/wfg/ - Writefag General - "Fuck Sleep" Edition

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>>31735909
FALWritefag
>Argentinian Rose
>Rifles of 'Nam (ongoing)
>Pale King's Disciple (soon)
http://pastebin.com/u/Falwritefag

ATannie (ongoing)
>Anon gets an AT random Mischief ensues
>Rhinno 2.0
http://pastebin.com/XbWjWNQM

JtFag
>Ayys attack earth, old school tanks are last hope (ongoing)(updated 18/10/16 6:04 -6uct)
http://pastebin.com/1qS4EqXS

Guard
>world building(NOT A BASELINE)
http://pastebin.com/233BFr42

AngryHayseed (ongoing)
>Some 40k related writefaggotry
http://pastebin.com/Jy6K92kt

Anons
>It's about /k/ommandos removing supernatural kebab in the dark ages
http://pastebin.com/43gfWSPf
>Some poetry
http://pastebin.com/rJEfGKRf
http://pastebin.com/BErbeUTY
>Doomguy doing Doomguy things
http://pastebin.com/1EcjNv0e
>Shotgun prevents a suicide (feels)
http://pastebin.com/g9srRrDn
>L1A1 (ongoing)
http://pastebin.com/qeY7FfiT
>Serial 1: SHTF, /k/ommando must survive (ongoing)
http://pastebin.com/n4HLCXC0
>The 31 crusade: ISIS kills the pope, shit hits the fan really quickly(Ongoing?)
http://pastebin.com/9h9h3fKD
>Down the Road, Over the River (ongoing?)
http://pastebin.com/58m3cgpQ
>Tears of a Marlin
http://pastebin.com/06Rbchbb
http://pastebin.com/2rXfAxVM
>Shire Rifle Society
http://pastebin.com/EYjz8Trx
>A WG mades it towards the 40th century
http://pastebin.com/BVwARMkp
>Riikka
http://pastebin.com/u/tsuhna
>AAI
http://pastebin.com/rqG4x42X
>Don't sell your guns
http://pastebin.com/nY7nLVZe
>Untiled
http://pastebin.com/PT0rZvq2

((ATannie Part 1 is pic related))

>>31735938
HiPointHomie (ongoing)
http://pastebin.com/eBS29hA2

Vepr 12
>Hotline Waffegeist 1
http://pastebin.com/g7P6ftae

AnonRhino (completed)
>Lil'Chiappa
http://pastebin.com/mHYZPDxW
>What the actual fuck Rhino (NSFW!!!)
http://pastebin.com/Z50xJeNC

kragfag (ongoing)[give me a better subtile]
>anon finds that a Mongolian knitting board was right
http://pastebin.com/D6ZFXMz3


Anon-kun
>L1A1 Parts Kit+Arms of side+just another day
http://pastebin.com/KH5XxAZG

PTRfag
>Light My Fire (Anon makes a PTR with HK parts)
http://pastebin.com/JY3jiKq4
>NOT CANNON ENDING
http://pastebin.com/iP9w19ar

Another Hipoint story (it´s not related with Hipoint anon)
http://pastebin.com/Af3icZWS


/k/ommandos vs wild
>/k/ommandos vs wild (ongoing)(updated 18/10/16 6:18 -6uct)
http://pastebin.com/Sa6N0je7

dudebroguy
>Some Untitled Stories
>National Guard vs Jersey Devil
>Requiem from the gods (ongoing)
http://pastebin.com/1cXMnvg4

EchoFiveSeven
>Gun spirits
http://pastebin.com/PpjUvW5k

Not Enough War (finished)
http://pastebin.com/QMbRQpVL


10/22 (ongoing)(updated 18/10/16 3:04 -6uct)
>anon gets a raifu and misc stories
http://pastebin.com/uH6v780b

>>31735964
DBW
>Anon gets KSG, roll for sanity loss
http://pastebin.com/r6REt9Gt

It Ain't Me- Fortunate Sons
>Sticks and Stoners
http://pastebin.com/WXTMQfdz

Diamond Doge (ongoing?)
http://pastebin.com/DJ8JQNPF

Rhodie FAL Guy (being rewritten)
http://pastebin.com/G0edSbFC

Garandfag (ongoing?)(NSFW!!)
>Anon gets hold of Kraut space magic
http://pastebin.com/2nDwG567
>Part 2 of anon gets a Garand (missing part 1)
http://pastebin.com/YqeuEkcN

C8 fag (ongoing)
>C9
http://pastebin.com/HLu19bQJ
>C8A3
http://pastebin.com/nLAN53zg

Lever Gat Fag
>Heirloom rifle (ongoing)
http://pastebin.com/gFjLFfKR

>>31735978
Guides and tips courtesy from /tg/ (if anyone wants to make on or expand on some of these ones do it)

http://pastebin.com/gsYuFqb0

In case that Polibus or Archivag forgot about some pastebin/to pastebin some story or didn't properly tag or even tagged at all, yell either at Polibus or at Archivefag in the general.

Have fun, kids, and happy writefagging.

Oh, Polybus, please remember to change the title of PTR+HK to "Light My Fire" if I remember correctly, is the name PTRfag gave it.

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>fuck sleep edition

you just try and stop me!

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is there a crossover between the posters here and /lit/?

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>>31736030
It's already like that
>>31736059
I will headpat you to sleep, I swear on my large, soft hands

>>31736093
It's like that because I did it

not to be an asshole to polybus because I don't intend it that way at all

>>31736111
Ah, didn't realized that

>>31736059
Would reading you bedtime stories with a glass of warm milk even work on you?

>tfw when they actually want to do something at work and it fucks your writing schedule

>>31736152
>tfw it's the same but with my drawing schedule
I know that feel

>>31736030
Pastebin title got changed. Was kept the same in the general list so people knew what it was. If he doesn't, I'll let him know.

>>31736059
The fluffy needs sleep to stay healthy

>>31736152
You don't need to be social when there's 4Chan.

>>31736203
>You don't need to be social when there's /wfg/.
FTFY

i'm back i'll start posting some of the bins that did not make it to the sticky

>does anybody now if it's a good idea to sleep woth a light concussion?

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Hey all, I'm ready to post for the night.

Shit's about to get spoop.

Have fun~

>>31736233
That's a good question.

Also when I get home, I'll make a complete paste of the text file I have for my story for you to copy into your bin. I think you may have copied the story improperly while tipsy that night.

>>31736233
>now if it's a good idea to sleep woth a light concussion?
¿Quién te golpeó? Also post story

>>31736267
I have 6 pounds of sugary cereal and some cough syrup ready to go.

Bring it on.

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>>31725309

>"You're with fatso again?"

>Tula rubbed the back of his head yawning, eyeballing Ritchie across the room getting his gear on.

"Can you not be an asshole for one night?"

>Morgan replied, lighting a cigarette, taking a drag from it and blowing smoke at her rifle's face.

>"'Fraid not. It's in my nature."

>He replied nonchalantly, snatching the cigarette from her mouth and taking a drag of his own, blowing it back in her face before jabbing the filter back into her lips.

"Right...So why /do/ you work for me, anyway?"

>She asked dismissively still getting her gear to sit right, checking it all over without looking at him.

>"You'd be happy about a woman touching you too if all you saw were sweaty red necks."

>He replied enigmatically, crossing his arms, clearly not the /only/ reason why, but it was a good enough answer.

"Whatever you say, princess."

>Morgan spoke, grabbing his wrist, nothing happening as she does it, the man just staring at her.

>"What, trying to hold hands?"

>A smirk curled over his lips.

Forgot to put link to part 8 of JTstory
>please don't kill me
http://pastebin.com/rShpTv9w

>>31736281
some fucker brake a bottle of brandy on my head

>>31736366
Ouch. Did you ice a nigga?

>>31736366
>some fucker brake a bottle of brandy on my head
I assume a shitstorm ensued while you were out?

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>>31736331

"Fuck you."

>She squeezed harder, forcing him into rifle form, getting a small string of Russian swears, of which the only word she understood was "Cyka."

>Her forcefully snatching him up into a rifle when he was resistant could be described as 'unpleasant' for lack of a better term, like being forcefully stuffed into a box much too small for you without time to prepare.

>A low growl sounded from the rifle as she loaded him, chambering a round and popping his safety up into the safe position, coming over to Ritchie.

>He was talking to his rifle, wearing a simple chest rig and holding an FNC with a red dot settled neatly on top of it, attached using one of those screw-on rails for the top of the upper receiver.

>Ritchie stopped talking as his rifle did, turning to see Morgan and Tula standing nearby, his FNC, named Michelle, ultimately refused to speak when Tula was near by.

>She was petrified of him, much like the others.

>But she was strong willed enough to agree to function with him around as a bare minimum, which was all you could ask.

>Michelle would talk to Morgan, but...only if Tula was gone.

>She seemed like a nice girl, and she was happy to be used by Ritchie despite what she was actually being used -for-.

>The two of them were sentries for the property the Cocaine and Meth facility was on, they walked the woods all night checking key points for break-in, "Persuading" anyone that might have the idea of snooping that it wasn't worth it to be here.

>They'd shot at a pair of hunters only 3 nights before, but intentionally avoided hitting them, just to scare them off.

>No cops showed up afterward, mostly because the land they were hunting on was illegal for them to be on.

>Just the same as the drug prep they were doing on it.

>And most normal folks were too scared shitless of the drug runners out here to do anything about them, not that the cops would follow up anyway.

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>>31736385

>There was a lot of stress surrounding the guys out here, though...they seemed to be agitated.

>Morgan had heard rumors the pair of cops that went missing from the local PD had gotten killed by a pair of sentries like them to the west at the Heroine rig.

>In fact everyone from that particular part of the woods, a good 15 miles away always seemed spooked about something.

>Something in the woods they said.

>Morgan didn't buy it, she was far too old to be scared of the dark.

>Besides, the moon was bright tonight, she could see where she was going with ease, even without her flashlight.

>They were probably some delusional fuckwits that were probably shooting up before their shifts anyway.

>But, she did have to admit, it made her curious.

"Hey Ritiche."

>She spoke lowly, the two of them stepping into the woods, leaves crunching under their footsteps as they walked.

>"What's up?" He replied in a similar tone.

"What's all this shit I'm hearing about something being out in the fucking woods over at the Heroine op? That just bullshit?"

>She sniffed a bit, finishing the cigarette she'd been smoking, stomping it out.

>"Uhh...I'll be honest...It don't feel right over there. I was there 'fore it got dark. Shit feels all kinds of fucked up over there, I don't know what it is. Boys over there talkin' bout something watching them from the woods or something. I dunno what the fuck they're on about there, but...it definitely ain't a good feelin' over there that's for damn sight."

>Ritchie replied, keeping Michelle held close to his shoulder.

>"Heh." Tula chuckled just a little bit, going quiet again right after.

>His rough almost scaly sounding voice practically splitting the air between the two.

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>>31736447

"The fuck is funny?"

>Morgan replied, briskly.

>"Nothing at all. There is nothing to fret in the dark wilds, my child."

>Tula replied dryly with his faint Russian accent, she could tell he was wearing some kind of smug expression just by the way his voice sounded.

>But...there was something underlying in the way he talked, deep under there.

>It honestly disturbed her, she felt the hairs on her neck bristle just a little with the way the words came from him.

"The fuck..."

>She replied slowly, looking down at her rifle.

>"Fear is unbecoming on you, you know. Not unlike the weight you carry."

>Tula spoke again, his words still holding that menacing, heavy, dark tone.

>And the /way/ he was talking.

>It was like he wasn't the same 'person'.

"Quit fucking with me."

>She spoke sternly, frowning angrily.

>>31736233
the correct answer depends on what classifies as a light concussion. but considering that i'm still alive, i'd say stay up for about 4 more hourse then light sleep.

>>31736267
you mean more grumpy male waffegeist and his operator female? shit yes.

>>31736366
Sounds like somebody needs someone to watch their six.

also, did you see >>31736030

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>>31736514

>Ritchie spoke up.

>"Who are you talking to, Vi?"

>Concern was in his voice.

"Tula."

>She replied.

>"...But he hasn't said anything since he laughed at us."

>Ritchie replied, his tone sounding a little worried.

"...Shut the fuck up."

>Morgan replied, shaking her head some, refusing to believe she'd been talking to nothing.

>This was wrong.

>Whatever the fuck that was...That voice, that tone.

>That mannerism.

>That wasn't Tula.

>It sounded similar to him, like something was mocking him directly...if someone listened to the two voices on a tape recorder they wouldn't know the difference.

>But she did.

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>>31736076
No, and thank god. If a regular /lit/ poster found this, he would burn the whole board down. All the while screaming about our lack of understanding of basic grammatical structure and literary concepts.

No, it's best we keep to ourselves.

>>31736382
>>31736384

i tried to ice the nigga the put some ruphies on the drink on one of my friends, bar fight brake out and as
>>31736544
i should check my six

please give me an idea to tag this

http://pastebin.com/PT0rZvq2

>>31736592
Is the name I gave the paste no good?

'Spose it might be a bit long.

Well, I'm at the shop today so I'm writing more, since no one told me to stop. If you wait until I'm done, there'll be some kind of story development, and you can come up with a tag then.

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>>31736571

>She'd known this asshole for four months now.

>She knew what his voice sounded like.

>This was different...fucked up.

>Like something was digging into the back of her mind and curling it's fingers around her grey matter -- as if there were a passenger in her head.

>But it was gone now though, as if it were never there, the feeling making her shiver just a little bit, her mind racing trying to make sense out of it.

>"You alright...?" Ritchie spoke again, reaching out and touching Morgan on the shoulder, the sense of his touch snapping her out of her intense thought, shaking her head some.

"Yeah. Yeah I'm fine."

>She answered, sounding noticeably shaken, Tula uncharacteristically quiet.

>Usually he'd take a chance to dive right in on her for being awkward, or laugh at her.

>But he was silent.

>The two of them moved on, patrolling, Morgan taking the opportunity to light up another smoke to calm herself down.

>She huffed just a bit, blowing the smoke from her nose in a pair of uniform jet-streams, her hand still around the pistol grip of her rifle, her mind still lingering on that voice.

>Was it Tula..?

>Was it something else?

>She chewed on her cheek walking silently in thought, finally opening her mouth and talking again.

>Evidence of her pondering coming through as she spoke.

"Hey Ritichie. Do y'all do anything else out here? Like. More than drugs?"

>She didn't sound much like herself when she spoke, the question itself practically dripping "I'm a fucking cop."

>But Ritchie had gone too far with her around to consider her a cop, answering the question cautiously.

>>31736591
who's the blonde with the Dragunov, I have seen a pic somewhere before?

>>31735909

Needs some waffegeist that takes work.

Like ~"horribly mangled MAS 49 rifle, that basically tells you to go fuck yourself (in french) if and when it appears.


Or a Amnesty regged Fg 42, that has been through the wringer, and you have to reweld a lot of it to get it to work.

Now, those, I'd read. Cause, "reasons".,,

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>>31736122

>"Come out yah damn yankee bitch an' ah'll kill ya!" to which another girl with a Western Massachusetts accent replies:
>"You wish you fuckin' rebel slut!"

>mfw

Please, continue

>>31736628
>I have seen a pic somewhere before?
Yes, Dutchko's OC, Anya.

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>>31736628
She's dead.

>>31736642
sorry, I'm drawing blanks as to where to take the story, also I'd need to do some research on both Southern drawl and Western Massachusetts accent to continue and it's 04:43 here already

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>>31736625

>"Uh...well. I don't know anything for myself. But. A buddy of mine has been real close to Mr. Boudreaux's operation. He said they been...playing with uh...Shit...I can't talk about this out here."

>He shook his head, clearly getting uncomfortable with the discussion, like something was spooking him about it.

"Don't bitch out on me...What else does Mr. Boudreaux do?"

>She asked, pressing a bit more.

>"Alright...look....I unno if it's true, I heard the bunch of em fuck around out here...doin' some kinda devil worship."

>Ritchie shook his head some his grip tightening on the rifle, speaking again after a pause.

>"Heard that they uh...Fuck it, I can't talk about this shit, Vi. It fucks me up, alright...Just know, the further up the chain you go with these guys. The more fucked up shit gets...That's all I know. I heard stories, but you sure as hell can't make me tell them to you, I'm fucking never saying a fucking thing about what I heard."

>Ritche spoke again, fear was in his voice now, the usually jovial man totally shaken, refusing to utter another peep about it.

"How do I move up?"

>She asked again, looking over to Ritchie, finding him shaking his head.

>"You don't wanna...I heard they make you do some 'loyalty' shit to get in with them...and you can't back out."

>He replied lowly, shaking his head some more.

>"Do it. Do it. Do it. Do itDoitDoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit"

>"Casilda"

>Tula's 'voice' again...that strange sickening tone to it, ringing through her head, slowly getting faster and faster as if someone gradually sped up an old cassette tape.

>Then that word.

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>>31736662
DELETE THIS

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>>31736591
truth

>reading for plot

>>31736662
>>31736693
I wish I could find the Wargame Red Dragon one.

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>>31736692

>The pain surged through her, enough to make her drop the rifle, falling to her knees, holding her temples.

"NGH! Stop! Stop it, Tula!"

>She shook her head, the sensation of a vicious migraine tearing her head to pieces, suddenly dropping away as she begged using his name, the pain disappearing again...

>Reality returning to her.

>She was still standing on her feet, holding her rifle.

>Did that actually happen?

>Is this...real?

>What the fuck was going on...

>"Hey." Tula spoke finally.

>It was him this time...

>"You're feeling that aren't you?" He spoke, more serious than usual.

>"Something isn't right out here tonight. You should get back."

>He spoke again, whispering even, as if he didn't want Ritchie to hear.

>Tula, ...the real Tula was advising she get back to the building, it was unlike him to care about her.

>Or to even concern himself with her at all.

>It had to have been something noticeable for him to flip his personality so hard.

>>31736712
Hahaha, I know where it is, too bad tho, I Anya is for cuddles and hand holding

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>>31736731

Alright, that's all for tonight guys

I've gotta get cleaned up and get ready for bed, I'll be lurking~

Hope you're liking it so far.

>>31736686
Take your time, no worries.

Just come back one day, okay?

Give Ken Burns' The Civil War documentary a watch if you're looking for inspiration.

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>>31736744
>cuddles and hand holding

>>31736592
jesus mate. maybe i'll take a trip south and go on a drinking spree.

bit early yet honestly.

>>31736623
write a bit more man, the title seems a bit unrelated at this point.

>>31736762
damn you and your cliffhangers fal.

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Just read Kragfag's work, very much enjoyed it.

unrelated, but
>>31735964
>>31735978
>>31735909
>>31735938
>archive anon
>named TRYAGAINBRAGG

TANITH FIRST AND ONLY!

>>31736592
Did yah at least got some vatos out?

>>31736145

>not a warm glass of Hoppes #9

im enjoying the storie, but dam lass did you read about those Narco-satanists?

>>31736809
>Hoppes #9 for an /o/tis
>Not BMW TwinPower Turbo Silber

>>31736826
I know my region is full of them, especially in the Yunque. Damn fucks leaving their shit around the forest

>>31736731
Spoopy. Can't wait to hear the continuation, fal

>>31736778
>>31736807

The funniest thing is that it happened on a fancy bar and pretty much all the dudes went to same hospital that we did

>>31736843
shit m8 you guys have the same problem?

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>>31736793
First and Only Brother.

>>31736834

>not grape-scented AC Delco 75w-90

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>>31735909
>>31735938
Which one is the rifle harem story?

Also, I think you're missing the mosin story.

Does anyone know if he ever continued it like he hinted he would? I was really looking foreword to comfy hugs and HEALING

>>31736884
>>31736793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCGB81DBzOc

Aye, For Tanith and the Emprah.

>>31736883
>pretty much all the dudes went to same hospital that we did
kek, and yeah, the cartels here have trade routes for illegal arms and drug trades, possibly human trafficking too. It didn't help when you had santeros from the Dominican Republic com in to migrate in. Then again, I shouldn't be complaining since I use to partake in deliveries, trash cleanup and occassionaly being the pharmacist for the business

>>31736928
i tend to bump with tose images m8, since some of those caps are quite long they're not gonna get a 'bin in quite some time

>reading leverfag's writing's about classical western guns
>get to
>>whatintarnation.wagonwheel

my fucking sides, holy shit

For Polybus

>>31736966
I wished he came back soon, last I heard his brother and uncle got into some funky business

>>31736968
http://pastebin.com/98XiGE6z

Fuck I'm bad at posting sometimes. Anyways, this is everything in order. Anyways, I'm going back to watching the God Emperor of Mankind destroy Hillus Clinton.

Also go Kriegers.

And Black Templars.

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>>31736957
shit m8 at least you tended to find the "ending" to those during 3 years of service we interruped 12 of those rituals and arrived at the climax of 2, i still have nightmares about them

>>31737010
They sicken me to this date. Now a days I just find cut up horses and animals carcasses during hikes. I've been considering getting a firearm (Registration and papers be damned) however, I only got a few months left before university letters so I can (hopefully) move out into the US and serve my time there before shipping out into deployment due to ROTC. Otherwise, I'd be damned with another four years here in a university full of Independista scum

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Whatcha listening to while writin/readin?

>for me, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu3mNKpJLgc

>>31737123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOH6LNtV4d0

Posted a tad late in the last thread so asking again.

I'm writing a story to help ease the pain of losing my fiancee. She had bought me an AK receiver for my birthday before she went, and it's my pride and joy. That being said I have two intros written up. The first would start off with her dying and the gun coming to life. The gun would resemble her, a relationship blooms, etc. Happy stuff. The other story would be that of a dying waffegeist. Essentially re-creating and re-imagining her last few weeks through a rifle.

Which of these stories would you like to see?

And shoutout to the person who posted the link to the Sullivan Ballou video. It did me good.

Who is the guy who manages pastebins again?
There was a page of Serial 1 I left behind in the previous thread >>31729488

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The CEO doesn't personally write your briefing notes. Not unless bad shit is going down.

I should not have taken the job. But I needed the money.

No need to spell out the email word-for-word, a lot of it was pure corporatese anyway. Told me I was assigned to some Third World backwater African country. A nasty authoritarian dictatorship, judging from the string of Great People's Revolutionary Democratic whateverthefuck in front of the name. Transliterated, the acronym spelled something rude in the local language.

Something major had gone down in the capital, according to Mr. Versailles, complete with a hi-res picture of the former Vice President's body staked to the lawn of the Presidential Palace. No information in or out, and what the report termed 'political turmoil' seeping through the cracks.

What a shocker.

It went without saying these days. Between the New Whiz Kids at State, and the fundamentalists coming out of Moscow, sub-Saharan Africa was a nightmare either waiting to happen, or unable to wake up. If it was guerrilla warfare leaking napalm and narco-terrorism all over everyone's shoes, or the UN doing thunder runs through the Congo chasing down the latest Randian enclave, it was being actively covered up and politely termed 'political turmoil.'

Versailles said that the Soviets were looking to get in on the action, whatever the action might be, and he didn't want them to be alone in capitalizing on the situation. He wanted Executive Action to have the first boots on the ground, and by boots, he meant my boots. Figures he'd throw me into a mess like this. You stabilize just one resource-rich non-aligned hell hole under budget, and they expect you to do it all the time.

I hit the news feed to see what the AP had on the situation. Rebel groups vying for power, national economic collapse, crime unchecked, 95% of UN aid vanishing into private pockets.

And me, going in headfirst with nothing but a sidearm, half a pack of bad smokes, and my brains.

>>31737184
You already know my response lad. Do what you please.

>>31737187
thanks for reminding me man. had it saved on mobile, didn't upload cuz it looked like he was going to post more.

and its up.

>>31737184
whichever would help you more, mate. we're alwasy up for reading.

>>31737184

Do the first one, or whichever you can write or imagine better

>>31736778
don't worry m8 i would take care of you
>>31737096
they were satanist as in human killing satanist
>>31737184
i would say the second m8 might be a bit terapeutic

>now reading the AAI story
>jesus she doesn't pull any punches, just full on abusing this poor anon

I don't know if I can take the next part. It's a testament to your writing that she's getting under my skin this much, but my god she's being an unlikable bitch.

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>>31737184
>It did me good.
Glad to hear it anon. As I've said before, go with what you want.

>>31737123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZmxZThb084

>>31737229
>they were satanist as in human killing satanist
I know. There's a reason why I said now a days. There were cases of human victims (A few I ended up discovering when I was younger), now a days, I have yet to encounter in my local area (I know several provinces had some high activity)

>>31733031
>write of a britbong stabbing nessie to death with those sharpened butter knives

>pip pip cheerio
>goin' stir-crazy spending all your time in yer flat, m8
>but every time you want to pop off for a pint, that slag Nessie's tryin' to bum three quid-fifty offa ya
>sod off you great big wet bint, I ain't givin ya no three pounds and 50p
>pop off down to the Tesco
>go to buy a kitchen knife
>show the dame at the register my ID and NHS card
>she drags me inna manager's office
>he sits me down an' makes me watch a 4 hour safety video on knives
>this is cuttin into me pub time m8
>manager's an old tosser and makes me watch the whole thing
>pay for knife
>it's time at the bar
>no worries, i'll take care of it on the morrow
>sod off home and sleep
>wake up the next morning around 11 bong
>have a cuppa
>watch some telly
>sharpen knife on a rock from me back garden
>evening
>head out to the pub
>walking past the water
>there's that wet cunt again, tryin ta bum money off me
>jump offa dock and stab her in the neck
>that'll teach ya you giant fish
>suddenly blues and twos
>the rozzers!
>run off down the road
>they're chasing in diesel Astras
>outrunning them
>hide in someone's back garden
>rozzers jump the fence
>"Oi mate, you're nicked!"
>end up with a bollocks barrister
>5 years hard time for killing Nessie
>75 years without parole for having the knife
>prison only serves room temperature tea and cold Bovril
>off yourself at the first opportunity

Life on the British Isles is grand.

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I actually have a question about how to post my story. I posted the first tid bit yesterday, but I forgot to ask, how would I properly do a perspective swap? Mine hops back and forth between a few gents on the same front.

>>31737123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzaa_RVwYSs

>>31737338
i keked m8

>thanks m8 i needed that

>>31737338
>no "I swear on me mum"
10/12 bongs

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>>31737427

...
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT HOW DID I MISS THAT

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>Chiappa story

What. That was adorable. Oversized sweaters are justice.

More?

>>31737123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-7l6GNEhCA

>>31737511
you talking about ATAnnie or the original? cuz the original is away and left it to AT to take over.

>>31737448
went right over your pat-able loli head.

>>31737538
I didn't know there was two, I've been gone for a week or two and am reading through all the archived posts. So the story under Lil'Chiappa is complete?

>>31737613
lil chiappa is complete and the new one is on annie 'bin

>>31737613

rhino wrote lil'chiappa. then people wanted lewd. so rhino went crazy and wrote the NSFW of chiappa. then everyone turned against him. to escape the bullying he gave the chiappa story to annie and chugged a gallon of Clorox.

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>>31736686
>>31736763

Follow up to this, I've uploaded the first episode if you or anyone else is interested.

https://mega.nz/#!bp4kQTRD!-uIUEmpgw1rPQDnF8MoASApiTc4fGvDIso6a9kexZ_U

It's a slow start, but the first hand account, paired with all the historical photographs and music make this one of the most amazing documentaries on the civil war.

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>>31737338
I could only understand half of the shit you wrote, 10/10 inbred royals would brit again m8

>>31737123

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXXcTmgNrMY

>>31737338
>no cheeky nandos
>ANYWHERE in your story

Not authentic, sorry.

>>31737706
My nigga.

>>31737633
Hey man, did you catch
>>31737002

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>valkyria chronicles

My nigga

>>31737660
>to escape the bullying he gave the chiappa story to annie and chugged a gallon of Clorox.
No, someone impersonated him into giving it to Annie, which he then figured out and clarified himself. He pretty much was gonna finish his SFW and he let AT do his own thing with

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>>31737744
shit, forgot to quote >>31737706

>>31737731
double shit, someone beat me to it.

>>31737743
yeah m8 i've just updated the sticky

>>31737784
Alrighty, thanks. Just checking.

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>>31737538

if you want to do head pats so badly...

There've been a couple of/k/ VNs in development that I've seen. Can post the ones that pinged off my radar if anyone is interested.

>>31737633
Just read the Annie one. I don't know WHAT to think. I'm missing some of the implications, I think, but all signs point to fucked up.

Either way, it has my interest.

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>>31737843

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>>31737889
illegally redistrubin' my headpats from the other thread, are we?

That'll cost you.

A head pat.

http://pastebin.com/JbcCE11w

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>>31737889

t-this is indecent! how can you post such a thing so plainly? >/////<

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>>31737926
>imblying
I distributed that head pat with a different filename in earlier threads before I became a namefag. Also it was the most effective headpat to disarm a hostile loli.

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>>31737977
I, uh, posted that out of my own folder a few hours ago.

But since I can't disprove you either, have this basic headpat. Thing.

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>>31737969
>this flusters the 10/22

>>31736762
Dis some good shit man, looking forward to more.

>>31737338
Many keks, 10/10 would give Jerry the what for with.

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>>31737889
>>31737926
>>31737977
>>31737997
>>31738000
you now how akward was trying to explain to one of the lasses this?!

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>>31737997
>Arguing my dubs
but yeah, I had it under the image filename when referencing a fluffy headpat. I can search it up in desuarchive.

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>>31738036
>/wfg/- writeagging and headpats
>2016
>Not giving your hermanita or sobrina headpats
>Not teaching them the beauty of headpats

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>>31737123
https://youtu.be/VpAwrkmzmp0?list=PLMeUgs4Y6N9fyi3NzulMNySj52u17HrZf&t=35

I was writing the stalker svd story and this came on. Had to stop because it made my writing get really dark.

>>31737856
Yes, please post them

So, I, ah, wrote some more. It's not exactly headpats (Now is not the time for cute things - that comes later.) so I apologize in advance for that.

I hope it's not terrible or anything. I'll write some more when I get home if there's interest.

http://pastebin.com/8rwzY844

>>31738089
>implying it's family

it's one of the lasses i went drinking with she insisted on nursing me and when she cames to my house she sees my computer and see this stuff

>>31738101

Excuse my shit links, but here are a couple I've found that have potential:

http://www.longgonedays.com/

Then one that is pretty early in development but updates regularly:

https://lemmasoft.renai.us/forums/viewtopic.php?f=43&t=39008

it's fine m8, they're not bad just as a suggestion is that you put a bit more of content to the 'bin

>>31737613
basically what >>31737660 said, except it wasnt the bullying, cuz we calmed down after the first day. dude just had some stuff come up.
but yes lil chiappa is completed.

>>31737843
Like you need a knife to ask. also is this a real thing to read? if so, source?

>>31738036
>not expanding your friendships through headpats
c'mon m8

also, you wouldnt happen to have the pastebin lying around of the list of what parts of the rifle relate to certain parts of the girl, would you?

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>>31738140
>He doesn't give headpats to his older friends

>>31738124
shit i meant to quote this
>>31738169

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>>31738124
Ruskie and SVD remove kebab?

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>>31737977
>>31738000
>pic related

if you think this is enough to disarm me you must be a TSA checkpoint agent.

also you walk on the risky side. while one of the last things I'd want to do is hurt you, I will remind you that it is still on the list :)

>>31738036
>>31738140

did you give her headpats? or handholding? or missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation?

Something that hasn't really been fully addressed is the un-aging nature of the giets. There's references in the intros of some of the story, but it only brushes it aside in backstory with previous owners.

What about a story that would focus on that? I mean, it's kinda hard to think because it would most cerartiantly be a tragedy, but shouldn't it be told?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYCW7i2OiKk

The story of a rifle, as it teaches nervous boy how to shoot
How it give him confidence as a young teen
How it sits lonely as he goes off to his future in college
How she warmly hugs him; being the now young man's welcome home gift from father to son
As she comforts him after another failure
How she realizes one night, while waiting with worry, that she has more than paternal feelings for him
How she happily swoons in his arms, as they rediscover something about each other despite having hundreds of hours on the range together
How the one time he had to defend himself with her, and how he never quite got over it
How she was there for him
How she would always be waiting at home for him, staring longingly out the window
How he grew older, but still gave her the warmest smile every morning she woke up next to him
How she always held lingering regrets; wondering if she was the reason he never had a steady relationship; never maried; never had kids
How she cried as she held his now wrinkled hands
How he still had that same, warm smile
How, after hearing her cry our her worries, her regrets, he just continued to smile
How he whispered to her that she was the most beautiful thing in his life, and that he never regretted a single thing about her since that first day he gripped that walnut stock
How all she can do as he's dying, is cry and smile back.

>>31738452
I was trying to throw out an idea there, but ended up writing a little bit on it.

Someone else please take the idea and expand on it; it wasn't supposed to be as expanded as that.

>>31738184
Yeah, I'll write more for the next one. I'm just not real sure of myself, so I haven't written much. That, and I haven't really slept since I posted the first one. Excuses aside, I'll keep it in mind, thanks. <3

>>31738194
*muffled accordion in the distance*

>>31738452
That's...cripplingly sad, anonymous...

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>>31738452
>How he whispered to her that she was the most beautiful thing in his life, and that he never regretted a single thing about her since that first day he gripped that walnut stock
>How all she can do as he's dying, is cry and smile back.
f-fuck

>>31738321
>implying I'm TSA
>implying abuelo's headpats don't disarm you
>I will remind you that it is still on the list :)
Do I have to bring out the chancleta, young lady?

>>31738452
can someone cap this for ptrfag to add to roses backstory??

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I know I promised story, but I can barely stay awake.

so have some 10/22 posing with her "latest kill".
>"I kicked that printer's butt!"
sigh. It wasn't going anywhere anyways, you know.
>"You're mean!"

>1965 model
>Weaver V22 3x-6x adjustable scope

>>31738560
got it copied. itll be up to him if he uses it.

>>31738583
even the yandere-est of lolis need sleep.

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>>31737684
I have episode 2 up as well, if anyone is still interested.

https://mega.nz/#!y4IhwY4T!w5Sqv05I5Ifc70PJZIio53Ns7qDsCTFmBO4jI3E-kUY

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>>31738604

I'd love to, but...
>"What shall we do on the bed?" *pomf*
Clean up your mess, apparently. Why do you have so many casings, anyways?
>"Because they're cool!"

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Time for bed. Raifus need their rest. I gotta work on getting motorcycle temps and then playing with little plastic space crusaders tomorrow, so no writing unfortunately. Night everyone.

>continuing casefile 4.5
>holy shit this thread is moving fast

Chris smirked and went back to her bedroom, coming back with a large t-shirt covering up her top half.

Dave let out a heavy sigh. "Okay, since I can't cook us some breakfast, how about we go out and get something?"

"What, wanna go out to one of those little restaurants in the town? Because there's no IHOPs or Waffle Houses out here."

"Sure, why not?"

"I dunno. I never liked those sorts of places. It always feels like every fucker in there's watching you eat your food. Like you have to be on your best goddamn behavior."

"Chris, maybe you haven't noticed, but this world belongs to the normies. Maybe if you ate like them they wouldn't stare at you."

"Dave, maybe you haven't noticed, but I have my gun out and I am not totally averse to shooting you in the ass for that comment." Her stomach grumbled loudly. "You're lucky I'm hungry, though..."

She retreated to her bedroom for a few minutes, while Dave took the opportunity to change into a new pair of pants in the living room. When Chris reemerged, she was dressed in blue jeans and a loose jacket, her pistol likely concealed within. She had her long red hair up in a bun, allowing a clear view of her neck. The bruises were still there, but they were fading by degrees each day.

>>31738714
Here's hoping some hick dosent think Dave is a wife beater because of the bruses, but it could be funny watching her kick some redneck's ass for implying that he is.

>>31736762
Just when it's starting to get really good, too.

>>31738820
That was exactly what I was thinking, anon

>>31738820
>BON DIEU, I'M BECOMING PREDICTABLE

>>31738714
"You look good," said Dave, snatching up the stationwagon's keys from the counter.

"I didn't ask."

"I know, but I'll say it anyway."

She rolled her eyes. "Come on, let's just find a place and get something to eat."

Outside, their shitty old motorized chariot awaited, smelling of cosmoline and cigarettes as usual. It protested a bit with some chugging when Dave tried to start it, but eventually it gave in and lurched to life.

Dave drove them around for a bit, looking for someplace suitable. The town only had a couple thousand people in it, and very few establishments to choose from, so before long he spotted a little cafe tucked into the entrance of an alley. He pulled the car around the back.

A bell tinkled as Dave opened the door for Chris. The place was small, but it had a few occupants inside. A couple eating together by the door. An old man reading the paper in a corner booth. A chubby waitress checking her phone.

The waitress looked up at their entrance and put down her phone, grabbing a notepad instead. She walked over to the pair as they seated themselves.

>>31739045
Not really predictable, just that I live in Michigan and my family is just rednecks and fudds.

Still loving the story desu, keep it up!

>>31736762
I have to admit, while I do like your Vietnam story, I absolutely love this horror story. If you weren't so in depth with the 'Nam one, I'd say make this the primary, it's that good.

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So...what's the formality on posting a new story? It looks like >>31739045 isn't finished posting and I don't want to interrupt the flow of anon's story if possible.

>mfw I've never posted anything I've written.
>mfw I'm more than a tad nervous about it.

>>31739678
There doesn't really seem to be one. Multi-post stories are posted meshed with each other all the time.

>>31736762
Goddamn it i hate and love you at the same time right now
Hate you for the GODDAMN CLIFFHANGERS but also love you for you awesome writing. Keep going faggot

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Hey the anon who wanted pocket colt loli. GIB name for femanon. Going to pass out now will check thread later.

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>>31739869
Well, in that case, h-here I go...
>mfw I'm very much pic related

M1A tried her best to focus on the television, ignoring the pacing AR-15 that walked between her and the screen.

Her patience grew thin as time went on however, having grown weary of seeing the assault rifle block the evening news at the most inopportune times.

M1A inhaled a breath to berate the young rifle. But before she could begin a socked foot nudged her shoulder, drawing her attention.

“Leave her be. She’s just nervous like the rest of us.”

Occupying the opposite end of the couch was 5906, Anon’s first handgun and firearm. Being a police trade-in she was always the strictest and more disciplined of the group, almost passing off as the mother figure of the firearms if not for her petite, early teen’s physique. Something the rest of the firearms were more than willing to point out for their own amusement.

M1A let out an exasperated sigh as AR-15 squeezed between the battle rifle and the handgun to peek out the window for the umpteenth time, scanning the driveway like a faithful puppy waiting for her master to return.

“Well, her climbing all over me isn't helping my nerves.” M1A grumbled mostly to herself, partially to the rifle practically on top of her.

AR-15 plopped down on the couch between the two firearms, the springs of the couch jostling M1A around.

“Well maybe if you weren't so big and heavy I wouldn't have to climb all over you.”

Frustration was quickly replaced by anger. M1A’s curvaceous physique, a result of her walnut stock, had the unfortunate side-effect of making her noticeably thicker than her slimmer, aluminum counterpart. That being said, she was never one to take such an insult lying down.

“What did you say?” M1A snarled as she closed what little distance there was between the two.

AR-15 couldn’t help but giggle. “You heard me.”

Ever the arrogant one she kept eye contact with M1A, unable to suppress a smug smirk.

>>31740285
Her cocky demeanor didn’t last long however as
M1A’s expression softened, a strangely sweet smile on her face made AR-15 drop her guard ever so slightly.

It was all M1A needed as she threw herself onto the assault rifle, one hand pinning AR-15 down while the other reached for her jet black ponytail.

Quick to recover AR-15 grabbed a fistful of
M1A’s short auburn hair and pulled with all her strength, all the while desperately trying to wrestle the battle rifle off her.

“Fatass!”

“Slut!”

*tug*

“OW!”

5906 rolled her eyes as she flipped to the next page in her magazine, fully intent on ignoring the shouting and hair pulling occurring at her feet. As she brought her legs closer to her body to avoid being dragged into the melee her eyes stopped at an ad for ‘specialty’ ammunition. One novelty brand especially caught her eye.

“R.I.P rounds eh…?” she pondered to herself.

Unorthodox ammunition was a guilty pleasure of hers, the box of ARX rounds in the gun safe attesting to that.

As 5906 tried to figure out a way to ask Anon to buy the pricey gimmick ammo the telltale sound of a car pulling into the driveway caught the trio’s attention.

Almost like a sixth sense the two rifles stopped dead in their tracks, ears perked and eyes wide.

“They’re back!”

M1A and AR-15 leapt off the couch and raced down the stairs, colliding into walls and each other along the way.

5906 on the other hand merely stood up, set the magazine aside and strolled down the hall to the stair.

As the two rifles reached their finish line the wooden front door swung open with a bang, opening the path for a teenaged girl and a man, both bundled up to counter the winter chill outside now billowing into the house.
The shorter of the two strode in first, swinging her head back to cast off her hoodie and allowing her long blonde hair to finally flow freely.

“Christmas came early ladies,” she declared with a wide grin.

>>31740306

With the two rifles following closely behind Hi-Power set a box of assorted ammunitions on the kitchen table. Right beside her, her owner set down several bags, some groceries, as well as an assortment of accessories and cleaning tools.

“For the record, this all counts as an early Christmas present,” Anon stated to all those present.

Despite the chuckles he received, Anon wasn’t entirely joking. With the holidays coming up he had spent a rather large sum of money on accessories and ammunition for the girls, something only capable with months of careful saving.

And that didn’t account for the cost of what he had originally intended on buying in the first place.

As the trio of guns clamored for attention from
their owner 5906 casually made her way down the stairs. She stopped halfway down, enjoying the familial scene on the ground floor.

The former police service pistol never denied reminiscing about her days on the force, when she protected her partner on multiple occasions, either through intimidation or lethal force. She took pride in her former career. Her duty was to protect and serve and she had done it well.

“Is this Federal? This isn’t the cheap shit?!”

“Hey! Who said you could start going through the ammo box?”

5906 chuckled to herself. Those days had long since passed. She had others to protect now.

As she reached the bottom of the stairs the chilly winter breeze suddenly subsided. In the corner of her eye 5906 saw the door close with a nearly inaudible click.

“I see you brought a new fellow with you,”

>>31740315

In the commotion and excitement a lone figure went unnoticed, standing patiently to the side. In one gloved hand she held a slim cardboard box while the other removed a beanie off a young woman’s head, allowing an onyx black ponytail to flow down her shoulder.

All eyes turned to the newcomer. Anon squeezed between the guns surrounding him, standing next to the new member of the collection.

“Ladies, this is Howa 1500.”

As Howa removed her snow flecked coat the Western firearms were able to see how much the bolt action rifle stood apart from them. Despite having nowhere near the curves that
M1A boasted she still outmatched both AR-15 and the handguns by a fare margin, possessing impressively curvaceous hips and slender legs to match.

She also held a much more formal aura about her, compared to the much more laid-back weapons gawking at Howa. This was further reinforced when she gave a bow, keeping her back perfectly straight as she righted herself back up.

“It’s a pleasure to meet you all. “ Howa said with a graceful smile, “I’ll be in your care from now on.”

In the corner of her eye Howa noticed Anon extend a hand towards her. Quickly taking the hint she handed her coat and the box she was once confined in to her new owner with quiet ‘thank you’.

When she turned back to the other guns Howa realized that there was no response from them, at least not a desirable one, only a very awkward silence and some rather dumbfounded looks. Did she do something wrong? She admittedly entered unannounced but she had done her best to stay out of the way regardless.

Did she act too informal with Anon? All she did was hand over her coat and box, but was that too much for a newcomer? She had heard there were some guns that are rather overprotective of their owners but she had always passed such talk as playful teasing between the anxious unowned girls at the store and the more experienced guns waiting to be either re-sold or repaired.

>>31740325

With the knot in her stomach growing and a slight tremble in her hands Howa turned to her new owner, worried that he would bare the same reaction. Strangely enough he was actually smiling. As if sensing her confusion he merely nodded back to the other firearms.

Having barely enough time to turn her head
Howa was suddenly face-to-face with both AR-15 and M1A, both squealing with excitement and practically jumping for joy. Unable to process the sudden change in mood Howa was left dumbstruck as the two rifles bombarded her with questions.

“What country are you from?”

“J-Japan…”

“What caliber are you?”

“Three-oh-eigh-“

“What length is your barrel?”

“Wait, wha-“

“That outfit’s so cute! Where’d you get the uniform?”

“I-I…well, uhh…”

As she casually made her way to her owner 5906 eyed the new gun down. Unlike the other girls who were dressed in casual attire consisting of sweaters, jeans and sweatpants,
Howa was wearing a white dress shirt, grey pleated skirt and stockings, likely to fend off the cold. She also wore a red scarf 5906 recognized belonged to Hi-Power. Upon closer inspection 5906 could make out a Kryptec pattern flowing around her skirt, likely a byproduct of her paint job in her gun form.

“Now that AR mentions it,” Anon had to lean down bit to hear 5906 whisper, “why IS she in a school uniform?”

>>31740331

Anon shrugged as he hung Howa’s coat on the wall. “She came that way. I guess it’s a Japan thing.”

5906’s brow furrowed. She had been with Anon long enough to tell when he wasn’t telling the whole truth.

Regardless, she almost believed the half-baked excuse were it not for the sly, barely visible smirks Anon and Hi-Power gave one another.

5906 recognized that look, it was the same look they both had when Anon bought M1A the Archangel stock she refused to wear in public.

5906 shook her head as she recalled the day Anon had the poor battle rifle wear the stock for the first time. From the way the bodysuit clung and emphasized every curve on her body, the damn thing looked like it belonged in a sex dungeon.

She opened her mouth to call the two out. Before she could get the words out Hi-Power let out a sharp whistle that caught the attention of the two Western rifles, much to the relief of the very bewildered Howa.

Hi-Power dangled a small cardboard box labeled Magpul in her hand.

“Dontcha wanna see what we got you?”

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>>31740336
Aaand that's where I'm stopping myself. I spent the past hour talking myself into posting and I still feel like it was a horrible mistake.

Please, critiques are welcome. Tear me a new asshole if you want, I kinda feel like jumping off a cliff for posting what I feel is absolute shite

>>31740371
Actually, anon. I like it. I think it's pretty good. <3

Are you gonna write more?

>>31740371
It's very good and clearly thought out.
Moar pl0x

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>Reading PTR story
>really enjoying it
>Anon says Leonard Nimoy was in Suckerpunch
>mfw

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>>31740336
>archangel stock
>skin tight sports body suit
I see what you did there

Hey guys, which jump-ready military planes can cross the Atlantic?
I may have a plan.

>>31740598
C 130J, C 130H, C 17, C 141.

We'd need Jumpmasters.

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>>31740401
I do have a story in my head that just needs to be written down. If I commit maybe I can have it ready by the weekend.

>>31740633

You can do it anon!

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>yesterday
>hospital calls and tells me to come in the following day
>i think i will get my diagnosis
>scared shitless
>need help from internet stranger (you know who you are, thanks again) to actually be able to sleep
>wake up, late
>rush to hospital
>doctor waiting
>has a paper
>looks at me

>"so, about that bleeding nose of yours..."

i swear, if i didn't have a sense of humor, i'd be dead by now

>>31740371
and you go on

>>31740773

Care to share?

Awesome writing BTW. Been following since original thread.

>>31740773
STOP DYING

>>31740082
That would be me! I'm thinking somewhere between Aisha, Anya, or Natalia....
>tfw you wanna draw little colt chan but don't know where to begin
I'll have you describe her and I'll work from there on

>>31740773
>Diagnosis
>Paper
>bleeding nose
Don't make me lose my apetite with concern, JT, I'm waiting

>>31740822
>>31740802
You guys that was her "diagnosis"

She's saying the hospital fucked up again.

Because it's not her nose that's bleeding.

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>>31740371
Keep going.
>>31740598
We must rescue 10/22's onee-sama!
>>31740773
What is with you and cliffhangers?!
>>31740814
I can work with that.

Also holy crap the colt mustang is tiny like pic related.

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>>31740827
Oh. Aspergers is one hell of a thing

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>>31740832
Yeah, pocket pistols in .380 or less are teeny>>31740598
Douglases, C-130 series, C7, C141,

After a week and a half of being away from the thread, it's time to binge on stories again.

>>31740773
How is your arm coming along jtfag? Did you finish moving?

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>>31740902
yeah, got rid of it myself like a week or something ago after i got pissed at not being to change gears properly

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I have been worrying about the most retarded shit this past few days, and it is consuming what little creativity and driving force I have on writefagging.

>mfw country leader decides to leave US partnership in favor of China
>mfw I goddamn hate China

Well, I could probably bid my future firearms ownership goodbye (21 is the age of ownership here).

If I move to the US post-election years, I would either be denied entry, or there would be nothing else worth to go there.

>>31740926
>(21 is the age of ownership here).
I know that feel, Pinoy bro.
>denied entry
>implying
Only time were congress or the president would deny entrance to migrants is if they conflict with their interests. There are plenty of people that are pissed off at Dueterte, and there's also the possibility of he CIA initiating a coup or training/funding rebels
>See Cold War Latin America
If anything chap, we might be able to receive political refugees just like the Cubans and Dominicans did to enter my nation.

>>31740633
It helps to write down an outline of major plot points. That way you only need to worry about transitioning between those points smoothly.

>>31740371

I enjoyed it. more?

>>31740773

onee-chan, you can't die. i'll kick your ass if you do.

>>31740974
you are still my little sister, remember? Who is kicking who's ass? you are doing the dishes tonight btw

in completely unrelated news, i've almost got back glorious pixel jagdtiger

>>31740619
I am willing to bet like half the people here would do it if I.. 'acquired' something adequate. Don't know how I'd swing that though, some semi important people do owe me favors, but that might be a bit much.
>>31740773
You, get better. And stop bleeding from orifices.

>>31740962
>CIA coup
I wish those big guys do it properly, else they convince the populace that the US is indeed on a massive Jew-fueled globalist agenda!!!1!!1

I would actually prefer if people actually undergo a renaissance and stand up to their own, not just trusting the government to do everything for them, but I do not see that coming in this generation.

All I want right now is to administer headpats to someone and drink, but I have to leave the drinking for tomorrow.

>>31740974
>>31740985
You're both doing the dishes, don't try to dump all the chores on 10/22.

This wouldn't have happened if you didn't "lose" my kilt when it was JT's turn to do laundry.

>>31740986
I'm thinking we could just do an airland operation, we're going to need trucks anyway so why bother risking jump related injuries?

>>31741007
>I would actually prefer if people actually undergo a renaissance and stand up to their own, not just trusting the government to do everything for them, but I do not see that coming in this generation
Yeah, my people have similar problems as well. And the Independistas are not helping either ever, especially when their New York cronies kicked the military out of Vieques and closed some bases here down

>>31740985
I said what I meant, onee-chan. Don't get cocky just because you're not on the list.

And I'm not doing the dishes! I did them yesterday! MOM!

>>31740985
>i've almost got back glorious pixel jagdtiger
>almost
Details, last I heard they stopped selling it

>>31741026
I just want to be left alone with my guns. I've been hard pressed to just move to the middle of nowhere in Alaska and work as a fisherman. 6 months on a boat doesn't sound too bad.

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>>31741034
just wot i'm afraid. Did the mistake of selling it for the jpe 100. pic related

>>31741021
o-okay...

>>31741031
dishes first, wrestling later. Din't think i will go easy on you because you are small...

>>31741048
Hell, all I want is to fix bush planes.

>>31741048

>leave for fishing for 6 months
>bear breaks into house looking for food
>raifus get mauled by bear

Sounds bad man

>>31739045
>BON DIEU, I'M BECOMING PREDICTABLE
It's gonna be a reach around joke, innit?

>>31741066
Treehouse. No 3D girls allowed.

>>31741051
I don't know about war thunder, but if its WoT, you did pretty good for getting her
>http://worldoftanks.eu/en/news/pc-browser/46/premium-tank-removal-jagdtiger/

>>31741086
>tfw I thought you meant you sold the Jg. Panzer for the Jagdtiger
NO NO, YOU DID BAD!! Chances of getting her again would be from a special sale or through trade or something...

>>31741051

Fine. You are SO going down. No crying when you lose, k? ^_^

>>31740471
Hes already been told. one of his characters is supposed to point it out later

>>31741097
>>31741086
no, never had the 8.8 cm one, i had the real OG 128 mm JT.

But i sold the 128 JT for the JPE100, but i don't really like it since the 183 is more fun

>>31741101
tears comes later my dear. Tears come later

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>>31741101
>>31741051
Oi, Oi!! No wrestling or you both get La chancla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH5rkSG_Hqk

>>31741121
>slippers
>not a well worn leather belt
>not kneeling on dry mung beans

>>31741101
>>31741114
Do I need to call the neighbor's over to babysit?

I'd better not hear about someone getting hurt when I get back from this jump.

>>31741127
>Implying I would go that far
Not yet, they haven't messed up badly yet.
>worn leather belt
>Not a cold water dipped leather belt
>>31741128
Grandpapi watches over here, lad.

>>31741135
Don't tell JT that I'm the RAAWS gunner for this excercise, she'll probably end up hating me.

>>31741142
My lips are sealed
>tfw Possible IFV Commander if I become 12A
The feels are good, but I'm stuck between being an Armored Officer or Combat Engineer Officer

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>>31738173
>>31738177
>>31738321

nah m8 i think some one has it tough, for fucks sake m8s shes taller than me she would be the one headpating me and she is just nursing me, altough i ended being the lil' spoon

>>31741114

Yes, yours. ^-^

>>31741128

... fiiiine, I'll try not to hurt her. But next time you're doing something cool you have to bring me along!

Also, I make no promises about the couch.

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>>31741180
>shes taller than me she would be the one headpating me and she is just nursing me, altough i ended being the lil' spoon
>implying that's a bad thing
Nothing wrong being the lil spoon and the receiving end of headpats

The PTR story is still ongoing, right?

>>31741190
Yes, it's on haitus since our fellow writefag is on for a road trip to become a real human bean

>>31741190
Yes, the writer is just going on a little break. He'll be back in a few days.

>>31736686
>>31736763
ok so I did little research, can't figure out an accented spelling to depict Massachusetts accent so I'm going with standard American English

>"Stop it you two, what brought on this civil war re-enactment this time?" you ask as the Southern girl, Anna, is just finishing loading her rifle.
>"Ah cain't stand that bitch any longer, always pickin' on me with no reason!" Anna says as the other girl, wearing a 1860s Union uniform, comes out holding a model 1861 Springfield.
>"What do you mean "with no reason" you whore? You are always clinging to Anon & trying to sneak into his bed at night!" the Union girl, named Haru, yells at Anna.
>"You're just pissed 'cause ah always beat ya to it" Anna replies as she tries to put a new percussion cap in without anyone seeing.
>"Wait, what? That's what the ruckus you two cause almost every night is about?" you ask as you grab a hold of the Richmond and take it away from her.
>"I-I have no idea what she's talking about, it's just not right for a rifle to be like that with her owner!" Haru says with panic in her voice.
>"You two do realise there's plenty of room for all of us in my bed?" you say as Anna starts reaching for her bayonet.
>Your words stop them in their tracks as they look at you with flustered faces. They look at each other and even though they don't say anything, it's clear they are discussing your proposal.
>"...if Anon says it's OK, I guess I'll have to allow her to sleep with you, but only on the condition that I'm there as well to make sure she doesn't force herself on to you", Haru says with a cute tsundere face.
>"Whut ya actually mean is ya actually want a threesome, don't ya?" Anna asks with a knowing expression. You expect Haru to go ballistic, but instead she just blushes.
>"So, now that the Civil War is finally over, I've got some fresh meat, beer and bourbon in the truck, shall we have a barbecue?" you ask.
>"Anon is a pervert", Haru says
>"Ya'll both perverts" says Anna.

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>>31741142
b-but...

>>31741128
no, we wont fight. Only struggle snuggle

>>31741186
you sound very confident...

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>>31741186
>>31741114
*ahem*

>>31741259
>no, we wont fight. Only struggle snuggle
( ¬_¬)

>>31741157

Just keep in mind that in addition to that IFV, you will also have to deal with the gaggle of psychotic alcoholic trouble makers that make up the bulk of an Engineer company

>>31741293
>you will also have to deal with the gaggle of psychotic alcoholic trouble makers that make up the bulk of an Engineer company
I mean, I literally bonded with strangers here and irl with alcohol, so I think I got that under control.

>>31741259

Sounds like someone's worried.

>struggle snuggle
Onee-chan, that's lewd!

>>31741310
>Psychotic alcoholics
Yeah really, sounds like /k/ to me.

>>31741324
i-i'm not!

>>31741256
I'm liking it a lot. Keep going.

>>31741256
don't stop

>>31741256
>"Pervert, me? What makes you say that?" you ask.
>"Ain't ya just tryin' to get us drunk?" Anna asks before adding:
>"Not that ah mind..."
>"Fine, we are all perverts, now let's go get the food and fire up the grill." you say and the girls agree.
>This isn't the first time you have seen them drink, but you are still surprised by Anna's ability to take hard liquor, Haru on the other hand is a bit different story & it doesn't take long before she's drunk. Now it's Anna's turn to get angry at Haru for being too clingy as you cut Haru off from drinking any more.
>"I'm so tired, don't you think it's time to go to bed Anon?" Haru asks.
>"What are you talking about, it's still light out here" you say as you worry about what Anna will do if this keeps on going any longer.
>"So we'll have plenty of time until morning!" she says while trying to un-button your shirt.
>"Not fair ya li'l yankee skank, didn't we agree to share?" Anna is getting jealous.
>"Then hurry up and join us!" Haru exclaims as she moves on to unfastening your belt & Anna joins her.
>Not wanting to lose to these two, you wrap your arms around their waists and start carrying them towards the house as the two girls struggle, scream and laugh at the same time.
>You were worried that this day would end with yet another uneasy truce, but in the end things turned out quite nicely for you.

Realized that this is all too relevant to the thread.
https://youtu.be/5TNhS81w4bM?t=4m26s

>>31741431
fuck, just skip to 4:25

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>>31741360
Is this the guy you thought was me? I wish I was bold enough to go American flag short shorts/boxers/etc.

>>31741431
>>31741446
Worked for me. I wouldn't be surprised if I start talking to my rifle at basics

>>31741463
Yeh. His form reminded me of you, but I then realized he was one of the trips in /spg/

>>31741339

Onee-chaaan~, who are you trying to convince? Me? Or, you?

>>31741128
don't worry m8 i'll take care of them
>>31741186
>>31741259
>>31741283
>>31741324
>>31741488
oi don't think 'cause i got only one good arm wont bonk you in the head

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>>31741494
>>31741264

>>31741494
>bonk your older bro in the head
>implicando yo no estaba siendo suspechoso a los comportamientos de mis nietos y no estuviera amenazándolos con la discplina de la chancla y el cinturón de cuero mojado con agua fría
Soy el Abuelo aquícaramba

>>31741488
>pssst, this guy >>31741494 only has one arm, we can totally team up on him


also, i have a qt weeb term, but what am i supposed to call you?

>>31741475
Alrighty, had to dig through the archives because I was curious what he looked like.

>>31741540
>>31741534
im your uncle that only god is sure how the family relation is

>>31741540
He is Tío, or uncle.
>implying you won't be going against me tag teaming with my bro, Poly

>>31741409
>drunk handsy muzzle loaders
Yes. Very yes.

So are they supposed to be reproduction rifles or originals? Repros could explain why the Springfield talks with a more modern northern accent.

>>31741409
>You will never be in a harem of fightsy, drunken muzzleloaders

>>31741571
>So are they supposed to be reproduction rifles or originals?
who knows, Richmonds were apparently made in Virginia while Anna is a Georgia girl so maybe

>I really need to sacrifice more sleep in order to write more

>>31739045

"What can I get for you?" asked the waitress in a sort of disinterested manner.

"Uh, scrambled eggs and hashbrowns for me I guess, and uh," he looked over to Chris, who was seating herself. "What do you want?"

"Waffles if you've got 'em." Chris turned her head to look out the window onto the street.

The waitress jotted it down on her notepad and went back into the kitchen to deliver the order, while Dave sat down opposite Chris.

"Something on your mind?" he asked.

"Huh? Oh, no. Nothing."

"You sure about that?"

"Yeah, I'm sure, and if I wasn't, I'm not about to talk about anything bothering me in a public place."

Dave shrugged and leaned back. "Whatever you say. Sorry."

Chris sighed heavily. "You don't need to be sorry. I appreciate the concern... just that now's not the time or place."

>>31741540
>you distract him and I'll attack the weak side, then when he turns to deal with me you strike

You're both fluffy and onee-chan. Everyone just calls me yandere...

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>>31741605
Yis

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>>31741186
I don't think you'll fit in the ruck, sweetie.

>>31741259
How about you just snuggle-snuggle, like sisters are supposed to?

Jump in a couple hours, I'll be home late.

>>31741609
>implying that you guys will manage to do what a bunch of taco munchers could not

>>31741623
sisterly snuggle on dads orders? o-okay

>>31741609
noo, you had like a weeb term. im- something?

>>31741609
Implying you can manage to beat a Taco and a Pastelillo
>>31741624
I bring a chancla, you bring a chancla?

>>31741638
Imouto. Nip for little sister. Popularized by Oreimo, the best relationship anime ever.

>>31741605
Chris turned her attention back to the window, watching the street. It was quite empty, save for some pedestrian traffic. She watched the people walking by the windows, not really thinking about it. Just watching for the sake of it.

Dave, on the other hand, was watching her. Normally she'd be a bit more boisterous, maybe poking fun at how someone looked. Normally, she would have probably made a comment about the waitress being a hamplanet as soon as she was out of earshot. But she hadn't been in such a mood for a while now. It was worrying him greatly.

Their musings were simultaneously interrupted when the waitress unceremoniously placed their respective meals on the table. "Can I get anything else for you today?"

"No, I think we'll be fine, thanks," said Dave. The waitress shrugged and took up her post behind the counter once more.

Dave took the ketchup bottle on the table and applied a liberal coating to the eggs and hashbrowns, and began to dig in. Chris did much the same to her little stack of waffles, pouring maple syrup until they were swimming in the stuff.

She hadn't been lying about being hungry. She practically inhaled her food. Rather noisily too, if the looks being shot her way by the other patrons were any indication. She leaned back in her chair, satisfied, as Dave finished up the last of his hashbrowns.

"Feeling better now?" he asked, still chewing.

"A little."

>>31740371
It's fine, post the rest

>>31740371
it was a nice read m8

>name for the 'bin?

>>31741609
That reminds me... I don't have your Steam for future plays.

[email protected]

Future drawings soon.

>>31741656
Worst relationship anime ever. Kirino a shit. I'd say Kirino is worst girl ever, but Umaru exists.

>>31741624
>>31741643

Onee-chan fights mean, and I have a yandere bag of holding with all kinds of fun things in it~

>>31741623

I'll scrunch up really small and be super-quiet! It'll work!

>>31741738
>I'd say Kirino is worst girl ever, but Umaru exists.
I see you are a lass of culture as well

>>31741738
Somebody is a tsun tsun~

[spoilerson/k/pls]
https://youtu.be/UAt4g76EIiQ

It hurts every time.

>>31741777
Trips never lie

>>31741777

why would you post that

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>>31738452
Was the music an okay touch? If/When I eventually get to posting my stalker raifu writings, I was thinking of maybe throwing in music every couple of posts for mood. But I'd like to get people's response to the idea and/or how it worked in my earlier short post there.

Its always fun waking up to the nuclear family being cute.

>>31741256
>>31741409
Anyone taking care of the bin on this? If not, I'll make it, any title you want?

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>>31741792
Because I'm a monster.
>>31741782
Confirmed.

>>31741180
Nothing wrong with being the little spoon, man. Not a feeling I'll ever know really.

>>31741738
I wanted to like the show, but the MC and kirino were such shit.
Granted, I have a pain in the ass younger sister and everyone I've talked to who loved it didn't, so take that as you will.

>>31741818
i would suggest that when you start posting your writing you put a link to it to the first posts

>>31741851
yeah sure it is nice but when your back it's full of stiches...
>>31741738
a part of me wanted to make a taco version of the marine pasta but the bag of holding make me rethink it

>>31741870
Kyousuke was an alright guy when he was focusing on being a good senpai instead of sisconning. Kuroneko was a delicate cinnamon bun who deserved a good senpai.

>>31741829
>any title you want?
haven't thought of one, didn't plan on making it long enough to have a name, but now that I started I just might have to keep the story going, depending on how my other story progresses...

>>31741870
Yeah agreed.

>>31741878
Well shit, yeah that does change things.

>>31741897
Called it Feisty Muzzleloaders for now man.


http://pastebin.com/WJnSYPYv

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>>31735938
>missing part of first par annie's storie

>>31741701
After quickly paying for the meal, they went back outside to the car together. Dave was about to open her door for her when she shot him a glare that made him rethink that idea.

Instead, he went back over to the driver's side and sat down, sticking the key in and attempting to start the car. It responded with chugging and whirring. He kept trying to start it.

"It's got gas in the tank, right?"

"Yeah, we were half full on the way over-"

POP POP POP
BANG BANG
POP POP

"Get down!" Dave shouted, pulling Chris down out of sight.

She slapped his hands away. "It's just backfiring, goddammit, nobody's shooting at us!"

"Oh..." he looked around, his cheeks reddening. "Right. Sorry."

Chris just looked pissed that in the commotion he'd pulled her hair out of its bun. "Just... get us home, alright?"

"Right, right... home..." He put the car in gear, and what followed was a terrible grinding noise, followed by what sounded like an explosion under the hood. An engine piston punched straight through the metal, landing several feet away, and the interior of the car started filling up with fumes and smoke.

They piled out, coughing their lungs out.

>>31741878
>a part of me wanted to make a taco version of the marine pasta but the bag of holding make me rethink it
Do it fagit. There's already a mini jewish one and a british one, do it! Plus Gringos are not immine to chanclas

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>>31741878
someone's been there, done that.

>>31741829

We're not a nuclear family... Unless dad's been doing more trading with the Czechs and hasn't told us. He did say to keep out of the storage room in the basement...

>>31742049

RIP wagon. At the risk of sounding /o/tistic, to launch engine parts several feet away you need high RPM, high boost, or both.

... sorry, please continue.

>>31742105
b...but i was in the army not narc

>>31742049
Now to invest in getting The /K/ar!

>>31742179
Kubelwagon or bust

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Just read the PTR story, or what's done of it so far.

Not a huge fan of how much lore it goes into, but I am really enjoying the dynamics of the different rifles. In most other stories, all the rifles either like each other or fight with each other for small, arbitrary reasons. The motivations in this one are more fleshed out, thus the rifles seem more genuine in their character.

I'm looking foreword to anon getting that auto sear for Judith. But from the way you set it up, Rode better get some emotional loving too; god damn that made me feel. Especially the part about the SKS.

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>>31742206
>Rode
Rose, whoops.

So here's my conundrum.

I've been thinking of a raifu story for a while. But to get the character of the rifle where I need it to be, when it eventually meets the protag, I'm going to have to drag her through some shit.

It's not pleasant, and it'll take a lot of posts before the story actually gets to the MC and raifu together, but I feel it's important to set up why the raifu is the way it is, and how important the things it says and does are.

So basically the story will be pretty emotionally negative for a while before it actually starts spinning it's wheels. My concern is that this will drive readers away or make it unpopular. Again, though, I feel it's important to show that the character actually HAS seen some shit, not just three lines of dialogue backstory.

Thoughts?