/k/ deity

life is good...

>>31760570
This is a shitty thread but I agree wholeheartedly.

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Heresy!

>>31760570
And just like regular God, he hates us.

>>31761166
In his defense we ARE borderline retarded

>>31760820
The murder/k/ube isn't sentient

>>31761166
He doesn't hate us, he just chooses not to associate with us.

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>>31760570

>>31760820
One could argue that Ian is an avatar, prophet, or emissary of the /k/ube, if we're gonna draw up a weapons-oriented theology.

>>31760820
>Your /k/ulture will adapt to service us.
>Resistance is futile

the holy trinity, the cube, the prophet who corrects all misinformstion l, ian, and the life is to good not to miss, hickok45, ave nex alea

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>>31760570
>>31760820
>>31761166
>>31761475
>>31761563
>>31761580
>no one has said Khorne
I'm disappointed in you, /k/.

>>31761653
But 40k is shit.

>>31762125
You are shit

>acting like you wouldn't love to purge some heretics with a .75 caliber bolter

>>31762125
>>31762201
No,40K is shit.

hes ok , seems a bit stuck up tho

>>31760820
Murdercube can be /k/'s Ark of the Covenant.

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No.

Ian is among the divine but he is not the god. /k/ is a polytheistic society.

On the top of the chart is the /k/ube. The /k/ube has always been and shall always be. It controls the ebb and flow of the universe and is responsible for the concept of warfare, violence, armed neutrality and peace by way of violence. /k/s religion is thus: that the natural state of man is war and that man is at odds with one another, only alliances are ones of convenience and the loyalty of man is to kin and tribe.

The /k/ube has created lesser deities, these are those who bring us weapons of war, the weapons of man, to bring about the coming of the end, or the glorious unity in which man realizes it is not to struggle with itself, but with other species.
These deities speak with the /k/ube, and the /k/ube to them. These are those such as John Moses Browning, Mikhail Kalashnikov, Engine Stoner, Ferdinand Porsche, Kelly Johnson. Sometimes these deities come in collectives; instrument design bueras, weapons and defense consortiums, heavy industrial companies like Rheinmetall, General Dynamics, SAAB-Bofors, Uralmashzavod, Denal, Lockheed-Martin, Mitsubishi.

Then there are the keepers-The knowledge bringers and the knowers, those who have the power of the /k/ube in them and are sensitive to it, but can not speak to it nor it to them. These are people like Ian.

>>31762259
Stuck up? You mean knowledgeable and precise.
The man is a walking encyclopedia

>>31762313
/k/ isn't even a society, it''s a loose conglomeration of gun nuts, trolls, basic bitch block owners, stolen valor keyboard warriors, autist weeaboos, and a small percentage of actual veterans.

>>31762313
>>31762432
Also we all hate each other and think our guns are better than anyone else's

>>31762444
I hate this poster.
I would even go as far and say my firearms are vastly superior to his.

>>31762488
FUCK YOU MAN my guns are better

>>31762432 You forgot Furries, naziboos and Ivanboos. But other than that you jailed it.

>>31761166
Lets be completely honest here, if we were in his position would we want to associate with /k/?

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>not james d julia master race in 2016

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what about kaiser

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>>31761166
Fitting, really.
>>31761287
Borderline? Mate, we're full pants-on-head retarded.
>>31762259
I bet you also think "books be too wordy".

There is no God but Murder/k/ube, and Ian is his prophet.

>>31762313
ahoy?

>>31760570
And he has forsaken us

>>31763716
Looks like it

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There is only one /k/od and her name is Booty.

>>31762300
Muder/k/ube has always been /k/'s god

>>31761287
>In his defense we ARE borderline retarded
>borderline