>31762000
L I T ER A L L Y A L I Z A R D

>>31762100
My favorite part of these pictures is that they have literally the cheapest things possible attached to their guns.
>Fuckin plastic flip up sights and no optics.
>That metal 20rd mag.
> is that a MOE or at least a CTR?

>>31762100
More like Semper Fudge!

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>>31762000
>Royal Marine Commando

>>31762000
Phil you are a fucking commando.

Went over t the palace for tea, medals and cucumber sandwiches.

I got my medal, but also a personal tour of the gun cabinets, beer and beef pasta.

Got shit arse drunk.

Phil also paid for a taxi back to barracks and sent us on our way with a bottle of whisky.

Legend mate.

>>31761048

Ally Mcstab

>>31762173
HE DOESNT NEED TO BE ABLE TO AIM SINCE RECAIL WONT BE A PROBLEM.

>>31767157
recoil*

>>31762100
dude, pls hit the gym. People can help you

>>31762100

You probably drink your two liters before shooting them